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Random Nothing Podcast

by Matthew Eveland, Jesse Travis

Matt Eveland and Jesse Travis talk about whatever comes up: the news, the weirder corners of the internet, and whatever happened since the last recording. Fifty-nine episodes plus a bonus, recorded between 2014 and 2016.

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  1. Episode 59 – I Could Have Held a Dime

    We open with a recap of the past month. You can fast forward through it, you will not hurt my feelings. Jesse hurts himself, this time it isn't at the gym. We move on to private conversations that should be happening in private not the show. We move on to an elderly woman giving birth. Off to the...

  2. Episode 58 – I Kind Of Want To Get In My Car And Go Home

    Episode 58 opens with some chitty chatty. I see a few movies over the weekend. We talk future living arrangement for the fam. This episode we have an honest converstation to open the show. We discuss the recent mass shooting in Orlando Florida and the public's reaction to it, that's when we get...

  3. Episode 57 – People Are Stupid

    We open with the idea of no social media. Can it be done? absolutely! are we going too? Not a chance! I have been found out. Honestly, it was bound to happen. Bring it! This brings a new dynamic to my life, it creates conversations. So in your life, are you a nervous talker? Must you engage in...

  4. Episode 56 – I’m Still Working In Here

    Episode 56 - I'm Still Working In Here We open. Mushy Matt pleads his case. Nude beaches are really just for old white men. The out of shape kinds. Jesse explains this time dilemmas with children. I try to try to explain dads that babysitting. Potty training leads to murder. We transition to...

  5. Episode 55 – Does Anyone Else See This Right Now?

    Episode 55 starts with a big thanks to Mr. John Denney for being on the show. Thanks! We start with the week that was. Jesse had a huge life changing event take place. Good for him! Congrats to the four of you! We learn that Jesse doesn't like the view. I try to ignore the crazies, but they are...

  6. Episode 54 – Let’s Talk Shop

    Episode 54 - Let's Talk Shop For Episode 54, Mr. John Denney joins me to talk polotics. We talk about a few topics, but it all comes down to voting. If you want your voice heard one way or another, get out and vote. The views expressed by the host/guest of this show are strictly theirs. No...

  7. Episode 53 – We’re on 53?

    Episode 53 starts out with a big thank you to Jessie Keller. Thanks again for being on the show. We preview the future, Mr. John Denney will once again join us. We have questions and he has answers. It is going to be a good show. Ok enough randomness, onto the show. Mustache March is upon us.…

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  8. Episode 52 – I’ll Start Monday

    This week we have a special guest on the show, Jessie Keller. We ask questions about her fitness quest to be a champion. So sit back and enjoy the episode. But before she joins us, we have the normal back and forth banter. Both Jesse and I are addicted. At least mine is good, as opposed to the…

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  9. Episode 51 – It Depends On Who Your Cashier Is

    We start with an example of me misinterpreting song lyrics, Cant feel my face: The Weekend. Oops. Jesse upgrades his router to something nice and his internet woes are no more. Because we are a few weeks removed we talk about Superbowl XL. We discuss the week that was. I talk about Butterbeer…

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  10. Episode 50 – And We’re Back

    Episode 50! 50! 50! Man it feels good to be back. After a very long absence we are back. We explain why we have been away from so long. Meanwhile, Facebook is broadcasting the internet to the masses, Facebook satellite will beam internet access to Africa. We move to Amazon.com using drones for...

  11. Episode 49 – Stick To The Beer And You’re In The Clear.

    Episode 49 opens with Jesse wondering about my new glasses. we kind of explain why the show has not been out, business. We deal with internet connectivity issues, which ultimately gets the best of us. Jesse "attends" his 10 year reunion and learns that he is too old to be drinking like it's going...

  12. Episode 48 – Craft Vapery

    Josh from CraftVapery.com joins us as we talk about vaping. But before we start we have stuff to talk about. We open with a metaphorical circle jerk which quickly turns south. Then we get back on track, and Josh joins us and provides some insight into the vape world. In this episode we talk about...

