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Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecksBeck and Dash discuss the film Major League (1989), including its Cleveland setting, baseball culture and superstitions, misogyny and racism (including Chief Wahoo), key characters and scenes (Vaughn’s glasses, Serrano’s Jobu rituals, the owner’s sabotage, and the team’s turnaround), and basic baseball questions about teams, rivalries, season length, and the Yankees. Beck connects the movie to grief, PTSD, and earlier therapy experiences. A mock sponsor segment celebrates Appalachian bootleggers as mutual aid. The episode ends with an Appalachian “noun of interest,” the Grafton Monster, plus brief talk about broken apartment AC, podcast recommendations, and choosing “word game/trivia” for next week’s wheel segment.

Beck shows off stunning flower photos shot on a budget phone, Dash gets the "dramatics" of nature photography, and we get deep into why certain songs—from Big Butter Jesus to Keith Whitley—become emotionally tied to our childhoods in ways that have nothing to do with actually liking the music. Plus: Jennifer Garner's secret Appalachian connection, religion's weird rules against instruments, and our next movie assignment.Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks00:00 Fuck You For Your Service, Tiny Goblin00:25 Pain in the ass went to the vet07:11 Photography Assignment: Dramatic Bitches09:04 Beck's Flower Photography Showcase23:01 Big Butter Jesus https://youtu.be/6Mf2u9VWAhM?si=SQASCna6g0YXnolm 28:06 Music & Childhood Memories35:21 Politics & Voting39:24 Religion & Musical Instruments53:13 Movie Reviews & Dark Films55:57 Next Week: Major League

Beck and Dash discuss how World Cup banter on TikTok sparked the meme phrase “America’s favorite sport is competition,” leading into a broader conversation about memes, early internet culture (4chan, Rickrolling, Rotten.com, eBaum’s World), and how Web 2.0 interactivity evolved into today’s app-driven, algorithmic internet, with Web 3.0 framed as decentralization via blockchain. They highlight Facebook groups as local “public history” repositories (Portsmouth, Ohio) versus gossip hubs (Nosy Asses of Toledo), share favorite TikTok creators, run a comedic sponsor spot on cut-off jean shorts, feature an “Appalachian noun” on Heiner’s bread, and assign a community photo challenge: “dramatic bitches” in nature.00:00 Podcast Welcome00:19 Mailbox Chaos01:58 Fourth of July Gripes02:49 Pharmacy Closed Panic04:41 Shortages and Desalination06:03 World Cup TikTok Jokes08:42 Taco Bell Hacks10:06 Where Memes Come From15:19 Early Internet Shock Sites16:55 Amazon and Web Evolution18:54 Web 2.0 vs Web 3.022:36 Portsmouth History Facebook28:05 Nosy Asses of Toledo30:38 TikTok ABBA Australians32:32 Data Privacy and Marketplace35:16 Sinister Pawn Lima Tour36:40 Kewpie Burgers And Mansions38:14 Prison Romance And Furbies39:09 Pikeville Kentucky Detour41:09 Captain Ds And Downtown Finds41:53 Nail Salon Rant43:20 Sponsor Cutoff Jean Shorts45:18 Comfort Clothes Talk46:34 Fourth Of July And Pets48:07 Smoke Detectors And Cooking49:25 Noun Heiners Bread53:02 Cousins Jobs And Driving Tests56:17 Photo Assignment Dramatic Bitches58:28 Wrap Up And GoodbyeSend us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks

Youtube clipsHacker and Lauren: https://youtu.be/awTnX-nGlUw?si=pR6jt6amc4puwvlrBlind Date Fart https://youtu.be/QG7VHX64oaM?si=6nO-z6taNZelHYyEMcScuse me Carla https://youtu.be/IrSsjdzlUSw?si=1wdKgotZL6TrUlx7Send us your favorite clips to react to on the show at [email protected] In this episode:What if your parents were gay?The Stonewall riots, hidden family secrets, and domestic violenceADHD medications and heart health in rural communitiesDeep dives into YouTube culture and internet rabbit holesWhy TikTok creators are going to theaters (Iron Lung, The Backrooms)Naming your pets weird things (Tiffany the Tarantula, Brisket the cat)Black Appalachia and Dr. Henry Louis Gates Jr.'s legacyAffrilachia, Frank X Walker, and reclaiming Appalachian narrativesFamily game night, Trivial Pursuit, and how queer history sneaks into your living room00:00 Intro & Growing Up Queer in Appalachia00:49 Family Stories & Domestic Violence04:08 TV, Streaming & Pop Culture Critique13:35 YouTube Culture & Creators21:38 Personal Health & ADHD Medications22:09 ADHD, Heart Health & Medical Reality23:28 ‌32:18 Pet Stories & Naming Animals44:50 Appalachian Scholars & Black Appalachia50:15 ‌51:37 Social Media & Academic Research01:00:19 Outro & Call to ActionSend us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks

Beck and Dash explore why humor matters, what makes a comedian memorable, and how queerness and marginalization shape comedy. Dash argues that humor is inherently queer in the queer-theory sense: making fun of something means breaking it down, ruining it a little, and turning it into a ridiculous version of itself. Both hosts agree that comedians from marginalized backgrounds tend to be more creative because they've had to find new ways to survive and connect.topics covered in this episodeWhy pop culture working-class hobbies (NASCAR, MMA, monster trucks) get politicizedDisability, deafness, and talking about impairment in an affirming waySmoking culture in AppalachiaRural policing and why you have to "sponsor" a sheriff's deputy"YouTube night" and queer media cultureHow to reach the showEmail [email protected], comment on Facebook, or find Queernecks on Threads. Listeners are invited to share their favorite comedians and funny YouTube clips for a future "YouTube night" segment.Sign-off: Happy West Virginia Day — leave out some Mountain Dew and pepperoni rolls for Mothman.Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks

Weather, Yellowjackets, and Appalachian History: Tree Houses and the Underground RailroadHosts Beck and Dash chat about shifting weather and anxiety around a severe El Niño forecast, then Beck describes a brief health scare with their older dog Pita. They discuss TikTok videos of Europeans experiencing American chain restaurants, travel and food media influences like Anthony Bourdain, and cooking competition shows including Top Chef, Tournament of Champions, Bake Off, and Nailed It!. Beck and Dash share their “book report” homework, focusing on Yellowjackets—its crash-survival premise, dual timelines, genre mixing, diversity, and normalized queerness—plus concerns about production delays and unfinished series. Beck also recounts learning about Wonder Woman creator William Moulton Marston’s polyamorous life and Olive Byrne’s connection to Margaret Sanger, and revisits the horror story Wolfen. A sponsor segment nostalgically celebrates homemade rural tree houses. Beck’s “noun of Appalachian interest” explains the Underground Railroad’s complex, dangerous network and Appalachia’s borderland role, emphasizing freedom seekers’ agency.This is the episode of the Uncivil Podcast we mentioned about the Combahee River Raid https://www.iheart.com/podcast/309-uncivil-28416157/episode/the-raid-28519919

