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Real Spiel
by Bryant Patrick Jones
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Episodes
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COVID Cast #3
We celebrate Cameron Jerrell Newton on today’s podcast. The former league MVP turns 31 this week, so my brother Javon Mention & I decided to honor him by re-watching the classic Auburn comeback victory against Bama down 21-0 in 2010. We also preview UFC Fight Night, offer some betting odds/picks…
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COVID Cast #2
My brother Javon Mention & I cover UFC 249 leading up to the biggest event of the year. We also touch on some headlines like 69 breaking the IG streaming record & Tom Cruise getting clearance from NASA to film movies in space. Strange times, but we're #alonetogether through it all. TUNE IN!!
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Real Spiel COVID Cast #1
Back like Jordan in '98! We had to get creative in these chaotic times but it's brought the best out of our team. Jake & I discuss the return of real sports, "The Last Dance" doc & how COVID turned the world upside down overnight. TUNE IN!
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Real Spiel #48 Name Dropping
We recap the controversial decision from UFC 247 & preview NFL’s upcoming QB shuffle. Taysom Hill gave the Saint’s an ultimatum & I have the perfect response. Finally, Jake & I discuss how a name can influence your life’s outcome. https://www.instagram.com/realspielpod/...
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Real Spiel #47 The Wrap-up & Pre-Roll
We wrap-up the football season with an NFL Honors’ Ceremony recap, a look toward free agency & watching the XFL to satisfy that itch. I explain why the NBA All-Star Game & Hall-of-Fame are broken. Have you ever considered what happens in an Internet minute, minus porn? Don’t worry we searched for...
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Real Spiel #46 Mamba Mentality
In memoriam of Kobe Bryant & the lives lost on 1/26/2020 https://www.instagram.com/realspielpod/
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Real Spiel #45 Weekend Recap (UFC, NFL, NBA, BOXING)
Jake & I recap the weekend’s sporting events including NFL Championship Weekend, UFC 246, boxing & NBA All-Star voting. Who is the best TE competing in Super Bowl? Should fighters unionize to improve their labor rights? Warm up with our hot takes. TUNE IN!!! 0:54 (Intro & NBA All-Star voting)…
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Real Spiel #44 UFC 246 & NFL Championship Weekend Preview
This episode covers all things NFL, NBA & MMA heading into the weekend of Conor McGregor's return at UFC 246. I give my picks for the games, fights and a little analysis from the experts on how Cowboy can get the upset. TUNE IN!! 0:00 (Intro & UFC 246 Preview) 16:16 (NBA) 21:13 (NFL) 31:39...
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Real Spiel #43
Season 2 is kicking off as it started, with Jake and myself disagreeing on sports topics. I was right about the Browns, LSU & Heisman winner so find out what else I know and place your bets. Mourn LJ's loss with a rational Ravens' fan as Jake takes you on his emotional roller coaster watching the...
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Real Spiel 2019 Wrap-up Pt. 1
Over the holidays I visited Tampa, FL & sat down with some friends from high school to wax philosophical about the past, present & our potential future as black Americans moving forward. As 2019 comes to a close recap the year with us laughing, debating & attempting to understand our place on…
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Real Spiel #42 Football, Fighting & Fair Pay Act
The title says it all. On this week's ep I catch up with brother for life and former collegiate athlete Javon Mention to get his perspective on fair pay act's potential impact on college athletics. We also discuss upcoming fights in the UFC & heavyweight boxing. TUNE IN!! @askbeej justaskbeej.com
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Real Spiel #41 Aging with the times
Paul Finebaum talks reckless about Cam Newton's legacy & old NFL players think the league is turning into the association. Kap still jobless, but is it justified? Tune in for a weekly recap of what I found interesting this week in football @realspielpod justaskbeej.com
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Real Spiel #39 - Today I Learned
What’s more impressive 1 billion streams in 2019 or 1 million album sales in 1969? Drake says fuck The Beatles. We define levels to cancel culture; why is OJ ok, & C Breezy have it easy while Louis CK can’t do a secret show without an op-ed being written? Jake thinks Jay Z is a hypocrite, I...
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Real Spiel #38 Movie Season
Jake wrote a screenplay!! We discuss the general creative process & best times of the year for movie releases, summer vs fall/award season. I also preview the most anticipated Netflix drops in August/Sep. Big fights in UFC this weekend but first, one has to go between Drake, J Cole & Kendrick;...
