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Rebrand

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Hosted by married couple Ashly Burch and Mort Burke, Rebrand is a comedy 'cast unafraid to take on any subject, item or philosophy and rebrand the heck out of it. From Bagel Bites, to Wisconsin, to the concept of death, we're here to give these failing brands a shot in the arm with our branding genius.

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  1. 69: Signing Off

    Hey Friends! I'm sorry to announce that we're ending our beautiful podcast. Thank you so much to everyone who listened and supported. We're grateful to have gotten to make so many episodes of a silly lil' show that we're really proud of. This will be the only episode we don't have to list as...

  2. 68: Wheat Thins

    Join the OG Rebrand crew of Ash, Mort and Danie "The Producinator" Wright as they rebrand Wheat Thins! Laugh your busy little head off as we discuss how the Wheat Thins website appears to be from 2004, why they're weirdly sweet and what would happen if Gandolf had giant boobs. Enjoy!…

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  3. 67: Reese's Pieces

    Mort, Ashly and Danie let their opinions fly concerning all things Reese's. Mort and Ashly get HEATED regarding the perfect sweet snack. It's like a damn episode of Real Housewives in here, but with more plastic surgery! @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch and @DanieLeighArt You can find us on Patreon…

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  4. 66: Pringles

    Why did Ashly and Mort choose Justin Long to be the new Face Of Pringles? It's a twisted logic you'll only understand by listening to this episode of Rebrand! @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch Episode Art by @DanieLeighArt You can find us on Patreon where at the moment you can get a free 7 day trial...

  5. 65: Valentine's Day

    Ashly and Mort go solo in what may truly be the most filthy episode of Rebrand yet! Join us as we discuss genitalia shaped plushies, a bangable toy for your dog or cat and more! @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch Episode Art by @DanieLeighArt You can find us on Patreon where at the moment you can get a...

  6. 64: Twizzlers With Zach Mendez

    Mort is joined by his good pal, actor/comedian/VO God, Zach Mendez to rebrand Twizzlers. @MortBurke @Zach.Mendez and @Ashlyburch Episode Art by @DanieLeighArt You can find us on Patreon where at the moment you can get a free 7 day trial Follow us on Instagram! Support @LATaco as they cover the…

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  7. 63: Quaker Oats With Good Morning From Hell

    The Quaker Oats guy before Rebrand: boring, old, scary. The Quaker Oats guy after Rebrand: Hip, Modern, Sexy!? Ashy and Mort are joined by the guys from the hit 'cast Good Morning From Hell (@morningfromhell) and Tales from the Stinky Dragon (@stinkydragonpod) to make the bland world of Quaker…

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  8. 62: Oscar Mayer

    Mort, Ashly and Danie display INCREDIBLE courage by taking on the behemoth of lunched meats, Oscar Mayer. Don't test this crew to rebrand low quality snacks and meats, cause you'll get shit like, Munchieblies (copyright pending) a Lunchable for stoners, and how about Waymo Hot Dog Mobiles?!...

  9. 61: Podcasts

    Time for the russian doll of Rebrand episodes: Podcasts! Super Producer Danie Wright joins Mort to address our beloved medium. We talk about what 'casts are doing right and what they're doing wrong as well as try on accents and discuss whether or not Danie is in danger of passing away from being...

  10. 60: Hyperfixation

    Mort gets so very real about his ADHD and specifically the topic of hyperfixation and the effect it has on his life. Join our courageous hosts as they address the nuances of living with executive processing disorders and discuss an erotic novel about minotaurs. This podcast truly contains...

  11. 59: Swearing

    Swearing is fun. Love it or hate it, it's a blast and it's not going anywhere. When's the last time you let a good expletive explode? How about the last time you mixed it up? Gosh damnit, anyone? Artist/Rebrand Producer/British Person Danie Wright joins Mort to address the world of swears. Do…

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  12. 58: Hell

    Mort N' Ashly (Celeb Combo Nickname) take on the devil and...win!? We're rebranding Hades, baby! The Hot Down Under, Where The Fun People Go, The Place DMX Described As Hot! We discuss spiritually and philosophical thought as well as a squirt gun you have to scream to operate. It's a truly varied...