Beck and Dash show up with mics on and zero prep — and somehow go from dead languages to Jehovah's Witnesses to the most redneck thing a giraffe has ever done.Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecksSeason 2 of Queer Next is officially "fancy pants," and this episode swings wild: language-class disasters, unforgettable teachers, a Masters of the Universe review, drag culture, gender as a social construct, and a genuinely moving tribute to the Marshall University Memorial Fountain.Chapters: (02:25) Language Class Disasters — Japanese, Latin & "I feel like chicken tonight" (07:33) Masters of the Universe & Jared Leto's Skeletor (14:32) Drag Culture, RuPaul & the Heterosexual Gaze (22:52) Gender as a Social Construct — "Canada Is Imaginary" (28:46) Jehovah's Witnesses & You Can Live Forever (42:36) Sponsor Break: The Topics.net Gossip Forum (36:43) Running From the Law: Potato Guns & Campus Cops (57:11) Karaoke Confessions (51:27) Noun of Appalachian Interest: The Marshall Memorial FountainQueer, Appalachian, and gloriously unhinged. Happy Pride. 🏳️‍🌈

SEASON TWO OF QUEERNECKS HAPPY PRIDE MONTHHosts Beck and Dash celebrate Pride Month, joke about “straight pride” backlash and a Tennessee “nuclear family month,” and talk about rising costs, engineered poverty, and how work and isolation affect relationships and having kids. They discuss small-town pride and share personal updates about reconnecting with friends. The main segment reviews the film Foxy Merkins, a dry, plot-light queer comedy about New York lesbian sex workers Margaret and Jo, focusing on its absurd vignettes, kink and class themes, Margaret’s butch gender presentation and objectification, and references to Midnight Cowboy and My Own Private Idaho. They critique inconsistent mockumentary framing, unresolved subplots, a misleading title/merkin thread, and an open-ended ending. The episode includes a mock sponsor ad for Small Town Pride Festival, an Appalachian “noun” explaining leather britches (dried green beans), and a brief note about a Diddy documentary.00:00 Podcast Cold Open00:09 Student Email Chaos02:10 Pride Month Backlash02:33 Nuclear Family Politics05:23 Birthrates And Economy07:53 OnlyFans Joke Pivot08:55 Foxy Merkins Setup11:33 Meet Margaret And Jo17:25 Bathroom Office Absurdity19:46 Mockumentary Structure Gripes22:11 Class And Cultural Capital25:29 Film Homages Explained27:39 Cops Kink Hotel Scenes32:02 Maid Twist And Fallout33:05 Fake Shooting Twist33:34 Jo’s Motives Exposed33:57 Midnight Cowboy Parallel34:55 Gay for Pay Dynamics35:52 Popcorn Creeper Kink37:56 Conference Motorboaters39:51 Hanky Code Bits41:49 Women Don’t Love Women44:06 Brother and Mom Subplots45:25 Class Tourism and Money46:45 Home Birth Debate50:00 Sunset Ending Complaints54:02 Merkin Title Mystery55:23 Butch Visibility and Sex Work56:42 Sex Tape Blackmail Plot58:42 Sponsor Small Town Pride01:00:36 Pride Memories and Leagues01:02:59 Leather Britches Explained01:05:07 Chow Chow and Top Chef01:06:28 Season Two Sign-OffSend us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks

Trauma Bonding, Bury Your Gays, and WVU’s Burning Couch LoreSend us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecksHosts Beck and Dash discuss difficulties accessing the film The Foxy Merkins for rental and plan to review it next episode, then talk through queer film history and favorites, including the “bury your gays” trope’s Hays Code origins and later shifts in ’80s/’90s queer cinema. They compare movie lists to watch together (e.g., Alien, Night of the Living Dead, Shaun of the Dead and the Cornetto Trilogy) and chat about Monty Python, Mel Brooks, and adaptations like The World According to Garp. Beck shares experiences with wage disparity, job stress, high school reunions, grief and unwanted public memorialization of a brother killed in action, and an unsettling workplace stalking incident. The episode includes a faux sponsor segment on “trauma bonding” and a “Noun of Appalachian Interest” about WVU’s burning couches, plus lighter updates on food, books, and upcoming MRIs and boxing.00:00 Intro & Movie Talk26:18 High School & Breakups28:32 Military Service & Heroes36:05 Stalkers & Exes42:45 Domestic Violence in Queer Relationships46:43 Trauma Bonding & Memory52:26 Appalachian Culture & Couch Fires01:00:37 Literature & Film Analysis

Hosts Beck and Dash open the Queernecks episode discussing a frightening car incident in Toledo where their dog Ru appeared to have an asthma attack and has a vet appointment Monday. They then talk about modern roast culture after seeing clips from the Kevin Hart roast, including Chelsea Handler’s jab at a MAGA comedian, mention Tony Hinchcliffe’s George Floyd joke, and discuss boundaries, context, and craft in comedy, referencing Penn & Teller’s Bullshit, the Aristocrats joke, Gilbert Gottfried after 9/11, and Seinfeld’s “political correctness” complaints, plus “retro sexism” in advertising and SNL’s post‑9/11 Giuliani moment. They touch on British competition shows, Dash’s faculty job interview and higher-ed pay/culture, a satirical “buy here, pay here” sponsor bit, car histories and maintenance, and Beck’s “noun of Appalachian interest” on Matewan, WV and the 1920 Mine Wars. They close with movie ideas, audiobooks, biking/cleaning plans, and queer music recommendations.Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks00:00 Podcast Welcome00:26 Ru’s Scary Asthma Attack01:33 Living With Asthma02:57 Kevin Hart Roast Fallout04:31 When Roasts Turn Cruel08:10 The Aristocrats and 9/1110:45 Can You Joke About Anything15:15 Retro Sexism in Ads19:15 SNL After 9/1122:26 British Reality Competitions23:17 Great Pottery Throw Down Love27:27 Faculty Interview Nerves32:15 Campus Ego and Low Pay33:51 Writing Routine and Online Teaching34:41 New Job Logistics and Summer Break35:13 Sponsor Buy Here Pay Here37:34 Car Histories and Salvage Rides40:35 Oil Changes and Four Wheel Fun43:39 Noun Matewan Mine Wars47:03 Appalshop and Film Talk49:53 Queer Cinema Pairings53:39 Audiobooks Count as Reading55:23 Scary Movie Plans and Theater Anxiety59:52 Foxy Merkins Pick and Discord01:02:58 Wrap Up Music and Goodbyes

In this 50th episode of Queernecks, queer rural Appalachian LGBTQ hosts Beck and Dash chat about pets, junk food, and digestive issues, then reflect on smoking—how early they started, how it was normalized, and how quitting saved Christmas. They discuss teaching, student pass/fail options, rate-my-professor culture, and gaps in student literacy, tech skills, and civic knowledge, plus the poverty-simulator game, Spent. They share fears about cruises and the ocean, mention Netflix’s Trainwreck and the “poop cruise,” and touch on end-of-life planning, wills, and transfer-on-death paperwork. A sponsor segment celebrates nostalgic Wishbook catalogs and their digitized archives. The Appalachian noun of interest is “Fiesta Ware,” and its cultural labor history, before closing with travel and food plans and a one-year anniversary tease.Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks00:00 Podcast Welcome00:20 Pets And Treats00:40 Taffy And Tummy Talk02:06 Quitting Smoking Benefits03:47 Smoking Habits And Movies05:13 Starting Young Stories08:15 Poverty Simulator Spent11:06 Privilege And Coping12:30 Ashtrays And Nostalgia13:46 Small Town Oddities15:19 No More Political News15:57 Pass Fail And Ratings18:06 Teaching New Course Prep20:05 Travel Plans And Cruises22:24 Ocean Fears And Rivers26:26 Lakes And Submechanophobia29:28 Claustrophobia And Burial30:31 End Of Life Paperwork31:28 Dad’s Final Wishes32:35 Probate Planning Nightmares34:04 Wishbook Sponsor Break36:39 Digitized Catalog Rabbit Hole40:31 Devil Wears Prada 243:21 Literacy and Life Skills47:33 Teaching Boundaries and Absences50:50 Yesterwear Fiestaware History54:16 AI Scraping and Analytics56:04 Road Trips and Treats58:35 Episode 50 Wrap Up

