PODCAST · tv
RealiTeaIn5D
by Glam Fam
RealiTeaIn5D is your weekly escape into the glitz, glam, and chaos of reality TV, hosted by Matt and Courtney. With sharp wit and unfiltered opinions, they recap everything from Real Housewives to Ladies of London and The Traitors, plus the latest reality TV news. Breaking down drama, messy moments, and iconic scenes, they deliver bold takes and plenty of laughs. Smart, sassy, and always a little extra—this isn’t just a recap, it’s an experience.
Episodes
-
🌸 STARFISH 🌸 The Real Housewives Of Potomac S:11 EP:2
🌸Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 11, Episode 2! 🍷☕️ We’re DEEP DIVING into Tia and her husband’s dating app situation because, honey, a husband who supposedly doesn’t have social media showing up on dating apps? We...
-
🍊THE REAL TEA MASTERS🍊The Real Housewives Of Orange County S:20 Ep:15
🍊Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 20, Episode 15! 🍊☕️ The ladies are STILL in Tokyo, and Shannon may finally be realizing that she holds Vicki to a much higher standard than Vicki holds HER. 👀 Is this…
more -
❄️THE SHITTY KITTIES❄️ The Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City S:7 EP:5
❄️Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 7, Episode 5! 🏔️☕️ Whitney is dropping hints that trouble is brewing in her marriage to Justin, and we’re keeping our eyes on that situation. 👀 Meanwhile, Bronwyn takes the...
-
🍎IM NOT BUYING IT🍎 THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S:16 EP:6
🍎Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of New York City Season 16, Episode 6! 🍎☕️ DAISY, YOU ARE A HOT MESS. Girl, please be quiet with your popcorn ceilings! 🏠😂 Meanwhile, Carole is finally addressing the Epstein rumors… well, sort of.…
more -
🌸COME! DISCUSS WITH REAL FRIENDS🌸 THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S:11 EP:1
🌸Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 11, Episode 1! 🍷☕️ MISS KAREN IS BACK, BABY! But is she taking accountability? That’s a VERY good question. 👀 Stacy shows up in a picnic dress and tennis shoes, and all we have to…
more -
🍊MAYBE SHE NEEDS A STORYLINE🍊The Real Housewives Of Orange County S:20 EP:14
🍊Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 20, Episode 14! 🍊☕️ Alexis is STILL making an ass out of herself at Tamra’s THC drink event, leaving us wondering… should somebody get this woman a sample of the product?...
-
❄️NOTHING A BALL GAG CANT FIX❄️ The Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City S:7 EP:4
❄️Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 7, Episode 4! 🏔️☕️ The ladies are STILL in San Francisco, courtesy of Bronwyn, and Brittany is desperately trying to stay relevant by digging up the deed to Bronwyn’s house....
-
🍎PRIVATE ISLAND? YES THANK YOU🍎 THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S:16 EP:5
🍎Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of New York City Season 16, Episode 5! 🍎☕️ Erica takes the girls to her private island, Mosquito Island—and despite the name, baby, this place is FABULOUS! 🏝️✨ Meanwhile, Erin absolutely LOSES HER…
more -
👯♀️THATS A LOT OF HOUSEWIVES👯♀️ REAL HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP S:5 EP:9
👯♀️Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 5, Episode 9—the SEASON FINALE! ☕️🔥 The girls wrap up their trip at Bluestone Manor, and honey, the guest list is STACKED! Housewives from across the franchises show up,...
-
🍊BRAIN DAMAGED🍊 The Real Housewives Of Orange County S:20 EP: 13
Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 20, Episode 13! 🍊☕️ Emily’s mother-in-law’s party was absolutely FABULOUS—but let’s be honest, Tamra’s THC drink party was where the REAL tea was being served. 🍹👀 We got a...
-
❄️SO AGGRESSIVE❄️ The Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City S:7 EP:3
❄️Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 7, Episode 3! 🏔️☕️ Bronwyn takes the girls to San Francisco, but honestly… is this the new Bronwyn? 👀 She’s coming across more like a bully than the Bronwyn we thought we…
more -
🍎LYING A$$ SNAKE OF A B!TCH🍎 The Real Housewives Of New York S:16 EP:4
🍎Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of New York City Season 16, Episode 4! 🍎☕️ Hayley absolutely EVISCERATES Erin after being called a homewrecker—and honestly, the gloves were OFF. 👀🔥 Meanwhile, Carole calls Jessel a “dingbat” over...
-
👯♀️SIT YOUR ASS DOWN👯♀️ Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S:5 EP:8
👯♀️Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 5, Episode 8! 🎃☕️ Luann’s Halloween party was… kind of a shit show. 😂 Between her 35+ minute speech, Porsha rolling in over TWO HOURS late, and Lisa deciding to bless us...
