Episodes
-
1 Year in the Books!!
Welcome back Ramptards!! HYPE THIS VIDEO!! This week we celebrate our 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!! Thank yall for watching and Don’t forget to call in for FIONA CALL ME where we play voicemails you guys leave us!! 615-547-8824!! If you really love us and want to show your support come hang out over at…
more -
POOPGINA!!
Welcome back Ramptards!! HYPE THIS VIDEO!! Thank yall for watching and Don’t forget to call in for FIONA CALL ME where we play voicemails you guys leave us!! 615-547-8824!! If you really love us and want to show your support come hang out over at the RUP Patreon where we dive a little deeper into...
-
Don't Buckle Up
Welcome back Ramptards!! HYPE THIS VIDEO!! Thank yall for watching and Don’t forget to call in for FIONA CALL ME where we play voicemails you guys leave us!! 615-547-8824!! Thanks for watching! If you really love us and want to show your support come hang out over at the RUP Patreon where we dive…
more -
People Pleasing Pillows
Welcome back Ramptards!! HYPE THIS VIDEO!! This episode was too off the rails to recap so enjoy! Thank yall for watching and Don’t forget to call in for FIONA CALL ME where we play voicemails you guys leave us!! 615-547-8824!! Thanks for watching! If you really love us and want to show your…
more -
Reunion Bomb
Welcome back Ramptards!! HYPE THIS VIDEO!! Matt's reunion didn't go as planned! Thank yall for watching and Don’t forget to call in for FIONA CALL ME where we play voicemails you guys leave us!! 615-547-8824!! Thanks for watching! If you really love us and want to show your support come hang out...
-
Sweeney's Weenies
Welcome back Ramptards!! HYPE THIS VIDEO!! Thank yall for watching and Don’t forget to call in for FIONA CALL ME where we play voicemails you guys leave us!! 615-547-8824!! Thanks for watching! If you really love us and want to show your support come hang out over at the RUP Patreon where we dive…
more -
Customer Disservice
Welcome back Ramptards!! Back with a brand new grievance...VIVINT SECURITY!! Don’t forget to call in for FIONA CALL ME where we play voicemails you guys leave us!! 615-547-8824!! Thanks for watching! If you really love us and want to show your support come hang out over at the RUP Patreon where…
more -
Stiff Riffs
Welcome back Ramptards!! Back from LA this week we address how to bail on plans and get ready to riff!! Don’t forget to call in for FIONA CALL ME where we play voicemails you guys leave us!! 615-547-8824!! Thanks for watching! If you really love us and want to show your support come hang out over...
-
Mobile Homelander
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week Matt gets a new hat, we address the current state of comedy thanks to a call in from one of our favorite TREONS and how cancel culture has actually affected some comics!! All around a dang good time and we're glad you're here!! Don’t forget to call in for FIONA...
-
Ugliest Country
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we rate our looks, intelligence, and personality!! How fun!! We also address the hard hitting questions like what is the ugliest state in America and what is the ugliest country. Who doesn't love that?! Don’t forget to call in for FIONA CALL ME where we play...
-
MSG & The Southwest Stinker
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we recap our trip to NYC and Fiona's experience at MADISON SQUARE GARDEN for Kill Tony!! We also talk about the day gravity stopped for 7 seconds, and answer from The Book of Questions!! Don’t forget to call in for FIONA CALL ME where we play voicemails you guys...
-
Plead The Fifth
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we ask the question “If you had to create one Mandela Effect what would it be?” We’d love to hear from you guys too! We also talk about AI taking jobs, things we would change in our pasts, and just an all around fun hang! Don’t forget to call in for FIONA CALL…
more -
FIONA TURNS 30!!
Welcome back Ramptards!! FIONA TURNED 30!! We talk all about her birthday celebrations, her recent stand out sets as one of the New Faces at Just For Laughs in Montreal, and then revisit a very creepy interaction with Uber Eats delivery guy!! Also Matt SOLD OUT his first ever headlining show at...
-
Libbie Higgins is BACK!!
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week the Queen returns!! Libbie was one of our favorite guests we've ever had and we were so happy to run it back!! You know her from @TrailerTalesPod , Ms. Crystal's Podcast Program, and all her hilarious characters she's created throughout the years. She is truly…
more -
Resting Worried Face w/Brian Bates
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we got the most worried looking man in America, Brian Bates!! You may know Bates from the Public Figures Podcast, Nateland, and you've seen him on tour with Nate Bargatze!! And NOW he has his very first special "Worried" releasing July 24th on the Nateland YT...
