Read Between The Wines

Most people want popcorn at the cinema not a** crack!!!

It was like whack-a-mole at the glory hole!!!

His mum should have swallowed him! She looks the type...

Big Ed's an aphrodisiac?? Live from LA!

You showed your boy beaver on Nickelodeon????

Hammering the LA housewife!!

Bustin a nut to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!!!

Officially his little slut sandwich!!

Deepthroating the grief out of him!! (WE ARE BACK)

Santa's sluttiest elf!!

I rode him like a pigeon princess!!!

Her c*m face was giving Graham Norton!

You got a tit job on nectar points???

Shown him my c**k and he gave me a wet wipe!

Not that creampie Grandma....

He asked me to swallow his bonk juice!!

Your wife 'mooed' when lactating????

You fu***d him for a KFC bargain bucket???

Keep your pet sperms off public transport!!

I'll take a Surrey Shlong please!!! ;)

Post pride & getting preggo with a Calpol syringe!!!!!

She's a super soaker with a Smirnoff Ice!!!

Seen more mi*ge from Britney lately than my playing it straight days!!

You made him wear your wife's thong???

They f***ed to My 500-lb life????

Things he'd rather do than s**g Bonnie Blue!!!!

Don't put the toothbrush in yo booty...

We are back and we need to talk.....

'Vabbing' is not a vagina dab Danny!!!

The year of the 'Fingerrenaissance'

Ordering your jizz from Temu???

Using the Tommee Tippee as a fleshlight! Oh my....

You are either a top or you go to a Taylor Swift concert!!!

Your f**ny lip has been branded gurllllll....

'Bettering' yourself with the banana!!!

Did you leave that giant butt plug in the bathroom??

Discharged before you discharge!!!

C*m ravioli and a goodbye from us!

Auntie's slutty nudes!!!

You got caught scissoring the Barbies???

'Came On A Plane'... That would be one hell of a sequel!

You shoved tapioca balls up your as****e???

Jizzing over Jeffrey Dahmer is not acceptable!!!

Doggy in front of the deliveroo driver!!!

I called him 'daddy' in front of mummy!

Giving hand jobs at the care home!!!!

Riding the cucumber at Asda!!!

YOU BONED YOUR SON'S BULLY!!!

Dont rub one out at the Lidl checkout ffs...

We all love a bad boy but not a f****ng murderer!