Professionally Silly
by Pionaire Podcasting
Do you enjoy the paranormal, true crime stories, and the occasional dumbassery?! Maybe you wanna hear some real life drama or perhaps you’re in need of some advice. The Professionally Silly podcast has it all! Your audible boo thang Amber “Smiles” Jones is here to shoot the sh*t with you. I’m a geriatric millennial comedian with alot to say. With my assorted topics, you’ll never be bored and always surprised! Join the silly and SUBSCRIBE to the Professionally Silly podcast where I take my silliness seriouly. Text/call 805-664-1828 Email me at [email protected]
Episodes
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LISTENER EPISODE: INSPIRATION & SILLINESS
I'm answering your emails and DMs, showing y'all some love, and getting a little disrespectful with a special Disney Villain FMK edition. Who's getting married, who's getting lucky, and who's getting left in the evil lair? Plus, more laughs, random thoughts, and listener love! SpeakPipe...
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THE REAL-LIFE INSPIRATION BEHIND FREDDY KRUEGER
Freddy Krueger’s creepy real-life inspiration, Soulja Boy wants to run for PRESIDENT, and my homegirl has officially declared my titties OLD! From nightmare fuel to political delusion to unsolicited silliness, this episode is all over the place! Tune in for the nonsense! Real Men Wear Pink...
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CELEBRITY GHOST STORIES
We’re playing Halloween FMK with Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger & Ghostface! Celebrities spill their creepy ghost stories, and apparently, there’s a RETREAT FOR FARTS?! This episode is scary, spooky, and a tad strange! Perfect for this podcast! Real Men Wear Pink...
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HILARIOUS HALLOWEEN STORIES!!!
Halloween stories and neighborhood nonsense. We’re getting silly with a new “Have Ya Heard About?” Down the Street Edition, featuring a hilarious Nextdoor story straight from my neighborhood. Trust me when I say, don’t listen to this in a public setting without headphones! Real Men Wear Pink...
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WHAT DID THEY SEE WHEN THEY DIED?!
They DIED… and came back with stories! What did they see on the other side? We’re talking near-death experiences, Gen Z quitting jobs in the most UNHINGED and entertaining ways, and a dating question that’s about to have y’all choosing sides! Death, drama, and dating disasters… just another day…
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THE TRICK OR TREATER
Fired for being 6 minutes late… so naturally, he got REVENGE. We also find out what your appetizer behavior says about your personality, and I’ve got a creepy Halloween story that might have you reconsidering who you open the door to trick-or-treaters this year. Real Men Wear Pink...
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BROOKLYN JONES JOINS THE SILLY
Comedian Brooklyn Jones is pulling up to the mic, and you already know the foolishness is about to be LOUD! We’ve got an “Am I The Asshole?” story that might have you picking sides, a cop who got arrested over… MICROWAVED FISH?! And because apparently I needed to add more chaos, we’re playing a...
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LISTENER EMAILS: PETTINESS AND ROLLED ANKLES
We got a brand-new Question of the Week, and baby, y’all already know I’m about to have y’all questioning your whole life with my random silliness! We’re also talking about my FAVORITE version of gentle parenting, because sometimes you gotta be patient, understanding, and still let that child…
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MY DAD JOINS IN ON THE SILLY
My dad is in the building! I decided to put his general knowledge to the test. We talk about the passenger who got duct-taped to his seat, reveal why people thought Reese Witherspoon was an actual lawyer, and dig up some of my dad’s most memorable stories. Family bonding… with a side of silly!…
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BIZARRE SEX FETISHES PART 3
We’ve got a brand-new Question of the Week with an FMK twist, bizarre sex fetishes and kinks that’ll have you questioning humanity, and a KFC x Flamin’ Hot Cheetos food collab that sounds like a dare gone too far. Plus, more questionable decisions and questionable people. Just another silly day…
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LIVE: TOPIC ROULETTE…P. SILLY STYLE
This podcast episode is going to be different because we are live on the Professionally Silly YouTube channel! We will spin a wheel to decide this week's topics! From tasty food news to criminally ridiculous stories…Let’s play Topic Roulette! Help My Sister Regain Her Independence: GoFundMe...
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THE CURIOUS HISTORY OF THE OUIJA BOARD
New question of the week, a suspiciously delicious Oreo flavor, and the creepy origin story of the Ouija Board! We’re getting into the history behind everyone’s favorite supernatural talking board, plus more weirdness along the way. Hit play... and keep your fingers away from the planchette! Help...