-
Anthony Norman (Company Retreat)
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we got America's sweetheart Anthony Norman from Jury Duty Presents: Company Retreat!! If you haven't seen Company Retreat, it is hands down one of the best shows we've ever seen and we talk all about it!! From what happened on the show and how it has affected…
more -
Got Milk?
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we're back with call ins from you guys for FIONA CALL ME and Matt found some ridiculous new conspiracies involving milk, the moon, and "doppelgängers"!! As always if you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild questions for FIONA…
more -
Who Wears The Pants?
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week Fiona ruins Matt's brand new merch and we finally find out who really wears the pants in their relationship. A really goofy episode and a really good time!! We love you guys and thank you for tuning in! As always if you wanna call in with your best "Would you...
-
Vinny Guadagnino
Welcome back Ramptards!! CABS HERE!! This week we got VINNY G from JERSEY SHORE!! One of our funnest guests yet, Vinny is truly one of the kindest people we've met and we talk all about life before, during, and after Jersey Shore and what it was like being on one of the most influential reality…
more -
Bruised & ABoozed
Welcome back Ramptards!! NIGHT POD!! This week we recap our trip to a SOLD OUT show in Chattanooga where Fiona got to catch up with old college friends, we drop our brand new choreographed dance live on the pod, and take a call from a lady with a very peculiar question. As always if you wanna…
more -
Crackin' Cold Ones
Welcome back Ramptards!! NIGHT POD!! This week we kick back relax and crack some cold ones! We get a pretty crazy Would You Rather and finally get back to some missed calls from you lovely people! As always if you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild questions for...
-
IT'S IN OUR FOOD!!
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we we talked about our newest obsession, the movie Obsession! We also rant about the driving force behind cancer in this country, and take a dive into some of Fiona's unseen struggles and realizations living life from a wheelchair. As always if you wanna call in...
-
Netflix Ain't No Joke
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we finally get to recap our awesome time in LA at Netflix is a Joke Fest!! A lot of fun stories. We met a ton of really nice people (some you may know). We talk about our feelings on the roast of Kevin Hart as well. As always if you wanna call in with your best...
-
Short or Fat? w/Connor Larsen
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we sit down with our buddy/comedian Connor Larsen and we answer some of the hardest Would You Rathers! We talk to him about life before comedy and wildest comedian names in the game! Go follow Connor on all social media, @ConnorLarsenComedy and if you live in TN...
-
Hobos in Hoboken
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we recap one of the roughest gigs in a long time but we had fun either way!! A lot of cool things coming up we can’t wait to share! And as always if you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild questions for FIONA CALL ME...hit us…
more -
Batman & Throbbin
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we recap our trip to Florida for shows and the National Ataxia Foundation conference with Bill Nye!! Also, Matt gets a very cool opportunity to perform at one of the greatest venues in the country with only one "minor" hiccup. We're having a blast on the road…
more -
LA & AUSTIN
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week Fiona recaps her recent trip to LA and her most recent appearance on KT!! We also take some calls from you guys and Matt of course comes with a new conspiracy for the ramptards! And as always if you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story…
more -
Dusty Slay
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we're having a good time with one of our favorite guests DUSTY SLAY!! We talk to Dusty about life before comedy, throw him some interesting Would You Rathers, and dive deeper into some more recent conspiracies as Dusty even brings his own!! All around a good…
more -
Uncle Lazer
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we got the wild child, rattlesnake styled, sleeveless sleeper cell Uncle Lazer in the studio!! We talk about life before comedy, losing his virginity, and all the mullet fueled mischief since. We cover some crazy new conspiracies and even learn how beer saved…
more -
Dad Strength w/Lee Kimbrell
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we have our first returning guest and reigning grip strength champion LEE KIMBRELL back on the pod!! We talk about life as a new dad, order pizza, explore some crazy conspiracies, and put his strength to the test yet again! We love Lee and you will too! Enjoy…
more -
From CULT to Comedy w/Chase Harter
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we have our buddy/comedian Chase Harter with us!! We talk about his wild past from becoming a Muay Thai Champion to unknowingly joining a CULT!! We also came up with a fun little game for this episode called NAME THAT CULT! Enjoy the episode and go follow Chase...
-
Aaron Weber
What up Ramptards!! This week we have one of our most favorite comedian friends ever on the pod, AARON WEBER!! We talk philosophy, mock trial, Morgan Freeman, and we answer some of the hardest hitting "Would You Rathers" you guys sent in! Hell, Aaron even came ready with a few deep thoughts of…
more -
“How Y'all Boink?”
Welcome back Ramptards!! We decided add a little magic into this episode. Did it work? Ehhhh. Y'all decide. This week Fiona reads some comments from her posts, we try our smallest bites in honor of Micky D's top dawg, and Matt brings awareness to the internets most pressing conspiracies on the...
