Episodes
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S3 Ep18: QMC 14: We're a Barbie Bois in a MOTU World (Masters of the Universe [1987] and Barbie [2023]
To coincide with the digital release of the Barbie movie (2023), we're discussing that, and it's inferior Mattel owned toy-based predecessor, Masters of the Universe (1987). P.S. This podcast is NSFW so don't think you're Kenough to get out of trouble if your boss catches you listening!...
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S3 Ep17: QMC 13: Secret of My Ooze (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2)
In this episode, we discuss the first two live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies from 1990 and 1991. P.S. This podcast is NSFW so if your parents hear you yell "DAAAAAAMN!" Just tell them you learned it from Raph, not us! *************************************** OUR THEME MUSIC IS:...
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S3 Ep16: QMC 12: An American The Grimace in Beetlejuice
In this episode, we discuss two classic horror comedies, An American Werewolf in London, and Beetlejuice. P.S. This podcast is NSFW so don't drive off a bridge, or you'll be stuck listening to it eternally in the afterlife. *************************************** OUR THEME MUSIC IS: “Unleashed”…
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S3 Ep15: QMC 11: Drunken Master and Drunken Master 2 aka Legend of the Drunken Master
Our hosts Bob, Rance, and Mick discuss some of our favorite movie series for your audio pleasure. In this episode we take a look at some two of Jackie Chan's most beloved films, and get really off track. They were movies we watched, I guess. P.S. This podcast is NSFW, perhaps due to "blind…
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S3 Ep14: QMC 10: Mandy and Willy's Wonderland
Our hosts Bob, Rance, and Mick discuss some of our favorite movie series for your audio pleasure. In this episode we take a look at some amazingly absurd performances by the auteur of oddness himself, Nicholas Cage. P.S. This podcast is NSFW, so avoid the Cheddar Goblin....
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S3 Ep13: The QMC Holiday *Special*?
Yes, we know this was supposed to be an episode on Pig and Mandy... Get off our jock. We've been gone a while. In this episode we discover what the guys have been up to, and everyone blows their timing and has a really awkward time. P.S. This podcast is NSFW, so don't tell Santa. He'd think we…
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Quiz Battle Combat Ep 1: Mick Arcade vs Producer Sean
The quiz show itself starts at the 10:00 mark, if you’re impatient like Uncle Bobbo. *************************************** OUR THEME MUSIC IS: “First Strike” by: Jacob Lizotte. You can listen to it on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0XOYj6lqNw or purchase it on his website here:...
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S3 Ep12: QMC 9: Clerks and Clerks 2
Yes, we know this was supposed to be an episode on Suburban Commando and Dylan Dog... however it turns out DD isn't readily available via streaming in the US! In this episode we discover how much Mick really does love Kevin Smith. *Spoiler alert* It's a LOT. P.S. This podcast is NSFW, but would…
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S3 Ep11: QMC 8: Transformers the Movie and G.I. Joe the Movie
Our hosts Bob, Rance, and Mick discuss some of our favorite movie series for your audio pleasure. In this episode we dive rapidly on and off topic pertaining to these two animated nostalgia driven fever dreams. Mick proves just what voices he can do, and we realize very quickly that if you came…
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S3 Ep10: Yet Another Memorial Gone Wrong (Remote Control by Nnedi Okorafor)
As we begin the countdown to the end of the Quarantine Book Club as you've known it, our hosts take a trio through a very beautiful and haunting world... They also discuss bad drinks, another celebration for a late loved one that went horribly wrong, and mystery nose smells. P.S. This podcast is...
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S3 Ep9: QMC 7: Drive and The Guest
Our hosts Bob, Rance, and Mick discuss some of our favorite movie series for your audio pleasure. In this ep, we enjoy the slow burn crime drama, staring Ryan Gosling, Drive. Then we get very confused by The Guest, a movie that starts as an "I just got discharged from the military" thriller, à la...
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S3 Ep8: QMC 6: Batman '89, Batman Returns, and Batman Forever
Our hosts Bob, Rance, and Mick discuss some of our favorite movie series for your audio pleasure. In this ep, we get a deep into the Tim Burton/Joel Schumacher Batman films, minus one. Maybe we'll come back to that someday. Maybe not. P.S. This podcast is NSFW, and if you're not careful, it will...
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S3 Ep7: Weird Quarantine Party Time Ep 1: Daddy's Gotta Go Poop
Join the hosts of the QBC as they hang out and create a chaotic mess with their friends from the Don't Make it Weird Podcast! P.S. This podcast is not safe for work! If Daddy hears you listen to it, he might just have to tell you all about his poops! **************** If you would like to get in...