AI Hallucinated This Transcript.Hosts Beck and Dash chat on Queernecks about returning to a boxing gym, favorite salty-sweet snacks, novelty candies, and hometown-made products (BG Campbell’s/Heinz, Portsmouth shoelaces, Cincinnati schnapps). They swap train stories, including meeting recently released prisoners on an Amtrak ride to Chicago and observing re-entry moments and public-transportation dynamics. The conversation shifts to martial arts, nostalgia TV (Cobra Kai), and a critique of right-wing grift and “reverse racism,” then broadens into religion, atheism, church-based community, safe spaces, anti-trans politics, gerrymandering, and voting rights. A comedic sponsor bit covers raggedy flip-flops, followed by personal relationship and work-life balance talk. The “noun of Appalachian interest” spotlights the Appalachian Mountains’ age, culture, directions, and lasting identity, with side notes on Kentucky’s Chain Rock, Serpent Mound, Tecumseh drama, and Krispy Kreme donuts.Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks00:00 Welcome to Queernecks00:16 Saturday Catch Up00:41 Back to Boxing01:47 Salty Sweet Snacks02:41 Chocolate Chip Debate04:19 Pringles Facts Rabbit Hole06:05 Local Famous Products07:37 Prison Town Stories09:12 Train Ride Reentry Moments14:48 Nineties Nostalgia16:11 Martial Arts and Cobra Kai20:51 Erica Kirk and Grift Talk24:27 Faith Doubt and Community28:51 Safe Spaces and Politics30:57 Voting Fairness and Power31:51 Apartment Hunting Fails32:52 Bulk Buying and Coupons33:38 Raggedy Flip Flop Sponsor36:28 Feet and Toenail Confessions38:30 Work Stress and Impact41:03 Appalachian Mountains Spotlight43:49 Local Legends and Landmarks47:50 Donut Debates and Sweet Treats49:39 Hometown Factories and Farewell

Hosts Beck and Dash chat through tech frustrations and changing internet/IT, early home computing memories (AOL dial-up costs, Commodore 64, Carmen Sandiego, Number Munch, Oregon Trail, typing skills), and odd public moments (a classmate farting in a lab, an ROTC student’s loud burp, quirky neighbor small talk, a neighbor’s unsolicited diet comment). They share affirming messages from former students, including one crediting a queer professor for helping him come out and a trans student entering a funded PhD program. The conversation turns to political conspiracy chatter and media/ideology theory, then to housing costs and mobility barriers, job applications, and fatigue. They note Cincinnati creating Ohio’s first LGBTQ+ commission and mention an Appalachian-origin anti-discrimination code. A comedic “Stone Soup” sponsor bit leads into cooking memories, and the episode’s “noun of Appalachian interest” spotlights West Virginia dancer Jesco White (“The Dancing Outlaw”) and reflections on hillbilly media, names, and family history. Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks00:00 Podcast Welcome00:17 Tech Degree Throwback01:15 Computer Lab Fart Story02:10 OCD Public Bathroom Fear03:20 Dial Up Rural Internet06:24 Early PCs And Games08:34 Typing Skills And Neuropathy11:11 Campus Burp And Student Email13:46 Weird Neighbor Small Talk16:32 Neighbor Diet Comment17:43 Trump Shooting Conspiracies21:39 Jordan Klepper And Ideology25:54 War On Christmas Bits28:22 Year Round Holiday Lights30:46 Housing Costs And Moving Trap32:26 Taxes And Boots Theory33:27 Leaving Home After Loss34:30 Cincinnati LGBTQ Commission Tease35:03 Cincinnati LGBTQ Commission35:31 Urban Appalachian Discrimination37:30 Queer Appalachian Migration39:28 Burnout and Job Market41:44 Stone Soup Sponsor Bit44:56 Ramen Abomination Cooking50:53 Jesco White Spotlight55:21 Family Names and Politics01:02:24 Homecoming and Finals01:04:28 Internet Privacy and Ads01:07:38 Wrap Up and Tech Issues

Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecksHosts Beck and Dash open with weather and small talk before reviewing the film Kinky Boots, noting it’s based on a true story about a struggling rural shoe factory that pivots to making boots for drag performers. They discuss whether it qualifies as a queer film, arguing it’s as much about capitalism, craftsmanship vs late-stage capitalism, and masculinity as it is about lgbtq visibility. They analyze Lola/Simon’s portrayal, queer trauma without punishment, rural–urban contrast, Don’s homophobia and growth, and Charlie’s flaws and eventual public humiliation at the Milan shoe show before Lola’s troupe saves the presentation. They connect themes of identity, chosen family, and being “seen,” and close with an Appalachian “noun of interest” segment on clogging and shoes as cultural expression.00:00 Podcast Welcome and Weather00:35 Umbrella Fails on Campus01:41 Basement Dungeon Tour02:23 TV and Movie Tangent04:09 Kinky Boots First Impressions05:31 Is It a Queer Movie08:39 True Story and Themes10:24 Shoes as Metaphor and Money18:41 Opening Scene and Queer Trauma26:18 Charlie Meets Lola in London31:19 Factory Reactions and Style34:03 Milan Show and Identity Choices37:00 Lola and Gender Labels38:12 Don Polices Masculinity41:05 Arm Wrestling Turning Point43:36 Strength and Saving Face47:34 Sponsor Sensitivity Training50:34 Mortgage and Breakup Fallout54:53 Milan Runway Humiliation58:09 Drag Shows and Gay Bars59:28 Appalachian Clogging Shoes01:03:33 Queer Films and Hollywood01:09:06 Wrapping Up and Farewell

Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecksHosts Beck and Dash riff on colorful high school teachers, language classes, impressions, and how improv “yes, and” parallels teaching and bias, then discuss anti-racism frameworks including the film “White Like Me” with Tim Wise and the idea of white participation in protest. They decide to simplify a recurring segment format and swap in broader advice and stories, including side hustles, rewards programs (Kroger points, Upside, cash-back cards, Facebook tasks, Google Rewards), and flipping household items for quick cash. They share recent “household expansions”: Beck adopts Rue, a rescued 5-year-old Maltese, and Dash buys a Ram 1500 Warlock using strategic car-lot research and a salesperson relationship. Other topics include tobacco nostalgia and quitting, family health/genetics, Appalachia poverty statistics, prom and after-prom party memories, and an Appalachian “noun” spotlight on Steve Harvey’s coal-country West Virginia origins and the diversity of Appalachia. They announce next week’s “Kinky Boots” review and recommend watching via Hoopla or Pluto.00:00 Welcome to Queernecks00:15 Wild Teacher Stories01:53 Language Learning Mishaps03:51 Comedy and Improv Lessons07:26 Teaching Bias and Bad Faith09:38 White Like Me and Privilege14:37 New Additions Dog and Truck16:13 Car Buying Strategy20:56 Rewards Programs and Cashback23:54 Quitting Smoking Nostalgia25:41 Genetics and Family Ties27:58 Poorest Counties Rabbit Hole30:55 Weather Check and Wrap31:17 Rainy Day Mishaps32:58 Creating Change Politics35:21 Prom Season Sponsor Bit38:33 After Prom Memories41:08 Minimum Wage Talk44:07 Appalachian Noun Steve Harvey48:10 Orientalism of Appalachia51:16 Next Week Kinky Boots54:25 Pride Safety and Courts56:16 Contracts Jobs and Snacks58:43 Truck Deal and Taco Cravings01:00:06 Wrap Up and Watch Along

