Episodes
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#409 Tiny Mayo
I got a tiny mayo. You've got questions. We talk about both of those things. AND MORE patreon.com/rftb
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#408 I Just Bought A Dragon Dildo On Klarna!!! feat. Luke Taylor and Katy Fishell
Hell yea gang we've got two returning guest - one from a few months back, one from close to the start of RFTB and it turns out they've been together the whole time?? We're joined by Luke Taylor and Katy Fishell and we hear the lovely story of how they met and then an absolute rollercoaster of...
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*UNLOCKED* After Dark #254 YOU ARE AN INCARNATION OF THE DIVINE LIGHT
This episode begins with an expression of despair so unfortunately that makes it evergreen for our times. A non-specific "what a time to be alive" at the jump could mean any of the things that necessitate a victory in our times. We love you and you are STILL AN INCARNATION OF THE DIVINE LIGHT...
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#407 TRUTH OR RUSE 5 - MIND OF MEN
I stg it was 4? Man idk how numbers work. I don't want to spoil it but I'm getting good as hell at this. We also hit some good questions from the box and it gets sincere. Real twofer. patreon.com/rftb for bonus eps get in there and support the show we love you
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#406 It's an Ethos feat. Gary and Kaye from Duckfeed.tv
We are delighted to welcome Gary and Kaye from such podcasts as Watch Out for Fireballs, Bonfireside Chat, and many many many (many) more! They share with us a pair ot delightful embarassing stories and then we answer your questions! Also! Donovan called in sick so Audrey's beloved partner and…
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#405 Sorry Quick Tangent
We're both moved, we're back, we're hittin the woah. And we're answering your questions! patreon.com/rftb support the show and get bonus episodes!
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#404 Heavy Questions Worldwide
Man's international now! First trans-atlantic episode we hit a good number of questions and have a lil bird talk. That's what's up. patreon.com/rftb support da show
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#403 No More Dry Meat! feat. The Man Grate
Whazz good sorry it's late we love you! We talk about Adam Carolla quite a bit, specifically how bad he sucks. Also we recount a lot of the Man Grate ads with Norm MacDonald. We're moving life is hard but we do love you a lot. patreon.com/rftb
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#402 Chuck Norrisode
Howdy gang, I don't know how we got here but we got to a pretty good amount of questions
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#401 Radio Free Crossover feat. Radio Free Multiverse
Howdy gang we found another Radio Free, we're joined this week by Forrest and Emily from Radio Free Multiverse! We talk show name and embarassing dating stories and then bam it's your questions! Thanks again to RFM for joining us! Find em at https://radiofreemultiverse.com/ and watch live at...
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#400 Turbulations feat Anne Helen Wells
We are joined this week by musician Anne Helen Wells for her first appearance on Radio Free Tote Bag! She shares a truly shocking embarassing dating story that takes us well aback and helps us answer your listener questions! Enby I'm hooking up with sucks at fucking, how to I navigate this? | I…
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#399 B-Tuggin feat. MaryMary!
We are joined this week by our friend MaryMary! She has many wonderful projects and shows coming up, ehck out her linktree below for more information! MaryMary Linktree Album Release Show Tickets Thank you for listening and check out our patreon at Patreon.com/RFTB where for $5 a month you can…
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#398 Five-Girlfriends Jones feat. Josh Boerman
Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo are u tryna be a Five-Girlfriends Jones?? What about trying to get people to understand that you are, in fact, open for business? Well we have the episode for you! Josh Boerman joins us for a fantastic conversation with many laughs and excellent turns of phrase, you know how we…
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*Unlocked* No I'm Listening 21 - Total Martin Victory
It's scrombled week here in Toteland so we're unlocking a bonus that is absolute fire. We'll be back later this week with a new main feed episode (god willing and the creek don't rise.) For now, please enjoy! Hop in the minivan gang, we're on a Frasier roadtrip with returning champ Tom Harrison...
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#397 The Longest Question We've Ever Done
Howdy team, we're back once again with the renegade podcast T for Tote Bag power to the people. Take sapiosexual out of your bio on The Apps, btw. It's got connotations. Anyway! A listener wrote in with a damn essay and we discuss at length. Then- well, it's gross. You just gotta listen. I feel...
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#396 That ACK Comic
The Make-Believe Bride - Teeheeee hohohoho haha Sorry it's late, I had to do karaoke w coworkers and I hate being alive rn woooo Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/RFTB Watch Donovan's stream Wednesday nights a 9:00 PM eastern/8:00 Central Twitch.tv/Donohell Listen to Audrey's DJ stream Tuesday…
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#395 The Tongueler feat. Kayte Terry
We are joined by our good homie Kayte to talk about tongue numbness and ice cream. Y'know like a sichuan pepper? It's like that. Enby friend is changing the pronies on the weekly and getting salty when you can't remember. What do? | Folks still going to church and you left that behind. How do you...
