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Qualified for Nothing

The advice podcast you didn't know you needed. Soothing specialist Celaine's ASMR, whispering wonder IdaKim and comedy genius meme farmer hamish team up and give their unqualified opinions on your problems.

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    To Shrimp or not to Shrimp, Sending 1000 Ladybugs in the mail, and proposing to your partner THREE times in ONE night

    Kim discusses why you shouldn't propose to your partner three times in one night, Hamish teaches you how to send 1000 ladybugs in the mail (you can really do that) and Celaine informs the masses on how to successfully stink out a room.Follow ⁠⁠ @CelainesASMR ⁠⁠: https://linktr.ee/celainesasmrFollow ⁠⁠ @idakim ⁠⁠: https://idakim.carrd.co/Follow ⁠⁠ @memefarmerhamish ⁠⁠: https://memefarmerhamish.com/pages/socialsGot a problem you want our (un)qualified advice on? Send us an message at https://qualifiedfornothing.com/

  2. 5

    How to become Portuguese, Listening to Smut with your Coworkers and Rescuing a Topless Woman

    Celaine teaches us the best way to become Portuguese, Kim discusses the best way to avoid listening to smut in your car and Hamish debates the ethics of saving people from drowning.Follow ⁠ @CelainesASMR ⁠: https://linktr.ee/celainesasmrFollow ⁠ @idakim ⁠: https://idakim.carrd.co/Follow ⁠ @memefarmerhamish ⁠: https://memefarmerhamish.com/pages/socialsGot a problem you want our (un)qualified advice on? Send us an message at https://qualifiedfornothing.com/

  3. 4

    Smelly Roommates, An Ex-Friend who won't Leave You Alone, and Cheating on your Partner with a Robot

    Celaine tells us a story about bean-addicted Jim, Kim explains the best way to deal with a scummy ex-roommate who just won't leave you alone, and Hamish asks the gang their stance on AI partners.Follow  @CelainesASMR : https://linktr.ee/celainesasmrFollow  @idakim : https://idakim.carrd.co/Follow  @memefarmerhamish : https://memefarmerhamish.com/pages/socialsGot a problem you want our (un)qualified advice on? Send us an message at https://qualifiedfornothing.com/

  4. 3

    Falling in Love with a Cheater, Framing Your Toxic Ex and Ruining Your Family

    Hamish tells the story of someone fawning for a cheater, Kim discusses divorce with kids, and Celaine dives deep into an affair via takeout (while Hamish teaches you how to frame your cheating partner - but we don't talk about that part).Got a problem you want our (un)qualified advice on? Send us an message at https://qualifiedfornothing.com/

  5. 2

    An Assortment of Fish, Getting Uninvited From Your Own Vacation and The Worst Wedding Planner

    Kim tells us about her plans for wedding fish, Hamish explains the best way to re-plan a vacation you didn't cancel, and Celaine shocks us with the worst wedding planner.Got a problem you want our (un)qualified advice on? Send us an message at https://qualifiedfornothing.com/

  6. 1

    Dealing with Tresspassing Bees, A Guide to Tax Evasion, and Marrying Someone You're Already Married to

    The gang become bar-certified* lawyers. Kim explains a financially sham marriage, Hamish discusses the effects of bees trespassing on your property and Celaine teaches you how to safely avoid paying your taxes!*no they don'tGot a story you want us to give our unqualified advice on? Head to ⁠https://qualifiedfornothing.com

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    How to Ruin a Wedding, Steal a Wife and Fake a Baby

    In this episode Celaine, Kim and Hamish dive into Reddit stories and discuss a wedding ruined by a well-kept secret, a wife's mistaken identity and a fake baby.Got a story you want us to give our unqualified advice on? Head to https://qualifiedfornothing.com

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

The advice podcast you didn't know you needed. Soothing specialist Celaine's ASMR, whispering wonder IdaKim and comedy genius meme farmer hamish team up and give their unqualified opinions on your problems.

HOSTED BY

meme farmer studios

CATEGORIES

comedy

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The advice podcast you didn't know you needed. Soothing specialist Celaine's ASMR, whispering wonder IdaKim and comedy genius meme farmer hamish team up and give their unqualified opinions on your problems.

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