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Real Horrorshow Podcast
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Sam and Stormy died and they can’t get into Heaven until they review every horror movie on Netflix. We update on days that end in ”y”, but not all of them.
Episodes
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Real Minishow Ep. 95 - Sorry We're Late
Midnight Mass Episode 5 Review | Real Horrorshow Podcast What happens when a man who has spent his life running from his demons finally finds something worth standing up for? In this episode of Real Horrorshow Podcast, we're diving into Episode 5 of Mike Flanagan's Midnight Mass, “Book V:...
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Gross and Probably a Little Sticky - Keeper 2025 Review
Keeper (2025) Review | Real Horrorshow Podcast New week, new nightmare. This week on Real Horrorshow Podcast, we're heading into the woods with Osgood Perkins' Keeper (2025)—a strange, surreal folk-horror story starring Tatiana Maslany and Rossif Sutherland. A romantic anniversary getaway at a...
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Real Minishow Ep. 94 - A Little Muddy
Midnight Mass Episode 4 Review | Real Horrorshow Podcast What happens when a miracle begins to look more like a curse? In this week’s minishow, Real Horrorshow Podcast dives into Episode 4 of Midnight Mass, where Doctor Sarah Gunning discovers that Erin’s fetus has vanished without…
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Only Place on Earth - The Monkey 2025 Review
The Monkey (2025) Review | Real Horrorshow Podcast What happens when a creepy toy monkey starts beating its drum—and people start dying? In this episode of Real Horrorshow Podcast, we take a deep dive into The Monkey (2025), Osgood Perkins’ darkly funny supernatural horror film based on the short...
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Rare Blumhouse Win - Real Minishow Ep 93
This week on Real Horrorshow, we're witnessing miracles...or something much darker. We dive into Midnight Mass Episode 3 as Crockett Island is swept up in a wave of religious fervor after Leeza's seemingly miraculous recovery. Forgiveness, faith, and fanaticism collide as Father Paul's shocking...
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Longlegs on Disney Plus
We're back with our first family-friendly episode—mainly because Sam had to record from her office during fundraising season. Sometimes you make sacrifices for the podcast! This week we're diving into Longlegs (2024), the chilling horror phenomenon from writer and director Osgood Perkins.…
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Just Yammering - Real Minishow Ep. 92
School’s out, and that means we’re back in Crockett Island for another deep dive into Mike Flanagan’s modern horror masterpiece, Midnight Mass. In this episode, we break down Episode 2 as strange events continue to unfold across the island. Dead cats wash up on the beach, tensions rise between…
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Speaking of Artificial Intelligence... (Lisa Frankenstein Review)
This week we’re digging up Lisa Frankenstein--the neon-soaked, darkly funny love story you didn’t know you needed. Set in the 1980s, the film follows misunderstood teen Lisa as she forms an unexpected connection with a reanimated Victorian-era corpse (yes, really). What starts as a strange...
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Real Minishow Ep. 91 - Mike Flanagan's Masterpiece?
We’re back with another episode in our Mike Flanagan Rewind series, and this week we’re diving deep into Midnight Mass—the haunting, slow-burn horror story that blends faith, grief, and something far more sinister. After serving four years in prison for a drunk driving accident that killed a…
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Like a lot going on...at once - Until Dawn 2025 Review
We’re finally back! This week, we’re diving into a very belated review of the wildly divisive 2025 horror film Until Dawn. Based on the hit 2015 PlayStation game, Until Dawn expands the original story into a new standalone nightmare. A group of friends find themselves trapped in a remote location...
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Just Girly Things - Real Minishow Ep. 90
It’s time we bid farewell to the Haunting of Bly Manor in our journey through the Mike Flanagan library. As Viola drags Dani by the throat, Flora intervenes—reminding the Lady in the Lake of her long-lost daughter, Isabel. Viola takes Flora to the lake to drown her, but Dani sacrifices herself,...
