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Rate-a-loid
by That's Not Canon Productions
Rate-a-loid is a Vocaloid ranking and review podcast, wherein two fools have decided to review every Vocaloid in chronological order. By scientifically judging the appearance, fanon-personality and voice of the Vocaloid, our goal is to discover objectively the best Vocaloid ever (except for Hatsune Miku, for she is too powerful for us to rate). Join Jonathan, a Vocaloid amateur, and Harper, our local loid expert, in this terrifying quest, and feel free to send us your hot takes on the matter as we subject ourselves and our opinions to the world for ridicule, and maybe make some jokes along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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ZOLA Project, the Boy Band Lightning Round
WELCOME TO THE LIGHTNING ROUND. This week we discuss the ZOLA Project, which, because it contains three Vocaloids, we are timing ourselves to make our discussions maximise productivity and chaos. This takes us to discussions of zodiacs, the logistics of widow’s peaks, and how much dating a mummy...
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Avanna, the Celtic Horse Girl
Hello, please come into my Vocaloid dungeon and enter the Miku-place of ideas as we discuss some challenging ideas. From accordions with voices, to full body weak-spots, acapella bloodsport! This week we are covering the Vocaloid Avanna, a Celtic themed Vocaloid with both art and voice from Irish...
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Mayu
This week we stick to agenda and review Mayu, what kind of surprises does she have in store for us? EPISODE NOTES: This week’s topics also include V-tubers, Yandere simulator, Ghost in the Shell, Pro Wrestling, and acapella. Subscribe to us on APPLE PODCASTS, STITCHER, SPOTIFY, RADIOPUBLIC or…
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Galaco, The Galaxy Child
The internet’s greatest heroes make a triumphant return! That’s right your favourite nerds are back to talk shit about anime, vocaloid and video games, bringing our infamous chaotic energies as we discuss Galaco. We’ve both been consuming of plenty of content in the mean-time. JT has Gundam Wing...
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Luo Tianyi, the Vocaloid Angel
We return! After a couple weeks off due to technical difficulties we’re here to talk about Luo Tianyi, the first Chinese capable Vocaloid. We discuss Romance of the Three Kingdoms, JT plugs their twitter, and we spend a lot of time talking about another well fleshed out Vocaloid. You really love…
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Aoki Lapis the Crystal Sailor
Welcome to yet another long-distance Rate-a-loid ep! This week we discuss John Cena’s existential crisis, the sexiness levels of various weapons and our inevitable assassination at the hands of the Yamaha corporation, before getting onto our Vocaloid for the week. Aoki Lapis, one of the most...
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IA, the Mysterious Aria
We are very sorry for the delay in this week’s Rate-a-Loid episode! This is our first time recording from home and I (Jonathan) unfortunately had some mic issues causing a popping noise throughout, and also exported the file incorrectly at first. I’m gonna be real, it’s not the best to hear but…
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Horse Divorce with Bruno and Clara
Alright folks strap in for some truly feral recording energy. This episode we talk about Bruno and Clara, the two first Spanish Vocaloids. We have a good time powering through two vocaloids in one episode and somehow still finding time to talk about Mukbangs, the intricacies of horse divorce and...
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Yuzuki Yukari the Lunar Bunny
Animal based bands, parrot tomfoolery and horror episode in this episode of Rate-a-loid! Today we discuss Yuzuki Yukari which towns us down some old folklore and the intricacies of yandere and tsundere terminology. Take a listen and enjoy! TNC Patreon - https://thatsnotcanon.com/ Music used…
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Cultural Mascot CUL
Hatsune Miku suplex action, reverse gijinkas, and repression of fetishes this episode of Rate-a-loid. Join us as we say terrible terrible things while we review the Vocaloid CUL, a bright red synth with very little substance. The former mascot unfortunately doesn’t offer us much; however, we have...
