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Punks on the Pitch
by Punks on the Pitch
Where the beautiful game meets disgusting music. Just a bunch of punks discussing their love of football and music in one neat little podcast. Expect hot takes, no expert analysis and what punks we think should be on the pitch.
Episodes
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Any Bloke Can Give A Poorly Thought Out Ill-informed Opinion
The Champions League has returned this week but instead we talk about Championship title hopefuls Norwich. We dig into their current reign and where they feel like they are best suited. Elsewhere we discuss the abuse women pundits receive, why it is still so hard for gay players to come out in…
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He is Football's Equivalent To The Undertaker
This week on the show we discuss two strikers from very different backgrounds. Should Patrick Bamford be given a chance in the England set up? And can Zlatan Ibrahimovic carry on being a prolific striker well into his 50s? Elsewhere we chat all things Nottingham Forest and discuss whether…
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Give Him A Chance And Give Him A Shot
Did you miss us last week? Well we are back to talk about the headlines of the past months transfers. Who we think will have an impact and who are the big winners and losers. We also discuss transfer policies after the departure of André Villas-Boas from Marseille, as well as some other…
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It Is Like Being Part Of A Really Sad Punk Scene
With Premier League Games almost daily at the moment we dig into one of the leagues more struggling clubs this year. Our guest Simon Sharples, lets loose on his beloved Newcastle United and how he has become so disheartened under the Steve Bruce regime and why fans are even more frustrated with...
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It Would Not Be A Story If It Wasn’t Edgar Davids
This week on the show there is a lot of Arsenal chat with Cancer Bats guitarist Scott Middleton. We get into how a man from Canada falls in love with the Gunners. We also discuss the on going discussions around players breaching Covid protocol with Celtic having a very nonchalant approach to…
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If They Keep Knocking Out Big Teams It Could Have A Positive Impact On Their Season
HAPPY 2021 and welcome back to Punks on the Pitch. Hope you haven't missed us too much. This week we dig into the highs of the FA Cup third round and who the big winners were. We also touch on the fantastic Fran Kirby's performance for Chelsea Women in the only WSL game of the weekend. Elsewhere...
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This Is About Damage Control
For one last time in 2020 we bring you an episode of Punks on the Pitch. This week we discuss the current misfortunes of Arsenal under the Arteta reign. The way the Gunners played under Wenger and how much of a god Thierry Henry is. We also discuss the up coming ties in the Champions League and...
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He Created An Ethos That People Brought Into
Once again racism has reared its ugly head into the game of football. We talk about Millwall fans booing the knee and the alleged racist remarks made toward Pierre Webo in the Champions League. We also discuss backwards sporting rules in China, Maradona's face being on money and Burger King being...
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I Always Wanted To Wear Unique Kits
This week on the show we take a deeper look at the crossover between the world of alternative music and football. We talk football kits as merch, band members getting involved in the sport to the famous West Ham / Iron Maiden collaboration. Elsewhere we dig into Crawley Town a bit more and we…
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Lallana Has More Injuries Than Jamie Redknapp
On this Monday pod we once again marvel at the beauty that is the FA Cup as we talk about the big upsets of the second round and potential ties that we would like to see in the third round. Also there are a number of big upsets through the top leagues in Europe this weekend. We talk about the...
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Getting A Big Yellow Toothbrush Through Customs
This week the footballing world mourns the lose of one of its greats in Diego Maradona. We pay our respects to arguably football's original punk by highlighting some of our favourite moments in his career as well as shitting on the whining Gammon that is Peter Shilton. Also we go into more depth...
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I'm Grimacing Because He Is Playing Well
On this Monday pod we look at some of the more bizarre stories of this weekend's actions as well as praising some big winners. We talk about the contrasting fortunes of Tottenham's men and women's teams as Jose Mourinho's men sit top of the Premier League. Then we look at one of the strangest...
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I Can't Imagine Kevin De Bruyne Picking Up Litter
One this week's show we talk about one of the most bizarre footballing stories of 2020 in the Hollywood takeover at Wrexham AFC. We also go deep into how awesome St Pauli are and the news that they are now launching an in house sportswear brand, just to further emphasis that a club can be run…
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She Also Has A Fucking Law Degree
With the men's game having an international break, we thought it only right that we take a more in-depth look at the women's game. We talk about how there needs to be less of a divide within teams themselves, from separate social media accounts and playing at different grounds, to the recent news...
