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Rated H
by The Gaff Network
A semi-regular horror podcast for horror fans.
Episodes
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Flogging a Dead Horse - Volume Six
Who knew we would still be doing this in 2026?! Well, all of us did, because Smokey is so lazy! Anyway, enjoy this latest episode and we'll probably see you in 2027. Foxy Stoat!
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Flogging a Dead Horse - Volume Five
Happy Halloween, everybody! It's that time of year again. Put up your decorations, hollow out your pumpkins, get the Sprouts Mexicane in the oven and stick us in your ears. Thank you for your continued support and listens! Foxy stoat! werhere.substack.com
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Flogging a Dead Horse - Volume Four
Look, I know it's been a while... But it being here is better than it not being here, isn't it? Good! Listen to Ben and I read out your wonderful contributions to the OUIJA BOARD OF HORROR! Ben's blog is back, it has a new name but is still just as awesome - follow the link werhere.substack.com
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Flogging a Dead Horse - Volume Three
Happy Easter! What better way to make Jesus happy, than talking about horror films? Thank you, once again, for your continued listenership...is that a word? https.//376miles.substack.com
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Flogging a Dead Horse - Volume Two
Finally, I hear you say! Or is that the voices in my head? Sincere apologies for the gap between episodes, but it is here now, so stop whining! Yes, another collection of YOUR best bits of the show. Thank you, again, for all you wonderful support over the years. Foxy Stoat!...
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Flogging a Dead Horse - Volume One
The last act of a desperate man? Or just some harmless fun? You decide! The Oujia Board of Horror presented for your listening pleasure. Smokey may also have some news for you too! The blog! [email protected]
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Episode Seventy Five - The Bat
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on the 80's, Keith, fake bats and just how awesome Vincent Price is. Oh and on this episode? Something you may not have been expecting.
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Episode Seventy Four - Prince of Darkness
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on peacocks, maggots, worms and moustaches. Oh and on this episode? Ben has the most wonderful excuse, as to why he was late to recording.
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Episode Seventy Three - Pontypool
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Pontys, pools, colons and words. Oh and on this episode? The lads discover a way to converse, that no one else can understand.
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Episode Seventy Two - The House That Dripped Blood
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on bats, wax, actors and littering. Oh and on this episode? Oooh, a surprise appearance from a certain Amicus obsessed friend. Please find Ben and Liz talk about football and so much more, here - 376miles.substack.com
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Episode Seventy One - The Most Dangerous Game (1932)
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on asylums, dogs, evil trumpets and massive eyes. Oh and on this episode? Ben finally reveals what he thinks of YOU!
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Episode Seventy - Jack Frost (1997)
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific Christmas journey. Hear their opinions on the lack of Michael Keaton, surpising physics and carrots in the freezer. Oh and on this episode? The lads are just full of Christmas cheer...are they bollocks.
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Episode Sixty Nine - Isolation (2005)
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on cows, infant animals, the part of the body you definitley don't want a prawn and Bovril. Oh and on this episode? Ben questions some of his life choices.
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Episode Sixty Eight - Paranormal Activity
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on sage, ouija boards, Halloween movies and annoying motorcyclists. Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey come up with the idea for the greatest horror film...ever.
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Episode Sixty Seven - The Cottage
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. But this time, they're dragging someone else along. It's the wonderful and lovely Zach Eastman from the Yesteryear Ballyhoo Review! Hear their opinions on moths, swearing, spud guns and set piece let-downs. Oh and on this episode? Ben squeezes…
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Just the feature presentations - Volume Five
Oh yes, it's that time of year, again! Time for another wonderful trip through the Rated H archives. On this episode, it's the main reviews from episodes 17, 18 & 19. Eyes Without a Face, Tower of Evil and Funny Games. But, can we all just marvel at Ben's French language skills?
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Episode Sixty Six - Friday the 13th: Part 2
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on teenage serial killers, catapults and missed ventriloquist opportunities. Oh and on this episode? Ben gets angry...very angry.
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Episode Sixty Five - Friday the 13th (1980)
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on possessed Phil Collins, beaver teeth and woke horror. Oh and on this episode? We discover that Ben had no fun when he was a teen. Whatsoever.
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Episode Sixty Four - Death Ship
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Bruce Springsteen, Naval aspirations and being let down. Oh and on this episode? The world record for asides is broken...surely?!
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Episode Sixty Three - The Woman in Black (1989)
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey! Hear their opnions on magnet fishing (yes, really), McDonalds and too much make-up. Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey manage to argue, whilst actually agreeing on the same thing. It's a joy to behold.
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Episode Sixty Two - The Burning
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrifc journey. Hear their opinions on masks, telephones, different times and unnecessary killings. Oh and on this episode? The lads realise that they may be getting old.
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Episode Sixty One - Saint Maud
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. So here it is, Merry Maudmas, everybody's having fun...kinda! Finally, the clash of the titans, who shall reign supreme? Hear the lads opnions on Scarborough, religion (God help us) and differing opnions. Oh and on this episode? Ben & Smokey...
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Episode Sixty - Amityville: Dollhouse
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Surprise! It's an episode for Halloween! It's like they do this stuff on purpose. Hear the lads opinions on bongos, Anneka Rice and laughing so hard you lose control of bodily functions. Oh and on this episode? Ben confirms his status as king…
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The Crisp Man Returns!
You thought he was gone for good, didn't you?! Well, that was silly, wasn't it? The Crisp sensation is here again, milking it for all it's worth. Broadcast 25/10/2022 on Steve & Karen's Breakfast Show on Metro Radio. Don't forget to subscribe to the new feed for Rated H, for all new shows, from...