  13. 57: Stuffed Animals

    We're sick and tired of the oldism that prevents adults from enjoying the soft, calming comfort of stuffed animals. Time to make the adult equivalent (and an easy million dollars) by rebranding the world of the stuffie! Laugh your silly tush off as we discuss how soft plushie versions of…

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  14. 56: Q & A

    Welcome to a fun AND special episode of Rebrand! We're taking questions from the Rebrand Discord which takes us on tangents like anxiety based RPGs, Scotland and how to get into standup/make your comedy work 4 you (Mort's thinking about a career in inspirational speaking where it's important to…

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  15. 55: Screaming

    Screaming is one of Ashly's great loves. She does small screams and big screams all day long and she wants to talk about it, DARN IT (screamed)! Did you know singing is just pretty screaming? That's one among many wildly insightful opinion in this episode. It's as silly as all get out and…

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  16. 54: Candy

    Gang, it's 2025, we can say this: Tootsie Rolls are gross. Mort realizes mid-episode that "tootsie" means foot. Are Tootsie Rolls named after toes? Even grosser? I'd say so. Mort N' Ash go Rebrand wild on all manner of thing in this one, including a segment from Rebrand pal/artist/producer Danie...

  17. 53: Heavy Metal With Jason Kaye

    Comic/Musician/Impressionist Jason Kaye joins us to rebrand the music he loves: METAL. This episode's all facemelters and fret shredding as Jason gives us the skinny on his favorite genre. The fans (pretty nice!), the subgenres (swamp metal!) and he helps us create our own metal band (Bernie...

  18. 52: Butts

    Mort and Ashly take on the almighty Butt. Can butts even be rebranded? They're beloved by all, and those that claim not to love butts are secretly driven by their attraction to them. That's how powerful butts are. So what could your courageous hosts even bring to the table? You'll have to hit...

  19. 51: Success In Comedy With Dana Weddle

    Rebrand Co-host, brilliant writer/performer and my wife, Ashly Burch, was away for the recording of this ep. So we enlisted the help of LA Comic and actor Danna Weddle! Dana and I (Mort Burke, comedian/podcast descriptor) get deep in the weeds about standup, comedy in LA, what creates challenges...

  20. 50: The 50th Episode

    Hey Gang! We did it! 50 hilarious hilarious, thoughtful and occasional profound episodes of Rebrand. Joining us for this very special occasion is Rebrand artist and Discord manager Danie Wright! We discuss her favorite creations for the show, how Mort is getting better at tech stuff and Danie...

  21. 49: Drag Queens

    Drag Queens need no rebranding. They're doing great. So we're rebranding the world around them! From Drag Congress to Drag Trash Men/Women/Non B.'s, we get deep into how much more colorful the world would be if peppered with more drag! Mortashly (Celeb Combo Nickname) also discuss morning DJs…

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  22. 48: Arguments

    Arguments in a relationship are like actor Giovianni Rabissi. When they first show up you're like, "huh?" It's frustrating and confusing. But if you're patient they start to make sense and after a while you couldn't imagine life without them. Aortshly (Celeb Combo Nickname) had an argument…

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  23. 47: Social Media With Bug Williamson

    Hilarious Standup Comic and Tik Tok Master Bug Williamson joins us to Rebrand social media! You may recognize Bug from your For You page as they've been blowing up with absurd, wondrous and super funny reels and toks for a while now. They help Aortshly (Celeb combo nickname) address the…

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  24. 46: Video Games With Ron Funches

    Beloved comic/actor Ron Funches to discuss the world of vidy'a games and how to improve them! You know Ron from his legendary Standup career and tons of TV/Film stuff including Loot on Apple TV, Final Space (With Ashly) and one episode of a lil' Fox show called Enlisted that Mort was on. Mort and...