Beck and Dash chat on Queernecks about haircuts, scar care (Bio-Oil, silicone tape), and trans products like trans tape and stand-to-pee packers, then mark Transgender Day of Visibility with humor and a plug for KB Brookins’ Substack “Trans News That Doesn’t Suck.” They discuss inclusive language as “being correct,” classroom practices around names/pronouns, and teaching about Indigenous issues and why Native mascots are offensive, alongside reflections on a university’s boarding-school history and restorative justice mission. They touch on rural/appalachian memories, including a comedic “sponsor” segment about Camel Cash rewards and scavenging cigarette butts, plus scams, toll roads, and a story about being jailed due to a traffic-school mix-up. The episode ends with plans to watch “Kinky Boots,” adopt a small dog, and everyday updates.00:00 Podcast Welcome and Catch Up00:19 Haircut After Loss00:53 Scar Care Tips and Bio Oil02:08 Trans Tape and STP Devices03:49 Trans Visibility and Political Irony04:42 Drag Gear and Kinky Boots07:23 Queer Reads and Trans News09:12 Facebook Clapback Story11:44 Trans Students and Inclusive Classrooms13:41 Inclusion as Correct Language16:52 Mascots and Teaching Native Issues21:40 Boarding School History and Haunted Campus24:28 Growing Up Around Colleges26:34 National Parks Thirst Trap TikTok28:37 Celebrity Lookalikes and Drag Hosting31:11 Balding, Testosterone, and Gender Euphoria34:18 Feeling At Home34:58 Body Dysmorphia Talk36:09 Bodies As Medium37:42 Roasts And Dignity40:51 Camel Cash Sponsor43:07 Cigarettes And Coupons46:02 Tamarack Marketplace48:41 Tolls And Scams52:29 Jail By Mistake01:00:56 Police Anxiety01:01:51 Adopting Meredith01:04:07 Food And Wrap Up

Hosts Beck and Dash chat about home and apartment quirks, pets, and grief after Beck’s 15-year-old dog Wenda dies, discussing euthanasia, cremains, and pet rent. They talk about caring for and rehoming animals, moving with cats, litter robots, and Beck wanting an older small dog. Beck discusses an upcoming pap smear and past awkward medical experiences as a trans man, including visibility, bias, and the importance of preventative care for lgbtq people. They share jokes, a local Appalachian wrestling discovery, and reflections on drag and play. A sponsor bit riffs on “Hill Williams: Rent a friend” DIY repairs. They cover stained glass class, bargain stores, odd food stories, and an Appalachian “paper plate holder” icon, then end with rural healthcare access issues in eastern Kentucky—limited PET scanning delaying cancer and heart treatment—and plans for jobs, a discord, and community YouTube nights in a queer rural Appalachian space.Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks00:00 Podcast Welcome00:14 Mic Setup Talk00:55 Drafty Apartment Woes02:44 Remembering Wenda05:11 Cremains And Goodbyes07:36 Rehoming Pets Stories09:36 Litter Robot Debate11:54 Moving With Cats14:18 Renting Vs Owning17:26 Pap Smear Anxiety20:19 Trans Healthcare Mishaps27:43 Dark Humor And Ads30:00 Wrestling Sponsor Realization30:49 Marvelous Marcus Saga32:33 Wrestling as Adult Play34:40 Cat Break and Sponsor Bit38:00 Stained Glass Crafting41:09 Factory Seconds and Bargain Stores44:33 Expired Groceries and Dollar Food45:54 Ketchup Cookies and Umami50:18 Appalachian Paper Plate Holder52:15 Rural Healthcare Bottlenecks56:08 Plans Jobs and Community Hangout59:26 Thanks and Sign Off

Hosts Beck and Dash open by discussing writing habits, sleep, and accountability tactics like body doubling. They share updates on pain, long drives, mail deliveries, and pets aging and not eating, then pivot to show-and-tell of 1970s lesbian commune zines from Kentucky (“country women”) with homesteading and self-defense content. Conversation touches on dead-celebrity rumors, TV time-travel shows, and a classroom women’s studies exercise about consent and coercion that reveals how some students deny scenarios as assault; they connect this to rape culture, language, and Freud’s retracted findings on hysteria and sexual violence, noting Title IX/mandated reporting. After a comedic sponsor ad, they swap rural food and gas-station stories, then present the “noun of Appalachian interest”: Loretta Lynn’s poor Kentucky upbringing, blunt songs on women’s lives and birth control, and lasting influence. Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks00:00 Welcome00:58 Writing Routines and Space02:35 Sleep Habits and Accountability05:31 Walks Weather and Errands07:40 Mystery Package Game08:11 Queer Zines Show and Tell10:27 Celebrity Deaths and Politics13:55 TV Time Travel and Quantum Leap15:28 Zine Page Turns Dark16:17 Teaching Consent and Coercion21:38 Freud Hysteria and Rape Culture26:59 Old Magazines and Lost Stash29:11 Trucker Meth Ad30:50 Yellow Jackets Memories31:24 Briar Patch Gas Mart32:06 Country Food Debates35:40 Kimchi Quest37:12 Pizza And Gas Prices39:11 Car Values Talk41:26 Pets Aging Reality43:11 Bowling Green Reflections44:30 Loretta Lynn Spotlight48:24 Appalachian History Tangents52:35 Movie Picks And Wrap

Beck and Dash debate the best holiday candy, swap small-town crime stories (including how many murderers they've personally known), and get into the Lemkin Institute's transgender genocide alert and why chromosomal testing in sports is going to backfire spectacularly.Also: spring cleaning as emotional warfare, the Sheets parking lot as Appalachian social institution, Cooter's legendary Facebook beef that almost became a fistfight, early internet nostalgia, and classroom chaos from two people who probably shouldn't be trusted with students.Yehaw. Y'all means all.Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks

Beck and Dash explore lesbian identity, butch/femme dynamics, body image pressures, student stories from the classroom, childhood memories of Appalachian songs and games, county fairs, and navigating queer culture across generations. With side trips into politics, religion, and the universal experience of being the fat kid who got attention after losing weight, Beck and Dash bring their signature blend of academic insight and mountain humor to every topic.Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecksLGBTQ podcast, lesbian podcast, Appalachia, queer culture, butch femme, body image, women's studies, teaching, Appalachian culture, county fair, lesbian identity, queer Appalachia, feminist podcast, L Word, Stone Butch Blues, Leslie Feinberg, gender roles, LGBTQ education, regional LGBTQ, queer community, comedy podcast, conversational podcast

Beck and Dash take listeners on a wild ride through nostalgia, tech frustrations, and current events. From reminiscing about making ringtones and the early days of mobile internet to debating the Apple vs Android divide, they explore how technology has shaped (and trapped) us all. The conversation turns serious as they discuss ethical consumerism, medical experimentation on marginalized communities, and the ongoing attacks on trans rights—including Kansas' recent driver's license invalidation. Along the way, they share stories about pizza rivalries, tractor pulls, beloved pets, and the dulcimer as this week's Noun of Appalachian Interest. Closing with their signature blend of humor and righteous anger, Beck and Dash remind listeners to hang on till spring, stay safe, and say hi to your mom and them.Deqa's story https://sonna.so/en/somali-family-in-columbus-ohio-seeks-justice-after-child-taken-by-authorities/