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#394 Margaret Peterson Haddix feat. Korla
What's up gang we're back this week with Korla and for some reason I got stuck on the book Running Out of Time. But we also answer a good bunch of questions, and that's Podcasting. Thanks again to Korla for joining go listen to Data Transfer and Post Ponies And thank you for listening! Support…
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#393 The Endometriosis Special feat. h_dubb
We are joined by streamer extraordinaire h_dubb to discuss the Bee Gees and the ways in which the human body can fail the bajingus-havers. Find their excellent variety stream at https://www.twitch.tv/h_dubb Find Donovan's fantastic variety stream at https://www.twitch.tv/donohell Find Audrey's...
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#392 Big Introspection feat. Marcos
What's up gang we're joined this week by our homie and yours, Marcos from Homie Vulgaris podcast. We catch up and then answer your questions and there are definitely no stupid bits at all! Listen to Homie Vulgaris wherever you listen to us! And hey support us at patreon.com/rftb and get a whole...
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#391 Existence Itself is Body Horror feat. Gretchen Felker Martin
Horror and comics author Gretchen Felker Martin joins us for a rollicking conversation about horror of many types. Then, your questions! Shitty neighbors- what gives! | Ludes: A History | Endometriosis- FUCK!! It sucks!| Follow Gretchen on Bluesky!...
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*UNLOCKED* No, I'm Listening 10: Tossed Salads and DBJ feat DeadBlossomJesse
We beefed recording last week but you freebos are eating good this because this is an absolute heater of a patreon ep. We check in with Frasier and our homie DBJ and laugh A LOT. ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION __________________________________________________________________________________ This week…
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#390 Improv Module At The Benihana Training School
Open wide we're flipping a shrimp into your mouth! And a classic ep!
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#389 We Are Once Again Holding Two Things at Once
We're talkin about some heavy stuff at the top, skip the first 20 minutes if you want to avoid much discussion of MORTALITY. Then burgs, air fryer and Fromsoft games. Then, your questions! Friends won't get off the dating apps! | Baddy at the workplace, what do? | Partner showed me a video of an...
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#388 Ethel Merman and Danny Brown Sing in the Same Register (STUH) feat. Librarypunk
I need to get Danny Brown some Ethel Merman records real quick, can anyone help me do that? We are joined this week by our favorite married librarians, Justin and Jay from the Librarypunk podcast! We discuss a great many things as well as your questions and follow ups! A follow up from a listener...
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#387 Dad's Going Through A Tough One feat. Pat Finnerty
This is hot stuff! We're stoked to be joined by musician/youtuber/streamer Pat Finnerty this week, this episode was a blast. We talk about Pat's history with dating as a musician and comedian, making pierogis with grandma on the first date, and The Snub. Then we try to answer your questions!…
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#386 Good Qs
Good Qs this week on a rip roarin classic rftb i love you Support da show patreon.com/rftb
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#385 TRUTH OR RUSE 4: VENGEANCE
Our original segment Truth or Ruse returns, and it's stronger than ever before. Strap in. patreon.com/rftb support the show and get a whole bunch of bonus eps
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#384 Cremains in the Vacuum Sealed Coffee Canister
Yoooo it's late af, like half a week late, we're gonna get our damn release schedule downgraded again aaaaaaaaaaaaaa it says biweekly on Apple Podcasts noooooooo it's supposed to say weekly aaaaaaaa Anyway, it's all wacky, it's all scary and we are once again sending our love across the void into...
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*UNLOCKED* After Dark #162 "Audrey's Light Box Rant"
An old bonus in which we talk about seasonal depression and some other stuff patreon.com/rftb
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#383 SPORTSMANSHIP
In which we talk about games and then your questions and one of the questions relates to game. SPORTSMANSHIP IS KEY
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#382 Baggu Brain feat. Kassidy Norman
New year new episode new returning guest what's up gang we're joined again by our friend and yours Kassidy Norman! We catch up on dating stuff and then it's your questions also I got stuck on Baggu for like 20 mins I'm sorry.
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#381 Whole Thing Openly See It Later For You feat. slowpuke
Ho ho ho it's boutta be the dang xmas week and what better gift than a new episode of RFTB with a rad new guest? No gift is better! We're joined this week by streamer @slowpukeLIVE for some incredible stories, some not incredible draccent work, and some of your questions. Thanks again to Caitlin...
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#380 Bustin On Stage
In which we blast through the question box backlog and talk about the Janet Jackson shows where she put uncs in a damn cross and made their soul come out of their body! Real ham and egger! Video we referenced: Janet Jackson - Would You Mind Live Washington DC Thank you for tuning in! You can...