  25. 45: Whales With Miranda Perry

    Standup Comic/Writer/Storyteller Miranda Perry joins Maorshtly (Celeb couple nickname) to rebrand the world of their beloved whale! Miranda knows a ton about this magical, awe-inspiring mammal and we use those facts to create a culture-shaping animated film on the majestic ocean dweller. Also…

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  26. 44: Parking Tickets

    I mean, are these two married OR WHAT!? Your hosts, Morshtly (celeb couple nickname), have finally decided to address parking tickets, and you know what? They're not into 'em. Ashly is livid! The hosts of Rebrand use that spiritual fire to transform this annoyance into a beautiful new world. A...

  27. 43: Farts

    This episode your very married hosts, AshMortly (celeb combo nickname), address powerful ways to change how we view the funniest thing the body does, farting. Join your toot guides as they discuss whether people should loudly announce a forthcoming fart, which song would best replace a fart if…

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  28. 42: Exercise

    Join REAL-LIFE married co-hosts Maortshly (Celeb combo nickname) as they rebrand exercise! Ashly and Mort are a couple 'a nerds who've never been able to exercise just for the heck of it, and yet they're both physically active doing things they love, and you can too! It's another wonderfully...

  29. 41: Night Owls With Stephen Cha

    Los Angeles comedian Stephen Cha joins Mort to discuss the world of the nocturnal. Too long have those who ride the night been oppressed by the well-balanced and efficient morning types. Mort and Stephen speak up for those of us for the night-watchers, those of us who feel more comfy under the...

  30. 40: Road Trips

    The great American road trip. The forgotten joy of the endless highway. Let's r'brand it, shall we? Mortshly (celeb combo name) come to you live from inside a rented Volvo speeding down the 101 just south of San Francisco. They discuss whether or not Mort invented the word Adulting, magic Jesus,...

  31. 39: Rain With River Butcher

    For too long has rain been considered nothing more than a ruiner plans, destroyer of picnics, or the antithesis of baseball. Incomparable Comedian/Actor/Writer River Butcher joins us for our first rebranding of a weather phenomenon! And baby, we get into it all. We’re talking cozy naps. We’re...

  32. 38: The NFL With Jonathon Hollis

    There are some episodes that just work. There was some ineffable magic in the air, perhaps. Who knows why? Maybe personal Karmas aligned. Maybe Mort didn't stay up all night watching Monster Squad or something equally ridiculous. Whatever the reason, this is one of those episodes. The…

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  33. 37: The Gig Economy

    It's another super fun Mashortly (celeb combo nickname) episode! America's most married twosome are livin' and laughin' it up in what Ashly calls "our most wander-y episode yet"! The Romantic Pals end up finding the theme of todays episode through some very organic sillying when Mort decides he...

  34. 36: Babies

    Mashlort (celeb combo nickname) are back and more married than ever! But they're not JUST married. They're also gifted marketers and social engineers, and today they've got their powerful sights on rebranding babies. Love 'em or hate 'em, babies aren't going anywhere. So it's time to shift the...

  35. 35: Bar Fights With Elyse Willems

    North American treasure and Funhouse alumni Elyse Willems joins us to rebrand the wildly violent world of bar fights! Join us for a wonderful Imagination Journey where we create bars designed for fights that involve weapon stashes, treadmill-floors and kids! If you're so inclined, support the pod...

  36. 34: Naps

    Join Mortly (my celeb couple nickname suggestion) for a very intimate rebrand as we discuss how noone's napping enough. Come join our sleepy adventure as we completely shift the cultural tone around konkin' out briefly during the day! We invent a new thing called Nap Jail which is a lot softer…

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  37. 33: Motorcycles With James Willems

    What is cool? How do we define masculinity in modern America? Should more dogs wear goggles? All this and much more is discussed in todays Rebrand! You know writer/comedian James Willems from Funhouse and co-writing Ghostbusters: Spirits Unleashed, but did you know he's part of a band of LA...

  38. 32: Death With Maud Kelly

    This is it, gang. The one. The motherload. The Big Sleepenist, Bucket-Kickin'est, Dirt-Nappin'est Rebrand subject of all. We're taking on death. And to do it, we've enlisted the help of Author and Best American Poet (officially, in 2009), Maud Kelly. We figured, who better than a decorated...