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Episode Fifty Nine - The Birds
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on weaponising cats, the need for more horror and what it takes to truly be a 'top fan'. Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a truly remarkable declaration.
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Just the feature presentations - Volume Four
Yes! We hear you shout. It's time for another soul crushing sell-out from the Rated H lads!! Woo-hoo! The feature presentations from episodes 12, 14 & 15. The New York Ripper, The Craft and Sinister. Revisit such classic moments as Ben being really uncomfortable, Smokey being really pervy and…
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Episode Fifty Eight - Snowtown
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on mosquitos, dogs, cats and moths. Oh and on this episode? Ben is cursed by a pigeon and Smokey is cursed by a chair.
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Episode Fifty Seven - The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on horror porn, torture porn, what sounds like sex and what doesn't and head cheese. Oh and on this episode? Something occurs, that hasn't happened in a loooonng time.
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Episode Fifty Six - The Blood on Satan's Claw
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging TWO people along! It's their glorious co-hosts from The House of Hammer podcast, Adam Roche and Cev Moore. Once all the raw magnetism has died down, you can hear the lads express their opinions on windows, cows...
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Episode Fifty Five - Night of the Creeps
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on football (sorry), overcoming stereotypes and further uses of a lawnmower. Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey realise, they really need to watch more horror.
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Episode Fifty Four - House on Haunted Hill (1959)
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on going back on your word, giving things a bye and discovering that spirits can have terrible memory's. Oh and on this episode? Ben finishes the episode rather uncomfortably and for once...it's not Smokey's fault!
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Episode Fifty Three - Halloween III: Season of the Witch
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along! It's Scott, from the wonderful Stinking Pause, Rainbow Valley, Talking Pictures and Reel Britannia podcasts! Hear their opinions on the value of a good hiding corner, inverted triangles and...
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Episode Fifty Two - Host (2020)
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on forgetting how to speak, forgetting how to use a phone and forgetting...everything. Oh and this episode? The lads anoint the first ever King of Rated H!
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Episode Fifty One - Troll Hunter
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on revisiting an old friend, why old is just really not good and that when you're very old, you grown an extra head...or two. Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a charitable faux pas.
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House of Hammer - Preview
Ben brings you a sneak peek of the new venture from your Rated H hosts and some distinguished chums. Twitter - @househammerpod Email - [email protected]
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Episode Forty Eight - Event Horizon
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along! It's Tom, returning guest and host of the fabulous Anywhere But Here and Banned Biographies podcasts. Hear their opinions on punks, space and health and safety nightmares. Oh and this…
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Episode Forty Seven - Rosemary's Baby
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on bumps in the night, Scarborough, the least sexy sex and how to be oh so wrong. Oh and on this episode? Ben's mind gets lost. If found, please return to its rightful owner.
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Bonus - Crisp Man 2 - Electric Boogaloo
It wouldn't be fair to only give you half the story. So here is the mouth watering conclusion to the tale, of how one man went from humble beginnings, to crisp superstardom. Broadcast 01/03/2021 on Mid-Morning on BBC Radio Tees with Gary Philipson.
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Episode Forty Four - Krampus
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on wife beaters, how to have a Christmas spirit and getting a little soppy. Oh and on this episode? Ben takes us down memory lane, again...and its awesome!
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Episode Forty Three - Mr Brooks
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on literary classics, not so classic literature and how not to fill a film with unnecessary plot lines. Oh and on this episode? Ben tries to convince us all, he's a podcaster and not a serial killer.
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Halloween Special!
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Not what was planned, but we felt you deserved something special. For one time only, we bring back an old favourite.
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Episode Forty Two - Frontiere(s)
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on scuttling, haircuts and the ability to hold a camera steady. Oh and on this episode? The boys realise just how handy their GCSE French really is.
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Episode Forty One - Final Destination
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on seaweed, holes, VVitches and the correct term for a spinny clothes dryer thing. Oh and on this episode? Smokey gets angry...or SMangry...if you will.
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Episode Forty - Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear the opinions on activities for teenage girls, what to do when your friend dies and why we all need to be better prepared. Oh and on this episode? The boys discover what sexism and misogyny really is.
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Episode Thirty Nine - The Borderlands
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on oddness, the merits of headphones and aflame animals. Oh and this episode? Smokey wants a little chat with a certain Mr J Christ...or a legend of British light entertainment.
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Episode Thirty Eight - Ginger Snaps
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on soul suckers, bedlam at bath time and opening a beer while trying to finish a sentence. Oh and this episode? The lads get rather uncomfortable.
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Rated H - Bonus
Not content with being a mere podcasting legend, Ben also has to grab an extra 15 seconds of fame on national radio. Broadcast 05/06/2020 on The Ken Bruce Show on BBC Radio 2.
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Episode Thirty Seven - Stage Fright (2014)
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on the difference between a homage and a rip-off, the correct usage of power tools and why absolutely anyone can be classed as a douche. Oh and on this episode? Ben gets toasty and gets offered a toastie.
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Episode Thirty Six - WolfCop
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along. Its Gabriela, from the awesome You Won't Forget Me, Muscles From Brussels, By Projection Light and Here Lies Amicus podcasts. Hear their opinions on being a true wordsmith, dodgy Skype...
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Episode Thirty Five - Phantom of the Opera (1943)
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging not one but TWO people along. It's Ali and Cev from the awesome Film Guff podcast! Hear their opinions on correct beer temperatures, their shared feelings on opera and why the fast forward button is incredibly...
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