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WE’VE ALL GOT SECRETS AND BAGGAGE!!!
This episode has what you’re looking for: a brand-new Question of the Week that may have you questioning what you do in your bedroom, a woman who decided movie-theater snacks weren’t enough and smuggled in an entire roast dinner, and a deep dive into the secrets we’ve all kept that are way too...
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CANNIBAL CAFE: ARMIN MEIWES
The 48-ounce Dunkin’ coffee bucket has an update! Somehow, some people consent to being cannibalized, and one man goes full superhero by jumping off a 40-foot bridge to save a life. Plus, inappropriate jokes, wild debates, and questionable decisions. SpeakPipe...
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THE TEN-CENT BEER NIGHT RIOT
Reality called in sick for this episode, Smiles Squad! We're talking about a driver who crashed into a wall painted to look like a road, the legendary and drunken chaos of 10 Cent Beer Night, and a Question of the Day that's guaranteed to spark some passionate debates. Buckle up ya’ll!!! I’ve got...
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REAL LIFE PARANORMAL ENCOUNTERS
From chilling real-life ghost encounters and the surprising return of MySpace to cats playing musical instruments, and whatever delightful chaos wanders into the conversation. This episode is packed with the creepy, the silly, and the wonderfully unexpected. Hit play... You never know what's...
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HAVE YA HEARD ABOUT #1: MEXICAN BATMAN AND MORE!!
Mexican Batman is patrolling the streets, a guy set a building on fire with his penis, a sex toy brought out the Bomb Squad, and more! Buckle up for another wild ride filled with bizarre news and a good laugh. Let’s get silly! SpeakPipe https://www.speakpipe.com/Ambersmilesjones PROFESSIONALLY...
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BIZARRE SEX FETISHES PART 2
It's time to dust off the WTF Wheel and let chaos take the driver's seat! Will we land on the bizarre world of the Teletubbies, uncover the legend of Mexican Batman, or break down the wild Grand Theft Auto VI "relationship contract? Plus, we're diving into some of the strangest real-life fetishes...
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CREEPY FACTS YOU DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW
Some facts are fascinating... until they haunt your brain forever. This episode is packed with creepy facts you probably didn't want to know, a surprising look at how much Europeans love American foods, and plenty of hilarious conversations, weird discoveries, and random chaos along the way. Hit...
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LISTENER EMAILS: PRANKS, GOOD NEWS AND MORE!!! #1
This week on Professionally Silly, I've got stories to tell! I’ve got a segment from the Q Morning Crew Morning Show that you definitely don't want to miss…They made me cry. What happened at my 40th birthday party? It was unforgettable. As if that wasn't enough, we're diving into the listener...
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THEY WERE CAUGHT CHEATING!!! LIVE AT TFK IN STOCKBRIDGE, GA.
People are out here making some truly questionable life choices, and naturally, we're gonna talk about it. From ridiculous human behavior to cheaters getting caught in the act, we've got plenty of stories that'll have you laughing, gasping, and wondering how some folks make it through the day....
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Valley of the Headless Men: Canadian Urban Legend
One legendary game is making a comeback, and gamers are losing their minds! Then we're heading north to Canada for a chilling urban legend filled with mystery, missing heads, and seriously creepy vibes. Plus, I've got plenty of wild and fascinating stories to keep your brain entertained. Grab…
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HE WAS TRAPPED UNDER WATER FOR 3 DAYS!!!
We are covering the absolute spectrum of human experience today, folks. From internal existential crises to international wild headlines, I’ve got it all! Dear Me (And You): A heartfelt, funny, and grounded letter to my almost-40 self and for you too! Whether you’re staring down the barrel of 30…
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HORRIBLE DATING STORIES LIVE AT TFK IN STOCKBRIDGE, GA!!!
This LIVE episode was all over the place in the best way! LIVE at Trelawny Fusion Kitchen in Stockbridge, GA, we tried to guess the prices of ridiculous Balenciaga products in our silly version of The Price Is Right, played Drunk vs. a Kid, and shared some absolutely terrible dating stories! It’s...
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LET'S JUDGE STRANGERS WITH "AM I THE A-HOLE" STORIES!!!
A donut shop is bringing back Supersize! We break down some absolutely unhinged “Am I The Asshole?” stories, and argue over who’s the worst person alive. That and more silly coming your way! PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PIONAIRE NETWORK...
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WE'RE SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!!!