  39. 31: Roommates With Luke Null

    Wondrous Comedy Man Luke Null joins Mortly (celeb combo nickname) to get serious about the issue of Roommates. Luke regales us with tales of a punk rock house that used to be a morgue and getting an acid dealer to replace him when he had to move out of his Chicago apartment. Ashly gets real as…

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  40. 30: Flights With Elyza Halpern

    We're joined on this super funny episode by the great Elyza Halpern. She's an LA comic as well as an, dare we say, internet personality? Whatever you call her, she's goddamn hilarious. We discuss flying and all that entails: the fears, the similarities to a public bus, the need for a 'babies…

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  41. 29: Comedy Tours With George Mcaulliffe

    We're joined by comedian, writer, director George Mcauliffe to rebrand the world of touring as a comedian! The boys are recording in Salt Lake City while finishing up a midwest tour. They talk about the experience as it compares to being a maniac in your 20s, how life is a podcast and doing…

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  42. 28: Birthdays With Nick Wiger

    We're psyched, blessed and honored to welcome co-host of the amazing Doughboys Podcast, Nick Wiger, to the pod! Nick brings it hard in this episode about birthdays despite not really liking them particularly! We discuss fav birthday memories, Arby's birthdays and vanilla as a flavor AND a...

  43. 27: Dads With Jeremy Kirkland

    Friend, hit podcaster and real-life father of 2, Jeremy Kirkland of Blamo Podcast joins Rebrand to talk Dads! This is a wonderful episode that has lots of hilarious stuff (do kids today even GET japanese denim?!). But it's also a super insightful, vulnerable discussion about how to be a good dad...

  44. 26: Fast Food With Mike Mitchell

    Co-host of the beloved Doughboys podcast, improviser and friend Mike Mitchell joins America's marriedest couple to rebrand fast food! Learn how Mike and Mort met and get a brief run-down of LA sketch history including some Bob Odenkirk stories before we go wild designing all sorts of new...

  45. 25: Divorce With Julie Golden

    America's brandingest couple is joined by comic and producer Julie Golden to change how we look at divorce. This episode is hilarious and deeply human as we discuss everything from platonic marriage ceremonies to what a divorced baby would sound like. Turns out maybe the best partner you could…

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  46. 24: Pitbulls With Hannah Renee

    Welcome to an especially dog-friendly episode of Rebrand! Los Angeles comic and Professional Brander Hannah Renee joins us to improve the branding of our branding-based show and talk about how pitbulls are actually great. We get real deep into throwing phones into traffic as a power move as well…

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  47. 23: Manners With Derek Waters

    Ashly and Mort are v excited to be joined by legendary creator and host of Drunk History, Derek Waters. We discuss movie etiquette, the time Derek got an enraged motorist to chill, and Derek's history with the Mike Myer's film, The Love Guru. Lots of fun stories in this one, gang. We think you're...

  48. 22: Small Talk With Danny Niquette

    Ashly and Mort are joined by wonderful LA comedian and friend of the pod, Danny Niquette. This week we’re rebranding Small Talk - and I can assure you despite what big talk may have led you to believe, small talk is where it’s at. Join us as we discuss a grey woman, Ashly and Mort’s first date,...

  49. 21: Anime With Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman

    Rebrand is joined by the hosts of our fave podcast, Couples Therapy. Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman join the pod to address all things Anime! Mort's left out in the cold as he doesn't understand a goddamn thing said while Ashly and guests banter, roast and celebrate the best and the silliest...

  50. 20: Reality TV With Hannah Beth

    LA based comedian and actor Hannah Beth joins Ashly and Mort to take on the controversial world of Reality Television. We discuss lots of crossovers (Like Jersey Shore on The Deadliest Catch (Not addressed on the show, but should have been), using Reality TV to learn about red flags and how…

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Hosted by married couple Ashly Burch and Mort Burke, Rebrand is a comedy 'cast unafraid to take on any subject, item or philosophy and rebrand the heck out of it. From Bagel Bites, to Wisconsin, to the concept of death, we're here to give these failing brands a shot in the arm with our branding genius.

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