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The Ass Gallows (The Gallows 2015 Review)
This week on Real Horrorshow, we’re heading back to high school theatre with a review of The Gallows (2015), a found-footage supernatural horror film from Blumhouse. Set twenty years after a fatal onstage accident during a small-town school play, the film follows a group of students who attempt…
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Real Minishow Ep. 89 - Don't Touch My Stuff
This episode was recorded prior to the incident in Minnesota involving the murder of Alex Pretti by federal agents. It was scheduled to go live the day after that event; however, we decided to hold the release, as it felt wrong to carry on as usual when so much continues to go wrong in our…
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We can tell you're a filmmaker, bro (Butterfly Kisses 2018 Review)
December was a rough month off-mic, fighting illness and holiday chaos, but we’re back now to finally ask: What if the found footage was real…and the scariest thing wasn’t the monster, but the filmmaker? This week, we’re digging into Butterfly Kisses (2018), Erik Kristopher Myers’ razor-sharp…
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Real Minishow Ep. 87 - Were they still planning to be together?
This week, we continue our Mike Flanagan Rewind series with Episode 7 of The Haunting of Bly Manor. In this episode, we uncover the dark truth behind Peter and Rebecca’s tragic fate at Bly Manor. Through flashbacks, Peter learns the rules of being a ghost: he can briefly possess the living—and,...
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Local Man Hates Woman He Willingly Married - The Shining Review
We’re back this week with a belated Halloween special—and we’re finally tackling The Shining! Stanley Kubrick’s 1980 classic traps us in the snowbound Overlook Hotel, where Jack Torrance’s plans to write and reconnect with his family spiral into madness. We’ll talk about the film’s haunting...
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PRAIRIE MADNESS - The Wind (2018) Review
After a long month of life getting in the way, we’re finally back—and just in time for spooky season! This week, we’re diving into Emma Tammi’s 2018 supernatural western horror film, The Wind—a haunting story of isolation, paranoia, and the terrors that creep across the open prairie. We also chat...
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Real Minishow Ep. 86 - I Don't Like This Game
This week, we continue our Mike Flanagan Rewind series with Episode 6 of The Haunting of Bly Manor. Flashbacks reveal Henry’s affair with Charlotte, his brother Dominic’s wife—and the shocking truth that he is Flora’s biological father. When Dominic uncovers the betrayal, he cuts Henry out of…
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AI is My Girlfriend (Companion Movie Review)
We’re finally back after a whirlwind of travel (and a bout of illness) to dive into the 2025 sci-fi horror thriller Companion! Starring Sophie Thatcher and Jack Quaid, this cabin-in-the-woods weekend getaway quickly spirals into chaos when a shocking secret about one of the guests comes to light....
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Ghost Time Loopies - Real Minishow Ep. 85
Past and present blur as Hannah drifts through memories—some real, some imagined. She recalls interviewing Owen for the cook position, the night of the bonfire when he invited her to Paris, and a haunting moment from Rebecca’s time at the manor when she caught Peter stealing. But the past holds...
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Fear Street Prom Queen Review - Straight to DVD Snoozefest
We’re back this week with a new movie review! In Fear Street: Prom Queen, the fourth chilling installment of the Fear Street film series, we travel back to 1988—when big hair, synth-pop, and murder ruled the night. A masked killer is stalking the halls of Shadyside High, picking off prom queen...
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Real Minishow Ep. 83 - Still Adjusting
This week on The Real Minishow, Sam and Stormy are adjusting to their new normals—Sam has a job she loves, and Stormy is finally free from nightly homework. Meanwhile, in Episode Four of The Haunting of Bly Manor: In a series of flashbacks, we learn that Dani was once engaged to her childhood...
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Frewaka 2024 Review
Hello audience. We are back from a bit of a break. But good news: STORMY IS FINISHED WITH SCHOOL FOREVER. That’s right, we’re back and this is the very first episode with the Dr. Stormy Skies. Hooray! This week, we’re reviewing the Shudder Original Horror Movie, Frewaka. Frewaka is a haunting…
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The Mysterious Peter Quint - Real Minishow Ep. 83
In this chilling episode, we dive into the latest flashback-heavy chapter of The Haunting of Bly Manor on Netflix, created by horror maestro Mike Flanagan. The ghost Dani saw is revealed to be Peter Quint, Henry Wingrave’s right-hand man, who once had a dangerous romance with Rebecca Jessel, the...