Perfect for listeners interested in: LGBTQ+ podcasts, Appalachian culture, queer identity, rural America stories, 1980s-90s nostalgia, internet history, and authentic conversations about growing up different in small-town America.Beck and Dash chat about internet nostalgia, Olympic figure skating, and growing up queer in Appalachia. They swap stories about celebrity encounters (Tiffany from the '80s, anyone?), childhood games, questionable gifts, and the terrifying critters of rural life—from brown recluse infestations to snakes shooting across driveways.This week's Noun of Appalachian Interest: Camden Park, the stubborn 1903 amusement park in Huntington, West Virginia that's survived everything from floods to the apocalypse (literally—it's in Fallout 76).Plus: The Gravel Grapple All-Terrain Wrestling Mat sponsors this episode, because every backyard wrestling alliance needs proper equipment.Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks

Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecksBeck and Dash unpack the Super Bowl's transformation into America's second State of the Union—complete with AI ads, gambling commercials, and Pam Bondi's literal burn book. They discuss Mike Tyson's claim that his sister died from eating ice cream, Kid Rock singing his to-do list, and Tennessee senators investigating Bad Bunny for widespread twerking.The hosts navigate colorblind racism in ethnic studies classrooms, the tradition of haint blue porch ceilings keeping ghosts at bay, and why Appalachia became America's call center capital. Plus: MySpace vs. Facebook, the four-in-one body wash phenomenon, Olympic figure skaters as "woke bitches winning," and whether we're all just getting too comfortable with the unthinkable.This week's fake sponsor: Bubba's Botanical Beard and Mullet Oil, featuring scents like "Front Porch" (cedarwood and WD-40) and "Sunday Supper" (cast iron cornbread and your Memaw's purse mints).Queernecks: the podcast that puts the yee-haw in y'all means all.

Cultural appropriation, blaccent, and why everyone's got a fake Cherokee princess in their family tree. Beck teaches through grief while Dash navigates workplace chaos and disrespectful students. They discuss Appalachian identity politics, the difference between "Appalachia" and "Appalachian," and why white people are just now realizing what marginalized communities have known forever.Also: anti-Trump holographic stickers, lesbian movie recommendations with questionable spitting scenes, what it's like to be the only female bowling alley mechanic, and the inaugural episode of Queernecks Sponsored Wrestling Federation (Rocking Chair vs. Lawn Chair).Noun of Appalachian Interest: Ale-8-OneSend us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks

The Highlights: Melania's 7% Rotten Tomatoes score, queer soap opera dreams, The L Word retrospective, ICE resistance in Minneapolis, and why one-lane bridges are the ultimate test of Appalachian manners.Moment of joy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I482t6JhL4g Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecksWelcome to Queernecks, the podcast that puts the yee-haw in y'all means all!Join hosts Beck and Dash as they navigate the intersection of queer identity and Appalachian culture. From deep dives into LGBTQ+ representation in media to discussions about regional sayings, one-lane bridges, and what it really means to be a redneck, no topic is off limits.Each week, Beck and Dash bring their authentic Southern voices to conversations about pop culture, politics, community, and the unique experience of being queer in (or from) Appalachia. Expect honest talk about everything from soap operas and wrestling to social justice, with plenty of humor, nostalgia, and the occasional noun of Appalachian interest.Whether you're from the hollers or just holler-curious, Queernecks is your space for real talk, regional pride, and queer joy.

Beck and Dash talk Winter Olympics, snowstorm forecasts, Appalachian culture, and West Virginia food like Hillbilly Hotdogs. From “milk sammiches” and rural winter rituals to diabetes, healthcare, and everyday life, it’s humor, storytelling, and hillbilly charm.Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks

Beck and Dash dig into Appalachian culture, Blenko Glass, queer life, therapy, food, and trans visibility. It’s thoughtful conversation, everyday nonsense, and a lot of heart—served up with humor and community care.Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks

Rest in Power Keith Porter, Renee Good, and Baby. Abolish ICE. The CBP report on their intentional tactics to create unsafe situations with demonstrators https://www.cbp.gov/sites/default/files/documents/PERFReport.pdf Minneapolis orgs and formations who are doing critical organizing:MIRAC - Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action CommitteeCTULInterfaith Coalition on Immigration (ICOM)MARCHUnited Renters for Justice - InquilinXs UnidXs por JusticiaUnidos MNCAIR-Minnesota (CAIR-MN)Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks

In this special episode of Queernecks, hosts Beck and Dash review the 2009 film 'Jennifer's Body'. They discuss whether the movie can be considered a queer film, exploring its themes of subversion and the treatment of gender. The podcast delves into the film's production details, highlighting contributions by director Karen Kasama and writer Diablo Cody. The hosts analyze the characters' complexities, the film's critique of patriarchy, rape culture, and the male gaze. They also discuss the transformative powers Jennifer gains and how these reflect broader feminist themes. Additionally, the episode includes a nostalgic tribute to the year 2009 and reflects on how the cultural context of the time impacted the film's reception. The hosts invite listener feedback and suggestions for future episodes.Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks

TLDR: We chose to review Jennifer's Body next week so watch that if you wanna follow along! Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks Welcome aboard the Queenecks Struggle Bus we are your co-captains Dash and Beck. It's a miracle this episode is seeing the light of day on time what with Beck's trash internet and Dash apparently forgetting all manners of speech. But here it is because we love you.

Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecksIt's the Christmas episode! We're planning a hastily thorn together New Years Eve party. Subscribe to the newsletter to keep updated! Check out Charles Kuralt's 1964 episode of On The Road, from Letcher County, Kentucky, "Christmas in Appalachia": https://youtu.be/qbUwR2K0s9A?si=UvPyOmnXAa2WK2RL 00:00 Introduction and Host Banter 00:18 Cat Antics and Time Perception 01:26 Back Pain and Doctor's Advice 02:07 Coffee Preferences and Decaf Dilemma 04:31 Soup Discussions and Favorite Recipes 06:29 Picky Eaters and Food Anxiety 11:59 Childhood Food Memories 14:18 Appalachian Life and Historical Reflections 25:51 Social Spaces and Queer Community Ideas 28:39 Dissertation Challenges and Academic Life 33:47 Unexpected Name Revelation 34:39 Academic Achievements and Challenges 37:26 Student Evaluations and Feedback 41:02 AI in Academia 48:10 Heating and Housing Stories 48:17 The Heart of the Home: Potbelly Coal Stove 56:20 Appalachian Life and Culture 59:23 New Year's Plans and Podcast Updates 01:04:11 Holiday Wishes and Farewell

Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecksBeck and Dash discuss the 90s classic film 'Muriel's Wedding.' From its anti-heteronormative themes to its quirky characters, this episode dives deep into why this film resonates with audiences, especially within queer culture. Tune in for laughs, critical analysis, and personal anecdotes!00:00 Welcome to Queernecks00:18 Winter Woes and Space Heaters00:37 Cleaning and Executive Dysfunction02:07 Moving and Unpacking Struggles03:19 Lost Belongings and Martial Arts Gear04:17 The Oklahoma Girls Essay Controversy06:01 Grading Woes and Student Negotiations07:33 The Dreaded Blue Book Exams09:20 Muriel's Wedding: An Introduction11:30 Muriel's Character and Moral Relativism12:44 Muriel's Wedding: Visual and Stylistic Analysis20:18 Muriel's Journey and Rhonda's Influence28:22 Muriel's Return and Family Dynamics30:16 Muriel's New Life in Sydney30:53 Muriel's First Sexual Experience31:21 The Transformative Power of Friendship31:45 Muriel's Obsession with Weddings34:12 Rhonda's Illness and Hospitalization36:37 Muriel's Secret Wedding Scrapbook41:47 Muriel's Sham Marriage47:52 Muriel's Mother's Death48:41 Muriel's Realization and Growth58:29 Final Thoughts and Reflections

Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecksBeck and Dash discuss the frigid weather, recounting humorous anecdotes about snow, including a mud-filled snowman and dog adventures in the snow. They share stories of teaching experiences, highlighting challenges and memorable student interactions. The episode also features a segment about the elusive and delicious pawpaw fruit, its unique characteristics, and cultural significance. The show wraps up with a humorous sponsor segment about wonky mud snowmen and a discussion about favorite fruits. Tune in next week for a review of Muriel's Wedding.00:00 Introduction and Weather Talk01:09 Dog Adventures in the Snow03:19 Parade and Marching Bands04:41 Drum Corps and City Vibes06:14 Movie Discussions and Reviews09:54 Teaching Experiences and Challenges16:11 Racism and Allyship19:14 LGBTQ+ Issues in Academia26:27 Classroom Anecdotes27:22 Funny Classroom Stories31:11 Nightmares and Night Terrors33:56 Sleep Apnea and Snoring39:51 Winter Memories and Sledding Adventures48:08 Appalachian Pawpaw: The Hidden Fruit50:13 Favorite Fruits and Recipes52:16 Technical Difficulties and Next Week's Preview

We don't have any excuses for the batsh*t flow of conversation in this episode. We somehow laughed and cried both, overshared about our bodies, and talked about food like we had never been fed in our lives. Sorry in advance for what you're bout to hear, by which I mean, you're welcome. Free PalestineF*ck ICEFDTSend us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks

Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecksBeck and Dash have a cozy chat about childhood memories, family dynamics, and the quirks of Appalachian life. The hosts share humorous and heartfelt personal stories, from Beck's anecdote about house shoes to a lightning strike incident. They also discuss redneck repairs and nostalgic community Facebook groups. The episode delves into the topics of gender identity, midlife crises, and the struggles of being queer in conservative backgrounds. Additionally, there are lighthearted moments about quirky community Facebook posts, a discussion about their upcoming movie review project, and the emotional challenges surrounding Transgender Day of Remembrance.00:00 Introduction and Cozy Setup00:36 Childhood Memories and Family Dynamics02:26 School Experiences and Gender Expectations04:34 Prom Stories and Dating05:59 Teaching and Academic Life07:17 Film Studies and Horror Analysis16:00 Redneck Repairs and Ingenious Fixes22:30 Lightning Strike and Family Stories25:17 Queer Identity and Parental Expectations29:48 Mamaw's Defiance and Porch Stories32:40 Trans Bathroom Debate and Misconceptions34:01 Adoption Stereotypes and Religion34:32 Megan Kelly and Controversial Statements35:12 Trolling News Outlets and Online Anonymity36:05 Transgender Day of Remembrance and Online Reactions36:54 Sponsor Break: Home Brewed Lye Soap39:43 White People and Shower Debates40:36 Well Water and Regional Differences42:28 Coconut Crabs and Ocean Fears47:12 Community Facebook Groups and Local Drama56:35 Listener Engagement and Podcast Suggestions01:01:54 Transgender Day of Remembrance Reflections01:03:47 Conclusion and Farewell

Beck and Dash catch up on their weekend activities and their coordinated outfits. Dash revels in submitting a dissertation early, and they both delve into the peculiar realm of side effects from medications, including songs stuck in their heads. They also discuss 'The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue' for an upcoming queer book club. The episode explores various Appalachian traditions such as garbage picking, rusty four-by-fours, and the almost heaven swings in West Virginia. Listener questions about Mountain Dew flavors and young adventures were also addressed. There's a humorous and heartwarming discussion of their coming-out stories and memorable moments with their families. The hosts reminisce about 90s music, hilarious wedding tales, favorite comedians, and consider engaging in movie reviews based on listener suggestions.00:00 Welcome to Queernecks00:22 Weekend Catch-Up00:31 Dissertation Deadline01:05 Cat Companions01:35 Audiobook and Medications02:16 Songs Stuck in My Head05:15 Mountain Dew and Pop Culture06:22 Dumpster Diving and Recycling08:30 Musical Memories22:14 Coming Out Stories25:49 Redneck Weddings31:09 Memories of First Drinks34:13 Nostalgic Card Games38:00 Rusted Out 4x4 Trucks - Sponsor Segment48:02 Appalachian Adventures: Almost Heaven Swing54:14 Comedy and Favorite Comedians59:29 Podcast Wrap-Up and Listener Engagement

Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecksHosts Beck and Dash discuss everything from slaw dogs and Facebook Marketplace to winter woes and odd childhood games. Tune in for stories, laughs, and Appalachian culture.

Send us mail at [email protected] us on Facebook or Instagram at @QueernecksSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecksDash and Beck discuss 'bless your heart,' the rivalry between Coke and Pepsi in Tennessee and Kentucky, and reminisce about their favorite childhood candies. The conversation then shifts to more serious subjects like the treatment of pets, funeral traditions, and even the ethics around euthanizing animals. The show also includes a deep dive into the humor and chaos of the Dollar Store triangle in Appalachian towns. With a touch of nostalgia and meaningful stories, this episode offers a rich tapestry of life in Appalachia.00:00 Welcome to Queernecks!00:32 Bless Your Heart: A Southern Phrase01:55 Regional Dialects and Rivalries03:03 Candy and Childhood Memories07:56 Pets and Their Stories15:16 Superstitions and Traditions19:19 Graveyard Visits and Family Plots23:32 Funeral Superstitions and Anecdotes24:56 State Songs and Their Histories25:59 Ohio State's Rock Anthem26:33 Tennessee's Volunteer History27:09 Patriotic Acts in History28:41 Weather Superstitions29:12 Family Superstitions and Traditions32:29 Funny Funeral Stories33:05 Autism and Family Moments35:17 Fall: The Queerest Season37:13 Mariah Carey: The Diva40:49 Challenges of Teaching45:20 The Dollar Store Triangle48:29 Small Town Life50:49 Concluding Remarks

The hosts touch on everything from rural living to academia mishaps, interwoven with laughter and camaraderie. They discuss the quirky Kentucky Derby horse names game, the significance of food traditions, and the whimsical world of Halloween costumes. Additionally, they introduce listeners to the charming web comic 'Little Bubby Child' and reminisce about the cultural nuances of growing up in Appalachia. This episode celebrates queer creativity, Appalachian resourcefulness, and the joys of community and friendship.Remember to join us for our Halloween live on Youtube at 8pm! Subscribe to get notifications! https://www.youtube.com/@QUEERNECKSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks