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S3 Ep6: QMC 5: Blade Runner and Blade Runner 2049
Our hosts Bob, Rance, and Mick discuss some of our favorite movie series for your audio pleasure. In this ep, we get a lot of great discussions in about the Blade Runner franchise, and Rance attacks everyone in his life like a hate cobra. P.S. This podcast is NSFW, and may cause you to lose...
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S3 Ep5: Why Do My Lips Burn? (Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson)
Sometimes you read a book that is considered a foundational work in it's genre... and you aren't really that impressed. Also, Bob takes the dreaded "One Chip Challenge" after months of talking about it. Guess how it went. P.S. This podcast is NSFW. If you listen, maybe it will take your mind off…
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S3 Ep4: Zombie War (Dead Tokyo: Cyberpunk Meets Zombies By Andrew Lee)
Sometimes you read a book that may or may not be in the writer's native language, but it doesn't matter, because it's just SO BAD The guys talk about crystals, Squid Game, and anything else to avoid speaking about what is probably the worst QBC book to date. P.S. This podcast is NSFW. Don't let a...
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S3 Ep3: QMC Ep 4: Carpenter's Escape From New York and L.A. (AKA: Escape From Sloppy Pickle Slurp))
Our hosts Bob, Rance, and Mick discuss some of our favorite movie series for your audio pleasure. Look, this episode has a lot of good discussions about the Escape movies by John Carpenter. So just like, enjoy it we guess, and listen to the pickle slurping finale. P.S. This podcast is NSFW, just...
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S3 Ep2: The Ballad of Joey Tots-Up (Elatsoe by Darcie Little Badger)
Sometimes you read a young adult fiction and don't really have anything noteworthy to bitch about. The guys talk about electronics, N.A.R.C., and create a new character... and talk about a book. P.S. This podcast is NSFW. So like, don't let a young adult listen....
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S3 Ep1: DinaSaur Loads (Dinosaur Lords by Victor Milán)
Somehow we made it to season 3. Sometimes you let a guest pick a book, and it's the worst choice you could possibly have made. In this episode, we invite our friends from the Don't Make It Weird Podcast to talk about the heaping pile of stegosaurus shit, Dinosaur Lords, which will henceforth be...
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S2 Ep38: QMC Ep 3: The Conan Franchise (AKA: A Crom Rom Com)
Our hosts Bob, Rance, and Mick discuss some of our favorite movie series for your audio pleasure. Get ready for a lot or Arnold impersonations this episode. P.S. This podcast is NSFW, by Crom. *************************************** OUR THEME MUSIC IS: “Unleashed” by: Jacob Lizotte. You can…
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S2 Ep37: Aye Aye, Eye of Sedai! (The Eye of the World: Book One of The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan)
IT'S OUR SEASON FINALE! Sometimes you end your second season by inviting a friend to read an exceptionally over-long book, and don't even tell them you're sorry! In the finale of the QBC's second season, our hosts are joined by Matt from the Peterson Family hour to talk about the opening to to…
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S2 Ep36: QBC Conversations 7: Jamie Jackson
Conversation with Jamie Jackson, author of FEAR AND FURY and TORMENT AND TARNISH. In another episode of QBC Conversations, an offshoot of The Quarantine Book Club, author and writer Rance Denton interviews Jamie Jackson, the author of superhero-and-more series, ADVENTURE OF A VILLAIN-LEANING...
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S2 Ep35: Organ Game (Fan Fiction by Brent Spiner)
Sometimes you take a really long break, and then come back with a book that isn't quite your normal faire. The guys talk about Star Trek, create a new game about organs, and discuss magic rocks... oh, and discuss the book they read. P.S. This podcast is NSFW. Beam me up, Sloppy....
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S2 Ep34: QMC Episode 2: The Matrix Series (Aka: The Matrix Regurgitated)
Our hosts Bob, Rance, and Mick discuss some of our favorite movie series for your audio pleasure. P.S. This podcast is NSFW. *************************************** OUR THEME MUSIC IS: “Unleashed” by: Jacob Lizotte. You can listen to it on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNsDhWUEKHE or...
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S2 Ep33: QBC Conversations 6: Alistair Caradec
Conversation with Alistair Caradec, author of THE OLD LOVE AND THE NEW. In another episode of QBC Conversations, an offshoot of The Quarantine Book Club, author and writer Rance Denton interviews fellow writer Alistair Caradec, whose harrowing, mind-altering, and eye-opening THE OLD LOVE AND THE...