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Real Spiel #37 Breaking Down a Hot Girl Summer
We get a dose of estrogen this week as I’m joined by my good friend Hillary to discuss what a hot girl summer means for a hot man/boy. I lay out why Betty Davis was the 70s Megan Thee Stallion & Hillary offers a feminine perspective on everything from presidential candidates to capital…
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Real Spiel #36 E-Gaming Takeover
You sucked at sports, come talk about it on ESPN. We’re back discussing the best former athlete turned analyst; Kendrick Perkins & Ryan Hollins obviously cancelled. Mass Shooting woes across the country, how do we cope? Laughter is a good start. The video game industry is bigger than all pro…
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Real Spiel #35 - Statute of Limitations
Today we celebrate Maxim Dadashev & all the fighters like him who risk their personal well-being for our entertainment & in Dadashev’s case, a shot at U.S. Citizenship. Despite the sad news we keep things light recapping Pac-Thurman & UFC on ESPN from the weekend. Jake remembers a show Animal...
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Real Spiel #34 Vacation Relapse
Take a half-hour with me & Jake recapping the month's events thus far including NBA trade action, summer Netflix releases (Stranger Things S4 Spoilers) & more wild headlines
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Real Spiel #33 Triggered
I go over some of the week's wilder headlines & discuss murky waters ahead for cord cutter's new streaming options. Recap the weekend fights & remember Floyd's greatness. I also cover some of the reparations debate & "GreyMarkets" for cannabis consumption in the US. TUNE IN
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Real Spiel #32 Hood Politics - 2020 Campaign Coverage
Comical but concise 2020 Campaign coverage with yours truly. I outline some hurdles for Democratic nominees in the field & highlight the main problems Trump faces leading up to the race.
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Real Spiel #31
Ever get restless? Jake and I talk sleep depravity with a little help from Dr. Matt Walker & recap the biggest upset since Tyson lost to Buster Douglas. NBA Finals are heating up while all the best players are injured & icing down. We listen to Televangelists brag about their G5s, review IGOR &...
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Real Spiel #30
I discuss Elizabeth Warren being grilled on the Breakfast Club for her lack of native Americanness, and the importance of figures like Charlamagne Tha God forcing difficult conversations. Pandering for votes continues making candidates look weak. The spelling bee crowned 8 champs & somehow ran…
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Real Spiel #29
I ran into a little trouble hooping yesterday that forced me to reminisce about the lack of parental control on the internet during my childhood. Jake & discuss the ubiquity of name brands & their strangle-hold on our revenue flow. The majority of this podcast (roughly 25min) is hardcore…
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Real Spiel #28 Return of the Crack
The refresher you didnt know you needed. We recap/review GOT up to this point & offer a big middle finger to all the critics (spoilers ensue) Next we discuss the evolution of film consumption & why 3D goggles suck as much now as they did in the 90s. Fyre Festival guy is writing an inspirational…
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Real Spiel #27
Heavy GOT recap in honor of season 8 dropping tonight. Jake and I also cover the end of the NBA regular season and how playoff seeding will impact championship matchups.
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Real Spiel #26
What a wild world we live in. This St Patty's weekend 3/17/2019 was full of joy and tragedy alike, but the aim of this podcast is to always keep things light. I deliver a weekend recap of the current sporting landscape in college/pro hoops, championship boxing and MMA upsets. I also reserve one...
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Real Spiel #24
Not all night owls are sociopaths but all sociopaths are night-owls, FACT. Read it on a Snapple. Jake & I take a walk thru memory lane as we attempt to recount the first time we were stoned. SPOILER: Jake low-key hallucinated & I commit mild acts of vandalism, ah good times. I provide some...
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Real Spiel #23
Coming in hot with opinions like assholes, nice and tight. We start discussing a HS coach buying titles in a private league and jump to opening up playoff seeding in the NBA. That does it for sports as Jake and I do our best to offer some thotful analysis on the bookmarked topics: Free speech...
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Real Spiel #22
Are all nipples created equal? Adam Levine doesn't think so. Jake is deep in bulk season trying to hit 170 while I'm fasting like its Ramadan. We recap the SuperBowl, talk about gene editing ruining pro sports for the future & anti-AI ads that should scare the shit out of you.