Remember to join us for our Halloween live on Youtube at 8pm! Subscribe to get notifications! https://www.youtube.com/@QUEERNECKSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecksIn this episode of 'Queernecks,' hosts Beck and Dash share personal medical stories and humorous experiences related to medication side effects. Dash talks about his medical modeling stint and various health issues, including cellulitis that landed him in the hospital during graduate school. The hosts reminisce about their encounters in graduate classes, various pranks and vandalism tales from their youth, and delve into a range of topics from women's baseball leagues to film theory, Roy Rogers, and historical Hollywood. They also discuss the societal challenges faced by queer individuals in different spaces, including gyms and dojos. A humorous sponsor segment, 'Mean Ass Barn Cats,' adds to the eclectic mix of conversations. The episode wraps up with plans for a Halloween live broadcast and a potential Christmas party.Topics:Queer podcastLGBTQ+ storiesRural queer lifeAppalachian queerTransgender podcastQueer representationQueer book clubLGBTQ+ communityQueer historyQueer pop cultureQueer humorQueer identityQueer experiencesLGBTQ+ activismQueer AppalachiaInclusive podcastQueer friendshipLGBTQ+ educationQueer mediaQueer voicesQueer womenTrans voicesRural LGBTQ+Queer coming out storiesQueer literatureQueer sportsQueer HalloweenQueer ChristmasQueer live showQueer podcast YouTube

Pets, queer stylings of the mid-90's, first jobs, and as usual lots of talk about food. Remember to join us for our Halloween live on Youtube at 8pm! Subscribe to get notifications! https://www.youtube.com/@QUEERNECKSubscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecksAnd join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks

*apologies if you got the version of this file with the glitch on Beck's voice around 5 minute in--it's very brief* This episode has ghost stories, giggle fits, and get off our lawn! Is that a funeral or just a midwest homecoming? Remember to join our Ko-Fi if you'd like to financially support us and get access to the Halloween private watch party. https://ko-fi.com/queernecksSubscribe the our Youtube so you'll be ready for the Halloween Live pre-show! https://www.youtube.com/@QUEERNECKSubscribe to the newsletter for extra content and event updates: https://substack.com/@queernecks#queer #appalachia #rural

You're invited to our Halloween Live Party! Have you ever seen the hilariously terrible, offensively affectionate, 1988 self-proclaimed shitty movie Curse of the Queerwolf? It's one of those movies you spend the first 15 minutes trying to decide which slur it's calling you, only to realize it was sticking up for you. If it feels dangerous to go alone, take us with you! Join Queernecks for a watch party on Halloween at 8:00 pm EST. Queernecks is a podcast about growing up queer in Appalachia, hosted by two hilarious cultural studies profs. For access to the Hall-O-Kween Live party join the $2 Broke Tier @ https://ko-fi.com/queernecks This episode covers memorable birthday stories, struggles with quitting smoking, and reflections on queer culture and celebrity crushes. From discussing the intricacies of dissertation writing to sharing experiences with tattoo art, the hosts provide an intimate and candid look at their lives. Plus, dive into their humorous take on scarecrows as well as insights into Appalachian traditions like forecasting winter using persimmon seeds. Don't miss their chat on favorite horror movies and the challenge of navigating queer identity in a heteronormative world. Tune in for laughter, heartfelt stories, and warm camaraderie.00:00 Welcome to Queernecks00:27 Birthday Memories01:17 Quitting Smoking Struggles03:41 Continuing the PhD Journey07:24 Fall Vibes and Horror Movies12:51 First Crushes and Celebrity Admiration19:39 The Persistence of Print Media20:17 Trivia Enthusiasts Unite21:05 Celebrity Crushes and Queer Experiences25:14 Cultural Appropriation and Queer Culture30:30 Therapy and Mental Health34:54 Appalachian Weather Predictions37:14 Car Talk and Personal Stories40:13 Podcast Wrap-Up and Announcements

Join our Ko-fi for access to the discord https://ko-fi.com/queernecks Beck and Dash discuss dissertations and therapy. They delve into conversations about favorite movies, including horror films and the cultural impact of the first R-rated movies they watched. The hosts also reflect on queer representation in media, sharing personal anecdotes about their early encounters with LGBTQ+ visibility on television. They discuss mid-century and modern depictions of queer characters and the societal impact of these representations. The episode also touches on the cultural significance of Mountain Dew in Appalachia and introduces quirky elements like chickens and roosters. The hosts conclude with plans for a community watch party and encourage listener engagement through email and social media.00:00 Introduction to Queernecks Podcast00:17 Deciding on the Program00:35 Academic Challenges and Dissertation Talk03:23 Therapy Program Experiences06:10 Horror Movies and Childhood Memories15:54 Stephen King and Apocalyptic Shows20:27 Queer Representation20:31 Early Encounters with Queer Representation21:21 Impact of Queer Representation in Media22:25 Personal Stories and Reflections26:33 Addiction and Recovery27:59 The Role of Television in Shaping Culture33:38 Mountain Dew: A Cultural Icon38:56 Upcoming Events and Community Engagement42:13 Closing Remarks and Farewell

Beck and Dash welcome Willie Edward Taylor Carver Jr., a celebrated teacher and author, as their special guest. Willie discusses his experiences as Kentucky's Teacher of the Year in 2022, his published book 'Gay Poems for Red States,' and the societal challenges he's faced as an openly queer teacher in rural Kentucky. The conversation explores themes of Appalachia's resilience, the impact of regional and identity politics on education, and the importance of diverse representation. The episode also features humorous anecdotes about cultural quirks, such as gas station chicken and county fairs, while highlighting the intersections of Appalachian and queer identities. Finally, the podcast touches on the necessity of expanding diverse voices in media and literature.Check out Willie's book Gay Poems for Red States (2023) and pre-order his novel Tore All To Pieces https://www.booksamillion.com/product/9781985903708 In the vibrant tapestry of identities, the intersection of queerness and regional heritage presents a unique perspective. Willie, a storyteller with roots steeped in Appalachian culture, offers a profound insight into how this region has shaped his sense of identity. For him, the term "queer" extends beyond sexual orientation or gender identity, weaving in aspects of his Appalachian upbringing.When Willie speaks about being queer, he's touching on a broader idea than one might initially assume. He explains, "When somebody says he's Queer, they often mean he's different and we're aware of it." This reflection echoes a universal truth: queerness is about embracing one's differences and the perceptions they generate in the world. For Willie, being queer means living openly, acknowledging the distinctiveness that sets him apart.In his narration, Willie makes an intriguing declaration: in the acronym LGBTQIA, the 'A' stands for Appalachia, alongside its other connotations. This symbolizes the integration of his geographical roots into his identity, a declaration of pride in where he comes from and how it has informed his worldview. It's not just Appalachian landscapes or folklore that define him, but the way these elements have played into his experiences of queerness.Growing up Appalachian, Willie learned resilience early on—lessons that resonate with his queer identity today. He speaks candidly about facing pushback, not just for being queer, but for his Appalachian background. His response: "Go do it on purpose." This mantra encapsulates a rebellious embrace of identity, suggesting that authenticity is found in turning perceived negatives into points of pride.Willie's story illustrates the power of embracing complex identities and the narratives they foster. By recognizing the multifaceted nature of queerness through an Appalachian lens, we broaden our understanding of what it means to belong to both communities. It reminds us that regional heritage and personal identity are not mutually exclusive but rather intertwined threads that enrich the stories we tell about ourselves.Through his experiences, Willie invites us all to reflect on the layers of our identities and to celebrate the diverse ways they shape who we are.00:00 Welcome to Queernecks00:23 Introducing Willie Edward Taylor Carver Jr.01:34 Appalachian Identity and Queerness05:20 Accent and Cultural Misunderstandings12:22 Challenges in Education17:19 Advocacy and Resistance24:45 Transition to Creativity29:07 Decline of Gay-Straight Alliances29:38 Resilience and Ingenuity in Appalachia29:49 Liberation and Identity in Queer Spaces30:42 Contrasts Between Appalachia and Blue States33:16 Experiences in Queer Bars34:33 Jerry Springer and Anti-Racism37:01 Writing and Representation43:46 Queer Appalachian Voices