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S2 Ep32: So You Want to be a Narrator? (John Pirhalla)
Sometimes you decide to write a book, publish that book, and then have an amazing voice artist narrate that book for Audible. This episode, the guys discuss the ups and downs of making audio books with professional voice narrator John Pirhalla. That also discuss amazing drinks, life, art, the...
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S2 Ep31: Sandman and the Masters of the Universe
*Special Note* TW: Suicide The QBC is a satire and comedy podcast. While we make jokes, the subject of suicide itself is a serious topic. If you or someone you know has genuinely expressed a desire to cause themselves or others harm, please reach out here: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/,...
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S2 Ep30: QMC Episode 1: The Mad Max Series
Our hosts Bob, Rance, and Mick discuss some of our favorite movie series for your audio pleasure. P.S. This podcast is NSFW. *************************************** OUR THEME MUSIC IS: “Unleashed” by: Jacob Lizotte. You can listen to it on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNsDhWUEKHE or...
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S2 Ep29: QBC Conversations 5: Keira Lane
Conversation with Keira Lane, author of FROM A HEART-SHAPED BOX. In another episode of QBC Conversations, an offshoot of The Quarantine Book Club, author and writer Rance Denton interviews fellow writer Keira Lane, an author, educator, and parent whose newest collection FROM A HEART-SHAPED BOX…
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S2 Ep28: QBC Conversations 4: Raul Reads
Conversation with Raul from RAUL READS. In another episode of QBC Conversations, an offshoot of The Quarantine Book Club, author and writer Rance Denton interviews the hard-working booktuber Raul from RAUL READS, an up-and-coming booktube channel that focuses on indie and self-published books....
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S2 Ep27: Mom, Listen!
Bob is back! After a bit of a seasonal hiatus due to doing way too much shit, we're back to a near normal format episode of the QBC. Lots of laughs, cursing, and our mom calls us live on the air! P.S. This podcast is NSFW. Our mom may not care about our potty mouths, but we can't guarantee yours...
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S2 Ep26: QBC Conversations 3: K. Thomas (Time To Wake / Not Right Now)
Conversation with K. Thomas. In another episode of QBC Conversations, an offshoot of The Quarantine Book Club, author and writer Rance Denton interviews award-winning author K. Thomas about her debut contemporary fantasy TIME TO WAKE and talks a little about its upcoming follow-up NOT RIGHT NOW....
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S2 Ep25: QBC Conversations 2: Sam Odiorne (The 8th Warning)
Conversation with Sam Odiorne. In the second episode of QBC Conversations, an offshoot of The Quarantine Book Club, author and writer Rance Denton interviews Sam Odiorne about his newly-released THE 8TH WARNING. As Hyatt and his two companions adventure into the Reclaimed to discover the truth of…
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QBC Conversations 1: Eric Raglin (Nightmare Yearnings)
In this inaugural episode of QBC Conversations, an offshoot of The Quarantine Book Club, author and writer Rance Denton interviews Eric Raglin about his recently-released horror anthology NIGHTMARE YEARNINGS. From cockroach carpets to trash monsters, NIGHTMARE YEARNINGS is a fast, brisk read that...
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S2 Ep24: The Case of the American Idiots (The Case of the Giant Carnivorous Worm by Thomas E. Staples)
*Special Note* In this episode, we attempt to discuss those who may be differently abled. Even as a comedy podcast we attempt to handle these discussions with respect and understanding. Sometimes we don't use the right language, or terminology. We accept that learning is part of a journey in...
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S2 Ep23: Battle of the Butchers Pt2 (Storm Front)
Sometimes you find two people with and almost same last name, and have them fight each other. Well, at least, you read their work and pretend maybe they fought each other. This week the guys welcome Mick Arcade, Twitch streamer and internet personality to the show. P.S. This podcast is NSFW. Be...
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S2 Ep22: Battle of the Butchers Pt1. (The Singularian Grimoire Anthology)
Sometimes you find two people with and almost same last name, and have them fight each other. Well, at least, you read their work and pretend maybe they fought each other. This week the guys welcome Sandy Butchers, creator of The Singularian Grimoire Anthology, and one of the hosts of the Red Ink...
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S2 Ep21: Masters of The Legend of Drizzt: Revelations of The Universe
Sometimes you don't have a book scheduled, but you do have a chance to talk about two of the most influential and famous fantasy franchises in existence. This week the guys delve into the statements recently made by R.A. Salvatore regarding the recognition and attempts to course correct racist...