-
🍊EVERYTHING HAS AN EXPIRATION🍊 The Real Housewives Of Orange County S:20 EP:12
🍊Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 20, Episode 12! 🍊☕️ Vicki comes for Carmella as a mother once again, and Carmella has officially HAD ENOUGH. She reminds the OG of the OC that everything has an expiration...
-
❄️APRÈS SKI❄️The Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City S:7 EP:2
❄️Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 7, Episode 2! 🏔️☕️ Whitney is riding the Apology Train, but not everyone is buying a ticket. 🚂💅 Meanwhile, Bronwyn is fully embracing her Sugar Mama era, and Lisa hosts a…
more -
🍎GOOGLE YOURSELF🍎 The Real Housewives Of New York City S:16 EP:3
🍎Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of New York City Season 16, Episode 3! 🍎☕️ Daisy is STILL debating whether her texts with her child’s tutor were inappropriate… girl, we’re gonna need you to make a decision. 😂📱 Carole is still…
more -
👯♀️NYC BABY👯♀️ The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S:5 EP:7
👯♀️Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 5, Episode 7! ☕️🔥 First up, Lisa’s lingerie party in Miami—which, let’s be honest, was basically a party ABOUT LISA, FOR LISA, AND FEATURING LISA. 😂👙 Then we’re off to...
-
🍊VICKI, ARE YOU OK?🍊The Real Housewives Of Orange County S:20 EP:11
🍊Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 20, Episode 11! 🍊☕️ Emily and Jenn take a $450 Uber from Vicki’s house back to the OC because apparently THAT’S the price of escaping the drama. 😂💸 Meanwhile, Carmella is…
more -
❄️REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY❄️ S:7 EP:1
❄️Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 7, Episode 1. 💙☕️ This was a tough one. Mary is faced with the heartbreaking reality of losing Robert Jr. just three weeks after he left treatment, and the episode takes a much more...
-
🍎SIX DEGREES OF MARTHA🍎 The real housewives of New York S:16 EP:2
🍎Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of New York Season 16, Episode 2! 🍎☕️ At this point, the show should just be called “Six Degrees of Martha Stewart” because somehow EVERYONE is connected to Martha. 😂 And we’re only TWO episodes in,...
-
👯♀️I KNOW AN EYE ROLL👯♀️ REAL HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP S:5 EP:6
👯♀️Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 5, Episode 6! ☕️🔥 The Housewives are in Miami… which is honestly weird considering there isn’t a single Miami Housewife on this cast. 😂 But we’re not complaining because...
-
🍊LOW HANGING FRUIT 🍊THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S:20 EP:10
🍊Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 20, Episode 10! 🍊☕️ The cast is officially DIVIDED, with two separate trips—and naturally, neither group can escape the drama. 😂 Vicki’s crew somehow ends up getting KICKED…
more -
🍎THERE’S ONLY ONE NEW YORK🍎 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK SEASON 16 EPISODE 1
🍎Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on the new season of The Real Housewives of New York! 🍎☕️ Airyn is being MESSY, talking shit about Jess and then refusing to own it—even with production seemingly holding the receipts. 👀 Jess handled it appropriately, but...
-
💎🫖THE TEA ROOM🫖💎
Today on THE TEA ROOM by RealiTeaIn5D ☕️🫖 Matt & Courtney are joined by Nicki, and the Tea Room is officially OPEN! We’re spilling on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills—what’s happening with casting, filming, and the newcomers we are VERY excited to see. 👀 Of course, we’re throwing a little...
-
👯♀️WIG SLIP👯♀️ REAL HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP Season 5 Episode 5.
👯♀️Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 5, Episode 5! ☕️🔥 Porsha’s Atlanta trip goes OUT with style—and with Nene, Kim, Shereé… did we forget any OGs?! 👀🍑 The Atlanta legends are bringing the energy, the…
more -
🍊MORE DIOR?!🍊 THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY Season 20 Episode 9.
🍊Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 20, Episode 9! 🍊☕️ CARMELLA IS THE TOPIC, BABY!! 💅 The Housewife who has them ALL JEALOUS is officially taking center stage—and honestly, we’re here for every second of it....
-
🇬🇧IT’S ALL ETSY AND ALIBABA🇬🇧 THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF LONDON SEASON 1 REUNION PT.1&2
🇬🇧Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives of London Season 1 Reunion—Parts 1 & 2! 🇬🇧☕️ Panthea is STILL insufferable, Nessie is showing us a much louder side, and Juliette Mayhew is serving up a version of herself we’re not quite sure we...
