PODCAST · comedy
Ramjack
by Alexander Green and Brad Cupples
Brad Cupples and Alexander Green tackle tomfoolery, shenanigans, and goings-on in an unyielding quest to deliver a little thing the kids like to call "infotainment" Every week we discuss news, events, and/or personal anecdotes as well as review the finest sitcoms of the 80s in an attempt to learn from their often hidden virtues. Bangarang!
Episodes
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Episode 710 – Occasional Necromancy Inside The Crypt of Ramjack
It’s a casual episode as we peruse ebay and meet Gary, who is the worst. Alex has a work trip escape room experience. Also, we discuss SFW balloon jobs.
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Episode 709 – Nourishing the Madness of Ramjack: In the Labyrinth of Shadows
Alex is conceptually journey-mapping until all the slug-a-beds turn into rake-fires. Brad is being thwarted at every turn. We explore the world of Ward Detectives and new novelty foods.
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Episode 708 – Ramjacks 16th Annual 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream From Planet Earth’s Greatest Nation Wrapped In Fetishistic Nationalism As Baby Jesus Always Intended It.
We kick off the holiday season asking important questions and judging uncles. In the grand finale of T and T 3x21 “The Little Prince” we say farewell to our favorite gym based private investigator as well as Fritz and Nobby when the Sultan of Domain sells his country out for American exploitation.
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Episode 707 – On The Worst Day of Your Life - Ramjack Summons
Just how niche can an Instagram account be? Alex returns from travels and Brad reports from spook central. T and T 3x20 “Wild Willy and the Waves” introduces us to the worst husband and most obnoxious person, not in line at Horror Nights.
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Episode 706 – Beware: Ramjack Stalks The Everlasting Night
Alex takes a break from being unhelpful in an escape room to bring us tales from resort life. Brad is making fever-based purchases and not having his photo taken with the mayor from Jaws.
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Episode 705 – Do You Recognize The Crimson Silhouette of Ramjack
Alex returns from WhiteWasp Island. Brad is reading more of Alex’s books and preparing to encounter the nightmares of Ozzy Osbourne, for some reason. We take in another medical report about cyborgs and wistfully yearn for poison.
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Episode 704 – Escalation of Malice in the Court of Ramjack
Are dudes ok in 2026? We learn about the romance of Amish puppetry and quilting. There’s a shocking lack of genocide in Krypto 2: The Movie. In one of the weirdest episodes T and T 3x19 - "Turners Tale" takes us into a bizarre fever dream as Mr. T tells a child a baffling story.
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Episode 703 – Have You Made Your Final Peace with Ramjack the Malevolent?
Brad gets trapped in Trinidad and Alex has fallen down an Ink Master K-Hole. BoomerSlop vs gray and boring, which movie will you endure? In T and T 3x18 - "Suspect" Teri proves to be the worst lawyer ever.
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Episode 702 – Chained To The Alter Of Sanity: Ramjack Under Siege
The popcorn bucket podcast continues with reports from Masters of the Universe. Alex returns with a treasure trove of important historical documents. T and T 3x17 “Nightmare” is a bizarre and hasty race through some nonsense.
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Ramjack and the Death of Father Time: A New Year's Jubilee - Episode 25
Employ-of-the-month: FAIL. The science behind tiny sensitive hands is explored. Does the number four exist? Ask the 4and2'ers and prepare for an onslaught of idiocy. Surprise! Stress is not new. News Dealers are in your neighborhood and they are dealing news, to your KIDS! Drink Recipes for a new...
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The Red Snuggie of Ramjack: A Holiday Homecomming - Episode 24
Mail an Octopus for the new year, The Final Martha Stewart promises, an Oraganic Xmas = revolting, Walmart Drive Though, The happiest place doesn't know any better, Gray-haired tweens are disturbing the natural order of everything, Hey Internet bitches, let me have my spring roll in peace, Star...
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Ramjack’s Sweater: A Tale of Mystery for America - Episode 23
Hey you lazy fucking faux-cripple-scooter-bitch-people stop trying to see through your brain bones, because there's a 20 watt fountains in our brain that can't die, thus proving the axiom time minus time equals no time, and that's what we've got for you. NO TIME. This week brings more tips from...
