Episodes
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Real Hot Girl Tunes
HI RIDES It's been way too long since we shared some music reccos with you, so in this episode we get into some tunes we've been enjoying recently. Playlist to follow. Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67JL5GRsuy8fMry3cHd3bq…
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Real Hot Girl Réaltaí Readings
HI RIDES We're continuing our spooky witchy theme for October with a gorgeous chat with the STUNNING Real Hot Girl Hannah O'Neill aka Réaltaí Readings! Hannah is an Astrologist & Psychic, specialising in tarot, reiki, reflexology and massage. We had a gorgeous chat about how to make life a little...
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Big Gay Scary Movie Recommendations
HI RIDES We're continuing our spooky witchy theme for October with a BIG GAY list of scary movie recommendations. Sure, you've heard of Scream, but have you checked out The Big Gay Bed & Breakfast Of Terror? Listen, IF YOU DARE Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist:...
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Apple Divination (and other spooky activities)
HI RIDES It's the season of the witch - definitely Real Hot Girl Shit! Here's some suggestions for some fun activities (and snacks) to make the most of it. Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67JL5GRsuy8fMry3cHd3bq Temporary Serotonin...
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Grabbing Soup Season By The T*ts!
HI RIDES The real ones will know that every year around this time, we make the case for October 1st being the actual start of the new year. Listen to find out why, and how you can sail into soup season like a Real Hot Girl. Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist:...
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HR's Worst Nightmare (and other stories)
HI RIDES Aunt Joan and Aunt Barbie are back with some SPICY dilemmas to solve! Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67JL5GRsuy8fMry3cHd3bq Temporary Serotonin Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6pXSMRAKx8OIydgIZF0CHg About The...
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Real Hot Girl Culture Night
HI RIDES This Friday 18th September - Culture Night is taking over cities, towns and villages all over Ireland! With so many free events happening, we decided a Real Hot Girl Guide with our top picks was in order. Full listings at https://culturenight.ie/ Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES:...
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Real Hot Girls Welcome
HI RIDES This week, we're chatting about the Irish Nationality and Citizenship (Amendment) Bill 2026 (which has secured government approval for priority drafting since we recorded). Real Hot Girls know how to swerve inflammatory content online, and that as a nation of emigrants ourselves, that...
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A Tribute To Dolly
HI RIDES A sad week for the Queer Human community this week as singer, songwriter, actor, philanthropist and all round Earth angel Dolly Parton got her wings. We chat about her life, her legacy, and why she was the ultimate Real Hot Girl. Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl...
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Is Tradwife Core Hot or Not?
HI RIDES Tradwifery (is that a real term? it is now!) is all over the internet, particularly in the wake of Caro Claire Burke's EXCELLENT novel Yesteryear, which Claire and Conor both highly recommend. How much of what we see is real? Is the Tradwife movement Hot, or Not? Till next time, Stay Hot...
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Is Everyone Becoming BORING?
HI RIDES They say nothing good happens after 2am, but does anything ever happen at all if everyone's in bed early, optimising their sleep (wtf?!) and getting up early to get a start on emails? This week, we try to find the balance between being a sesh gremlin and a boring betty. Till next time,...
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The Library Is Open
HI RIDES We're back down to Earth (kinda) after the Fleadh and we're reading eachother to FILTH. Not like that, we actually have a stack of books for the Queers and Real Hot Girls that we want to recommend, as well as some general chat on how to find time to read like a Real Hot Girl Till next...
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Requiem For Fluffy Gonzalez
HI RIDES Between the Fleadh and All Together Now, the Real Hot Girls are FLATTENED so have drafted in Aunt Joan and Aunt Barbie to solve your dilemas over a glass of sauvi B and a few vogues. Fluffy Gonzalez, if you're reading this, we hope you and your moms are ok. Till next time, Stay Hot Girls...
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Real Hot Girl Guide to Fleadh Cheoil na hÉireann
Dia duit na ridinní! Conor is fizzing in his whips because for the first time ever, the fleadh is coming to Belfast! Our resident county champ fiddler (slé MÓR amirite?!) has the lowdown on where to go, who to see, and how to enjoy fleadh cheoil na héireann 2026 like a Real Hot Girl....
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Real Hot Summer Burnout?
HI RIDES! Are you feeling drained this Summer? Claire put her Detective Boots on to figure out a few things. We get into why you might be more than a little hot and bothered, and what you can do to finish out the summer like a Real Hot Girl. Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl...
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Screaming For Any Team To Beat England
HI RIDES! It's WORLD CUP FEVER, apparently? We're not big into men's ball sports (hioooooh) around here, but we're willing to learn. Conor takes Claire on a whistle stop tour of the World Cup, Claire rates players face cards and of course we give our expert opinion on who's going to win. Hat tip…
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Real Hot Girl... Cult?
