Recine Time

Michele is sick but not that kind. Culture is all fake and bad now. Lindsey Graham goes to hell and does unspeakable things with women.

Mike has a nepo baby moving client. A kid was eaten by dogs. Mike discusses this and more, including smoking crack, his dad's complicated relationship with Jesus, the scam economy, and the evil glasses being peddled by Kylie Jenner.

America is being taken over by Islamic style communism and the movement needs a leader. Some people are saying it’s the end of AIPAC. Mike does just enough birthday celebrating, unlike some other guy. Deb betrays Mike in a dream. 

Elon Musk becomes a trillionaire following the record-breaking public debut of SpaceX on the Nasdaq. Critics and retirement fund managers argue this forces everyday investors to bear the risk of a highly speculative, heavily valued asset. We try to sell a table on Facebook marketplace. Mike looks back on the Oslo accords and Everybody Loves Raymond.

Scott and Sean come in for some sweet riffs. Iran shot down an Apache helicopter. Knicks are in the playoffs. And we cover a “special” conversation this week about the sanctity of life. #OFS

Welcome to Recine Time. A landlord pushes a tenant to the brink. More guys are getting harassed by their bosses. Mike has no choice but to learn about Graham Platner.

Some good things are coming Mike’s way. Another white guy stuck in a cave.

Humanity is headed down a dark road. People are falling in love with their chat bots and then doing self harm. But on today’s episode Mike is joined by Johnny Salami to solve the loneliness crisis and fix our men once and for all.

Alejandra comes back to share some tips on how to reduce your grocery bill. AI finds new ways to be evil. We lib out a little about Obama and muse on a story more evil than Sandy Hook.

A special solo ep at home.

Mike follows a breaking story. Hooker begs to be back on the show. Mike says ok even though he’s not sure if she can read. We share our thoughts on Robert Moses and Booker T Washington.

Mike sits down with psychiatric nurse practitioner and sexual assault forensic examiner Jennifer Koonings for a conversation about being Stop Antisemitism's "antisemite of the week," the October 7th "mass rape hoax," her trip to Iran, and more.

Mike heads up to Boston with comedian and divorcee Andy Haynes for a quick job. Michele interrupts the show to yell at Mike. We riff about being cucked and getting divorced.

Iran agrees to a ceasefire. Are strippers dogs or are they cats? Mike and joined by comedian and podcaster Na'im Ali, and they discuss Farrakhan, how to raise sons, and if nukesRfake. Plus some insight into the meme warfare Mike uses on his wife.

Mike is joined by Nick Viagas and Lauren LeRoux. Mike reveals to the haters that he does have friends. The gang shares some Charlie Kirk theories and revisits the Leo Frank case. America is your mom with BPD. Mike tries to understand big tech. Bomb dogs dont make mistakes.

Mike tries to find Jesus, then Mike tries to build an alliance with the right. Let us know how we did! 

Is Bibi dead? Is Jack Harlow black? Has Zohran cucked too soon? Al Qaeda and ISIS are giving nepo baby? We tackle the tough questions. 

Mike brings his cousin Chas back on the show to warn him about the Iran war. Mike has an idea to help the people of God. Jessica Burbank calls in and answers Mike’s questions about economic collapse and a world without Boomers.

We're at war with Iran. Politicians don't send their kids to war. But there was one who did. And who was the Ayatollah really?

It’s open season on cops. Mike dips his toe in private equity.Everybody try to donate ten bucks if you have the means: https://chuffed.org/project/152516-help-us-survive?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQPMTI0MDI0NTc0Mjg3NDE0AAGndiD3-ylOXWdLYVvqSwpGkQa47zq6G6nssaYMsrZ2PuYG-u9Pka7R84gRCX8_aem_Lwml8dj0LsMtlIEN2esTrw

Mike looks back on the death of Mussolini and has a few ideas on how to avoid a major cheating scandal. Deb made Mike install a baby gate.

World run by secret shadowy elite ??? Can you believe it??? Mike talks about the Epstein files and that stupid conspiracy pyramid from 2021.

Plus the best part of being a dad.

I guess we're all feds.

Mike Recine comes clean about something really embarassing. The ruling class wants you divided into two camps. Cornel West is letting you down. Barack Obama is in for a rude awakening at the zoo.

Mike encounters white Latinos, teaches Michele about grilling, and maybe he actually does love this country.

Mike talks about male lonliness, capitalism, and Shein influencers. We're Ian Carolling through the night. Happy Holidays folks. Respect women, kiss your wife.

Joe Rogan & McDonalds's are both part of a secret plan to make you dumb. Something's up with that Australian guy. PDF comedian Jerry Seinfeld has some interesting ideas. Happy Hannukah. We are Mike Recine.

Will Menaker (Chapo Trap House) confronts Mike about his mustache man praise (apparently he wasn't actually a funny guy?) and talks about Zohran's police chief, Nick Fuentes, and some of his favorite movies.