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Real Spiel #21 SNOW DAY
SNOW DAY DELAYS has me rethinking vacation destinations. No more climates colder than where I live. Jake discusses his love/hate relationship with commercial air travel & the difference between gliding vs flying. We review the NFL playoffs, debate how to fix ProBowl & the free-agent coaching...
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Real Spiel #20
Jake thinks fluoride is toxic and we debate the concept of a superstarless society. Do you respect celebs with burner accounts more than overt petty comment creepers? I outline the levels to bitch-like behavior in pro sports, specifically free agency. KD isn’t leaving GS. Marcus Peters doesn’t…
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UFC 229 Recap & "Big Mouth" 2nd season review
My good friend Hillary, who hates combat sports & most athletic competition in general calls me early Sunday morning to discuss UFC 229 main event aftermath. The fact she cares at all was enough for me to discuss. My barometer for measuring a sporting event's popularity is if Hillary asks me…
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Real Spiel #18 The Return from Rico
Jake laments working his life away & finally ending a drought. I recap some of my trip to Puerto Rico & explain why boozing & fasting don't mix. We get into lucid dreaming, & our "master of finance" breaks down how to spend lottery winnings
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Real Spiel #7
"The Patriot Way", Mayweather talking greasy & why March Madness doesn't matter
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Real Spiel #6
Big Men in NBA & what Boogie meeting the Brow means for league
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Real Spiel #5
All Star Weekend, "Slave Mentality" in sports & Flat Earth Theory
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Real Spiel #4
What's killing the middle class, A.I. or globalization?
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Real Spiel #3
Trump is the new Reagan, what does that mean for us?
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Real Spiel #2
Football over NBA season officially matters McGregor-Mayweather done deal. RS is a podcast produced & hosted by Bryant Jones covering whatever he feels like. Mostly sports, politics, bro science and pop culture. Not that Kardashian crap though. REAL pop culture like who's the sexiest TV mom...
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Real Spiel #17
Is betting on sports a legit retirement plan? Just finished Westworld & questioning the shit out of the existence of free-will. Would you take lump sum or incremental payments after lottery win? Jake goes off on Trump immigration policy & I summarize Wild, Wild Country in 2 min. NBA Superstar…
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Real Spiel #16
We start off debating Apple vs Everyone & unnecessary IOS updates. Deleting old phone contacts is an unwelcome walk down memory lane. The government is always 50 years ahead of us so what do they have access to now that will be the norm in year 2070? Seen Face/Off? Yeah, thats happening in 2018....
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Real Spiel #15
Narcissism, is that you? Jake refelects on his younger days getting mistaken for a skinhead & we lament the state of hip-hop beef post Infrared. Keep in mind we had only heard up until Duppy at this point so we'll have more on this topic next week. Til then vibe with us.
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Real Spiel #14 Jake meets a cuck
Remember losing girl's numbers after they scribbled it on notebook paper? We wax nostalgic on our yester-years & discuss ways social media killin love out here in these streets. Jake needs help with a Tinder bio & I think we faked the moon landing. Goin 40/40 in honor of Hov & Lint. First 40 is...
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Real Spiel #13
This one was a solo mission. Abort or hop aboard because besides talking Lebron going down 0-2 and the blasphemous hate being spewed by sports "journalist" across the nation I talk human flaws and what makes me get TF up every morning. Lend ya ear muscles for a quick 30 min and ya phalanges for a...
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Real Spiel #12
From the somewhat foolish minds of Bryant and Jake. We may or may not have gotten a bit too high before recording this one but after 5 min we found a flow. Cole Beasley spits hot fire, Jake thinks Shaq is overrated & Friday Night Lights = GOAT sports movie. The quintessence of mediocrity.
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Real Spiel #1
My first time recording solo at iHeart studios in Tampa, FL. This is from sometime in the fall of 2016 and its mostly nonsensical hilarity
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Transcribed in emojinese where available 💪🏾🧠🏋🏾🧘🏾♂️🗣🎙📝📖👨🏾🍳✈️🌍🍪🍩🍻🥊🏈🏀🎬🎼📺😚💨🌲 🍄♎️💯IG:askbeejus👣@intoxicakedc👨🏾🍳@beejaysbakery
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