Today, we dive into stories of people making spectacularly dumb decisions and then we rate just how stupid they are! Then an unnecessarily juvenile and chaotic Disney Princess edition of FMK. We will unleash enough pure silliness to make your brain explode…with laughter! PROFESSIONALLY SILLY...
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UNHINGED NEIGHBOR STORIES!!!
Apparently, “invisible” fried chicken is a thing now! Also, if you’ve ever thought your neighbors were annoying, these stories might make you appreciate the ones you have. From straight-up weirdos to full-blown neighborhood menaces, this episode has the silliness you need to get through the day!...
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PRANKS GONE WRONG AF!!!.
Soda and Coffee have joined forces to make a crazy new drink. The police might be the new plug we never wanted. And just when you think it can’t get wilder, we dive into pranks that made a sharp left turn into chaos! Press play if you're ready for laughs, bad decisions, and a drink combo that...
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THIS GUY JUST WOUDLN'T DIE!!!
I got scammed by a company that's a post to help black women. I'm about to call them out! I came across peanut butter tequila, and it changed my life. Then, a man who refused to die. Not by lack of attempts either! Come see what went wrong (and somehow right) PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT…
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CONFESSIONS & CONSEQUENCES!! LIVE AT TFK IN STOCKBRIDGE, GA!!!
The Cup of Consequences: Ever wondered what your neighbors are actually thinking when the lights go out? Or what secret your best friend is still carrying from that wild weekend three years ago? This week, we’re throwing the script out the window and reaching straight into The Cup. We’ve filled…
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IT'S TIME TO GET PETTY!!
We have a man who called 911 on his vacuum cleaner, we let our petty flag fly with some petty revenge stories, and then, after we act like petty teenagers, I share some good news to give you that warm feeling inside! The silly never stops! PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE…
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HE WAS TRAPPED IN AN ELEVATOR FOR 41 HOURS!!!
We can now make our laptops moan in pleasure without porn. Megan Thee Stallion and Nickelback joined forces with a guy who was stuck in an elevator for 41 hours! What more do you need in an episode?! Regardless of your answer, there’s still more in this episode than that! Let’s get silly! Slap…
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BREAKUP FEES & BOLD FACE LIES!! LIVE IN STOCKBRIDGE, GA!!!
My first LIVE show and I immediately acted as nobody raised me LOL! (The audio version is better😅) We talked about men in China paying BREAKUP FEES! Yup, relationships might come with cancellation policies now! We stuck our hands in a cup of reckless adulting questions and the audience got to...
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CREEPY CHILDREN SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS!!!
Kids are out here saying things that will make you check your security cameras and maybe your ancestry. Then we discover an urn that plays music… because apparently even in the afterlife folks still want a playlist. Then there’s a brand new law stepping in to protect our pets. It’s creepy, it’s...
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FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN… WHO’S THE A-HOLE!?
This week, the Florida man was struck again! He got a little too personal with his vacuum cleaner in public (yeah… it’s exactly what you think) and he was arrested! We read some wild “Am I the A-Hole?” stories that will have you yelling at your phone. Then, the amazing workshop where dads are...
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HILARIOUS HORRIBLE REVIEWS & A DEMONIC LOOKING BLOW UP DOLL!!!
Rihanna finally decided to bless the planet with new music, proving that miracles do happen! Then we slide over to real estate, where a realtor posted a listing photo that accidentally looks like it captured something straight out of a low-budget horror movie. And just when you think humanity...
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I THINK I SPOKE TO MARILYN MONROE'S GHOST AT THE HOLLYWOOD ROOSEVELT HOTEL!!!
Why does underwear know more about my digestive system than my doctor? Why are people clutching pearls over women swimming topless? And what happened when I willingly spent the night ghost-hunting at the legendary Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel? From high-tech booty analytics to public pool boobies to...
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Two Weeks Notice Energy: "MY JOB SUCKS" Stories!!!
This week on Two Weeks' Notice Energy, I dive into a Japanese city canceling its Cherry Blossom Festival due to rude tourists. Plus, I reflect on what ChatGPT would do if it were human for a day…vulnerable, funny, and real. Don’t miss it! PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE…
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FACTS AND STATS YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED ABOUT!!!
A convicted prisoner isn’t stressed about losing freedom… he’s stressed about missing Grand Theft Auto VI. A preschooler gets a jury summons! Plus, wild facts and stats you never asked for but absolutely need. Let’s be irresponsible with information! PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY...