-
👯♀️WELCOME TO ATLANTA BITCHES👯♀️ REAL HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP S:5 EP:4
👯♀️Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling ALL the tea on The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 5, Episode 4—and NENE LEAKS IS BACK, BITCHES! 👑🔥 Kyle comes face-to-face with Ashley Darby—or as we like to call her, Ash Top—and things get confrontational FAST....
-
🍊SANGRIA? SONGRIA??🍊 THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S:20 EP:8
🍊Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 20, Episode 8! 🍊 Vicki has the AUDACITY to bring up Brooks. Period. End of discussion. 😂 We also get another glimpse of Carmella’s boss-bitch energy as she steps into her Oppenheim Group...
-
🇬🇧FANNING SMOKE🇬🇧 The Real Housewives Of London S:1 EP:9/10
🇬🇧Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives of London Episodes 9 & 10—and the drama is officially reaching a boil. 🇬🇧☕️ The feud between Angus and Amanda has somehow gotten even worse, while Panthea remains as insufferable as ever. Honestly, we’re…
more -
👯♀️THE WHITE PARTY👯♀️ Ultimate Girls Trip S:5 EP. 3
👯♀️Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 5, Episode 3. and Kyle’s White Party is serving the usual Beverly Hills glamour with a side of chaos. 🤍🍸 Luann takes the stage, performs, and somehow manages to make peace with…
more -
🍑$70,000 TEETH AND NO HOUSE🍑 The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 17 Reunion pt.3
🍑Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 17 Reunion Part 3—and the season is officially DONE DONE! 🍑 Porsha and Shamea are officially done done, while K. Michelle and Drew finally squash their beef. Peace in Atlanta? For now.…
more -
🍊HUMILIATED AND ALIVE🍊 The Real Housewives Of Orange County S:20 EP:7
🍊Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 20, Episode 7! 🍊 Vicki comes for Carmella—and goes straight for the mom-shaming. But is the OG picking the wrong battle with the new girl? Meanwhile, Shannon is coming for Heather over the...
-
🇬🇧MUTTON DISGUISED AS LAMB🇬🇧 THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF LONDON SEASON 1 EPISODES 7&8
🇬🇧Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives of London Episodes 7 & 8—and Juliette takes the ladies to her CASTLE. Obviously, it’s fabulous. 🇬🇧👑 Of course, Jules, Panthea, and Amanda manage to create enough drama to make this glamorous getaway…
more -
👯♀️BEVERLY HILLS BITCHES👯♀️ REAL HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP EPISODE 2
👯♀️Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Episode 2—and the ladies are officially in Beverly Hills! 💎🍊 We’re actually loving this version of Kyle Richards. Who knew?! Vicki and Luann are becoming the unexpected comedy duo we…
more -
🍑YOUR MOMS A JEZEBEL🍑 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Season 17 Reunion PT 2.
🍑Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 17 Reunion Part 2—and the reunion couch is HOT. 🍑 Everyone comes for Pinky, and we’re not loving how worked up she’s getting—especially while she’s pregnant. Not okay. Then the bankruptcy...
-
🍊VEGAS B!TCHES🍊 THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY season 20 episode 6
🍊Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 20, Episode 6! 🍊 Vicki is officially a resident of Mexico, and somehow that feels very on-brand. 🇲🇽 Gina and Em are doing the most and the least all at once—and those contracts? Girl…
more -
🇬🇧SLIM PICKINGS🇬🇧 The Real Housewives Of London S:1 EP:5&6
Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives of London Episodes 5 & 6—and it wouldn’t be Housewives without a Dinner Party From Hell… or in this case, a picnic. 🇬🇧☕️ Juliette Agnes is officially on the scene, and she’s already beefing with Amanda. Meanwhile,...
-
🫖SHE SAID WHAT?!!🫖 (8/10-8/16)
🫖Today on 🫖 SHE SAID WHAT?! 🫖, Matt & Courtney are joined by Nicki in the Tea Room—and we’ve got plenty to spill! We’re diving into RHOBH and what’s next for the new season, plus the rumor sending Summer House fans into a frenzy: Lindsay and Carl in bed together?! 👀 And yes, you heard us...
-
👯♀️20 ICONIC YEARS👯♀️ REAL HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP!! Episode 1
👯♀️Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip—20 years of iconic Housewives madness! Vicki and Shannon show up to Bunco looking like Twisted Scissor Sisters, and honestly… we have questions. ✂️🍊 Then there’s the Quiet Woman fight we’ve...
-
🍑LAPDOGS🍑 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Season 17 Reunion PT.1
🍑Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 17 Reunion Part One—and we have QUESTIONS. 🍑 First things first… why is K. Michelle in the first seat?! We’re questioning the seating chart almost as much as we’re questioning Kelly’s fashion...
