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Quality Home Entertainment
by Logan Nielsen & Dustin Pixley
Logan Nielsen and Dustin Pixley do a podcast about movies, an idea that has never been done before. It used to be about sharks, but now it's not. Enjoy it or don't. Either way, get out of my house.
Episodes
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Army of Darkness
Here's one final farewell episode! This was originally recorded back in the summer of 2023 and it just got lost in the shuffle of edits and different miniseries we were doing, but it's such a fun episode that we wanted to put it out and it's one of our favorite movies of all time! Luke Nielsen...
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Just Friends
We're continuing our celebration of the holiday season with the 2005 comedy Just Friends, a movie about the dreaded "Friend Zone" and how women just aren't allowed to have male best friends and go about their business...also it takes place during Christmas. Also also, it is our last episode.…
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Hot Frosty
You know Frosty the Snowman? What if he had abs? That's it. That's the whole pitch for the new Netflix original movie, Hot Frosty, the latest in Netflix's "what if we did Hallmark movies but made them a look a little less cheap" series of films. We're splitting a Shiner Home For the Holiday…
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Thanksgiving & Thanks
It's a feast of Thanksgiving-themed media as we watch Eli Roth's 2023 slasher, Thanksgiving, and then follow it up with Thanks, a 1999 CBS sitcom about Puritan Pilgrims living in 17th-century America. A most logical double-feature. We dive into how Thanksgiving pays homage to the history of…
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The Penguin - Season 1
HBO's Max's DC's The Penguin: A The Batman Story just wrapped up its first season and, boy howdy, was it some bonafide QHE! We sample some of Schell's Peanut Butter Chocolate Porter and talk about why the Penguin cuts through the fog of big-budget, shared-universe, comic book television series....
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'Salem's Lot (2024)
A Halloween episode released two weeks after Halloween? Yeah, that sounds like us. We watched, 'Salem's Lot, the newest Stephen King adaptation that was unceremoniously released on Max after sitting on the shelf for two years! We dig into King's take on vampires and what successful King…
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Ranking All Shark Movies - Sharktoberfest Ultimo Finale
To bring the holiday of Sharktoberfest to a close, Dustin and Logan are taking it upon themselves to rank every shark movie they have watched for this podcast. It's a tall order, especially since they both have bad memories and seem to be bad at counting. But they do it, gosh darn it! Join them…
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The Last Shark
We're wrapping up Sharktoberfest with the appropriately titled, the Last Shark. And it's an interesting experience because we've basically already seen it, since Cruel Jaws repurposes a lot of Last Shark's plot and actual footage! It's one of the more fascinating case studies we've covered in…
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Shark Warning!
Finally a film that answers the question, "what if the Hallmark Channel made a shark movie?" We watched Shark Warning!, an oddly serious Asylum production that has shark revenge, an evil mayor, AND an exclamation point in the title. We also re-envision the movie with our dream cast of actors that...
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Open Water
Got a little bit of everything going on in this installment of Sharktoberfest. Dustin and Logan are reaching back into the digital video days of early aughts with the indie hit, Open Water, a film that is more mumblecore than survival thriller. They also sample (and spill) the Oktoberfest from...
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The Last Breath
A group of friends explore a sunken World War II battleship and get trapped inside with a shark in 2024's the Last Breath. Are these friends the absolute worst? Oh yeah. Is the shark a mindless killing machine? You betcha. Is the movie a waste of Dustin and Logan's time? Absolutely. Listen to…
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Cruel Jaws
Against all odds, it's back. That season of German-style beers and horrible shark movies. It's...SHARKTOBERFEST!!! Somehow Logan and Dustin have found their way back to the beginning and must endure another festive fish fiasco! For this first episode, they tackle Cruel Jaws, a movie that rips off...
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Deadpool & Wolverine
We're wrapping up the summer with what will most-likely be the year's biggest hit in Deadpool & Wolverine! The now highest grossing rated-R film of all time is the latest attempt to make the Marvel multiverse fun. Did it succeed? Did it make us laugh? Were there children at our screening that…
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Shakma
Killer monkey + Dungeons and Dragons + Blue Lagoon - Brooke Shields = Shakma! Christopher Atkins and Roddy McDowell face off with an evil baboon in Shakma, the 1990 horror film about med students getting picked off one-by-one whilst playing the worst role playing game of all time. Luckily, we're...
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Ticks
Seth Green, Carlton, and a Bosom Buddy go out to the woods and square off with genetically altered super bugs AND evil hillbilly marijuana farmers. Also, Clint Howard is there. That's the plot to Ticks, the 1993 straight-to-video creature feature that we decided to watch for some reason. We break...
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A Very Vermont Christmas
The Hallmark Channel is having its annual Christmas in July celebration where they premiere brand new holiday movies right in the middle of the summer, so we watched the world premiere of A Very Vermont Christmas! This one checks a few boxes for us; it's full of Hallmark tropes, no one can speak...