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Oliver the Franken-choir Boy
OwO speak, the Artful Dodger, an analytical breakdown of Hatsune Miku’s popularity and more this episode! Today we talk about Oliver, the child associated with Sweet Anne and Big Al and a delightful choir boy. On top of that we discuss some of the wildest Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure episodes we’ve...
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Tone Rion, the Sleeping Bunny
This week begins with a call for aid from our Rate-a-loid community before we get into our good vocal synth, Tone Rion. Tone is a Moe-specific Vocaloid idol, aka a Vocaloidol. The idol focus is real in this Vocaloid, made to promote an idol company and the first in a whole set of them. Throughout...
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SeeU the K-pop Idol
Today in our self-described funny podcast we discuss the intricacies of a potential Metal Gear cooking game, the greatest threat Guy Fieri poses to us all before and an astounding Gacha-watch before getting into our Vocaloid for the day! SeeU is a Korean “moe” Vocaloid based on a K-Pop idol, with…
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Mew the Internet Cat
Welcome to Rate-a-loid, we’re never getting jobs! This week, we test out a new segment called Gut-nut and try and get as much content as we can from Mew, the good good cat friend. We vow to never make sense again and investigate a Vocaloid with a very unique visual style. Take a listen and enjoy....
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Utatane Piko, a Forbidden Vocaloid
This week we discuss 1) Vocaloid shipping stats, 2) Everybody Loves Raymond, and 3) a live action Hatsune Miku wrestling web-series all within the first 5 minutes. The energy is here folks. Finally, we do talk about Utatane Piko, our Vocaloid for this week, a digital guitar friend. This…
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Nekomura Iroha the Walking Billboard
So we start off with a doozie, Harper analysing the Nyan Neko Sugar Girls, before we get into our Vocaloid for the day, Nekomura Iroha. Nekomura is a walking Hello Kitty advertisement and also our first Vocaloid with a full backstory!! Mixed feeling on every front as we deal with capitalism and...
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Ryuto/Gachapoid, the Disappointing Dinosaur
We start today’s episode with a harrowing discovery that will weigh over us for years to come, but we promise to remain the same. This week we are reviewing the little dinosaur, Ryuto! Unfortunately, there is minimal content about Ryuto so look forward to us going on tangents, padding for time…
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Lily the Bee
Welcome back to the wonderful world of Rate-a-loid! Be ready for discussions on vibe checks, Star Wars, Reylo, the worst ship, and a surprisingly in depth talk on the culture around video gaming? Don’t worry, we do review a Vocaloid this week! This week is Lily, the virtual diva voiced by Yuri...
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Tonio the Operatic Oni
In today’s episode of Rate-a-loid, we discuss the failings of the Vocaloid gaming brand and how they’re clearly overlooking our industry expertise on which Vocaloid are best. We also review Tonio, a classical opera singer who is simultaneously a lot while also lacking substance. Tonio was made to...
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Very Tall Al
Hello Comrades and Compatriots and welcome back to Rate-a-loid. This week we discuss our worst Vocaloid of all time’s best friend, Big Al. The episode Jonathan starts up with stories of Christmas retail in Australia before a descent into Lord of the Rings games and modding. When we finally get…
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Hiyama Kiyoteru is big nerd
This week Harp and Jonathan discuss the Vocaloid, Hiyama Kiyoteru, as well as when one should use the word Senpai and the importance of character development. Music Used: Under Darkness by Re:nG - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdrqaCKa8-Y 真夏の銃声 (A Clown's Tears) by Satoimo -...
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Kaai Yuki the Little Apple
Trigger warning up front for creepiness around children/child aged characters and discussions about those topics Jonathan gets passionate in this one! Today we talk a lot about Pokemon before getting to vocaloid's little apple Kaai Yuki. Kaai Yuki is the first vocaloid to have a voice provided by...