The Wheel of What-Have-You was basically forgotten this episode in favor of some reminiscing and jawing about cultural theory, intersectionality, power and privilege, and why you should never date a graduate student. It was Beck's birthday last week and she came back a blistered lobster, but that only made her funnier. Remember to visit us on social media @queernecks and send us an email if you have a story to tell or idea to share at [email protected]. Subscribe to the newsletter here: https://substack.com/@queernecks Chapters:00:00 Introduction and Birthday Recap00:50 Sunburn Stories and Swimming Adventures03:05 Haunted Spaghetti and Food Talk04:56 Cooking Memories and Recipes08:35 Homelessness and Bowling Alley Job15:12 Teaching Challenges and Social Justice22:43 Hijinks and Childhood Memories24:02 Childhood Games and Cousin Memories25:14 Family Dynamics and Growing Up26:19 Adventures and Mishaps26:26 Drinking Stories and Party Days30:16 Gift Giving and Love Languages33:35 Social Media and Online Presence38:38 Sponsor41:51 Noun of Appalachian Interest45:30 Conclusion and Future Plans

We rambled from grief to TV and movies, with a minor detour into misadventure. Apparently Dash was in a shootout once and didn't even know until the cops told him. As always, Queernecks is fortunate and grateful to the folks who keep listening! If you have a crazy story, drop us a note at [email protected]! But make sure the names and places are changed or the statute of limitations is up ;) We dedicate this episode to the queer and trans kids, faculty, and staff who are going back to the classroom after too short of a summer off to fully lick the wounds of the past year. Hang in there darlings; you're always just around the corner from the light. chapters:00:00 Introduction and Hosts00:17 Summer Sleep Schedules00:52 Health Alerts and Smartwatches01:55 Shannon's Work Injury03:05 Age and Family History05:31 True Detective and Streaming Services06:55 Walking at Night and Police Encounter12:38 Worst Movies Ever17:32 High School Memories and Substance Use22:42 High School Memories and Substance Use25:05 Cultural Hegemony and Decadence27:42 Personal Experiences with Medication32:37 Public Libraries: A Community Treasure38:45 Appalachian Cuisine: Soup Beans and Cornbread41:31 Challenges and Triumphs in Education46:07 Conclusion and Social Media Shoutouts

Welcome back to Queernecks, where glitter meets grit on the front porch. This week, Dash and Beck swap stories about house shoes, high-tech cat litter boxes, small-town characters, and the ways humor keeps Appalachian queer folks surviving and thriving. From food memories to mixtape nostalgia, from local legends to the grit of everyday life, this episode brings the laughter, the camp, and the real talk.We’re building queer community one holler story at a time—and we want y’all in on it. Got thoughts, local legends of your own, or nouns of Appalachian interest? Drop us a line at [email protected].✨ Stay in the loop and get extra gossip by joining our newsletter: queernecks on Substack.

Correction to something Dash said: WYSO isn't affiliated with West Virginia Public Media, but is instead based in Yellow Springs, Ohio.In this episode, we sit down with Lee Wade, creator of the podcast Translucent on West Virginia Public Radio. Lee shares the inspiration behind starting the show in the midst of rising anti-trans legislation, and how the name Translucent reflects his mission to shine light on trans stories that are too often overlooked.Lee opens up about his journey as a Black trans person navigating advocacy, mentorship, and grassroots podcast production. He recounts powerful conversations from Translucent, including an emotional interview with a Republican trans woman about restrictive legislation, and a deeply personal exchange with his father following incarceration. Lee’s story highlights the importance of allyship, adaptation, and creating space for trans voices in media.The episode begins with lighter moments—funny stories about cat fights and candid reflections on students cheating in online learning. We also discuss the ethics of AI, drawing connections to systemic issues like racism and environmental justice. The conversation flows into personal anecdotes about haircuts, tattoos, and cultural identity, exploring how barbershops and body art carry meaning in diverse communities.Along the way, we spotlight Tudor’s Biscuit World, a beloved Appalachian restaurant known for hearty meals and community impact.We close by encouraging listener engagement, introducing our new newsletter, and reminding everyone to follow us on social media for updates and behind-the-scenes content.Keywords: trans stories, Black trans voices, Translucent podcast, anti-trans legislation, allyship, Appalachian culture, online teaching challenges, AI ethics, barbershop culture, tattoo stories, Tudor’s Biscuit World, grassroots podcasting, West Virginia Public Radio

SummaryIn this engaging conversation, the hosts explore various themes including the spontaneity of their podcast format, listener engagement, academic journeys, gender dynamics in sports, cultural reflections through baseball, childhood outdoor experiences, and valuable life lessons learned from driving. The discussion is rich with personal anecdotes and insights, creating a relatable and thought-provoking dialogue. In this engaging conversation, Beck and Dash explore themes of personal reflection, cultural significance, and the emotional weight of memories tied to holidays and family traditions. They discuss Labor Day and Memorial Day, sharing personal anecdotes that highlight the complexities of grief and trauma. The conversation shifts to the significance of yard sales as a form of community and resourcefulness, before delving into the cultural symbolism of mason jars in Appalachian life. The episode concludes with reflections on family, communication, and the legacies we leave behind.TakeawaysThe show lacks a preview format, leading to spontaneous discussions.Listener feedback is appreciated and incorporated into the show.The evolution of language reflects changes in technology and culture.Academic journeys can be challenging but rewarding.Gender dynamics in sports highlight ongoing issues of representation.Baseball serves as a cultural mirror for American society.Outdoor experiences shape childhood memories and personal growth.Driving experiences teach valuable life lessons about safety and responsibility.Personal stories reveal the complexities of identity and upbringing.Engagement with listeners fosters a sense of community. Labor Day is a celebration of workers' rights and personal milestones.Memorial Day can evoke strong emotional responses due to personal loss.Triggers can come from unexpected places, impacting our emotional state.Yard sales serve as a means of community support and resourcefulness.Mason jars symbolize tradition, practicality, and Appalachian culture.Cleaning out a parent's house can lead to a minimalist lifestyle.Cultural phrases can vary significantly and may confuse others.The importance of making connections across generations is highlighted.Humor and storytelling are vital in sharing personal experiences.The conversation emphasizes the significance of family and shared memories.Chapters00:00 Introduction and Show Philosophy04:32 Listener Engagement and Suggestions07:36 Academic Journeys and Challenges13:21 Representation in Sports and Gender Dynamics18:14 Cultural Reflections in Baseball22:10 Outdoor Experiences and Childhood Memories32:48 Driving Experiences and Lessons Learned42:13 Celebrating Labor Day and Personal Reflections43:20 Memorial Day: Personal Trauma and Collective Memory46:18 Triggers and Unexpected Memories48:51 The Significance of Yard Sales01:00:35 Mason Jars: A Symbol of Appalachian Culture01:14:15 Closing Thoughts and Reflections on Familytags:podcast, conversation, academic journeys, sports representation, gender dynamics, outdoor experiences, driving lessons, cultural reflections, listener engagement, personal stories, Labor Day, Memorial Day, trauma, yard sales, Appalachian culture, mason jars, personal stories, family, memories, triggers