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Madame Web - Part 2
Oh what a wicked web we weave as continue breaking down the confusing slice of comic book pie that is Madame Web. We discover how our "hero" will avenge Mike Epps and explain kidnapping these three young women. We also discuss the best table dancing song of 2003 and talk a little bit about…
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Madame Web - Part 1
Well, here we are digging into one of the biggest superhero flops and boy are our brains tired. We watched Marvel's Sony's Pepsi Cola's Madame Web, starring a bored Dakota Johnson, bad wigs, and worse ADR. Frankly, we have too much to say about it but luckily we have the refreshing taste of Pepsi...
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Under Paris
There's new shark movie heating up the charts on Netflix so you know we had to check it out! Plus, a bunch of people messaged us pretty much demanding it, so our hands were kind of tied. Under Paris is a new, French-produced shark movie that does what very few shark movies do: it actually looks…
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Leprechaun
Sooo...we saw a meme where someone mixed Guinness with Monster Energy Drink. We decided to not only try that, but paired it with a movie about an Irish monster. There never really was a plot to this show, but, oh boy, have we lost it now. We watched 1993's Leprechaun starring Warwick Davis and...
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No Way Up
Somehow it happened. Somehow, there's a shark on a dang plane. There's no Sam Jackson to save us so we'll have to count on Colm Meaney to get us out of this one, even though there's No Way Up. (That's the title of the movie we cover in this episode. You get it.) And with this new shark movie we...
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Road House (2024)
It's time to get punchy and talk about some meat slapping as Dustin and Logan dig into the 2024 remake of Road House. It's a reboot that takes the wildly simple story of the source material and decides to jazz it up with too many characters, bad pacing, and UFC fighter acting. At least the movie...
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Road House - Commentary
In anticipation of the Road House reboot starring Jake Gyllenhaal, we're watching the original Patrick Swayze punchfest and we want you to watch along with us! Grab a drink and enjoy this very sweaty film as we ponder what it means to be a famous bouncer, drool over Sam Elliott, and explore how…
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Snow Monster vs. Ice Shark
Well...we're finally wrapping up Sharktoberfest IV. This was the revenge of the old show and, boy, what a revenge it was. Took up three whole months! But anyway, we're putting it away with one last movie and putting away one last beer. And both are imports! (kind of). We watched the Chinese King...
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Blind Waters
Yes. We're still finishing Sharktoberfest. In December. And now that the Oktoberfest season is long over, we sample a fantastic Marzen-style brew in Paulaner's Oktoberfest Bier and pair it with Blind Waters; a Tubi original produced by the Asylum and written and directed by the creator of…
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Meg 2: The Trench
Jason Statham is back to fight some more big sharks! This episode was recorded back in August after Dustin and Logan saw Meg 2: The Trench in theaters. That's right, they paid money to see this. Now, listen to them break it down as they sample the Oktoberfest Lager by Topling Goliath.
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The Black Demon
Dustin and Logan are diving into another Sharktoberfest with a new movie that combines mythology, corporate espionage, family drama, oil rigs and, of course, sharks! They watched 2023's the Black Demon, a movie that allegedly had a theatrical run and was a surprise hit on Amazon Prime. Josh Lucas...
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Jaws: The Revenge - Commentary
Sharktoberfest is back! And this time, it's personal. That's why we're revisiting the 4th installment in the Jaws franchise, 1987's Jaws: The Revenge! A film that introduces shark revenge, telepathic links to said vengeful shark, and everyone's favorite aviator, Hoagie! Join Dustin and Logan as...
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What're We Doing Next? - Clip
An excerpt from our Eight Legged Freaks episode teasing what's coming next for the QHE boys...
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Eight Legged Freaks
Logan and Dustin are wrapping up their Summer to Remember (in October) with the 2002 David Arquette vehicle, Eight Legged Freaks. A film that dares to ask what if Dewey from Scream had to fight giant spiders that act kinda like the gremlins from Gremlins? Dustin and Logan seem to try their…
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Evil Dead II
Dustin and Logan are finally getting around to the next installment of their Evil Dead series by covering the 1987 gonzo-horror-comedy masterpiece, Evil Dead II aka Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn. It's probably the most important film in the Evil Dead canon. It kinda remakes the first one, sets up the...
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Saving Silverman
As Logan and Dustin's "Summer to Remember" winds down, they look at one of their favorite comedies from their youth. Saving Silverman is a goofball comedy about kidnapping, toxic romances, and Neil Diamond. Does it hold up? You'll have to listen to hear these two old friends analyze a silly movie...
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First Films - Spielberg, Cameron, & Nolan
Lost Episode #2 - Remember back in 2021 when Dustin and Logan were going to change the name of the show from Sharktoberfest the first time but then had to abort the whole thing because a show with that same name popped up right before they launched? No? Well, that's basically the gist of it....