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VALENTINE'S DAY IS A LIE!!! THE DARK HISTORY BEHIND V-DAY
In this episode, Wendy’s shows love the right way by giving away free stuff!! We also dig into the weird, questionable things that land people in the hospital! It’s definitely a reminder to purchase sex toys. Then we expose Valentine’s Day for the shady, non-romantic mess it started as. This is a...
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UNHINGED DATING STORIES: "HE PEED IN HER BED!!!"
Today, we talk about Captain Planet making a return to our screens, the police pulling over a self-driving car, and dating stories so unhinged that they make staying single feel responsible. Welcome to the silly!! FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Amber “Smiles” Jones…
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EARTH’S DEADLIEST LOCATIONS YOU SHOULD NEVER VISIT PART 2
Welcome back to chaos! In Part 2 of Earth’s Deadliest Locations You Should Never Visit, we’re touring places so hostile they feel personally offended by human life. We also dipped into the pop culture pool for a second because, word is, Gremlins 3 is actually happening, which means nobody’s safe...
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EARTH’S DEADLIEST LOCATIONS YOU SHOULD NEVER VISIT!!!
This episode is doing a lot. We’re breaking down Earth’s deadliest locations you should absolutely never visit, unless death is your destination, then switching gears to how digital nail polish is changing the beauty game. And just when you think we’re done… here comes the Grinch, involved in a...
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LA LLORONA "THE WEEPING WOMAN": HISPANIC FOLKLORE
This week, we’re crying by the river with La Llorona, as I spill all her tea! Then I share exactly why Spain is now my favorite country! Hello, paid days off work for menstrual cramps! Plus, we put our hands together for Megan Thee Stallion securing the bag as a full-blown business owner. It’s...
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TEKE TEKE: JAPANESE URBAN LEGEND
This week, we dip our toes into a Japanese Urban Legend, Teke Teke! I learned that she’s terrifying and why we should all hide under our beds! I also shared how you can save money going to Disney World and what to do should you find a rat in your toilet! This episode has it all! WANNA KNOW MORE…
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NEW YEAR'S BELIEFS THAT CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE!!!
This week, I’ve got New Year’s beliefs so unhinged you’ll start side-eyein’ midnight. From mind tricks that control your body to rituals we didn’t ask for, this episode proves the human brain and folklore been freelancin’ without supervision. One more episode of silly for 2025 w/ DJ HEY COUSIN!…
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THE DARKSIDE OF CHRISTMAS PART 2...BUT IT GETS WORSE!!!
This week is pure chaos! We’re unpacking Sexyy Red, launching a lip gloss line with names HR would immediately fire, a DoorDash driver who treated pepper spray like a seasoning, and yes… we go back to the dark side with Part Two of THE DARK SIDE OF CHRISTMAS, with a dash of racism. It’s unhinged,...
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THE DARK SIDE OF CHRISTMAS!!!
This week, a man goes viral for HIS WIFE’S pizza order! I share the dark side of some Christmas traditions, that’ll make you rethink a few things! Christmas isn’t to be f***ed with this year!!! Stay for creepy and silly…It’s made to order! ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE…
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UNEXPLAINED HEART-WARMING EXPERIENCES
This week, we’re talking wholesome hauntings, unexplained moments that hit you in the feels, and why GTA 6 is suddenly the LGBTQ+ ally nobody saw coming. It’s spooky, it’s sweet, and silly — just how we like it. Stay for the laughs, chills, and pure chaos. MARCIE TASTE OF HEAVEN...
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CREEPY WEBSITES YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED PART 2
This week, ONCE AGAIN…we slide down the internet’s darkest back alley to check out creepy websites you definitely shouldn’t be on PART 2! Plus some more silly waiting for you! BERTS BIG ADVENTURE: THE ATLANTA CUP AUCTION https://bertsbigadventure.org/2025/10/22/the-atlanta-cup-auction/ ALL MY...
About this show
Do you enjoy the paranormal, true crime stories, and the occasional dumbassery?! Maybe you wanna hear some real life drama or perhaps you’re in need of some advice. The Professionally Silly podcast has it all!
Your audible boo thang Amber “Smiles” Jones is here to shoot the sh*t with you. I’m a geriatric millennial comedian with alot to say. With my assorted topics, you’ll never be bored and always surprised!
Join the silly and SUBSCRIBE to the Professionally Silly podcast where I take my silliness seriouly. Text/call 805-664-1828 Email me at [email protected]
Hosted by
Pionaire Podcasting