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suckin on dem toesies - Talk to Me Review
Good news! The Stormy Skies found her water bottle. I’m sure everyone has been on the edge of their seats waiting to hear that epic conclusion. In other news, we’re back this week to review Talk to Me one of the best horror movies of 2022. Talk to Me follows a group of teenagers as they pay the...
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Positively Dreadful - Real Minishow Ep. 82
In a tragic turn of events, The Stormy Skies forgot her Stanley Cup at Yoga and cannot have a sip of water until it’s returned to her. Sam then recounts some tales of woes from her day job of working with children…but thank goodness none of these children are like Miles because in today’s episode...
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Oh. (The Coffee Table 2022 Movie Review)
This movie was insane. The Coffee Table (La mesita del comedor) is a darkly comedic Spanish film from 2022, directed by Caye Casas and co-written by Casas and Cristina Borobia. Starring David Pareja and Estefanía de los Santos, this black comedy delivers a sharp, unsettling exploration of…
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Real Minishow Ep. 81 - Perfectly Splendid
We have officially moved out of the Hill House and are ready to move into Bly Manor. The Haunting of Bly Manor is a gothic horror drama from Mike Flanagan, inspired by the works of Henry James, particularly The Turn of the Screw. Set in the 1980s, the series follows Dani Clayton, an American au...
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Smile 2 Review
Wow, is it just me, or was February busier than usual this year? It’s been like a month since we’ve had a moment to sit down and talk about Smile 2. Smile 2 (2024) follows pop star Skye Riley, who begins experiencing terrifying hallucinations and a sinister smiling entity after witnessing a...
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Real Minishow Ep. 80 - Wes Craven Would Never Approve
This week, we’re wrapping up the first installment of our Flanagan rewind with the series finale of Haunting of Hill House. Steven and Hugh find Luke unconscious in the Red Room, where Steven, Theo, and Shirley become trapped and experience haunting visions as the house tries to consume them....
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Finally, a Horror Movie that Speaks to Me - Strange Darling 2023 Review
We’re back this week with a horror movie review for one we’ve been excited to watch: Strange Darling. Strange Darling (2023) is a thriller from writer-director JT Mollner, starring Willa Fitzgerald, Kyle Gallner, Barbara Hershey, and Ed Begley Jr. Set in rural Oregon, the film follows a one-night...
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Just Mark from in Town - Real Minishow Ep. 79
We are so close to the finale of Haunting of Hill House and everything is starting to ramp up. The jump scares. The family drama. The child murder. Wait…the what? In the past, Olivia Crain begins experiencing terrifying paranormal visions in Hill House. She sees haunting premonitions of her...
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Award-Winning Body Horror - The Substance Movie Review
Woot woot! This week we are reviewing the Oscar-nominated horror movie The Substance. The Substance is a 2024 body horror film from Coralie Fargeat, who serves as writer, director, co-editor, and co-producer. The story follows Elisabeth Sparkle (Demi Moore), a once-iconic celebrity grappling with...
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The Heck's a Snow Squall - Real Minishow Ep. 78
We’re a little late starting this year but we are finally back after two snow storms and the winter holidays. We can’t think of a better way to jump into the new year than by watching the drama unfold within the Craine family, which is exactly what we’re doing this week. Steven and Hugh search…
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Sure, let’s just ignore the blood soaked clown - Terrifier 3 Review
Merry Christmas to all you ghouls listening today! We’re finally tackling Terrifier 3 for this year’s Christmas special. Don’t say we never do anything for ya filthy animals. No matter how hard it is to trudge through these movies sometimes, we love doing it for you guts. That was a typo. But it...
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Real Minishow Ep. 77 - Always leave a lil treat for the next person living in your house
Welcome back to the Real Horrorshow Podcast. This week, we return to the Hill House for Episode 7: ‘Eulogy’. Hugh struggles to let go of Olivia, often speaking to her as if she’s alive. During her funeral, he makes amends with Theo and tries to reconnect with his children. In flashbacks, Mr.…
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When Slow is too Slow? - "In a Violent Nature" Review
We’re back this week with another horror movie review! We’re excited to finally tackle the sleeper hit of 2024: In a Violent Nature. And at least one of us means that literally. In a Violent Nature is a 2024 Canadian slasher film written and directed by Chris Nash, featuring performances by Ry...