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#379 Oh To Hit A Stance Again! feat. Tony Boswell
What's up gang we've got Tony Boswell joining us once again this week so you already know it's a great ep! We catch up with Tony and get a dating life update and then it's question time. Thanks to Tony for joining us, we love him and you should check out his show and socials @wordisbondtv And…
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RFTB After Dark 207 Penis Night "UNLOCKED"
yoooo no main feed this week because RETAIL HELL and FAMILY GATHERINGS Please enjoy this deranged episode from last year around Thanksgiving.
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#378 That One Was Worth 10 Questions
Heyooo we're blasting through the backlog today to get to some questions we've missed! They were good ones we're sorry! Check it out and give us some updates if they're you! Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our...
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#377 Deez Course/Don't Do That
Big discussion ep big time itsa goodun sorry we're late but hey the oldest wine is the best or whatever those people say! Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and...
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#376 No Not Jerk Off Motion!
RETURN TO DRYNESS! What's up we're blasting through questions this week but I don't think we beat the Wiz record. So hit the griddy, grab your million dollar ceramic pumpkin, crack open a warm one, and join us on this THRILLING EP! Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus...
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#375 The One Room Where I'm Not Thinking About Furniture At All feat. Brian Alford
Howdy folks, heavy news this week as I talk about at the top. Rest in peace to our friend Mo, I've linked a video of his here about the flagging community in San Francisco and processing grief. It's a really beautiful piece that I want to share in his memory. Love, Loss, and Flagging Then, we've...
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#374 LET'S SAVE SOME BABIES! feat. Frankie from WizWorldLive
New week new guest! We're joined by Frankie from WizWorldLive who does something no guest has done before - make us answer more than 2-3 questions. We get like six it's CRAZY! We also talk about Frankie's show, Ren Faire stuff, and more. Thanks again to Frankie for joining us, find his stream on...
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#373 How About Scott Baculum? feat. DeadBlossomJesse
How about Scott Baculum? Great ep this week, we're joined by returning favorite DeadBlossomJesse - Streamer! Podcaster! Funny guy! We catch up with Jesse on moving to LA, getting back in the dating world, and baculums. Then it's your questions! Thanks again to Jesse for joining us! Check out…
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#372 Antique Horse Grinder
Listen it was stuck in my head I'm sorry! To make up for it we're blasting thru questions in the backlog this week and there's some gooduns lemme tell ya! Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier…
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#371 Return Of The Fertility God feat. FrankJavCee
What's up gang, we're joined once again this week by the one of a kind FrankJavCee! We catch up, we get a dating update, we talk about like 100 other things and then it's your questions! Thanks again to Frank for joining us, go follow him pretty much everywhere @FrankJavCee and keep an eye out…
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#370 Y'got Wadsworth In There feat. Tom Harrison from Anime Sickos
What's up gang we're joined this week be an Anime Sicko, it's Tom Harrison. Oops it's a gamer chat at the top bc Hades 2 is out and then we get some stories from Tom. And then? Questions! Thanks again to Tom for joining us, go listen to Anime Sickos wherever you find us and if you're in Chicago...
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#369 Early Internet Reverie feat. Bob from the h_dubb Stream
Whoops I posted the wrong description first. Heyooo it's hot attic week and we're join by the inimitable balljihad from the h_dubb stream. We talk about "where that name come from", a one of a kind "how I met my wife" story and then it's full on reverie time talkin old internet. Then, your...
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#368 Pork! Chicken! feat. Andrew Hilary
Yoo this one late as hell! Extendo Mode tho! Just Audrey and Andrew cuttin' it up big style, lots of fun, good chat. Do it up!
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#367 Drug Dilemma/Sick Of Being Big Mommy
Real ham-and-egger this week (am I using that right?) it's just the hosts and we're blasting thru the question backlog! But not doing a great job because they're some real thinkers we end up talking about a couple for a long time. Including: Sick of being pigeonholed as a Big Mommy | Drug drama…
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#366 One Cool Snowcone feat. Alex Ptak
What's up gang sorry we're late but hey it's a banger ep! Ptak returns, now a dad and a personal trainer and so we're catching up, we're learning about Cool Alex and fatherhood, and we're answering your questions! Thanks again to Alex for joining us, go check out coolalextraining.com if you want...
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#365 It's Pool Party Time! Feat. Korla
You could listen to one main episode of Radio Free Tote Bag every day for a year and not repeat. That's pretty cool! Dono is in the Land of the Blarney so Korla is filling in! We have a blast and Audrey mostly reads listener compliments accidentally but also that's at thing she kinda needs these...