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Olympus Has Fallen
Part 2 of our Throwback Throwdown on movies about doing a Die Hard in the White House. We've seen how Chananning Tatum does a Die Hard, now it's time to watch Gerard Butler do a Die Hard. We take a dip into the Aaron Eckhart Abyss™ to break down Olympus Has Fallen. And we do it while sipping on...
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White House Down
It's that time again...time for another THROWBACK THROWDOWN!!! It's where we have two very similar movies that were released in the same year face off in a head-to-head cinematic battle. This time around we are reaching back to 2013 when, for some reason, Hollywood made two different movies Die...
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Freaked
We're kicking off our "Summer to Remember" theme which is all about movies that make you go, "oh yeah, that did exist." To start it off we're going with the 1993 bomb Freaked, co-written, co-directed, and starring Alex Winter of Bill & Ted fame. It's an over-the-top comedy about an actor turned...
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Back to the Future
Lost Episode #1 - This summer we'll be releasing all of our "lost episodes" aka "long recordings that we never took the time to edit". This first one was recorded in 2021 when the show was still called Sharktoberfest. Not only do we tackle the 1985 smash hit, capital-c Classic, Back to the…
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The Evil Dead & Evil Dead (2013)
We told you in our Evil Dead Rise review that we wanted to revisit earlier Evil Dead films and here we are making good on our threat! This is a freewheeling chat about the original 1981 classic as well as the 2013 "reimagining". We compare and contrast the two and talk about what makes an Evil…
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Shark Trailer Roundup - Big Shark, The Meg 2, and More!
We're back and trying something a little different! We watched several shark movie trailers and decided to talk about them. "Visionary" "director" of The Room, Tommy Wisseau has decided to dip his toes into the shark infested water for his next "film". We do a deep dive into the trailer/underwear...
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Evil Dead Rise
Dustin and Logan actually left the safety of their homes and ventured into a movie theater to see the latest entry into the Evil Dead franchise. Evil Dead Rise is Evil Dead but in an apartment building. That's the elevator pitch. Oh and there's an elevator in it! This episode is already coming...
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Jurassic March Madness - The Winner
We've seeded the bracket. We've held the competition. Now, it's time to see who is the winner of our Jurassic March Madness bracket and get to pick a movie for us to watch for the pod. But the twists are still coming, because there's been a tie! So Dustin and Logan must determine the winner...and...
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Jurassic March Madness - The Competition
All the brackets have been submitted and now it's time to reveal how the actual competition will play out! Which dinosaur will grab the top spot and how will they do it! Logan and Dustin talk out all the competitions which also includes and element of random luck that can affect the outcome! It's…
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Jurassic March Madness - The Bracket
It's time for another bracket tournament as a 16 prehistoric competitors face off in battles to the death! It's...JURASSIC MARCH MADNESS!!! Logan Nielsen and Dustin Pixley are in the booth to introduce you to the group of movie/tv dinosaurs that will be facing off in this bloody battle of teeth,...
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The Last of Us - Episode 9 - Season Finale
Here it is. The last of this. We've gone on a journey and ended up here at the season 1 finale of the hit, record-breaking HBO program, the Last of Us. Dustin and Logan review the episode and discuss if the show stuck the landing in their eyes. They also do a short retrospective of the show to…
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The Last of Us - Episodes 7 & 8
Ahead of the season one finale, we are covering two semi-standalone episodes. One is primarily a flashback and one is maybe the darkest chapter yet. Both reveal a lot about our main characters. And things get even darker on the show as Logan shares more of his Last of Us/John Mellencamp song...
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Beast
Beast is the 2022 film in which Idris Elba fights a lion. That's really all we have to say. We break down this film that splits its time between South Africa and the uncanny valley. We also do a proper special features section where we get into research on lions vs. tigers, the Tsavo man-eater...
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The Last of Us - Episode 6
Joel and his brother Tommy are reunited in an emotional episode of the Last of Us that now has Logan fully on board with the series. Full disclosure, we had just recorded a silly episode right before this (coming next week!) so we are pretty cranked up throughout the episode. But what can we say?...
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The Last of Us - Episodes 4 & 5
We're taking a dark and bloody tour of Kansas City as we talk about the 4th and 5th episodes of HBO's the Last of Us! As Joel and Ellie make their way through Cowtown, they encounter new enemies and some friends. Will they survive their detour through the City of Fountains or will they perish in...
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The Thing - Commentary
The boys are riding out the end of winter by sipping on some scotch and snuggling up with a comfy film about a paranoid group of fellas that discover a flesh absorbing, human mimicking alien that just might end all of humanity. It's John Carpenter's the Thing! A film that underperformed at the…
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The Last of Us - Episode 3
The third episode of the Last of Us is getting a lot of talk, both for its story and for being the first major deviation from the video game. Dustin and Logan break down the episode title "Long, Long Time" and talk about how it changed the the story of game character Bill. Also, Logan has a…
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