Reality Blows

I'll sort the intro out soon. For now think of it as a throwback

Back on their 20 minute era.

They figured the microphone out

Nearly at the reunion.They try a new microphone setup... hilarity ensues

the boys are back in town

No idea what they talk about. Deliberately avoided listening to it until it's on Spotify.

I actually censored his name in this one. Going above and beyond.

Keen af for this oneI've developed a parasocial relationship with them help me I'm confused.

I can't remember what it was but Job says something in this episode and I out loud said "no you wouldn't that is absolute bullshit". I dunno I'll take it up with him on my own time. Also question time(s) on this one are FIRE!GS

Haven't listened to this. I've heard it sucks.G Spot

They both go on a really long pro-Israel rant during this episode. Check it out.

Deliberately haven't listened to this so I can listen on Spotify. I don't know what they talk about. Probably good though

Sup y'all G Spot here I'm uploading this shit finally yeah muthafuckaz. I appreciate the shoutout totally notice how B tried to blow past it but J made a point of actually saying something. Typical really. Anyway I listened to this before I uploaded it but I'll still play it again afterwards to give them that sweet stream number. peace out slutz.

How crazy is it how hard Drake lost that rap battle? Like I didn't know you could fucking lose that hard. What a little bitch.Anyway I bet this episode is sick af.<3G Spot

Keen as fuck to smash a valium and listen to this one boizzzzzG Spot

I haven't listened to his but apparently it's "heaps funny but racist"- G Spot

Aahhhhhh

Oh my god, an actually sombre grounded episode? With adults actually adulting? I'm not sure how comfortable this makes me feel!

Season 11 is gearing up to be the very best season so far. It's been absolutely amazing, join Job Blow on their exciting (and very interesting) dissection of even more interesting and dissecting people! (Please laugh, this is all I have).  

YOU GUYS! IT'S HERE! Like a lover holding you deeply in their arms, the slow heave of their chest reminding you, right now, in this moment, you are safe, from everything, from everything they may ever be, from everything you may be, everything you were, the weight of the world lifted from your shoulders, right now, here, all gone, in this moment, our moment, together. But seriously! ITS FUCKING HERE!

Oh no, the pelicans from the previous comments section are coming after you! >:(! Fly you saucy salmons, fly and be free! Whilst you're fleeing for your life, don't forget to listen to this podcast. It will keep you safe, I promise. 

Hello you spicy pelicans! Look at you guzzling those fish, wow, you're so impressive. Yum yum yum. 

If we're tired or belligerent, apologies, its so hot.  SO hot! So if our energy is whack (its Blows fault). Also how good is True Detective? *chefs kiss*

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. 

I'm going to be really honest with you pepperonis (and you can't judge me). Every time I upload an episode theres an option to click if these episodes are explicit. I am actually so desensitised to these episodes theres at least half a second where I go "Huh, was this episode explicit?" Now you promised to not judge me, soooo.... ENJOY THE EP! 

It's so close, Blow and I are going to watch at least like... 4 episodes of Vanderpump today. That means we'll be wrapping up season 10. Also, Wheels of Time on Amazon was a real good watch, if its worth reading please let me know, I'm really not sure if I can commit to 14 books but the world seems really interesting! Anyway, love you all!

*makes gun noises whilst pretending to be an interesting person*This move was very effective. 

Hello beautifuls! This is by far not our best episode. BY FAR, in fact it took me almost three weeks to be willing to upload it and I really wanted to tell you that when it comes to making anything you're not always going to bring your best. It doesn't exist, its hypothetical, I wanted to re-record this, we didn't. Give yourself enough compassion to go "This is what i'll change next time. This is enough this time." Love you all, please enjoy this new ep. <3

Around and around we go, where the shit stops? Only the cast of Vanderpump will know! What a glorious weekend it is my little frankfurts, I hope you find a lovely bath to slip into and warm that sack to your meat known as skin. I'm sorry, I may be a little tired, does anyone really read these? Help. 

Hello you adorable quesadillas, pleasure yourselves with a feast! Now, as i'm 31 and kind of an idiot I don't know how to put this and Part 1 before season 10. If I work it out i'm not changing this episode description. We'll pretend this is a happy little accident. LOVE YOU! 

Blow and Job get into some pretty grizzly details about sex stuff. It was awful, don't listen to this, you'll never recover. NEVER. Neither of them are married, gross. 

The three musketeers tackle the harding hit reality of Love After Lock-up! Special guest G-spot bringing in the edge but boy do we love that rapscallion. Blow bullies Job (whats new?) and Job is as smart, funny and talented as always (#blessedbuthumble). 

Blow and I just watched Migration, it was actually a lot of fun. Would recommend. If you don't like I don't know what to tell you... I'm really sorry about whatever you're going through. Lots of love. 

Ahhh, Weddings, how nice. That's it, why are you reading this? Listen to another episode, consume, consume, CONSUME. 

How good are galaxy globes? I have one, i'm not even kidding, they're great! Get some fairy lights and one of those bad boys, your night times are going to rock. Please Target sponsor us, we have no money and Blow stole my cardboard box. It's raining out here. 

Awww, look at you and that beautiful smile. It lights up the room, don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. I wouldn't lie about something like that. Anyway, I hope we're all having our protein shakes and uhh... Gardening?

Throw back to some 007? You tell me, seriously, please, someone talk to me, I'm putting a lot of personality into these podcasts. I'm over 30 :( i've got nothing else. 

Shmoopy bloops! Please let me out of my cage, its cold in here.