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Quantavius-DⒸ

by The Professor

Kansas style... featuring Professor Quantavius-DⒸ delivering prank calls, improv skits, discussions on globalism, the Sumerian Tablets, the Nag Hammadi scrolls, a New World Order and everything not in between. Rated PG-19 for no evidence linking this cast and COVID-19.

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Episodes

  1. World Class Analysis

    Kim Jong Un, shit particle tests, globalism, and more.... delivered with Kansas satire and commentary.

  2. The Blue Pearl

    Begin Again. Fall. Fail. Learn. Integrate. Rise and repeat.

  3. The Halloween Stampede: Gagnum Style

    140+ dead after Halloween festivities result in stampede over yonder in South Korea. North Korea declares victory.

  4. Nothing Else Matters - Drewdrums

    Nothing Else Matters - Drums added by Drew

  5. Drama ROC: the Allied Commander

    Their side has money, weapons, power, control and hate working to spread the schism of evil throughout the realm. Our side has wisdom, tenacity, truth, courage, creativity and empathy. These characteristics define 'the' Roc, your Roc, and our Roc. Their side creates a perpetual state of strife…

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  6. Feel It - Drewdrums

    Passafire's "Feel It" - Drums by Drew

  7. L.L.L Quing

    Long live the lizard Quing. Paging King Chuck.....King Chuck you have a coronation ritual in the Monarchy Suite. King Chuck to the Monarchy Suite immediately. Third and final call for King Chuck. Brought to you by glassdicks.com and Crapplebees's.

  8. Vic-trap-tory - Drewdrum

    TSFH "Victory" trap version double remixed with Q's Drewdrums

  9. Calvary - Drewdrum

    "Calvary" by Levon Helm - synthetic drums added by Quantavius Dee

  10. Creature - Drewmixed

    "Creature" from Jellyroll, drums from Drew = "Creature" Drewmixed

  11. Human Legacy - Drewmixed

    My drums bring all the music to the yard...damn right, it's kinda fuggin hard....to drum, for fun.

  12. Time - Drewmixed

    Pete Bence on piano. Hans Zimmer composes.

  13. Terrapin Station - Drewmixed

    The fall ends with a beginning... Rise and begin. Begin again. Rise from the fall.

  14. Biden's Face Condom / Missouri Property Taxes

    Batting practice for the virtual pancake feed. Blubber up.

  15. "Morning Dew" Drewmix

    Keep on drumming... Never give up, never surrender.

  16. "Final Promise" Drewmix - Second Lap

  17. "No Time For Caution" Drewmix

    If you ain't learning then it ain't a lesson.

  18. "Mountain Call" Drewmix

    Rage into the dying of the light. Do not go gentle into that good night.

  19. "Release Me" Drewmix

    Two Steps From Hell... you need them on your playlist.

  20. KQDC

    The ocean of 8s... And the Reverend Redneck Rambler. Two great Americans.

  21. "Final Promise" Drewmix

  22. "V" Too

    Eagle mindset engaged and onward to the Terrapin Station

  23. "The Last of the Mohicans" Drewmix

    Reminder: You are the first, last and only of your kind. Charge towards the wavering storm and discover your true power. Be an eagle and you'll separate yourself from the turkeys.

  24. Real Shit

    Kuntry says, "real shit" to indicate the authenticity of his judgment.

  25. "V" Drewmix

    Not all days end in victory yet not all days require such. Nevertheless all days do end and, god willing, a new day emerges. The Calvary awaits your orders upon the dawning of the "now" sunrise. Be the embodiment of the Calvary for it is you and you are it. Take heed the call to awaken…

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  26. Star Sky "Drewmix"

    The gypsy gypsies on... the Gumby never her #1

  27. Shit-hawks vs Shit-apillars

    The Pay Loan calls in and Raz lobbies for the livecast in other political spectrums.

  28. Kevin Gates "Drewmix"

    customized drums for a good song

  29. Observational Wabbits

    The usual...if thou shall be unusual. Cast and crash, burn and smash...rebuild, reclaim, renew. And then buy a zoo.

  30. Simulated Drumfare

    Crocodile Dundee theme, Two Steps From hell, and the ramifications of mashed broccoli in your lap on tonight's episode.

  31. Fluff It. And Fluff it Good.

    MVP goes to Naz.

  32. Vinjamin Button

    Vinjamin Button becomes Vinjammin' Slutton in this episode of 'Chia Killed the Babysitter'

  33. Vinjamin 'Pig Wranglin' Franklin

    Vinod... Vinny... Chia... Vinjamin Button is the story of a multi-nationality legend who utilizes his superhuman ability to wrangle pigs and glaze them with his goat curry. Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.

  34. Somethingness Potpourri

    Pirates, uniqueness and opinions. Don't shoot the messenger.

  35. The Pay Loan Chronicles

    Earl and THE Pay Loan wine & dine the horse enchilada charity ball. Mudd flood coming!

  36. The Dry Slip N Side

    improvisational conversation

  37. #live 🤏 🪐🌍🐉 🤙

    Wealthy taints ain't free. Drum your way to freedom.

  38. Sinsquasher Tales

    Earl talks Sinsquasher Sightings of Baum County

  39. Green Skull Privilege

    The Raspberry Jam for Jesus and green Skull children having green Skull Privilege.

  40. Listen Again, Betch...

    Earl discusses how he buys propane at the local Vet.

  41. Hearts for Zombies

    Zombies, Zombie Lover and Quantavius Dee hear Earl's side when it comes to the undead on a man's porch.

  42. The Texas Chia Massacre

    Vinny, who is somebody's cousin, brings the Goat Curry to Texas and buys everyone some Wrangler's! Do not mess with The Chia from Indi-a.

  43. Harness J

    Hard J takes on Quality Control high above the circus.

  44. Saint Selena & Slurt McFrosty

    Triggered from sea to shining sea.

  45. Cash Carson & The Zombie (lover)

    Cash brings the Trumpster to town as Zombie Lover initiates the Circle Jerk of Nations to replace the United Nations.

  46. Bart's Boards: The Multidimensional Dive

    Bart produces state-of-the-art diving boards, guaranteed to blast your ass to the Jello Pudding dimension.

  47. Banning Fireworks from Children

    Earl begins a mission to bring firecrackers to every child in America.

  48. Hillbilly Sex Talk

    Earl discusses the birds and the bees but in hillbilly language.

  49. Blast From the Past

    Bubb v Bojo v Kira v Drew Recorded January 28, 2020.

  50. QuantaviusD Impersonates Presidents

    The Professor impersonates HW Bush and Bill Clinton.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Kansas style... featuring Professor Quantavius-DⒸ delivering prank calls, improv skits, discussions on globalism, the Sumerian Tablets, the Nag Hammadi scrolls, a New World Order and everything not in between. Rated PG-19 for no evidence linking this cast and COVID-19.

HOSTED BY

The Professor

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Kansas style... featuring Professor Quantavius-DⒸ delivering prank calls, improv skits, discussions on globalism, the Sumerian Tablets, the Nag Hammadi scrolls, a New World Order and everything not in between. Rated PG-19 for no evidence linking this cast and COVID-19.

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