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Hatsune Miki
Welcome back comrades and countrymen to your favourite Vocaloid content ever created. This week, after a discussion on the beauty of malaphors and delightfully silly expressions, we discuss Miki, everyone’s favourite Android J-Pop Star. Be ready for hot takes on the sexualisation of characters…
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Sonika the Hedgehog
Hello and welcome back to Rate-a-loid. This week we talk about Sonika, the world’s first twitter Vocaloid! Jonathan also does a Gundam summary as usual, this time featuring Gundam F91 and a character’s cuck mask, how war is hell, and the where to actually start. We also plug various games…
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Gumi is Valid
Welcome back good friends and allies to Rate-a-loid, our intrepid exploration into the depths of Vocaloid. Before we get into our review of today’s Loid we talk My Hero Academia and Shonen Anime, Promare, and of course Jonathan talks about Gundam. In the Vocaloid world however we are ranking…
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Disembodied Luka Head
Hello and welcome back good friends to the Vocaloid-zone. Today in Rate-a-loid we talk about what games we’ve playing this week before discussing the delightful character of Luka, the first bilingual Vocaloid and the first Vocaloid to impact Hatsune Miku’s popularity! We talk about J-Rock idol...
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Gackt Fackts
This week on Rate-a-loid we discuss anime (as usual), Jonathan gets passionate about music, (as usual), and Harper says cursed things (as usual). Today’s Vocaloid is Camui Gackpo, a celebrity Vocaloid that uses the voice of J-rock star and known handsome man Gackt! Throughout the episode…
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Prima and the Diamonds
Hello and welcome back to Rate-a-loid! Y’all keep listening so we’ll keep releasing. This week we get to talk about our current game interests before moving onto our review and ranking of Prima! Neither of us our familiar with Prima so you get to hear us trying to understand this character, her...
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Rin and Len not Lin and Ren
We get it wrong so many times friends. Todays episode we review the iconic twins (?) Kagamine Rin and Len! That’s right folks we got a two-fer. We start off with good anime discussions about Hunter x Hunter and Gundam, before diving into our Vocaloid exploration of this week. We discuss the…
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I Hate Sweet Ann
Hello and welcome back to Rate-a-loid, our deep dive into the depths of everything Vocaloid! Today we talk about Sweet Ann, a 2007 Vocaloid aimed at professional producers with a pun for a name. In our discussion we discuss the flaws of Steampunk and Jonathan gets passionate about music…
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KAITO the JRPG Protagonist
Hello anime fans and Vocaloid fools and welcome back to our intrepid podcast where we do what no one else will. In our second episode of Rate-a-loid we discuss Kaito, a Vocaloid created to be Meiko’s counterpart. Tune in for discussions on Kermit the Frog, obscure JRPG protagonist aesthetics, and...
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Meiko’s Uggs
Hello and welcome to Rate-a-loid! This is a brand-new podcast devoted to the reviewing and ranking of Vocaloids, singing voice synthesisers with characters associated with them. This week our hosts, JT and Harper take a look at Vocaloid’s original rock’n’roll girl Meiko. First made in 2004, Meiko...
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COMING SOON
Listen for our first episode coming this Thursday! Subscribe to us on APPLE PODCASTS, STITCHER, SPOTIFY, RADIOPUBLIC or your podcatcher of choice. Find us on our Tumblr: rate-a-loid.tumblr.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Rate-a-loid is a Vocaloid ranking and review podcast, wherein two fools have decided to review every Vocaloid in chronological order. By scientifically judging the appearance, fanon-personality and voice of the Vocaloid, our goal is to discover objectively the best Vocaloid ever (except for Hatsune Miku, for she is too powerful for us to rate). Join Jonathan, a Vocaloid amateur, and Harper, our local loid expert, in this terrifying quest, and feel free to send us your hot takes on the matter as we subject ourselves and our opinions to the world for ridicule, and maybe make some jokes along the way.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Rate-a-loid is a Vocaloid ranking and review podcast, wherein two fools have decided to review every Vocaloid in chronological order. By scientifically judging the appearance, fanon-personality and voice of the Vocaloid, our goal is to discover objectively the best Vocaloid ever (except for Hatsune...
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