Qualified Nonsense

This week’s show opens with some chit-chat about underwear before we shift to how to spend/invest a lottery windfall, how we would spend lottery money, frivolous purchases, and the modern-day appeal of pirates and vikings. Plus, were pirates the pioneers of DEI hiring practices?! All that, and more!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Jake’s shipping up to Boston this week, so we’re partially recording on tour! Because he’s recording from a hotel room, the sound quality is a little different, but the content quality is off the charts! We discuss which stats we’d like to see about our lives, using ChatGPT to express kind sentiments, Boston sights, negativity and groupthink on Reddit, and more!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

This week, we open by discussing inflation and what we could buy for $5 100 years ago. Then, we’re a little punchy from a late evening recording, and things slide off the rails fairly quickly as we look at what life was like pre-internet, followed by the dangers of our modern world. We wrap things up by figuring out which items we would never buy used. Plus, we discuss the handiness of walkie talkies, old toilets, how to pronounce “syrup”, and more!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

On this episode, we start with a bang, literally! We then help out some redditors figure out a situation after being the victim of a crime, and proper etiquette when someone breaks wind in front of them. Throughout it all, we give our World Cup predictions, our limited grasp of USSR history and the ‘Rocky’ franchise, the rules of the safety/doorknob game, cleaning between the seats of our cars, and more!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

This week, we celebrate (?) the United States’ 250’s birthday with all America-related questions! We have guest and friend-of-the-pod, Roux, joining us to give us perspective on topics like obvious signs that someone is an American, why Americans are so accepting of long drives, America’s greatest contribution to humanity, Bulgaria, Coca-Cola, Transylvania, ice (frozen water, not the agency), Eurovision, and more!-‘Bangaranga’ music videoSend any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

This week we embrace the aged men that we are and talk about things we no longer pretend to enjoy in our old age, we talk about wine, hiking, being out too late, zoo animals we’d rather encounter in their enclosures, sea creature encounters, and more!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

We’ve got a bit of a format change this week where we start with questions from Reddit to keep things fresh and engaging! We discuss blowing up at friends for not liking TV/movie recommendations, door-to-door salespeople, a lot of ‘Frasier’ talk, things that were ruined because too many people discovered them, and more!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

This week we dive into the murky end of the pool by talking about dead bodies in bodies of water, Matt’s birthday, Tweetsie Railroad in Blowing Rock, NC, using coupons on a date, which foods we’d live off of for a week, and more!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

This episode starts with some interesting shark facts, but try not to be too distracted by Jake’s foot cam (check out our YouTube, if you dare!). This week we talk about shark attacks in the US and Australia, spring weather, kangaroos and their meat, frenemies inviting themselves to weddings, Jeopardy phrasing, using “how come” instead of “why”, words we intentionally pronounce “wrong”, and more!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

This week’s show allows us to ponder our old school district boundaries, current school choice issues, middle schoolers, the generational superiority wars, our parents falling for AI slop online, advances in AI, the business model for AI companies, disgusting habits we find to be perfectly normal, flachspüler toilets, how to respond to cops when being asked how fast you were going, and more!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Jake opens the show on a high-note by spitting fire (figuratively, not literally)! Then we get into topics like: street performers, Matt crashing a birthday party concert, Jake’s smashed finger, custom sounds for our technology, what to do when your boyfriend picks his nose too much, co-workers showing inappropriate videos, and more!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

This week is another guest-less episode as the three boys talk about their weeks including Jake’s soccer marathon, kids’ birthdays, a shoulder update from Brandon, a recent change to the way kids play baseball from Matt, Brandon’s recall of the presidents, celebrities we do and don’t find attractive, advice for a younger guy romantically involved with an older married woman, Brandon’s bad JFK impression, and more!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Joining us this week is Ryan Richardson: Navy vet, motorcycle enthusiast, Trimet operator, father, grandfather, and Brandon’s soon-to-be brother-in-law (and that’s just scratching the surface)! We talk in-depth (no pun intended) about Ryan’s time on a submarine in the Navy, his experiences driving for Trimet in Portland, why old people don’t go on crazy benders in their golden years, inexpensive things that improve your life, submarine recipes, and a lot more in this extra-long episode! Note: we apologize for some audio issues, but hopefully it doesn’t get in the way of enjoying this great episode with a great guest.-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Right off the bat, we’re slowly rolling out new merch! Join our Patreon to get in on the first supply of some nice drink coozies we’re ordering up! As for this episode, we get into topics like urinals, strong and fancy cocktails, our listenership in Vietnam, going to a bar to lift your spirts, the taboos around dating third cousins, and more!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