HI RIDES! You've heard us say hundreds of times that Real Hot Girl Pod is most DEFINITELY not a cult - but what if we lied? This week we get into cargo cults like the John Frum and Prince Philip cults of Vanatu, and see if we qualify or not. Either way - you rides make the best followers! Till…
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Outing The Counties Of Ireland
HI RIDES! Continuing with our Pride Month content (HI GAY!) - for this weeks episode Claire and Conor are outing every county in Ireland, as well as a few international destinations because why the hell not?! Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist:...
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Is Queerbaiting Ever Ok?
HI RIDES! As it's Pride Month (HI GAY!) Claire and Conor decided to spill the tea on whether Queerbaiting is sometimes actually ok, or not? Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67JL5GRsuy8fMry3cHd3bq Temporary Serotonin Playlist:...
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The Claddagh-fication Of Our Glorious Nation?
HI RIDES! As we are riding the wave of the new Gaelic Revival (or as we like to call it, the Claddagh-fication of our glorious nation), Claire and Conor get into the good (Gaeilge, trad, Irish design, national pride), the bad (paddyslop) and the ugly (claddaghs slapped on Shein polyester…
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Hey Sports Fans!
HI RIDES! We are bursting with pride after the 6 Nations on Sunday and so we got to thinking, even though our tennis instructor has said he doesn't want us doing any activities where balls fly at our nose (there goes our social life) - maybe we can be sports FANS like Real Hot Girls? Till next...
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One Less Problem Without You
HI RIDES! TYSM to all the Real Hot Girls who came along to Egan's to raise a glass to The Big D last Friday! We had a ball and did Sir David proud. This week, Claire's got a face full of pollen, so aunt Joan and aunt Barbie are taking the reins and answering your agony aunt questions. Till next...
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100 Years Of The Big D
HI RIDES! It's a very special week - the OG Real Hot Girl, Sir David Attenborough is turning 100 this Friday!! To celebrate him and all he's done to spread the wonder of the natural world, this week we share some of our favourite weird animal facts. And of course, if you're going far - why not go...
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Hometown Glory
HI RIDES! You know we LOVE to travel far and wide here on RHGP - but have you ever thought about being a tourist in your hometown? Claire and Conor have some tips on how to do it! Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist:...
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Steamy Sauna Shenanigans (Or, Tell Yer Da To Chill Out)
HI RIDES! We love a steamy sauna session as much as the next Real Hot Girl - but you need to tell yer Da to chill out. Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67JL5GRsuy8fMry3cHd3bq Temporary Serotonin Playlist:...
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Language Evolves - And That's HOT!
HI RIDES! We're girls who support girls round here, so frankly we're not falling for this wave of disparaging our Gen Z sisters - and neither should you. In this episode we get into: The never ending cycle of shitting on younger people and how to avoid falling for it How language is evolving in…
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Can The Real Hot Girls Save Ireland's Nightlife?
HI RIDES! Nightlife in Ireland has taking a beating and this week, we're getting into the whys, hows, and whos - and seeing how we can save our nightlife culture like Real Hot Girls. Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist:...
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Post Paddy's Blues Good News
HI RIDES! We've put together a collection of things that are boosting our serotonin this week, for the nerves post Paddy's Day. Enjoy! Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67JL5GRsuy8fMry3cHd3bq Temporary Serotonin Playlist:...
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Real Hot Girl Guide To Looksmaxxing
HI RIDES! Looksmaxxing has made it out of the manosphere and into the mainstream. We break down what it's all about, and how we can be maxxing everyday things like the Real Hot Girls we are. Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist:...
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Real Hot Girl Music Reccos!
HI RIDES! We've been listening to a LOT of great music recently and we don't like to gatekeep. We swing violently through genres with recommendations for The Scratch, Ae Mak, Jessie Ware, Ye Vagabonds, and lots more - including a collection of inanimate objects in Sheffield. Till next time, Stay...
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Real Hot Girls Support Real Hot Girls
HI RIDES! This episode is a joyful celebration of the Real Hot Girls killing it at the moment. Think Jessie Buckley, Alyssa Liu, and YOU! Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67JL5GRsuy8fMry3cHd3bq Temporary Serotonin Playlist:...
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Boys Are Cheats And Liars
HI RIDES! We invited Aunt Joan and Aunt Barbie on to do an agony aunt episode so we could concentrate on our pancake week journey. Muah enjoy x Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67JL5GRsuy8fMry3cHd3bq Temporary Serotonin Playlist:...