-
Fiona Gets Bullied
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week Fiona has her hot takes on some riveting moments in reality TV, we address our biggest bully moments growing up, and get one of our best WOULD YOU RATHERs yet from FIONA CALL ME. If you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild...
-
MATT LEFT ME
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we recap the road, give some hot takes on JETWAY JESUSES, listen to some interesting voicemails for FIONA CALL ME, and Matt has yet another crazy conspiracy. If you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild question...hit us up!!...
-
First Lady Trafficked?!
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we recap our recent shows on the road, take some wild voicemails for FIONA CALL ME, and Matt has concocted yet another crazy conspiracy. If you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild question...hit us up!! 615-547-8824 Love you…
more -
We're Getting Deported!!
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we recap our time in LA, San Diego, and strips clubs!! with the lovely folks of Chandler. THEN!! We try to to see if we can pass the US Citizenship test lol let us know how you did too!! If you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or…
more -
Slob on the Pod
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we recap our weekend in Arizona with the lovely folks of Chandler. The shows ripped and the crowds were siiiiick. We take some calls from all of you that called in and perhaps our best caller yet. Sweet sweet lady. If you wanna call in with your best "Would you...
-
Helen Keller FAKING IT?
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we address a WILD conspiracy theory involving Helen Keller, comback with some new hot takes, take a few phone calls, and recap Fiona’s recent experience on This Past Weeknd with Theo. If you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild...
-
New Years in Austin!!
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we talk about our everything from our trip to Austin Texas for NYE, Netflix, and Kill Tony!! Matt regurgitates some pretty disturbing conspiracy theories and we answer some more voicemails from Fiona Call Me!! If you wanna call in with your best "Would you...
-
DON'T DO THAT ACCENT
Welcome back Ramptards!! This week Fiona & Matt explore some risky accents, try to figure out whose joke is whose, and answer some more voicemails from Fiona Call Me!! If you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild question...hit us up!! 615-547-8824 Love you guys…
more -
DID WE GO TOO FAR?
HAPPY NEW YEAR RAMPTARDS!! This week weintroduce a new segment HOT WHEELS' HOT TAKES where Fiona and Matt have some controversial takes on recent pop culture, trends, and social media mishaps. Let's have a great 2026!! Love you guys and thank you for listening! If you really love us and want to...
-
2025 Changed My Life
What up RAMPTARDS!! This week we recap the INSANE year we’ve had and how amazing Fiona’s first full year as a full time comic has been! Fiona’s mom calls in to unknowingly answer a WILD “Would You Rather” and Matt introduces his latest alter ego, Matty Light. If you want your WYR to be answered…
more -
Mariah Carey Christmas & The Bad Neighbor
What up RAMPTARDS!! This week we meet a new neighbor we love and revisit the one we don't. Also, Matt confirms his theory about Vegas and recaps his terrible time at the Mariah Carey Christmas Show. As always we take some great calls and "Would You Rathers" for our favorite segment FIONA CALL ME...
-
DJ Rybski
What up RAMPTARDS!! This week we got our good friend and hilarious Chicago comedian DJ Rybski (@djrybski) on the pod!! He’s the man. We love him to death and hope you will too!! Be sure to give him a follow and go see him anytime he’s around your town!! Love you guys and thank you for listening!…
more -
Italians Anonymous
What up RAMPTARDS!! This week we recap two very different Thanksgivings and get a pretty wild “Would You Rather” on FIONA CALL ME!! Fiona also gets an awesome gift from a fan and Matt as always has some half baked conspiracy theory. We wanna hear more “Would you rather” calls from you guys so...
-
Skankfest
Back from Skankfest and boy are Fi's arms tired!! We talk all about it this week and even take some crazy calls for FIONA CALL ME!! Thank you guys for listening and please call in!! 615-547-8824
-
The Tonight Show!!
What up RAMPTARDS!! We're back from the MOTHER FRIGGIN TONIGHT SHOW!! And we're so excited to share everything that went down!! We also take some very cool very interesting calls on FIONA CALL ME and can't wait to hear from more of you guys. So please call in 615-547-8824!! Love you guys and…
more -
Honeymoon Madness
What's up RAMPTARDS!! We're back from our honeymoon in Cabo and we're recapping the good, bad, and the ugly. We also take some calls that lead to one of the most disgusting conversations to date. So please chime in. Love you guys and thank you for listening! If you really love us and want to show...
-
WE GOT MARRIED!!
What's up RAMPTARDS!! We finally tied the knot! We're back from the wedding and excited to share all the excitement, drama, and hilarity from our big week! No calls this week but we'll get back to them next week! Love you guys and thank you for listening! If you really love us and want to show…
more