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Carbon Monoxide Fury: A Cautionary Tale of Ramjack - Episode 22
The Macy's Pride/Christmas/White man oppressing Native Americans Parade, Martha Stewart bitchslap's Sarah Palin, Carly Simon apparently didn't die in 1929, Alex extols the virtues of "cooking" pre-cooked food out of plastic bags, we talk about some wild and wacky commercials from 1989, watch...
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Turkey Chasin' Hijinx a Ramjack Family Festival - Episode 21
Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers,it's a lucky 21 Thanksgiving super spectacular! Martha Stewart News, Alex curls up with his Hagen-daz and bunny slippers to give us a "Gossip Girl" and "90210" update, Brad Discovers "Sell This House" and learns what love is. Thanksgiving fun facts: Suprise!…
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High Flying Ramjack: An Adventure Story in the Air - Episode 20
Blockbuster is banking on magic to save them, sadly magic is out. Peter Cottontail has a cock on his back, a cock for science! A deranged Martha Stewart becomes our Celebrity Project Child of the month. Brad watches Inglorious Bastards and Venture Bros. And Alex watches his lady shows Gossip Girl...
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Entering Madness: The Catacombs of Ramjack - Episode 19
Lion OR Lying. Willie Ames is back in charge and he's going to zap your Roth IRA, An IMDB message board dramatic reading. Shows: Tswift on Snl, Parking Wars and more. Spacial reasoning for dummies, and a tasty haze of vicodin and muscle relaxers gently guide us into the situation room, where...
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Spookhouse Spectre: The Crypt of Ramjack - Episode 18
Episode 18 is here and it’s legal! Time to rock the vote. We finish our October Halloween extravaganza, receive a special poem, check in on Taylor Swift, discuss Halloween safety for you, your costumes, and your yard haunt, and who doesn’t love an old fashioned yard haunt? We watch Garfield’s...
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Jack O’ Lantern Rampage: The Laughter of Ramjack - Episode 17
It’s Spooktacular! Taylor Swift: Globe Trotter, Freemdom Stars: make your own! Spiders want to destroy our economy, Hey Kristen Stewart take a bath and shut the fuck up, Rush Limbaugh shutdown, Old people call phone sex line: Viva Viagra indeed, Oregon Trail becomes reality, a reality Karen...
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Pretty Pretty Princess and the Unicorn Tea Party: A Ramjack Adventure - Episode 16
The pretty pretty princess has landed, and nothing will ever be the same. It's the Ramjack Super Sweet Sixteen, so of course we have Miley and Taylor Swift updates, circumcisions, scaring and AIDS: What you need to know. Watch out for evil Alex from the future because he's out, about, and here to...
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Ramjack and White Light of Racial Purity: Island Edition - Episode 32
It's time for an easy going chat about these precious final few days of LOST. Jacob:Slack-Jawed Gorilla or Mentally Handicapped Neandertal which side are you on? Crazy moms is sorry for the rock she's about to put through your skull. Jacob's Aryan dreams = watch out Miles. Helmets, will you?
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Spring in your Step: A Connect The Dots with Ramjack – Episode 31
Dove promises go awry, the military is training robots to be afraid of us, revolutionary sixth grade game, Stop Molesting children, 5and2 Dramatic Reading “letter to a young girl”, outdoor cats don’t have a chance, silent 7’s, , well , adventures in drugs and driving.
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Ramjack and the Decorated Egg of Divinity: He is Risen - Episode 30
It's an Easter Spectacular! Welcome back baby jeezo. Dove Promises, Wisconsin are you ok? Ladies get a 5and2 slap to the mouth, meanwhile Catholics keep protecting wacko preds, A pocket for the 21st century, orangutan's love hot tub danger sex, Pet adoption fan-fiction, We take baby jeezo to ikea...
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Slip/Trip Trauma: a Warning from Ramjack - Episode 29
Dove Promises return and teach us to Inner-Jog, Colorado Libraries are the worst, Anna Martinez, Where are you? Sarah Palin is campaigning to be the new 4th godhead. MHC = the Slut Factor. Catholic douchebaggery, Apathy is the worst. Movie Theater Complaints, Twilight: New Moon, And Hoarders...
