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Real Men's Team

Matt Miller, Ray Bryant, and Tyler Morrow cover all of the important topics that you need to hear about.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 48 - Yo, I'm Loose As A Goose Right Now

    Matt, Ray, Tyler, and Mark Chang meet up this week to talk about dressing room etiquette, Titanic Conspiracies, and the fact that Tyler is crazy. Matt fills a dressing room at Sears, Ray is given a soundtrack for his sadness, and Tyler is drafted to the Sudan.

  2. Episode 47 - Hey Yo, Your Man's Ass Is Hanging Out

    Zack Norton and Kyle McNally Stop by the podcast this week to talk about Gambling, Porn Parodies, and Movie Watching Atmospheres. Matt makes and old woman cry, and Tyler won't move out of his parents' house.

  3. Episode 46 - Hey, Hold This Dog's Balls

    Matt, Ray, and Tyler meet up this week to talk about Applebees stock, Vegas suicide, and the University of Phoenix Campus. Matt buys his mom an Applebees gift card, Ray sleeps on a bench for a while, and Tyler's desperately needs wifi.

  4. Episode 45 - The Dick's What Makes The Difference

    Terence Pennington stops by the podcast this week to talk about Chat Roulette, deep fried corn syrup, and penis and pubes preferences. Matt pees on himself during a soccer game, Ray wants to fight Edward Norton, and Tyler can't understand the British accent.

  5. Episode 44 - Hello Baltimore, Did You Eat The Crab?

    Alan Richardson visits the podcast this week to talk about the movie Furry Vengeance, Tom Cruise masturbation, and glory holes to Mexico. Matt can't sleep, and Tyler thinks he is named after a member of Queen.

  6. Episode 43 - Tyler Blows Nathan On Air

    Luke Touma and Nathan Burke visit the podcast this week to talk about Transvestites, midget porn, and March Madness. Matt gets a date while on stage, and Tyler watches porn as a child.

  7. Episode 42 - Now We're Getting To The Jews

    Shawn Carter and John Paul Rivera visit the podcast this week to talk about the inevitable race war, black out stories, and the new marble dick trend. Matt has alcohol poisoning constantly, and Tyler believes in too many conspiracy theories.

  8. Episode 41 - Did You Know That Gold Is The Taffy Of Metal?

    Matt, Ray, and Tyler meet up this week to talk about the real Illuminati, murder pranks, and how funny the Asian accent can be. Matt stops masturbating, Ray is being secretly video taped at work, and Tyler's won't stop talking about how hungry he is.

  9. Episode 40 - I Almost Ate My New Spider Because I Was On Acid

    Terence Pennington stops by the podcast this week to talk about Leap Year celebrations, African American masturbation statistics, and Domestic Violence Manchurian Candidates. Matt tells the funniest joke on the podcast EVER, Ray is wearing LSD clothes, and Tyler jerks off in dorm rooms.

  10. Episode 39 - Cuckholding Roosevelt

    Tyler Swain and Dan Hall visit the podcast to talk about sexist construction workers, poison nipples , and vampire porn. Matt gets duped at the zoo, Ray goes to plant night, and Tyler has too many conspiracy theory people in his life.

  11. Episode 38 - It'll Be A Dave Mirracle If He Survives

    Matt, Ray, and Tyler gather this week to talk about panther dicks, locker room snow accumulation, and THE BIG GAME, using loads of immeasurably clever puns. Matt pours condiments on his penis, Ray has to pee, and Tyler's household is the basis for television ratings.

  12. Episode 37 - Is The Kentucky Derby In Town?

    Brian Higginbottom visits the podcast to talk about karaoke, Golden Oreos, and llamas in porn. Matt explains how Ikea gets its meatballs, Ray has anger problems, and Tyler shocks Matt with a crazy news story.

  13. Episode 36 - He Said I Have Cancer Which You Knew Was Gonna Make Me Cum

    Alan Richardson visits the podcast this week to talk about left handed pitchers, the real way to win at wrestling, and beating up the handicapped. Matt chooses pizza over sex, Ray is scared of mad cow, and Tyler is a lightweight drinker.

  14. Episode 35 - Blowing Lines And Changing Oil All Night

    Matt Barry visits the podcast this week to talk about roller coasters, powerball, and penis problems. Matt tells jokes about banging his mom, Ray's neck hurts, and Tyler outs his dad as a gay man.

  15. Episode 34 - Only One Chick Does The Eye Stuff Here And She's Blind

    Shawn Carter visits the podcast this week to talk about bunk bed stories, car accidents, and how hard it is to kill a man. Matt bleeds on someone's fruit, Ray gets run over by a bike, and Tyler takes a lot of people to the ATM.

