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Random with Tony Scott
by Tony Scott
It’s a podcast about Random things. Pop culture, politics, fatherhood, sports, totally Random.
Episodes
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The Milk Crate Challenge
A look at things in the news, political, pop culture and things that you may have missed.
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Simone Biles is a Multi Level G.O.A.T.
Simone Biles is a multi-level G.O.A.T. Lamar Jackson of the Baltimore Ravens gets COVID for the second time. It's easy to believe conspiracy theories about healthcare. People are wearing disguises to get their COVID vaccine. Who wants to get COVID from their chicken fried steak? Lizzo hasn't…
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When a Joke is Not a Joke
A police chief didn't know when a joke is not a joke. Cosby is out. But is he innocent? She'Carri Richardson accepts it. Why don't we? Miss Jones is spilling all her tea. The one thing a smart car doesn't have. Cities that are ready to cheat include a few in Florida. The search for survivors is...
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Is 22 and a Half Years Enough?
Derek Chauvin got 22 and a half years for murdering George Floyd. Is 22 and a half years enough? Horrible tragedy in Surfside, Florida. Was it preventable. Rudy Giuliani gets his law license suspended. Is it a free speech issue. Rihanna was turned away from a bar. A new record has been set for...
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Ladies Check Those Flowers!
A florist is in trouble for wanting to see a woman naked one time. Ladies check those flowers! Dr. Dre is officially single but it ain't over. Wendy Williams took her shot with Gary Owen. Kim Kardashian is 0-2. Health care worker allegedly steals dead patients credit card to buy snacks. Ex model...
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Mustard on Watermelon and Other Things
Mustard on watermelon and other things. Like Trump's reinstatement. Chauvin wanting probation. A mom tries to shoot a puppy but shot her 5 year old. Would you listen to someone rant for 3 or 4 hours? An artist sold a sculpture of absolutely nothing for $18,000. A high school fires 7 coaches over...
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Voting May Be Very Different in 2022
Texas is the latest state to pass laws that will change voting. Voting may be very different in 2022. 911 operator corrects Akon about being carjacked. The one potato chip to stay away from. Men get it all wrong when it comes to women. There's lots cars waiting to be put together. Man sets...
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What Trait Did You Get from Your Father?
What trait did you get from your father? That's one question that was raised during this episode, episode 70 of "Random." Tony and Mark are also talking about the Chauvin trial. Gas hoarding is now ay to go through life. Does Schwinn still make bicycles? Are you still wearing a mask? The…
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Jesus Doesn't Need to Take the Wheel of a Tesla
Random covers all the topics from Derek Chauvin's trial to the absurdity.
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If You're Going to the ER, Take Your Finger With You
A woman finds her tires slashed and a finger. If you're going to the ER, take your finger with you. Maxine Waters flexes on Jim Jordan. Police chief doesn't think mace Army lieutenant deserves an apology. Parenting tips from the 1800s explains a lot. A COVID shot every year may actually be a…
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Don't Get Caught with a Fake One
If you haven't had or don't plan on a COVID vaccine, you have no vaccination card. Don't get caught with a fake one. The internet is killing the church. When a business fires an employee for being a racist, what can they do next? Check your hand sanitizer. If it has Benzine, that ain't good. Is…
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'That's Like Putting a Condom on Your Testicles'
VP Kamala Harris WRONGLY criticized for not saluting. The massacre in Boulder, CO., spawned a copycat in Atlanta. Chicago Cubs' minor leaguer busted with 21 pounds of meth. No fans outside of Japan can go to the Summer Olympics. Cop files for divorce after wife goes to insurrection with another...
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Who Made Tony Scott Cuss?
Who made Tony Scott cuss? The Royal Family, a.k.a, "The Firm," may have been exposed in the Oprah interview. COVID causes a man to get a 3-hour erection. A woman set her bible on fire and burned down her duplex. If you get your COVID vaccine and then get a lump in your armpit, don't worry. Jay-Z...