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S2 Ep20: Program Boner Jam (Tron by Brian Daley feat Chris Bond of We Like Theme Parks)
Sometimes you pick up a movie novelization that has been out of print for 35 years and send it to a guy in another country to trick him into being on your podcast, and it works! This week the guys welcome Chris Bond from the We Like Theme Parks Podcast, and one of the creators behind Evil Dead…
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S2 Ep19: SawCon: A Very Special Episode
Sometimes you pick a fight with some right wing asshats on Twitter, your guest has issues and can't make the recording, and so you just kinda wing it. This week the boys continue to stall for time by getting mad about some stuff, telling dirty jokes, and getting mad about more stuff. P.S. This...
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S2 Ep18: Ready Player Drop A Number Two (Ready Player Two by Ernest Cline)
Sometimes you pick up a sequel to a book that was mediocre to begin with, and find that this follow-up is just an uninspired self-satisfying cash-grab tug-job. This week the boys had to switch up episodes in order to make some scheduling arrangements work out, so if you're lucky enough, you read...
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S2 Ep17: We Souled Out (We Sold Our Souls by Grady Hendrix)
Sometimes you pick up a book and that book is like, ok, I guess. Like, a good try and all. Yeah. This week, the guys have a conversation about a book that is really not bad, but also just sort of ok. Bob and Rance have an actual conversation about the pros and cons of the book, and it's perfectly...
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S2 Ep16: Butt-Guggles (Austin Wyrd by Steve Curry)
Sometimes you pick up a book and that book is insufferably bad and full of casual racism, yet somehow seems to get good reviews on Amazon and GoodReads. This week, friend of the show Keith Burgers joins us to talk about a really one of a kind derivative fart-fest. The guys spend a decent amount…
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S2 Ep15: Where is the Hyphen? (The Strange Affair of Spring Heeled Jack by Mark Hodder)
Sometimes you pick up a book and that book is about a famous explorer. This week the guys discuss The Strange Affair of Spring Heeled Jack by Mark Hodder. The guys mull over Victorian England, gentlemen, fonts, and a whole bunch of unrelated crap. Bob and Rance take a low energy evening, and try…
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S2 Ep14: The Stars of the Funeral (The Black Tides of Heaven by Neon Yang)
Sometimes you pick up a book and have a really weird week. This week the guys discuss The Black Tides of Heaven by Neon Yang. The guys have a bit of a time getting into the actual content of the book, because there's stories to be told... You won't want to miss this one. Aside from the extended...
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S2 Ep13: I Really Gotta DMT! (Recursion by Blake Crouch)
Sometimes you pick up a book and get thrown back into your memories, cursed to do it all over again... This week the guys discuss Recursion by Blake Crouch. Sometimes you pick up a book and get thrown back into your memories, cursed to do it all over again... This week the guys discuss Recursion…
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S2 Ep12: The Immaculate Boiz (The Immaculate Void by Brian Hodge)
Sometimes you pick up a book and get a chance to embarrass yourself in front if it's author. This week the guys discuss The Immaculate Void with author Brian "The Brain" Hodge (Shhhhhhh. He doesn't actually go by The Brain.) Our hosts pander like pathetic fanbois to another author, stumble over...
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S2 Ep11: Boredom Ques...zzzZZZZ (Survival Quest: Way of the Shaman Series #1)
Sometimes you pick up a book and don't know why the hell it's even a book. This week the guys discuss Survival Quest: Way of the Shaman Series #1 by Vaslily Mahanenko. Our hosts have decide that LitRPG just isn't the genre for them... and in writing this description, we've just realized that…
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S2 Ep10: Kong Land (The Land: Founding, Chaos Seeds: Book 1, a LitRPG Saga)
Sometimes you pick up a book with a REALLY long title. This week the guys discuss The Land: Founding, Chaos Seeds: Book 1, a LitRPG Saga by Aleron Kong. Our hosts have a hard time picking a subject and staying on track, and come to a general consensus that this is, in fact, a book. Pretty much…
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S2 Ep9: One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Canceled Fish! (The Dr. Seuss Special)
Books got pulled from the shelves, and people are mad. "The Doctor's not racist!" Cried Boomers so sad. This week the guys talk and discuss and debate, Is Dr. Seuss canceled, Or are we too late? We come to the conclusion that nostalgia's no excuse, For continuing to print, Racist images by Seuss....