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Island Predator Raw: The Stolen Innocence of Ramjack - Episode 28
Another LOST special episode in which we speculate about the past and future of the Polar Bears, Sawyer and Miles "partnership", and Kate's inability to drive. Now with 400% more haikus!
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Robots of Shame and Failure: Ramjack Incorporated - Episode 27
Fashion forward, Cyrus Family Secrets, Asexual Lady Ants, Racist Jap Bees, We play Jeezo, Shroud, Albino , the 5and2's raise the dead, Elderly Server Farms Solve the Energy Crisis, Diesel gets stupid, Hoarding chrismas and mad vampire fashions. You best put on your science pants!
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Influenza de la Suidae: The Scourge of Ramjack - Episode 26
Stealing a KJ for the 5and2 set, baby tat's for Jeezo, 4and2 is the new Asian, The Folgers Coffee Company is a bastion of antiquated ideas about gender roles and societal obligations, Chiropractors in Connecticut, Nerd Ladies abound, and a bedazzled situation room for a new year. Hey Humanity…
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Ramjack and the Roving Reporters of Revelation: Island Edition! - Episode 25.5
It's a special mini-episode and we explore the spoils of the Lost Final Season Sweepstakes. Note: Contains Minor Spoilers if you have had your head completely in the sand. Brad's Life completely intersects with the Lost and he loses grip with reality. We also explore new means of product…
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Episode 679 – Earthbound Demigods: The Betrayers of Ramjack
Alex survives his pumpkin woes, Brad is being traumatized by terrible motivational speakers and unfathomably stupid business decisions. We are getting ready for the Halloween Creep while living a prepared lifestyle.
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Episode 678 – Is This The Shadow Of Ramjack That Forewarns My Death?
New Fall Decor is dropping and we are expecting all out chaos. We begin making our plans to infiltrate the Bass Pro Shop pyramid to harness all the powers of the Creepy Holler with our ceremonial Moonpie Dagger.
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Episode 677 – Turbulent Times The 15th Annual Ramjack 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream From Planet Earth’s Greatest Nation Wrapped In Fetishistic Nationalism As Baby Jesus Always Intended It
Where were you when he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died? Happy Holidays! We kick off the season by discussing the Holiday Classic "Madame Web"
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Episode 676 – Is It Your Sanity Or Your Life That Will Sustain Ramjack
Alex has some not-so-new ideas for dental treatment. Brad has some interesting new treats for those who receive. Alex ventures to a pop mart to locate a Pazuzu Labubu. People are Ticked Off! but those people also read the Bridge column of the Newspaper.
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Episode 701 – Tell Me The Rueful and Tragic History of Ramjack
It’s a chilled out casual episode as we discuss drugged sporting events like swimming or watching old episodes of Star Trek. We talk about some popcorn bucket strategy and explore some unpopular opinions and even less popular 80s movies.
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Episode 700 – Estuaries of Madness at the Feverish of Isle Ramjack
Chris joins us for our 700th episode and 17 years of recording them with a trip into 90’s to discuss Showtime’s spicy superhero romp “Black Scorpion” starring Joan Severance, Garrett Morris, and a power rangers costume. Grab your popcorn bucket and enjoy.
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Episode 699 – Ready Your Self for Exile at the hand of Ramjack
Join us as we approach 700 episodes of true value-tainment. Alex reports in on some board game drama and Brad is here to tell you about AI shopping. T and T 3x16 “TV Turner” is a baffling plot that we eventually work out.
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Episode 698 – Waiting For A Swift Demise: The Judgements of Ramjack
Grab your favorite Christian Pouch Drink and join us for this casual episode. We are getting ready for all of the summer blockbusters by finding the proper energy drink to put in our power swords. Also, many people are TICKED OFF!
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Episode 697 – Does the Memory of Ramjack Haunt Your Every Nightmare?
Alex explains all of the legal gray areas with drones and Brad catches up on all the movies. T and T 3x15 “The Butler Duet” puts T.S. undercover to protect a rich lady and her bird from a problem she created.
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Episode 696 – Nameless Victims Obliterated in the Wake of Ramjack
Join us for some sage monthly career advice and/or banishments and please leave those stuffed animals at home. T and T 3x14 “Mr. Big” puts Fritz and Nobby on trial for being criminal masterminds.
