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Raising Bairns

by Clinton and Aleesha Hallahan

A show about parenting with a Scottish name by two very not Scottish people.

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Episodes

  1. Equestria for the Rest of Ya! Episode 3

    Parties politics and British farce C O L L I D E

  2. Equestria for the Rest Of Ya! Episode 2

    Second part of the two-parter pilot. Celestia does her own Gulf of Tonkin, and we discuss if Rarity is a Northern abolitionist moderate?? Music by Swagberg.

  3. Equestria for the Rest of Ya! Episode 1

    The dawn of a new age. Music by Swagberg.

  4. Episode 15 - Bubble Budz

    Holy shit what is going on

  5. Bachelor Chaser 43 - SNAKE DOGS

    Don't live with your parents longer than you should

  6. Bachelor Chaser 42 - Weapons of Cork Destruction

    We watch Corky Ramano for a change of pace

  7. Bachelor Chaser 41 - Secret Bachelor Application

    Banging with Jesus.....or not????

  8. Bachelor Chaser 40 - Air Grapes

    Wining and whining, am I right ladies?

  9. Bachelor Chaser 39 - VETERAN, by Gap

    Peter does a bad thing and becomes a faith leader

  10. Bachelor Chaser 38 - Peter's Quarterly Review

    Some ladies will not be getting their bonus this fiscal year

  11. Bachelor Chaser 37 - Peter's Winged Rivals

    Peter is a narc who hates birds

  12. Bachelor Chaser 36 - Fred Willard Death March

    just leave the poor old man alone

  13. Bachelor Chaser 34 - Magic Acne Cat

    Your hosts lube up a hot dog cat....of content!

  14. Episode 14 - Baby Gets Her Wings

    I'm tired of these mother-huggin babies on this mother-huggin plane

  15. Episode 13 - Outdoor Kid Pt.1

    Oh shit are we still parents? Better talk about our kid.

  16. Bachelor Chaser 32 - Crocodile Hunter of Love

    I berate two of my friends on being too handsome/kissable.

  17. Bachelor Chaser 31 - Joint Hole Looking

    I do this episode blindfolded.

  18. Bachelor Chaser 28 - Cow Vitae

    Being late to a party is better than not showing up at all, right?

  19. Bachelor Chaser 27 - More Like Stage-poached

    People on a beach share their problems; Blake has conflicts.

  20. Bachelor Chaser 26 - Jason is our hostage (feat. Cathy Coppin and Jason Lesage)

    We get a friend and the ride of a friend to talk about dumb boys and their dumb butts with us.

  21. Bachelor Chaser 25 - Parental Guidance Advised

    We take a time machine trip to a time before time was time. Time.

  22. Bachelor Chaser 24 - Gaslighting Utility Belt

    We're late but we have a good reason. Uhhhh....whatever.

  23. Bachelor Chaser 23 - Spirit of the Stairwell

    Luke gets ownnnnned lol get wrecked son

  24. Bachelor Chaser 22 - POD PEOPLE!!

    Hannah meets some families and it is awk and heck gurlfren. Also a fake Christian male experiences no consequences for his wickedness. How novel!

  25. Bachelor Chaser 21 - Ham-sterdam

    Everybody is a type of cured meat in this episode. We get into it with Cathy Coppin, who made our dope show logo.

  26. Bachelor Chaser 20 - 44% Trash Boys

    We get naked and push our no-no squares together on this episode. Just listen for the meowing sound. That's the squares smooshing. Smoosh.

  27. Bachelor Chaser 19 - Ol' Lukey Blue Eyes

    Holy shit just send him home already put us out of our misery. Plus: I make up a new anthem for the country of Latvia.

  28. Bachelor Chaser 18 - Commando Milk Boys

    We see some dongs and exhaust ourselves talking about a guy you would fully avoid eye-contact if you saw him on the sidewalk outside a bar, even if he was just minding his own business. We're back!

  29. Bachelor Chaser 17 - Scrimmage of Luke P.roportions

    A big lump of beef starts some beef. I make my child weep. We get into it.

  30. Bachelor Chaser 16 - Placenta Points for Jed

    We were on vacation so this is late, sorry teacher my dog ate my homework leave me alone you're not my real dad

  31. Bachelor Chaser 15 - Love Bombs

    Another week, another swarm of dong trying to suffocate our Hawnna in love. Also stay tuned to hear me burn my wife so bad it settles once and for all whether I am a good person or not (I am not).

  32. Bachelor Chaser 14 - God Shower

    The shitshow begins, some guy gets straight murked by two women in a van, and the guitar guy from Animal House is a frontrunner. God bless reality television. Watch Chris Harrison hardcore mack on my wife here. Fuck Alabama, fuck Georgia, praise Tecumsuh Sherman and U.S. Grant, may their work…

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  33. Bachelor Chaser 13 - Hunt for Red Flagtober

    The Bachelorette is starting again, which means another crop of goobers to sort through. We sort through their crapulence. Happy Birthday Aleesha!

  34. Episode 12 - No Spank Zone

    what would you do if your son was at home, cryin alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry? We find out. You can find The Incredible Years here. You can watch our daughter being a dork here.

  35. Episode 11 - Style Boyz 4 Life

    On this episode we look at parenting styles! Mine is skateboarding and extreme sports style. Discussed: https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/insight-therapy/201802/the-spanking-debate-is-over

  36. Episode 10 - Try It Hot

    We try talking about feeding babies and instead talk about everything, but also feeding solids to babies. We're the best at this tbh. Here is our kid eating and being adorable. The article that is good and Aleesha talked about near the end.

  37. Episode 9 - Cat-astrophe

    How to have kids with pets, or pets with kids, or kids and pets with potato gratin and a nice jus.

  38. Bachelor Chaser 11 - Blair Witch Project 3 - Book of Coltons

    Our friend Cathy comes by to watch Chris Harrison go Manhunter on Colton and for the wheels to come off the whole franchise. Find Cathy and her wonderful art on Instagram.

  39. Bachelor Chaser 10 - Halo Top Hot Seat™

    The women tell all, but does All need telling? Well, they got told regardless.

  40. Bachelor Chaser 9 - Call Colton Mint Jelly Cuz He's On The Lam (feat. Victoria Szakaly)

    Our friend Victoria stops in to help us dissect the dumbest most hilarious two hours of television I've ever seen. JUMP THE FENCE, COCO!

  41. Episode 8 - I Am The Greatest Student Of All Time

    How dare you suggest I have ADHD. We count down our favourite baby hacks, including that baby I saw just doing George Carlin bits in Istanbul.

  42. Bachelor Chaser 8 - Never Go To Alabama

    Hometowns is here! Hometowns is here! The end is near! Let's have a beer! Hometowns is here! Which way will he steer? Let's get into gear! Let's gawk and let's leer! And so on.

  43. Bachelor Chaser 7 - Rashomon X Gossip Girl

    DRAMZ! Listen to the dramz. Kick up the dramz. Drink a dramz of scotch. If your computer doesn't start try clearing the DRAM. It's Bachelor season and everybody's fishing for some beefcake.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A show about parenting with a Scottish name by two very not Scottish people.

HOSTED BY

Clinton and Aleesha Hallahan

Produced by Clinton Hallahan

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A show about parenting with a Scottish name by two very not Scottish people.

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Raising Bairns is created and hosted by Clinton and Aleesha Hallahan.
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