Quinn Cummings Gives Bad Advice
by Quinn Cummings
Quinn Cummings knows nothing. This has never stopped her from giving advice. In each episode, Quinn boldly tries to solve problems that really should be handled by far more qualified people. You can listen here, or follow this podcast on your favorite platform, below...
Episodes
-
The Idiot Tax
Quinn ponders the loss of a friend, a feral child, a silent spouse and a haunted doll-house. Also, Siegfried and Roy. And don’t forget to check out my new book Modest Blessings for Modern Times. Two dollars of every sale goes directly to a local animal rescue shelter. Support the show
-
Bad, But Shinier.
Quinn contemplates Taking Care of a Covid Denier, the Epidemic's New Clothes, Not-So-Sunny Southern California and an Anti-vax Love Story. Also, Athleisurestan. Remember to use your special Libro.FM audiobook discount here: www.libro.fm/redeem/quinn Support the show...
-
The Color Food
Quinn offers up advice on reluctant holiday travel, long-haul Covid burnout, culinary indifference, and follicular vanity. Also, butts. Remember to use your special Libro.FM audiobook discount here: www.libro.fm/redeem/quinn And, as promised, two links to cat undercarriage maintenance:...
-
Ice-Cream For Breakfast
Quinn sheds light on a teenager’s name-change, a mid-life gender crisis and the heavy burden of naming one’s own island. Also, rollerblades. Support the show
-
Our Psychic Guest List
Quinn considers social un-distancing, free range dental floss, whitewashed history and ghosting and old friend Also, a racist kiss-off. Support the show
-
The Colossus of Choads
Quinn looks under the hood of an acute mojo breakdown, a gratitude fail, a rotten fiancée conundrum and nostalgia-free photos. Also, a suicidal cat. Support the show
-
Not Everyone's Cup of Gin
Quinn explores rental anxiety, an expensive gift and a perforated boyfriend Also, free stuff. Support the show
-
Gingerbread Drag Queens
Quinn tackles COVID holiday stuff, MAGA holiday stuff and awkward good-byes. Also, chihuahuas. (And, once again, merch.) Support the show
-
Sexuality Is Bespoke
Quinn dissects loud in-laws, intrusive thoughts, and fraught feline play dates. Also, Andy Warhol. (And merch!) Support the show
-
The Mariana Trench of Gall
Quinn weighs in on a passive-aggressive workplace, a private school shakedown, Zoom flirting for teens and New Dog v. Old Spouse. Also, MERCH! Support the show
-
Homeschool Bumfights
Quinn takes a shot at DIY wedding vows, a guilt-tripping mother, a niece in need and cat stuff. Also, vodka. Support the show
-
Zuckerberg Battery Hen
Quinn mediates a cat/boyfriend power struggle, a bad dad, and good art from bad people. Also, bathroom iguana. Support the show
-
This Is How People End Up Dating Drummers
Quinn scrutinizes COVIdiots, open marriage, artistic burnout and cutting non-custodial apron strings. Also, testicles. Support the show
-
Emotional Bloodbag
Back from her break, Quinn considers a dangerous boss; COVID wedding protocols; empty nest anxiety; and pooping cats. Also, lettuce. Support the show
-
A Hill of F-Bombs
Quinn summons bad advice about quarantine boredom, cocktail shaming, a boss/friend betrayal and retirement spouse-dread. Also, meat loaf. Support the show
-
Save The Money, Roast The Garlic
Quinn reckons with COVID dating, an abuser’s guilt trip, quarantine hygiene and in-law porn drama. Also, gun. Support the show
-
Blenders With Seatbelts
Straight from her closet, Quinn communicates with worried first-responder families, high-interval training for cats, texts from exes and MAGA parents. Also, Naomi Campbell. Support the show
-
Viral Key Party
In a timely COVID update, Quinn considers domestic employment obligations, dog reflux and socially un-distancing neighbors. Also, locusts. Support the show
-
A Cot In The Garage
Quinn is socially distant with anxious nesters, an unrequited love, free workouts and pet fostering in the time of COVID. Also, The Kid. Support the show
-
Anxiety Sucks Eggs
Quinn talks about COVID graduation grief, career burnout, gaslighting parents, and pre-teen squalor Also, a troll. Support the show
-
Flawed Meat Suit