  13. Episode 47 – Free-Thinking Robots

    Episode 47 we start right off the bat with the week that was. I talk about the The National Gallery. As well as a little bit about Mother's Days and gifts. We move on. Jesse relives his Mother's Days gift giving bust. We move to what becomes the topic for the week, Her, where we talk about the...

  14. Episode 46 – There’s A Record Button?

    Episode 46 opens with some small talk before we connect with Brennen our special guest. We move right in with some conversation about children and cell phones. Eventually we move to the week that way. The English Channel is cold! This gets us talking about sharks, @MaryLeeShark specifically. I...

  15. Episode 45 – It Helps Out With A Sandwich

    Episode 45 opens with on the moral high ground. I ponder if we should release the episodes on vinyl for all those hipsters who like quality sound. If you're curious as to how vinyl records are made here is a video, Vinyl Records - How they are made?. I provide a glimpse in to my childhood with an...

  16. Episode 44 – Special Delivery

    Episode 44 opens with the introduction of my in studio guest, BuPhu. Jesse begins by telling us about is bee smashing event on the interstate. we move to spider videos, where I am challenged to fact check that humans eat one spider a year on average, fact check says your wrong. We divert the...

  17. Episode 43 – I Don’t Put On Real Pants Until I Know I’m Going Someplace

    Episode 43 - We open the week that was with my selfie stick observations. We talk a little bit about my trip to the British Museum And the unhealthy collection of coffee mugs that are within my home. We then move on to Jesse's week. He spends some time in Las Vegas. He also learns that growing…

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  18. Episode 42 – See You Later I’m Gonna Get A Churro

    Episode 42 - opens with some (fantasy) baseball talk. We discuss Instant Replay in Baseball in which I am torn between having it and not having it. Jesse thinks im part of the problem, but im not. Eventually we move to the week that was. Jesse puts a good spin on my mundane week. Thanks Jesse....

  19. Episode 41 – 0010110 0111110

    Episode 41 - Crazy Prophet from Epsiode 27 joins us as a special special guest. We begin with the week that was, I talk about my concert buying excperiance and am ridiculed for nothing. The song I tried to play was Fairly Local by Twenty One Pilots. I also take an phone call during the podcast…

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  20. Episode 40 – Do More Little

    Episode 40 - We ponder the origin of the closet. We talk paintings. March Madness is upon us. Some how we talk good samaritan finding cash, what would you do? We talk pets. Jesse enlightens me on #Splooting. We talk the "Pros and Cons" of the current gaming systems, XBox One and PS4, of which we...

  21. Episode 39 – BMBSHEL? More Like Troll!

    Episode 39 begins with feline barf. It's your own fault ThatManJ_Trav. A correction to something we misspoke about last week, Neanderthals, bigger brains, smaller bodies. #Fact With all this reference to education we become enlightened about the Ivy League. We move on to the week that was, I went...

  22. Episode 38 – I’ve Been Knowledged

    Episode 38 begins with a little back and forth and tea. We review the week that was. I go to the movies. Then Jesse does it, tries to coin his own phrase, #nosay. WFT does that even mean? I have a great idea for a reality TV show, I Peaked in High School. You're welcome MTV, you have my…

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  23. Episode XXXVII – Live Your Life On Shuffle

    Episode XXXVII opens with some numbers talk, Roman Numerals that is. #StepUpYourDigitGame The week that was starts with some positive talk about life and sun. With the sun out, Jesse goes to the beach and misplaces his shirt. And Jesse decides to do the 10 year reuninon. I have some little girl…

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  24. Episode 36 – You Look Like A #Blimer

    Episode 36 opens on the ones and twos, where we theorize about DJs and the art of. As it is a new week, it is more of my by myself, gosh I need friends. Jesse does more traveling, this time closer to home. We talk movies, The Wedding Ringer and Rubber. Jesse binge watches is favorite shows on...

  25. Episode 35 – You Look Like A Guy That Buys A 12 Pack A Week

    A special episode. We open this will with snack food talk, Quavers are delisous! We move straight in to the week that was, and mine was coming up #WINNING. Until Debbie Downer shows up to tell me how bad his life desicions were. Baseball season is coming soon. Jesse's week is good, he met former...

