Quality Time with Family Ties

  S7E24 - "Alex Doesn't Live Here Anymore." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.  

S7E23 - "Mr. Keaton Takes a Vacation." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . anybody can watch anything for 22 minutes when they know they only have to watch one more episode.

S7E22 - "Wrap Around the Clock." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . don't Sha-la-la-look back in anger.

  S7E21 - "Rain Forests Keep Fallin' on My Head." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . about greenhouse gaslighting.  

S7E20 - "They Can't Take That Away from Me (Part 2)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . the meaning of life.

S7E19 - "They Can't Take That Away from Me." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . the one thing they knew how to do on this show was casting girlfriends for Alex P. Keaton.

S7E18 - "All in the Neighborhood (Part 2)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Alex P. Keaton was a hero to most, but he never meant s**t to me!

S7E17 - "All in the Neighborhood." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Archie Bunker is alive and well and living in Ohio.

  S7E16 - "Simon Says." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Simon says some sexually harassing s--t.  

S7E15 - " 'Til Her Daddy Takes the T-Bird Away." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . when Gary David Goldberg does it, that means it's not a crime...[EXPLETIVE DELETED] I [EXPLETIVE DELETED] up!

S7E14 - "My Best Friend's Girl." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Andy gets Rick O-carsick.

S7E13 - "The Wrecker's Ball." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . hey paved paradise and put up a mini-mall.

S7E12 - "The Job Not Taken." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Foster's is Australian for "bad acting."

S7E11 - "Get Me to the Living Room on Time." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Corey Pepper is not a dime a dozen!

S7E10 - "Nick's Best Friend." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . About Ol' Scrapper *Special Note: There is sad discussion of dogs in this episode.

S7E9 - "Deja Vu." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Today on QTWFT, we learn . . .

  S7E8 - "Basic Training." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . this episode is 4-F.  

S7E7 - "Heartstrings (Part 3)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . that I am living the life of a passionless ghost.

S7E6 - "Heartstrings (Part 2)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . that, just like the Keatons, we're waiting. But we're waiting...for Paul.

  S7E5 - "Heartstrings (Part 1)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . workin' too hard can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack!  

S7E4 - "Beyond Therapy." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . everything 7 years too late.

S7E3 - "Truckers." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . three is a magic number.

S7E2 - "Designing Woman." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . third time's the charm.

S7E1 - "It Happened One Night." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . This isn't the end of the beginning, it's the beginning of the end.

  S6E27 - "Father, Can You Spare a Dime." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Papa don't "Ayyyy."  

S6E26 - "Return of the Native." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . this episode put the P.U. in "Puberty."

S6E25 - "Sign of the Times." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . this episode isn't (signs "bullshit").

  S6E24 - "The Boys Next Door." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . I can't stop my Egg . . . y Ederton . . . whatever his name is . . .  

S6E23 - "Spring Reminds Me." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . every episode of QTWFT includes a fabulous backdoor finish!

S6E22 - "Quitting Time." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Courtney Cox? More like vanilla...ice cream.

S6E21 - "Read It and Weep (Part 2)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . one of the clues is "frolicking yokels!"  Plus, the team discusses Justine Bateman's Family Ties sketch on SNL.

  S6E20 - "Read It and Weep (Part 1)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . the usual slog. From Jamboree to Beach Blvd.  

S6E19 - "The Blues, Brother." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . (harmonica).

S6E18 - "The Spirit of Columbus." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . a cuscus is a marsupial.

S6E17 - "The Play's the Thing." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . You're out, Goodvibe.

S6E16 - "Miracle in Columbus." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . You can't spell "Santa" without V-O-M-I-T!

S6E15 - "Anniversary Waltz." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Elyse feels the Bern!

S6E14 - "The American Family." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . . . . . . . . . . .

S6E13 - "Father Time (Part 2)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . her name is Marilyn!

S6E12 - "Father Time (Part 1)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Papa, don't preach.

S6E11 - "Citizen Keaton." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . (whispered) bulls**t... BULLS**T...

S6E10 - "Mister Sister." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . TAKE THESE SORORITIES!

S6E9 - "The Way We Were." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . ... ... ... I forget.

S6E8 - "Invasion of the Psychologist Snatchers." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . you don't need Scott Jones when you've got Campbell Scott!

S6E7 - "Walking on Air." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . One is the loneliest number that you ever knew.

S6E6 - "Super Mom." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . when you're gonna copy and paste an old script, just make sure to change the names!

S6E5 - "Dream Date." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . (Space for a joke. Here.)

S6E4 - "The Other Woman." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Lauren breaks up the band. Of brothers.

S6E3 - "Dear Mallory." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . You can't spell "advice" without "vice," which may be a word...which may mean "conquered." So, you can't spell "advice" without conquering someone.

S6E2 - "The Last of the Red Hot Psychologists (Part 2)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . When it's a two-parter, you only really need one part.