  16. Episode 33 - I'm Allergic To Butterscotch, You Trying To Kill Me? Did Bobo Send You?

    Terence Pennington stops by the podcast this week to talk about butterscotch allergies, barbershop music videos, and nutrient less black people cooking. Matt is curious about red drink, Ray walks in the woods of upstate New York, and Tyler punched a girl in the face.

  17. Episode 32 - McNally Throws Egg At Chinese Woman; Doesn't Feel Bad At All

    Arty P and Kyle McNally visit the podcast this week to talk about cracker preferences, porn downloading tricks, and egging Asian people. Matt rides a bike while drunk, Tyler jerks off while driving, and Ray doesn't want anyone to go to Mattmillercomedy.com.

  18. Episode 31 - We Don't Talk About Certs

    Luke Touma stops by the podcast to talk about malt liquor, alpha male bar tricks, and not Certs. We do not talk about Certs on this episode. Matt is ranked number three in world in dancing, Ray works out his Asian/Russian women material, and Tyler is slightly less fat, but still fat.

  19. Episode 30 - If You've Had A Vasectomy You Can't Eat Giffords Ice Cream

    Zach Brazao and Zack Norton visit the podcast this week to talk about Small Business Saturday, local dairy farms, and the effects of too much estrogen. Matt gets free bottle shots and Tyler is using a fresh app to stop being fat.

  20. Episode 29 - Can You Drive Me To My Suicide And Hold My Purse?

    Shawn Carter visits the podcast this week as we talk about the coolest way to kill yourself, horny landscapers, and how many times you can jerk off in a day. Matt's parents get him the worst Christmas gift ever, Ray's girlfriend is rich, and Tyler's dad abandons his dog in a park.

  21. Episode 28 - How Many Molsons Does a Dad Cost

    Luke Touma, Ian Barton, and Mark McDonough visit the podcast to talk about Buffalo women, single mothers' Christmas woes, and whether or not vaginas are gross. Matt hates impersonations, Ray is losing his memory, and Tyler wears t-shirts that strongly imply death to women.

  22. Episode 27 - Fat Comic Predicts Own Death

    Miguel Perez and Mark McDonough visit the podcast to talk about animals, comedy competitions, and ghost hacks. Ray has a second job at the aquarium, Tyler wants to be Lamar Odom, and Matt calls in from the road on the way to his death.

  23. Episode 26 - Both Koreas

    Matt Kona visits the podcast this week as we talk about where rabbit's feet come from, both Koreas, and the logistics of mountain time. Tyler takes a weird Uber ride, Ray drinks mountain beer, and Matt helps a cab drive workshop stand up material.

  24. Episode 25 - My Own Prison

    Podcast lucky number 25! We spend a lot of time doing Creed karaoke and the imaginary Gregory Samuels visits the podcast without speaking. Matt's house is burning down, Tyler is getting into strategy games, and Ray is over stocked on muscle shirts.

  25. Episode 24 - Peanut Butter and Bananas

    Arty P stops by the podcast this week and shares his adventures of purchasing large quantities of jackets. Tyler is receiving anti-Halloween postcards, Matt's doctor thinks he should lose weight, and Ray has a very weird eating habit.

  26. Episode 23 - Never Rule Out Lupus

    Ian Barton and Luke Touma visit the podcast this week to talk about lupus, prostitution, and porn racism with the Real Men's Team. Ray Bryant shares his medical advice, Matt Miller reveals which joke gets him laid, and Tyler Morrow over pays for sex.

  27. Episode 22 - Who's Your Favorite Bronte

    Mark McDonough visits us on the podcast this week to share his thoughts on Bad Boys sequels, jumbo tron dance moves, and drunk assholes that invent stuff. Matt hates meta movies, Tyler shares Peter Pan knowledge, and Ray tells us a crazy yoga story. Please subscribe on Itunes.

  28. Episode 21 - The Best Winger We Got

    Xazmin Garza visits the podcast this week, as we talk about monogamy, divorce, interracial dating, and even hockey wingers. Ray expresses his love of salsa dancing, Matt doesn't believe trophies should exist, and Tyler's parents are kinda racist.

  29. Episode 20 - Oh Kevin! Ima Call You Superman!

    Kyle McNally visits the podcast this week, as we have intense discussions on nut power rankings, ball pits, heroin, casinos, and good old prostitute stories.

  30. Episode 19 - Redsuze

    Miguel Perez visits the new and improved Real Men's Team Podcast, broadcasting from Hot Cast Studios. Tyler Morrow, Ray Bryant, Matt Miller, and Miguel Perez share stories of getting kicked out of places, Okay cupid matches, weird porn, and Aspergers.

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Matt Miller, Ray Bryant, and Tyler Morrow cover all of the important topics that you need to hear about.

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