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Real Minishow Ep. 76 - I Love When Horror is Sad
There’s a storm coming to the Crain household in Episode 6 of The Haunting of Hill House. The episode alternates between a stormy night at Hill House, where young Nell disappears and later claims she was invisible to her family, and the present, as the Crains reunite for her funeral. Tensions…
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They Don't Want a Smart Person - Maxxxine Review
We’re back this week to finish our review of Ti West’s ‘X’ Trilogy, with the final installment Maxxxine. Picking up where X left off, Mia Goth returns as Maxine Minx, navigating the glitz, grit, and gore of 1980s Hollywood in her quest for fame. But with a mysterious killer on the loose, Maxine's...
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Real Minishow Ep. 75 - We're back baybay
After a brief hiatus, Real Horrorshow Podcast is back, and we're diving right into an intense episode. Join us as we break down The Haunting of Hill House, Episode 5, where we uncover the chilling secrets behind the Bent-Neck Lady. Perfect for anyone looking for a little company on days when the...
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A Very Quick Update and Caddo Lake Review
This is just a quick update to assure our adoring fan that we are not dead and will be back to normal content soon. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ - Submit:...
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Stopmotion 2024 Review
This week, Sam and Stormy are back from the afterlife (well, kind of) and diving into the spine-tingling world of Stopmotion. Join them as they dissect Robert Morgan’s chilling feature debut, where a stop-motion animator’s fixation on her craft spirals into a nightmarish descent. Released to rave...
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Real Minishow Ep. 74 - What is Alex Evans?
Welcome back to another chilling episode of Real Horrorshow! In today’s Minishow, we dive deep into the unsettling world of "The Haunting of Hill House" with our review of Episode 4. Watch as frantic Luke battles addiction and a creeping dread while trying to rescue a friend, all while sensing…
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Worth the Hype? (Late Night with the Devil Review)
Dive into the sinister world of 2023’s chilling hit, Late Night with the Devil, in this spine-tingling episode of Real Horrorshow! Join us as we dissect Colin and Cameron Cairnes' latest supernatural horror sensation that promises to haunt your nightmares. This episode, blending found footage and...
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Real Minishow Ep. 73 - She Makes a Convincing Lesbian
This week is all about wife guys(™) as we get into Episode 3 of “The Haunting of Hill House”. This episode tackles Theo’s backstory and how the memory of Hill House affects her everyday life, specifically, how she’s been able to use the psychic powers she discovered to help children process their...
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Her Face is Gonna Freeze Like That - Pearl
Ty West hit it out of the park with X, and surprised us all with the near-immediate release of it’s prequel Pearl. Set in 1918, Pearl follows the younger self of our former protagonist as she lives on a farm and dreams of a life bigger than what she has. However, nothing wants to go the way she...
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Real Minishow Ep. 72 - Count Your Days Mike Flanagan
Things start getting weird in The Hill House as the family settles into their new routine. Shirley takes on the monumental task of caring for some abandoned kittens she finds in the bard; however, each cat dies one by one, instilling a need to care for everyone around her. That trauma manifests…
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X - Don't Be a Prude
Sorry for the delay y’all, but we’re finally back with a hot new review for the runaway 2022 hit horror movie, X. Set in the mid-1970s on a creepy Texas farm, X follows a group of young adults as they set out to make the best porno ever conceived. However, the quiet farm isn’t all it seems as the...
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Real Minishow Ep. 71 - Enter the Haunting of Hill House
Welcome back! As promised, we’re back from our week off with the official start of our Mike Flanagan rewind series as we get ready for his take on The Exorcist. Haunting of Hill House marks the beginning of Flanagan’s deal with Netflix and is a loose adaptation of the Shirly Jackson novel of the...
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Saw Retrospective Part X - The Least Retrospective-y
Well, it looks like we have officially reached the end of our time with John Kramer and Co. (for now). There’s been some highs and a lot of very low lows, but we made it through. That’s right, this week we’re wrapping up our Saw retrospective with Saw X, the latest installment in the franchise....
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Sam and Stormy died and they can’t get into Heaven until they review every horror movie on Netflix. We update on days that end in ”y”, but not all of them.
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