  26. Episode 34 – What Episode Is This?

    Ahh Episode 34 gets started on the right foot. Dance moves all around for us. Jesse talks about his coast to coast trip, as well as several observations he had. I like to call these Jesse's Do's and Don'ts. Dont drive in blind spots. Do - Drink coffee. Don't sleep on the shoulder of the highway.…

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  27. Episode 33 – She’s Like, Give Me Yours

    And now with the holiday season is over we can get back at this. Episode 33 opens with some cheerful back and forth, each of us in our own right makes everyone a little dumber. We share our holiday activities. Jesse gets a GoPro . The art of taking a great photo is reintroduced from Episode 6. I...

  28. Episode 32 – Christmas Comes Early

    Episode 32 opens with weather watch 2014 from California as Jesse describes the chaos that is happening in the great state of California. We catch up with some small talk. Jesse tells us about his softball fail and move right into the show topics. The first news topics deals with an MP, who…

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  29. Episode 31 – Time To Give Back

    Episode 31 opens with some "D" and "B" talk. Jesse's computer is just old and it is time for an upgrade, quit being cheap Jesse. We talk about History.com and Decembeard. To just two common guys, "Decembeard" seems like a failed/failing marketing campaign to raise awareness for something. Then...

  30. Episode 30 – Vigilante Justice

    We begin Episode 30 trying to figure out what episode we are on, and that is 30. We can't believe that we have created 30 episodes of the show. Thanks to you for listening to them. And if you haven't listened to all 30, that is fine we will not hold it against you. Jesse suggest a new show name…

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  31. Episode 29 – It’s A Flavor Saver

    We open explaining why we have been late putting out an episode, Amazon.com. But with that we discuss the benefits of Amazon Prime We discuss things you should not explain to a four year old out of fear of a break down. Jesse brings up my Movember stache. I think it is doing phenomenal all things...

  32. Episode 28 – We’re Slogan Guys

    Episode 28 opens with some light computer talk. We suggest a name change for Apple. I talk about Bonfire Night, here is my picture. Jesse is prepping for a upcoming bow hunt. But the joy stops there as his daughter wants to show him what she ate. We quickly shift from child vomit to dog toys. We...

  33. Episode 27 – We’ll (Wu Tang) Clan up.

    Episode 27 We bust out in song, we shouldn't. As we wait for Chris, who is not punctual, Siri tells me she's my BFF. I mean I guess. As we are still waiting for Chris, Jesse starts to think he is a hoarder. I think he is just a packrat, but apparently they are synonyms. You win this round Jesse....

  34. Episode 26 – Call me a Sir

    Episode 26 begins with some knighthood talk. It appears that non-monarchal states can offer such honors as well, so there is a shot for all of us after all. We shift gears to movies. I try to tell Jesse about Charlton Heston star of such films as, Ben Hur (1959) , Plante of the Apes (1968), and…

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  35. Episode 25 – In The Clouds Where It’s Light And Fluffy

    Episode 25 starts with pure nonsense. We have been away from the show for some time but that will not stop us! I update everyone as to where I am in the world, while Jesse tries to impersonate someone with a british accent. We talk about driving on the left side of the road. I tell about how one...

  36. Episode 24 – You’re Quick to Judge

    Episode 24 opens with angry typing. Jesse ponders why our societies has an inability to talk to one another and the possibility of just screwing with everyone. We talk about the voices in our heads and what they really sound like. My neighbor joins the podcast as a special guest. Jesse introduces...

  37. Episode 23 – Dusting off the Mics

    Episode 23 Man has it been a long time since we recorded, like three weeks. We are behind the times. We open with some what going on and that's vacation. And the worst part is the suitcase I live out of. Flying becomes a topic, we talk about pet peeves on a plane, cell phone use, and what the…

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  38. Episode 22 Swimming with the Sharks

    Episode 22 Please note: we are at the mercy of the medium we use. Once we figure it out, the quality of the shows will improve. Jesse starts by telling us about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. And I feel as if we have some deja vu talking about Megan Fox. We transition to our guest, Scott...