Quinn offers guidance on plague travel, picking a therapist, bedroom pressure and a nippy kitten. Also, hypocrites. Support the show
-
Caterpillar Goo
Quinn addresses an over-scheduled life, a withholding boyfriend, water aerobics and slacker offspring. Also, The Truth. Support the show
-
Adult Wrestling Time
Quinn takes a shot at Maga in-laws, babysitting anxious employees and a dishwashing conflict. Also, Pan. Support the show
-
Toweling Off Their Undercarriage
Quinn has a go at finding your creativity, losing your whacked-out boss, hair guidance and advice from a special guest. Also, teen penguins. Support the show
-
Some Bones Are Gross
Quinn offers advice on weird mothers-in-law, living a lie, stolen art and f-boi substitutes. Also, flan. Support the show
-
Zagat's Guide For Strange
Quinn examines those dirty movies in your head, a drive-by mother-in-law, and who pulls your plug. Also, Wallace Shawn. Support the show
-
Yips Passing In The Night
Quinn helps people she's never met cope with dating yips (for real this time), an anxious eight-year-old, a second job interview and losing one's religion. Also, the conflict in the middle-seat. Support the show
-
Popcorn In Your Psychic Gums
Quinn is back with bad advice on chronic liars, country cousins and college debt. Also, cat urine. Support the show
-
H.R. On The Brain
Quinn tackles a middle-name dilemma, barking-dog etiquette and an ex-on-the-couch conundrum. Also, working for Satan. Support the show
-
Single White Wedding Dress
Quinn ponders drunk dads, big wigs and bisexuality. Also, a Great Dane. Support the show
-
Junk In The Crosshairs
Quinn gives Bad Advice on holiday travel, an emotionally droopy friend, and a shellfishy side-hustle. Also, killer bad breath. Support the show
-
Gameify Your Irritation
Quinn looks at stumbling across your bio-mom on a DNA website, the challenges of a dumbshit sibling, and the horrors of a Vermont vacation. Also, the world’s worst Dead Head. Support the show
-
This Is Your Brain on Television
Quinn examines the non-crisis haircut, a conga-line of monkeys, and single-girl blues. Also, an Easy-Bake oven. Support the show
-
Strychnine in the Makeup
Quinn considers community theater drama, church shopping and skeletons in the DNA closet. Also, ice-cream cake. Support the show
-
When Life Gives You Limoncello
Quinn gives bad advice on dodging the obligatory dinner, widowed-mom stress, and the perils of douchebag magnetism. Also, a battle of wills. Support the show
-
Tinder Is The Night
Quinn explains the laws of social dynamics, a scumbag's scumbag, how to make a perfect Bloody Mary. Also, fancy raisins. Support the show
-
The Sunk Cost Fallacy
Candlelight dinners, annoying nicknames, MAGA relations and a toxic incubus. Also, seven pounds of ham. Support the show
-
The ATM Wedding
After a patriotic break, Quinn returns with packing cubes, pouting boyfriends and politics. Also, no phlebotomists. Support the show
-
Nighttime Ruminations
Quinn addresses unwashed towels, envy, losing yourself in a relationship and finding your Inner Stoic. Also, office hook-ups. Support the show
-
Naked Entertainment Time
Destination weddings, hockey secrets, odometer birthdays and an exploding septic tank. Also, cookies. Support the show
-
A Holiday On Your Ears
Quinn comes out in favor of looking stupid in public and against becoming an emotional vampire’s convenient blood bag. Also, Matthew McConaughey. Support the show
-
Your Inner Red Vines
In this episode, Quinn tackles annoying co-workers, drunk friends, a homophobic family and living with your ex. Also, the Chuck E. Cheese rat. Support the show
-
Out Of The Gate
This week, Quinn solves how to bake for your enemies, insomnia, a hoarder spouse, cats vs. dogs and how to keep squirrels from eating all the birdseed. Also, soup. Support the show
About this show
Quinn Cummings knows nothing. This has never stopped her from giving advice. In each episode, Quinn boldly tries to solve problems that really should be handled by far more qualified people. You can listen here, or follow this podcast on your favorite platform, below...
Hosted by
Quinn Cummings