Ben Shapiro is excellent at reviewing musical comedy. The red pill masculinity that is so popular with Gen Z is probably just a bunch of right wing closested homosexuals. And why is Hitler trending on TikTok right now?

Mike spends family time time with his wife, his son, and his special hooker friend. Blippi is unsettling and Ms. Rachel has been scorned by the Upper West Side. Consider reminding your relatives what Obama and Clinton did to Gaddadi at Thanksgiving this year.

Kamala Harris attones for her sins. And as more Jeffrey Epstein information emergers, Mike Recine wonders what trafficking even is, asks why certain types of people stick together, and tries to organize a new political party.

Mike talks about the New York Jets, Dick Cheney dying, Hooters going conservative, and filling the war hole with a furry tail.

Mike talks about hot girls for Zohran, white guys from Ohio, and the difference Andrew Cuomo and Norman Finklestein. Then friend of the show Allen Strickland Williams drops by to chat about riding the bus, getting scammed, and Curtis Sliwa’s wife.Buy Allen Strickland Williams’s album here: https://www.allenstricklandwilliams.com

Mike Recine talks about the establishment pressuring Sliwa to drop out to usher in a Cuomo victory, doing laundy while attending a PTA meeting, and why Elmo's wife needs to shut her mouth. He also asks if we should get money out of politics explores the under-considered perspective of the rich people who influence elections -- they have feelings too. And if anyone should drop out it's Cuomo because he sexually harasses everyone.

Mike asks if he should wear a shock collar like Hasan Piker's dog, wonders why NYC Mayoral Candidate Zohran Mamadani keeps getting asked about foreign policy, investigates if Curtis Sliwa has a trans wife, and wears a cowboy hat.

The Little Mermaid can make you gay.

A quiet evening at The Recine House takes a turn when Mandi shows up and asks for Mike's help after being stiffed by a client and Mike agrees to confront the guy. Mike and Mandi ponder some of life's big questions on the ride over. Mike has some questions about Jane Goodall. 

Mike gets a call from the KHive. Deb drops in to talk about Riyadh, silencing your enemies and getting stuck on the train. Mike has a bone to pick with the troops. Deb ponders Mike’s risk of deleting himself.

Mike and the Hooker talk about Charlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel and restaurant work.  https://patreon.com/recinetime

Ok, it’s finally here. A Recine Time First. An honest conversation about race. Comedian Na'im Ali joins us to answer listener-submitted questions about race and talk about cheating, tipping, the girl on the bus and African Art. Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/sj0xfH155p8 Follow Na'im: https://x.com/Naim__Ali https://www.instagram.com/naim__ali/ Support us on Patreon and join our livestreams every Monday: https://patreon.com/recinetime

Mandi converts to Islam; comedian Sameer Naseem joins the show to talk about dealing with zios.  Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/ldwntjTiECo  Bonus episode every week for only $5 a month: https://patreon.com/recinetime

Rosa gets a visit from an immigration officer; Mike, Rosa and Jonny take a road trip.  Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Ibpqyuotf9g  Support us on Patreon and get access to our Monday night livestreams for only $5 a month https://patreon.com/recinetime

Mandi is alive but in rough shape after an incident with some Austin comics; Mike, Hooker and Mandi answer your relationship questions.  Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/bK-gkwQKP4M  Subscribe to our Patreon for access to a bonus episode/livestream every Monday: https://patreon.com/recinetime

Mike and Deb contemplate life in the suburbs, Deb struggles to find a mosquito repellent that works, and Mike wants the government out of his museums while he and Deb wait for a visit from Mike's Uncle Tommy. 

An accident forces the team to think on their feet. Hooker graciously lets us into her house. Mike brushes up on his Italian and takes some calls about ice cream. We also talk about armed resistance. 

US journalist Jeremy Loffredo was held by Israel for four days in 2024 following his report on Iranian missile strikes within the country. He stops by to talk about journalism and the current situation in Gaza.  Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/dv2B2PJP94I  Subscribe to our Patreon and get a bonus episode every week: https://patreon.com/recinetime

Beth Stelling joins us to talk about being cheated on and why men fall in love with sex workers; Mike tests The Hooker's knowledge of basic trivia. Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/bGvuhxGMHvE Join our Patreon and get a bonus episode every week for $5 a month: https://patreon.com/recinetime

Mike and the Hooker grieve the losses of the most important people in their lives; Maddie Wiener and Adam Gilbert stop by Mike's apartment.  Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/IZMyhAmVRRE  Bonus episode/livestream every week for $5 a month: https://patreon.com/recinetime

Mike wears an ill-fitting shirt; Mike and Jonny talk about restaurant work, Ali Khamenei, Jesse Eisenberg and leftist political messaging. Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/9vaElmz8Wgk Get an extra episode for $5 a month: https://patreon.com/recinetime