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Man Loses to Rooster and It Was Gruesome
A man loses to a rooster and it was gruesome. It supposed to go down at the capitol March 4th. The governors of Texas and Mississippi get dragged by the president. The Catholic church says stay away from the Johnson & Johnson COVID vaccine. A woman won $300,000 waiting on her plane. A mask will…
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Was the Winter Storm Real?
Some conspiracy theorists are asking was the winter storm real last week in Texas? Some say the snow was fake. Tiger Woods was hurt really bad. Can we call them what they were? Insurrectionist. Halle Berry's first kiss wasn't what you think. Former President Barack Obama once broke a classmate's...
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The Mess That is America
Impeachment, COVID and the mess that is America.
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Racism and Stupidity A Lot of Times Go Hand In Hand
Gayle King's daughter got married at Oprah's house. Gayle had to stay outside. Racism and stupidity a lot of times go hand in hand. Does Mariah Carey's sister have a point? Man fined $9.9 million for racist robocalls. A man wins lottery for the 6th time. Does Denzel back the blue? Police Chief in...
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It Turns Out the Insurrectionists Are Not Smart on Many Levels
So, it turns out the insurrectionists are not smart on many levels. Posting and streaming video is doing them in. One insurrectionists threatened to shoot his kids if they told. Another got turned in by her daughter. Twelve National Guardsman were removed from inauguration duty. Misinformation on...
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Insurrection...Sedition...Coup......WTH?
The fallout from what happened at the Capitol was real. Real real. Was the insurrection an inside job? Some the domestic terrorists got a huge surprise at the airport. Bill Belichick turns down the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Social media shut Trump the hell down. Missouri wants some of their...
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Is Dating Your Best Friend's Ex Still a No-No?
Is dating your best friend's ex still a no-no? That time Malia Obama's boyfriend had to quarantine with the Obamas. You're getting divorced and your soon-to-be ex wants to have a baby with you but still wants a divorce? How do you like your python? Fried or sautéed? A man died of COVID on a…
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Is the Supreme Court Not the Last Word Anymore?
Is the Supreme Court not the last word anymore? Who knew Naomi Campbell buys hazmat suites in bulk? Pepa sues or her butt. Cleveland Indians are dropping their nickname. That coach that smacked a football player offers a trash apology. Harrison Ford is going for one more bag. Tiffany Haddish get…
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Does COVID-19 Really Cause E.D. in Men?
Kurtis Blow had a heart transplant. Kanye West's choir is suing him. A White HBCU student gets dragged for her love of her school. Biden's inauguration won't be. A soccer team walked off the field because of a racist. A NYC Chipotle has a serious problem. They're stabbing folks at Dunkin' Donuts....
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Should You Have a Tik-Tok If You're in Jail?
Two more states sign off on their elections. Biden wins. But will Trump leave on January 20th? Mike Tyson smoked weed before his fight with Roy Jones, Jr. Obama ain't saying nothing about what he knows about UFOs. Kelly Clarkson's husband wants over $400,000. A month. Thanksgiving leftovers cost…
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Trump Acknowledges the End is Near - Or Did He?
Trump acknowledges the end is near...sort of. Are you going to take the COVID vaccine? Black Panther 2 starts filming in July. Do lawyers support Trump's lawsuits questioning the election? Geraldo Rivera's crazy tribute he wants for Trump. LaVar Ball tells his sons they're going to meet a hoe. A...
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Here We Go Again with the Toilet Paper
Trump lost. I know it. You know it. Everybody knows it. Trump knows it but he still won't accept it. Jeremih's got COVID. Fred Hammond has COVID. Erykah Badu kinda has it. Here we go again with the toilet paper shortage. Tiffany Haddish comes for McDonald's. Donnie Wahlberg is a great tipper. Man...
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What Exactly is Emotional Unfaithfulness?
The election is over. Or is it? What exactly is "emotional unfaithfulness?" Ivana Trump (wife number 1) knows why Trump is having a tough time. Mike Tyson used the "Whizzinator." There's a COVID-19 vaccine coming really soon. REALLY soon. Guess where Ben Carson apparently caught COVID? Prepare…
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What Would Happen if Biden and Trump Tie?