  39. Episode 21 – I Apologize

    Episode 21. What is up with those stick figure family stickers? And the stickers that make fun of those stickers. And as it seems the norm, we discuss tv shows. First, I bash the The Quest, then I suggest that Raising Hope isn't worth anyones time. Eventually I finish it off with Manhattan. Shark...

  40. Episode 20 – The Inside Story of a Man Plummeting to Earth

    Episode 20 starts right off with my tell of skydiving. I cant recommend it, but if it is your thing by all means go for it. Ok story telling time with Matt is over. Jesse suggest that he fell victim to the infamous Meriod. I tend to think it's him just being moody. Then I get lectured over my…

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  41. Episode 19 – I’m a Promoter of Things

    Episode 19 opens with Jesse describing his hair incase he evacuates his home in the middle of the night. And I go into a rant about my computer taking weeks to back up. Jesse adds some follow up to his Perris Big Dreams Softball experience. And about how much of an awesome lunch date he is. I…

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  42. Episode 18 – Be Our Show Ponies

    Episode 18, here we go! We start with Jesse showing off his vocal skills and the hope of better sound quality. Jesse then opens up about his frustrations about fellow parkers. And wonders if the "manscaping" that he does is a bit too much? I purpose that my satchel is in the same arena, Jesse...

  43. Episode 17 – I’d Just Go Out There and Blast Balls

    This week we have Coach Curren joining us for Episode 17. But before we get to Coach, we talk about some stuff. Jesse opens up about his night alone, where eventually he ends up gaming with a bunch of nerds. Chase Curren is the head football coach at Elgin High School (Facebook.com) Coach Curren...

  44. Episode 16 – Survival of the Fittest

    We open Episode 16 with some fitness competition banter. Followed by some technical issues. We pick back up with Jesse talking about his Candy Crush addiction. after we work out some mic issues we get to business. We talk about bathroom hygiene. Wash your hands! We talk about some key items that...

  45. Episode 15 – Cowboy Adventure

    Episode 15 opens with Jesse telling us about his cowboy adventure. How he looks so official in his felt cowboy hat. Is Chitty Chitty Bang Bang really that bad? I guess it is time to re-watch it as an adult. Shout out to _Rick87 of Top Klass Brand. We then discuss the awesome hair styles of the...

  46. Episode Denney

    In this special episode, Jesse and I are joined by John Denney. Mr. Denney is running for the 6th Congressional District of Minnesota. We open with some small fantasy baseball banter. Then Jesse starts with the questions. Mr. Denney explains the candidate/ballot process. And why he has already…

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  47. Episode 14 – Jesse’s Return From Vacation

    After a a long vacation Jesse is back. We start with him telling the world about his flight. And how often people forget to be courteous. We transition slightly to weak crimes. No one wants to be in just for something weak. Jesse describes how to give the best man speech and how not to give the...

  48. Episode 13 – Stop Calling Me Names

    We open Episode 13 with me wondering why everyone calls me a hipster, to include my brother. Jesse offers his suggestion. Jesse gives us an update to his hair crisis, then mocks me for mine...Are beauty contestants really like that? I talk about my wedding experience and how I’m a horrible…

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  49. Episode 12 – It’s got that Matt Touch

    We open the show talking about Jesse's lifehack key/bottle combo. Check out Lifehacker.com for some cool tips and tricks. I then tell Jesse about my recent weekend activities. I buy a sweet new jacket picked out by my daughter. I add some character to an old painting. Jesse explains his horrible...

  50. Episode 11 – What’s Eating You?

    In this episode, we catch up on the week that was. Jesse tells us about his dodgeball tournament. And how his old age is finally catching up with him. We briefly talk about the new instant reply rule in baseball. Each of us weighs in on if it is good for the game or not. We offer some examples,...

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Matt Eveland and Jesse Travis talk about whatever comes up: the news, the weirder corners of the internet, and whatever happened since the last recording. Fifty-nine episodes plus a bonus, recorded between 2014 and 2016.

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