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It Was One Of The Worst Things I've Ever Seen
On this Monday's so we have some what of an FA Cup first round special. We dive into the craziness that was the Torquay United v Crawley Town match. The glory of Marine FC, and a Rooney doing what Rooney's do best among other highlights from the first round. We also talk about THAT Ademola…
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We Were Hoping To Get Some Random Team In Romania
This week we dig into Burnley's rocky start to the season and whether Sean Dyche can turn things around and if the Clarets recruitment system is to blame to the poor start. We also talk about gambling in the world of football and how big betting firms sponsoring clubs can impact on people...
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The Women Just Get On With It
We are celebrating the first three points for the Punks On The Pitch team as Wycombe Wanders record their first ever win in the Championship. There is great excitement in the Women's FA Cup final where despite the lose Willie Kirk's side showed great grit and determination. Are Barcelona on the...
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I Won The Champions League With Gosport Borough
Another jam packed week of things to talk about in the world of football. This week we talk about the first round draw for the FA Cup, the romance of the competition and whether the lower league clubs who are looking for a giant killing will be impacted by the lack of fans. We go a bit Dutch...
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People Go Mental Watching These Games
This week on the show in honour of the upcoming Merseyside Derby we thought we would take a different approach to the show and have a look at some of the world's greatest footballing rivalries. We dive into Liverpool v Everton, Portsmouth v Southampton, Boca Juniors v River Plate, AC Milan v…
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Have United Fans Ever Seen Him Play Football
After another crazy weekend in the Premier League we turn our attention to a weekend of international football. We discuss the importance of international competition during a time of a pandemic, we look at some of the transfers made on deadline day and whether Mesut Özil's act of kindness was...
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Seeing Lee Trundle Was Like Watching Maradona
This week on Punks on the Pitch we talk apologies in football. Do more people need to step forward and take account of their actions. We talk about the viral referee who apologised for not awarding a goal that clearly crossed the line and does club owners speaking out about transfers undermine...
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Suarez Is Like A Crust Punk Who Hasn’t Washed His Battle Jacket In 10 Years
What a crazy weekend in the world of football we have had. We have our first managerial casualty as Schalke part ways with David Wagner. Shocks for the Bundesliga's top two clubs and a shining debut for Luis Suarez. In the Premier League, VAR once again takes centre stage with numerous…
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If You Don't Know What A Dinlo Is, Then You're A DInlo
This week there is a lot of Pompey chat, we discuss our love the Blues and what we think of the current era under Kenny Jacket. We also talk about the financial impact billionaires have had on the game, what are the effects when investors get bored and move on from the club they have been…
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He Should At Least Have One Ballon D'or To His Name
On this Monday show we talk about the return of the Bundesliga and the seemingly unstoppable Bayern Munich. We also dive into VAR decisions already causing controversy in week two of the Premier League, can Dominic Calvert-Lewin be a future England legend and we touch upon a wake up call for our...
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Imagine Those Suits On The Touchline
On this week's episode we talk about the ugly issue of racism in football after it showed its head again with high profile players like Neymar being racially abused on the pitch, as well as the systemic racism which exists in the media when it comes to talking about players of colour. We also put...
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William Coming In Doing Whatever The Fuck He Wants
On our first Monday show, we talk about the open weekend of the Premier League. That incredible Champion v Champion match between Liverpool and Leeds. We discuss Harrogate's history making first ever win in the football league and the fire power at the disposal of Arsenal Women's side. Also for…
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Serge Aurier Doesn't Take Any Shit on the Pitch
Welcome to the first ever episode of Punks on the Pitch Podcast. On this premier episode we are joined by host of the Audience Please! Podcast, Adam Vallely. We talk about transfers ahead of the start of the new premier league season, Adam's expectations for his beloved Tottenham Hotspurs and who...
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The Kick Off
Welcome to Punks on The Pitch Podcast a show where the beautiful game meets disgusting music. This is our pilot episode to mark out what the show is all about, who we are and what our plan is moving forward. We hope to hear from music fans who have a passion for football and have hot takes on the...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Where the beautiful game meets disgusting music. Just a bunch of punks discussing their love of football and music in one neat little podcast. Expect hot takes, no expert analysis and what punks we think should be on the pitch.
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Where the beautiful game meets disgusting music. Just a bunch of punks discussing their love of football and music in one neat little podcast. Expect hot takes, no expert analysis and what punks we think should be on the pitch.
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