What would happen if Biden and Trump tied? There's an answer for that. R. Kelly takes another L. Dr. Dre's wife wants his side pieces to testify. Eddie Murphy may be getting dragged back to court. Chris Rock hates civil rights movies. Oregon decriminalizes cocaine, heroin, Oxy, and meth. How many...
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Being a Racist in Scottsdale is a Misdemeanor But It will Get You Fired
That Trump **** storm is getting stinkier by the day. Donald Trump Jr.'s side piece spills all the tea about the Trump children. It turns out you can change your vote in seven states. Being a racist in Scottsdale is a misdemeanor but it will get you fired. Phil Collins wants Trump to stop. Leslie...
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Have You Ever Thought You Had a Shot with a Celebrity?
Have you ever had a legit shot at a celebrity? A judge says no the R. Kelly for the seventh time. Matthew McConaughey spills the tea on how his dad died. A woman sues a rapper for sharing a photo that got her in trouble. Is it legal to tell your employees that if Trump loses you could lose your job?
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A Fly Absolutely Knows
The vice presidential debate had an unexpected guest fly in. The cop that killed George Floyd is free - for now. Trump says no to a virtual debate. The townhouse where Bobbi Kristina lived and was found is for sale. The lamest line Lenny Kravitz ever used may not have actually been lame. Russell...
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Trump is the Definition of a Desperate Man
Trump's behavior at the presidential debate was the look of an extremely desperate man. R. Kelly can't sleep. A man is charged with breaking a cop's hand after the cop punched him in the head. Ford recalls 700,000 cars and trucks. That Whitney Houston hologram is back. Man gets carjacked on...
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COVID-19 is a Joke for Some
COVID-19 is a joke to some. But not most. Michael Jordan has a new sports team. They're naming a street after George Floyd. Deion Sanders is now "Coach Prime." Magic Johnson gets a restraining order on a man that wants money. A man ate his girlfriend AFTER he killed her. Lillie White gets fired…
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Parents Let Their Child with COVID Go to School
Parents in Massachusetts let their child go to school knowing they had COVID-19. The president's town hall turned out about how you'd expect. Election board tells poll workers to lie. A man gets booted from Disney World for refusing to wear a mask. Chris Rock says it's Democrats fault that the...
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Dog is Man's Best Friend But THIS Man is a Pretty Good Friend to Dog
Joe Budden loves his dog. Maybe too much. Who autograph's a bible? Trump has no love for soldiers. He also told a complete lie about COVID-19. Dr. Dre's wife breaks down why she needs $2 million a month in temporary support. R. Kelly tries for the sixth time to get pout of jail. They're…
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How Do Prosecutors in Louisville Keep Their Jobs After This?
What prosecutors allegedly tried to do in Breonna Taylor's case is disgusting. There's a petition to remove a Confederate statue and replace it with one of Chadwick Boseman. Thea Vidale doesn't much care for Brandy. Niecy Nash went and got herself a wife. George Floyd's murderer wants charges...
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The S*** Storm That is the Republican National Convention
The Republican National Convention is a total s*** storm. We've got receipts. The Jacob Blake shooting by police that left him paralyzed has now included a vigilante that killed two protesters. Tennessee governor comes for voting rights of protesters. There was a march to free R. Kelly. Tragedy…
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The Attempt to Assassinate of Kamala Harris' Character
Now that Kamala Harris is Joe Biden's VP pick, the world will watch as America tries to assassinate Senator Harris' character. Jam Master Jay's killers have been found. Michelle Obama came for the president at the DNC. Absentee ballots in N.C., have Trump's picture on them. A woman got shot with…
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What Governor Laughed at Trump to His Face?
Trump actually got laughed at when he floated the idea of being put on Mt. Rushmore. D.L. Hughley says Kanye West is "conveniently mentally ill." RIP to Uncle Woody. It's a felony to throw hands over refusing to wear a mask in Illinois. Dress code in effect for students taking on line classes....