No guests this week, but we have plenty to talk about. Matt and Brandon talk about their recent trip to New Orleans, Brandon dislocating his shoulder in the Crescent City, Jake finding new work while taking his family on a Spring Break trip, raptor adventures, things people romanticize that they haven’t experienced, space travel, our favorite sports, and more!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Joining us this week is Joe Harrison, co-owner of Farmers Union Coffee Roasters in Eugene, OR! Not gonna lie…there’s A LOT of coffee talk on this one, and we’re better for it! We learn about roasting methods, second crack, coffee-growing location preferences, brewing the best cup at home, transportation issues in Guatemala, and more! Plus, we tackle a couple questions on reddit related to booking international travel with your significant other, and how movie and TV tastes change with age. Put on a pot of coffee for this one!Check out Farmers Union Coffee here: https://www.farmersunioncoffee.com/-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

No guest, no problem for the QN boys this week! We talk about St. Patrick’s Day traditions, corned beef vs pastrami, the transition to spring, drag queens, getting fatter in your 30s, our chip preferences, what music feels like when you’re high, and more!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

The movies come to Qualified Nonsense as Mike and Moy from Evening Squire Productions join us to talk about their previous and upcoming film projects, how they came to find themselves making films, and what the film festival circuit is like. Plus, we opine about coffee, tea, and whether dumping one’s boyfriend via text is a good idea. That, and so much more!Links to Evening Squire’s projects:And Through The Portal We Go: https://www.instagram.com/andthroughtheportalwego https://www.eveningsquire.com/and-through-the-portal-we-goTurns Out: https://www.instagram.com/turnsoutmoviehttps://www.facebook.com/turnsoutmovieEvening Squire: https://www.instagram.com/eveningsquirehttps://www.facebook.com/EveningSquire-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Bees! There’s a whole lot of beekeeping talk on this episode as we welcome beekeeping hobbyist, Kevin, to the show. He shares his knowledge and passion for honeybees with us, we learn about all sorts of glands and secretions, and get some helpful tips for helping our pollinator friends if you don’t want a hive in your yard. Plus, we ponder potentially controversial Lego sets, Lego culture, alleged local Lego drama, and we close out by digging into why men want to live like hermits in the woods.-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord (New!): https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Take a trip down memory lane with us while we chat with our longtime pal, Becca! Like the oldheads we are, we reminisce about high school, first jobs, and youthful pranks. We also figure out what truly matters in life after 40, chat about astrology, and navigate how to cope with a coworker’s perpetual flatulence. Plus, we find out Becca’s favorite swear word!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord (New!): https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Won’t you be our neighbor? If not, that’s okay, because our guest this week is Erik Anderson, Matt’s actual neighbor! Erik is a stay-at-home dad and self-described Trekkie. We talk at length about Star Trek, changes in TV episode orders, the local ‘Buy Nothing’ scene, using the term ‘partner’ to describe spouses, things that may become illegal in the near future, book recommendations, and so much more! If that’s not enough for you, then dammit, Jim, I’m a podcaster, not a chatbot!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord (New!): https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

This week we have Peter Kincaid joining us. Peter is the founder of the Eugene Men’s Social Club and Eugene Car Club. We talk about the importance of finding community these days, Matt’s midlife crisis ‘99 Honda Civic or lifted Mazda Miata, how the internet has gotten worse in recent years, how we’ve grown socially as we’ve aged, and an awkward moment for Brandon with a New Orleans bartender.Keep up with the latest Eugene Car Club events here: https://www.eugenecarclub.com/Check out the Eugene Men’s Social Club: https://mens.eugenesocialclub.com/-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord (New!): https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Special Guest Alert! We have with us, Derek, colleague of Matt/hockey coach/hockey player/bon vivant. We get into topics like Derek’s guest-starring role on the TV show ‘Leverage’, Bitcoin scams, safe things that people find dangerous, and why hockey isn’t more popular in the US. Plus! We get some first-hand Tonya Harding scandal observations from Derek! -Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord (New!): https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Put the kids to bed, because this episode gets a little blue. In both senses of the word…scratch that, blue has more than two meanings. What we’re trying to say is that we go from talking about dirty things like private parts and move all the way to personal tragedies, realizations, and everyone’s favorite topic: 9/11. Plus, we sprinkle in some beekeeping talk and a mild debate about veganism.-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord (New!): https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

This week, we start things off on a geeky note by touching on topics like the LIGO Hanford Observatory, Lord of the Rings, video games, and PCs before fully devolving into matters of both the boudoir and the scatalogical. Here at Qualified Nonsense, we’re all about finding balance.-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord (New!): https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