-
🍊GOOD LUCK B!TCH🍊 The Real Housewives Of Orange County S:20 EP:5
🍊Tonight on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, these Real Housewives of Orange County oranges are officially COLD PRESSED! 🍊 And Carmella is bringing the JUICE! New girl, keep them jealous—we’re absolutely here for it. 💅 Even if Gina clearly isn’t. The jealousy is giving… loud. Emily? Girl…
more -
🇬🇧DESPERATELY ROYAL ADJACENT🇬🇧 The Real Housewives Of London S:1 EP:4
🇬🇧Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives of London—and Panthea is officially testing our patience. Manipulative? Absolutely. And we may have even found some LinkedIn tea that has us looking a little closer at the story she’s telling. 👀☕️ Meanwhile,...
-
🇬🇧GOSSIP. BITTERNESS.TOXICITY🇬🇧 The Real Housewives Of London Season 1 Episode 3
🇬🇧Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives of London—and the Cotswolds are serving stunning views with a side of serious shade. Amanda’s sit-down with Panthea feels very “keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.” Juliette proves she’s an…
more -
🍑F*CKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT🍑 The Real Housewives Season 17 Finale
🍑Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 17 Finale! K. Michelle is making country music history, Porsha finally chooses Sway, and Shamea stirs the pot… only to end up getting billed for horse shit. Literally. Meanwhile, Pinky’s…
more -
🫖SHE SAID WHAT?!🫖 (7/28-8/2)
🫖Today on 🫖 SHE SAID WHAT?! 🫖, Matt & Courtney are breaking down the biggest reality TV headlines of the week. We’re spilling on Jax Taylor’s not-so-Smartwater campaign… and his rumored romance with his publicist. Then we’re giving our thoughts on The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion looks,...
-
🍊IM A POSITIVE B!TCH🍊 The Real Housewives Of Orange County S:20 EP:4
🍊Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 20, Episode 4. Carmella is serving yet another boss bitch character arc, and we’re absolutely living for it. we don’t care what the title is. She’s bringing the energy. Meanwhile, we’re...
-
🇬🇧LIP SERVICE🇬🇧 The Real Housewives Of London S:1 EP:2
🇬🇧Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives of London—and the opinions are flowing as fast as the champagne. Panthea? Ragamuffin behavior. We don’t know her. 💅 Juliette? We love her! Borrowed clothes or not, she’s still serving. Nessie is proving she’s a...
-
🏙️FRIENDS WITH STIPULATIONS🏙️ In The City Season 1 Reunion PT.2
Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on the IN THE CITY Reunion Part 2—and can we finally put Scumanda and Vile’s… sorry, Amanda and Kyle’s relationship to rest? It’s giving same story, different season. Danielle says she wants to move forward with Lindsay… but only with a...
-
🍑RICH DEVIL SHIT🍑 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta S:17 EP:16
🍑Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re spilling on The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 17, Episode 16. Shamea’s Halloween party may have done the impossible… it might’ve actually vindicated Angela. Meanwhile, the friendship between Shamea and Porsha is officially done done, and for...
We're indexing this podcast's transcripts for the first time — this can take a minute or two. We'll show results as soon as they're ready.
No matches for "" in this podcast's transcripts.
No topics indexed yet for this podcast.
Loading reviews...
ABOUT THIS SHOW
RealiTeaIn5D is your weekly escape into the glitz, glam, and chaos of reality TV, hosted by Matt and Courtney. With sharp wit and unfiltered opinions, they recap everything from Real Housewives to Ladies of London and The Traitors, plus the latest reality TV news. Breaking down drama, messy moments, and iconic scenes, they deliver bold takes and plenty of laughs. Smart, sassy, and always a little extra—this isn’t just a recap, it’s an experience.
HOSTED BY
Glam Fam
Loading similar podcasts...
Frequently Asked Questions
How many episodes does RealiTeaIn5D have?
RealiTeaIn5D currently has 134 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is RealiTeaIn5D about?
RealiTeaIn5D is your weekly escape into the glitz, glam, and chaos of reality TV, hosted by Matt and Courtney. With sharp wit and unfiltered opinions, they recap everything from Real Housewives to Ladies of London and The Traitors, plus the latest reality TV news. Breaking down drama, messy...
How often does RealiTeaIn5D release new episodes?
RealiTeaIn5D publishes regularly with 134 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.
Where can I listen to RealiTeaIn5D?
You can listen to RealiTeaIn5D on PodParley by clicking any episode. We provide an embedded audio player for direct listening, and you can also subscribe via your preferred podcast app using the RSS feed.
Who hosts RealiTeaIn5D?
RealiTeaIn5D is created and hosted by Glam Fam.
URL copied to clipboard!