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Using a Vibrator as Part of a Beauty Regimen - Who Does That?
Michelle Obama told Barack why she fell for him. Odell Beckham Jr., thinks the NFL should cancel the season. The Denver Broncos apparently have solved the pandemic. Shoes describe as "N-word," brown are pulled from Amazon. Too much cocaine caused a plane to crash. A man killed a Burger King...
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Describing This President with One Word
The president wants all the shine. Slip N Slide is now in play. Kyrie Irving is a BAWSE. Ask the WNBA. The woman that set a Jeep on fire - she's charged. Kanye apologizes to Kim. Arkansas senator says slavery was a "necessary evil." That swastika mask wearing couple are banned from Walmart - for…
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How'd You Like Your Lunch Printed Out?
Pretty soon you'll be able to print your KFC. The president went down in flames with Chris Wallace. Nancy Pelosi ain't here for the 'Trump won't leave when he loses' talk. Eric Trump is the 'Fredo Corleone' of the Trumps. Tamar Braxton allegedly attempted suicide. But why are the Braxtons looking...
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Mask Up! But Don't Forget About Maskne!
People are losing their minds over being told to wear a mask. But if you wear one don't forget to wash it. Kanye West drops out. Beyonce wins the Blue Ivy battle. Naya Rivera apparently died a hero. John Legend was a hardcore cheater. Judge say no to $46 million Harvey Weinstein settlement....
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So Now Beyonce is Italian
Beyonce is not Black. She's an Italian woman named Anne Marie Lastrassi. And Patti LaBelle is part of the Illuminati. Rickey Smiley's daughter is a victim of gun violence. Atlanta's mayor test positive for COVID-19. So does the president of Brazil. "Central Park Karen," will be charged. Jada...
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Having THE Talk with Your Son/Grandson Hits Different When They're Black
Having the "talk" with your son/grandson hits different when they're Black. The president doesn't know that absentee ballots and mail-in ballots are the same thing. Guys, what would you do if male family members slid in your girl's DMs? Dr. Dre's wife files for divorce. He's worth $800 million.…
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All the L's Trump Took in Tulsa
Juneteenth weekend was a bad weekend for the president. George Clooney thanks Trump and then drops $500,000. D.L. tests positive for COVID-19. A church in Arizona says they're corona-free. Aunt Jemima's descendants are not happy. Baltimore restaurant apologizes to an African American woman and…
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Trump's Executive Order Means Police Can Keep Choking
Trump's executive order was a waste of paper. Ne-Yo doesn't understand the word "sacrifice." Cop says African Americans are shot less than they probably should be. A gym starts an "I Can't Breathe," workout in honor of George Floyd. Ohio senator fired for "colored" remarks. Candace Owens dares…
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Where's All This Money Being Donated Going?
The protest over racism in America and around the world continues. Michael Jordan donating $100 million dollars is great but where's all this money being donated going? Are you brushing, flossing and using mouthwash in the right order? Natural Daylight gives you more sleep and better decision...
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The President is Not an A-Hole - He's the Entire Ass!
What Trump did for a photo op at church has pissed off the church. Apple was ready for looters. Rush Limbaugh doesn't think there's such a thing as White privilege. There's a conservative Twitter-type platform coming. Jason Whitlock is out at Fox Sports. Wedding videographer mocks a man on what…
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Police Murdering Black Men Keeps Happening
George Floyd was murdered by four police officers. A woman in NYC called the cops to say she was threatened by a Black man. A woman has butt surgery botched but goes back for a boob job. Denzel Washington pulled over to help. The "Roe" in Roes vs. Wade made "death bed" confession. High school…
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Does Bronny Get a Pass or Nah?
LeBron James' son, Bronny, 15, is getting dragged for his Tik Tok post. The Stimulus Bill is cutting people out that have a record. There's a website that harasses White women that date Black men. Boosie is an idiot. Kanye West's former bodyguard says he's the worst. But..... Blowing your PPP…
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