For the first time ever, we at QN have a +1! Our friend and entrepreneur Eli Green, proprietor or Stumblebum Beer Company, joins us for talking shop and slingin’ shi– Reddit questions…Eli gives us the skinny on delicious beer, fry-flights, and “use it or lose it skillz”. And do we stop there?! Is a fog’s butt water-tight?!? We talk about beer nostalgia and what takes us back to a time where our livers and metabolism were more forgiving…Check out our guest, Eli at:Stumblebum Beer Company1965 W Maple RoadTroy, MI 48084www.stumblebumbeer.comIG: @stumblebumbeerFB: Stumblebum Beer Co"It's not where you are, but your reason for being there" -Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord (New!): https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

We're back BABY! Back with more Nonsense and decidedly less Qualified, Brandon, Jake, and Matt bring the fun discussing holiday updates before sinking head first into the nitty gritty that makes you want to come back! Subjects like "legal, but you're a jerk if you do it" and "why don't more folks target the nards?"See? Precisely what you've been longing for over our holiday break. You're welcome...-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Discord (New!): https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbcInstagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

This was our live show! No edits (except songs)(...and a small set of gaps at the beginning)... but aside from that totally RAW!!!Happy end of Season 2, 2025, and hoping everyone has a good holiday and end of year.xoxoQN Team-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

That's right, folks. The holidays are coming and so are we! wait...This is our penultimate episode for season 2. We discuss fun things that we've never talked about before, like being old, pulling our backs, and the general wears and tears of time itself on the fragile finite human existence.But that's not all!We talk about deal breakers for hamburgers and drunk people vs stoned people! Because that's the kind of show we are. We cover all the bases! What other podcast does that? Nobody!JOIN US FOR OUR LIVE SHOW ON NOV 17 @ 6PT/9ETYOUTUBE.COM/@QUALIFIEDNONSENSETWITCH.TV/QUALIFIEDNONSENSE-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Same old, same old. Just a few hunky guys talking about being hunks doing hunky things with lil hardware, you feel? We're closing in on the end of the season and year. Listen in. Join us for Nov 17 when we do it on a live cam... er.. live.-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

BOO!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Good clean fun. That's what we do. Sure it's listed as "explicit" and "for mature audiences"... and so what if we say $#*!, #@&% and #*@&$^#. We're here for a good time. And more importantly, we're here to bring the peer reviewed*, formally educated*, experts*. And frankly speaking, you're welcome.QN gets into what was rotten as a kid but pretty nice as an adult as well as getting into the important topics of fragrances and human attraction (or repellant).Join us for the good stuff.*none of that is true, at all.-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Let's just be crystal clear out the gate: this is episode 48 but in our hearts and minds (and calendars) this was supposed to be episode 47. So the intro was for last week. Come on, most of you listen to this for free anyway, so let's just let this one go.I'll do you one better: become a Patron and we'll get Jake to read whatever you have to say on the subject of our goof up. You'll get a personal callout. We'll praise your patronage and also clap back if you say anything mean. Because if we're nothing at all, we're fragile, straight, cis, white men who have egos like glass houses. We'll shatter and make a big ol' scene. Test us!Just go to https://patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense do it, we dare you!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Short a sweet. 3 guys chit chatting nothing weird. We don't flirt with each other and anything. We're married for gods sake. Take those smutty hopes and dreams aaaaaaaaaand check out our Patreon at https://patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense.But also we talk about aging and noises we make now that we're all over 40. Oh, and we talk about flirting. But NOT WITH EACH OTHER THAT'S ON PATREON.OK - carry on. As you were. Pip pip.-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

These three guys just enjoy each others' company. What a charming little show for you today. We talk about (not) being DMCA'd since, let's be honest, there aren't a lot of you. Ain't nobody losing money for having use try to sing popular songs.Then the meat and potatoes: does everyone seem more short fused? Quicker temper? Generally angrier? But our seasoned professionals of hosts pivot to keep things light and fresh with a 5 hour drive playlist. Who do you simply press play to and let it ride?Send your anger feedback and your ride or die musical artist(s) to us on our socials or via Reddit at r/QualifiedNonsense !-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

We're in the zone. The zone just after dinner and just before night night... Dinner, I guess. But also the TWILIGHT ZONE!!!!In this zone today (tonight?) we don't shy away from the dicey questions of using the c word in a fun, casual way (WARNING: do not try this at home!). Nor do we cower away from the social taboos of discussing descriptive and sometimes pejorative terms to identify race when expressing attraction (and generally).Hands down, best actual description I've given for an episode. You're welcome. Check out Patreon so that theses dirt bags can pay me more!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