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To Women In STEM
HI RIDES! Today is International Day of Women and Girls in Science so we are celebrating some of our favourite women in STEM - including some historical Irish Hotties! Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67JL5GRsuy8fMry3cHd3bq…
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My Barn, My Rules - The Year Of The Horse
HI RIDES! It's almost time for the Chinese Lunar New Year - and 2026 is a special beast. As we walk, trot, lope and gallop into the year of the fire horse - we've got the low down on how to make the most of this coming year like a real hot (horse) girl. Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES…
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Brigit - The Real Hot Girls Behind The Legend
HI RIDES! It's almost Imbolc and if you're in Ireland, we're getting a day off to celebrate! Did you know that there's not one but TWO divas behind our Monday off? This week, we get into the stories behind the goddess Brigit and the one eyes diva, St Brigid of Kildare. We also get into some of…
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A Big Queer TV Guide
HI RIDES! IF you're looking for something fab to watch to get you through January (apart from your daily dose of ReHeated Rivalry, of course) from Ryan to Charli, we have got you covered! Come to the cottage with us - we have a giant sofa we can touch toes on while binge watching big gay TV…
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It's Always Jan Jan Jan
HI RIDES! It's our first episode of 2026 and we're starting STRONG with a Brady Bunch reference (you're welcome) This week we're chatting all things Jan (Jan Jan) - if you wanna stay HOT during the coldest month, we have Real Hot Girl tips and reccos out the wazzoo. Till next time, Stay Hot Girls...
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Real Hot Girl Guide To Idir Dhá Nollaig
HI RIDES! It's our last podcast of 2025 and it's SUPER HOT if we do say so ourselves. This is a cosy companion for you to listen to anytime between it dropping today on Christmas Eve, and Nollaig na mBan AKA - Idir Dhá Nollaig. We have heaps of recommendations for you to make the most of this…
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Real Hot Girl Christmas Gift Guide
HI RIDES! Left it a little late to think of gift ideas? We got you x This is definitely not a cult, but if it was you’d make the HOTTEST followers. Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67JL5GRsuy8fMry3cHd3bq Temporary Serotonin…
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Real Hot Girl Guide To Christmas Catch Ups
HI RIDES! We're back and we are in full swing for festival season. Finding yourself overpromising on the Christmas catch ups? We've put together this Real Hot Girl Guide to navigating silly season and following through on those catch ups like a Real Hot Girl. This is definitely not a cult, but if...
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Real Hot Girl Guide To Being In A Fouler
HI RIDES! Ever find yourself in an absolute FOULER and can't figure out how to shake it off? We got you! We've compiled a Real Hot Girl Guide to help you (and the poor souls around you) navigate the foulest of moods. This episode also features a violently sleep deprived Claire in a rage about her...
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Real Hot Girl HalloQueen Costume Ideas!
HI RIDES! Stuck for a Halloween costume idea? We got you! We go through our predictions for the most popular costumes this year (aka what to avoid) and share some EXTREMELY HOT alternatives. This is definitely not a cult, but if it was you’d make the HOTTEST followers. Till next time, Stay Hot...
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Autumn Survival Revival
HI RIDES! Fancy some hots and nots of Autumn to make the most of crunchy leaf season? We got you! This is definitely not a cult, but if it was you’d make the HOTTEST followers. Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist…
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How To Holiday Like A Real Hot Girl
HI RIDES! Claire & Conor are back from their holidays and have some EXTREMELY HOT tips and tricks to pass on. This is definitely not a cult, but if it was you’d make the HOTTEST followers. Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist:...
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Hen Do Betrayals & A Tayto Debacle
HI RIDES! It's been a while since the Pinot Greej was cracked open and the Aunties unleashed their opinions and this one is SPICY! This is definitely not a cult, but if it was you’d make the HOTTEST followers. Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl Playlist:...
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Real Hot Girls For President!
HI RIDES! BIG things are happening for the Irish Real Hot Girls - the race to our Áras (not like that) is ON! This week we're getting into: what the role of Uachtarán na hÉireann actually means what our president can and cannot do what makes a good presidential candidate and of course - we…
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Can The Gays REALLY Not Drive?
HI RIDES! We are in our Jessica Fletcher era and taking to the streets of Cabot Cove to investigate a long established stereotype - can the gays REALLY not drive? This is definitely not a cult, but if it was you’d make the HOTTEST followers. Till next time, Stay Hot Girls xx TUNES: Real Hot Girl...
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Real Hot Traitors
HI RIDES! One of us didn't have a telly for 7 years and is firmly out of the loop, while the other is positively fizzing with excitement for The Traitors Ireland to start on Sunday! Whether you're a die hard faithful, or a total newbie - this is the explainer for you! This is definitely not a…
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Unhinged Dating Shows For Real Hot Girls
HI RIDES! It's come to our attention that some of you are already getting cozy even though summer is NOT yet over if you ask us! Because we're SO sound, we've selected some of the most unhinged and bingeable dating shows from the last few decades (mostly 00s - Beyonce knows how some of these got...
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Propaganda We're Not Falling For
HI RIDES! At Miss Finn's insistence, we're jumping on the this meme because she has a lot to say about carpet. We also discuss jelly fish, the Gen Z stare and films with false advertising. This is definitely not a cult, but if it was you’d make the HOTTEST followers. Till next time, Stay Hot…
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