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Episode 695 – Architects of the Coming of Ramjack Prepare
Alex has returned from doing whatever he wants in Mexico without stealing art and Brad has encountered the worst dessert ever. We explore DNA quantum binding with Joe Camel on the astral plane.
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Episode 694 – Do You Dream of Ramjack at the Triumph of Shades?
Welcome to The Undertone a podcast recorded bit by bit over the course of a week. Who is the best marathon mascot? Moneys are loving crystals and trying to harness their power in all 3 bodies. T and T 3x13 “The Curse” gives us an amazing fake funeral that teaches us to hate cops even more than...
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Episode 693 – Entranced by the Secret Song of Ramjack
It’s a creepy casual episode as Alex is getting a pitch from his doctor. Brad and Dan report in on the latest antics of small children forced into haunted house labor at Sir Henry’s. Grab your favorite Eldritch Candy and enjoy.
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Episode 692 – Return of the Storied Beast of Ramjack
Alex reports in on the latest libertarian techdunce literature from Middle School dropout turned Fanfiction writer/cult inspirer Eliezer Yudkowsky. Meatloaf and apple pie are back on the menu. T and T 3x12– “Terri’s Flame-Thief of Heart” brings back Smilin’ Ryan and gives us a town full of people...
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Episode 691 – Every Coward is Left Obliterated in the Sight of Ramjack
We meet some disturbing new friends with the return of “Strange Addict… or Smells like a Halibut. T and T 3x11– “A Place in History” introduces us to Phony Squealer Cut-man and make sus wonder how much brain damage Teri has sustained.
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Episode 690 – The Manichean Achievements for the Advancement of Ramjack
Alex discovers some very questionable new tech and Brad checks in on the latest Avatar for some reason and also the murder-chimp thriller “Primate”. T and T 3x10 – “Silent Witness” asks the important question are deaf people basically just dogs? And we are all voting Teddy Bear in the metro...
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Episode 689 – Tantrums and Pronouncements of the Ramjack Regal Admiralty
We give an important Crazy Doozy 2026 updates including Magic, technology, and Moonpies. T and T 3x09 - “Movie Madness” brings back Fritz and Nobby and truly amazing scheme of romance, disaster, and boxing.
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Episode 688 – Ancient Feuds Amongst the Sovereign Order of Ramjack
We are in a post-holiday casual episode. Alex is laden in pants and delivering chairs from Santa. We summon some rain using a creepy chant and explore solo board games. Also David Lynch communes with the spirit of the Dark Phoenix.
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Episode 687 –Testimony of the Haunted at the Conviction of Ramjack
Join us as we travel back in time to a preholiday era. Alex reports on Texas antics and phony cops. We take a look at Israeli “comedy” and black Friday juicers. Why are still changing time and is this affecting our brown core bananas?
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Episode 686 – Oh The Hysterical Wails of the Winter Wraith of Ramjack
It’s a holiday spectacular in which we delve into some Gary Busey holiday meal plans. Brad and Dan get holiday spooks via questionable child labor laws. We discuss the Amazon original movie “Merv” which is about a cute dog for the first hour then is just depressing.
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Episode 685 –Ghastly Visages in the Ramjack Hall of Renown
Chris joins us as we delve into the kooky comedy/horror film House (1985) in which a house snatches the greatest American war heroes child because some soldiers that went to Vietnam just cannot get enough of being the worst.
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Episode 684 – Anecdotal Anarchy at the Ramjack Processional Pancake Breakfast
Dick Cheney is dead and Zohran Mamdani is mayor of New York. We are celebrating the post spooky season with gusto, tactical birken bags for tier one operators, and artisanal sardines. Also, we look forward to some very questionable recipes for your holiday tables.
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Episode 683 – Rise of the Coven of Were-Beasts a Ramjack Predicament
It’s a truly spooky non-casual episode as we avoid local Ohio soap operas to delve into Tales From The Darkside 3x05 “The Geezenstacks” and 4x16 “Family Reunion” and have a run in with the frightful GabaGhoul.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Brad Cupples and Alexander Green tackle tomfoolery, shenanigans, and goings-on in an unyielding quest to deliver a little thing the kids like to call "infotainment" Every week we discuss news, events, and/or personal anecdotes as well as review the finest sitcoms of the 80s in an attempt to learn from their often hidden virtues. Bangarang!
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