I struggled with this title. I was trying to go punny, but then nothing was matching. Then I thought about being earnest, but that's not really our vibe...But then I thought, "Blasphemy is always in vogue..." so I went with it.Whatever, you're not better than me. Or if you are, so what. I'm not crying. YoU'rE cRyInG!!!.oh... the episode is about mid life crisis stuff and something about filthy hygiene in commonplace activities.-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Yup - only the juiciest content hot off the presses for you lot. If there's one thing you can rely on, it's these three chuckleheads BSing about robot name calling, dumb people inc., and plain ol' nudes sharing.Now, we know you listen to other podcasts... but this one has got to be up there? Upper third? Half? Bottom third?! Prove it. Leave us a review. Tell us what you think. I dare you!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

That title... those two things look unrelated? You're new here, huh? That's how we do here at QN. It doesn't matter if the inquires are related! We ask the tough questions that (don't) keep you up at night. We put in the hard work to get to the bottom of your deepest, darkest, most personally invasive preguntas (I couldn't think of another simile for 'questions'). Investigative journalism, that what we do. But we investigate nothing. And I had to look up how to spell journalism!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

We turn up the spice this week by recounting our party days and knowing (or learning) when to leave them before things get out of hand. Do we stop there? Heck, no! We then slither down the topic of NSFW content of someone you know. Thoughts? ...thots?!No conversation subject is too spicy! No trail is unblazable! We even make up words! Come at us!!!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Hey there! One of the old guys here writing this nonsense down. Yup, t-rexing this, jabbing each key once I find the damn thing. Today the gang talk a little about trivia and going to Disney. But the real meat and potatoes comes from our extra qualified takes on red/green flags for adulting and what these darn kids today will never understand about the 90s and early 2000s.You know, cell phones, maps, walking up hill both ways... ugh - gotta go find my daily medicine pack... just listen to the episode. Hang loose, broham. (is that something they still use? my back hurts...)-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

We've done it, folks! We're just 3 old guys, talking about old guy stuff. "My back hurts" "Stay off my lawn" "In my day, we had a thing called rEsPeCt!"What a bunch of clowns. Come join us for our new and improved geriatric podcast. It'll be fun. Until we're in a nursing home.(got I hope I die with my boots on...)- Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Writing this at 11:55PM EST and my ass was about to go to bed without posting! Edited and ready to go HOURS ago, but almost forgot to put a bow on it. Imagine...Come have a fun time with us while we talk about hawk tuah, yummy sandwiches, and getting old. Never a dull moment, eh?And if you missed it last week, we did a live show that you can check out via Patreon. So do that maybe. I'm not going to tell you how to live your life or anything, but you should do that.OK - g'night. Or good morning. Or whatever.-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

We out here. Listen in about updates, essential adulting skills (how is that not common knowledge!?) and movies that will always draw us in...ANDDon't forget to join us for our live show on Tuesday July 29!- Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

In todays episode, we dive right into some very high quality Reddit questions about early memories, average age of reddit users, sleeping naked (not) a whole lot more!ALSO, we're (maybe?) going to record LIVE next week. But we have a few in the can already... so it would be a recording that would then be released a few weeks after? I'm going to be straight up, QN doesn't pay me well enough to check that math, so listen in and see if I'm right. Or not. Do somethin.-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

That's a super clickable title and an even MORE listenable episode. I'm not going to spoil it. Just listen. Also, people need to be nicer on the internet. Just sayin. I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

What's there to say? Stellar opening. Charming check-in. Insightful, provocative answers to thoughtful, intriguing questions. Here at Qualified Nonsense, we've got it all, babyyyyyyyyyy!-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

This will be short and sweet. 3 good lookin guys, just sitting a few thousand miles away from each other, making a podcast and enjoying each other's company.We hope you have as much fun as we do ;-*(that's a kissy winky face)-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Man, click bait much? How about that title? I don't know much about marketing, but I would go so far as to say we are operating at a genius altitude right now. You may ask, "well, does it pay off? Do you get more downloads?" To which I would say "Mind your own business, who's counting, it's not the size that matters-" and so on.But in all seriousness, we have a good time talking about work, life, love, and happiness. We also discuss the male propensity of violence and (speaking of marketing) the things in life that you think will save you money, but will actually do the opposite.-Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

There's gold in these here hills! Gold tier audio content for your ear balls and brain bits, that is. Enjoy a full 43 minutes or honest to goodness, God fearing, wholesome podcasting. There's action! There's suspense! There's romance! What more could you want?No, actually, what more are you looking for in a podcast? Our numbers aren't great and we're desperate. Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Socials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com