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Red Eye Report

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Each episode of the Red Eye Report is an irreverent trip down an obscure internet rabbit hole. The crew discusses video games, movies, television shows, and strange nuggets from history. The results are usually highly inaccurate, sometimes insightful, and consistently hilarious. Find more at theredeyereport.com

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Episodes

  1. Those Silly UAPs - RER 492

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about weird shit in the sky, a shadow breakaway civilization, and apparently the CIA is searching DNA sites for alien-human hybrids. Also on the show, all pilots are Furries and the new Ocarina of Time remake is looking great. Download the Red Eye...

  2. DECLASSIFIED DUMBNESS - EP 491

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss weird classified projects. Also on the show, Shaggy Dog Sheeran and getting trapped on I-90 in Chicago and filling up your adult diaper. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com

  3. MUSIC & MURDER - RER 490

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Music & Murder. There are some messed up album covers out there! Also in the show, Ashtray flings his fat dad body off a janky tree stand and rope swing and Teddy rants about Covid. Here we go again! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get…

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  4. Asia's Titanic MV Doña Paz Disaster - RER 489

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Asia's Titanic, the MV Doña Paz Disaster. A lot of shit went wrong that night. Also in the show, Ashtray shares a story that only the king of hipsters could share, and Oracle warns of pink slime journalism coming to a mailbox near you. Download…

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  5. BICYCLES - RER 488

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Bicycles. Where the hell did they even come from? It is an interesting story, and the fact that early iterations were called 'Boneshakers' says a lot. Also on the show, four middle-aged men shake their fist and yell at technology, and Trump uses…

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  6. PROPAGANDA - RER 486

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Propaganda. We fire off a few Finger guns and as usual, we pierce the veil of modern media with our award winning banter and not gay at all attitude. Also on the show, we talk classic literature and price gouging in the rental car market. Download...

  7. Incest - RER 485

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Incest. At home DNA tests are outting a bunch of incestuous shenanigans. That's a tough one to come back from.... Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com

  8. ITTY BIDDY - RER 484

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about teeny weenie things. Some this artwork is absolutely insane and needs powerful microscopes to even see it! And then there's the Brits and Queen Mary's Dolls' House. Apparently, they had too much time on their hands in 1921. theredeyereport.com...

  9. Why Gaming Will Never Have Another E3 | RER 483

    Is the magic of E3 gone forever, or has gaming just evolved past the need for it? 🎮 In this episode of RER, we’re taking a massive nostalgia trip back to the Electronic Entertainment Expo. From the mind-blowing console reveals and legendary stage blunders to the hype that used to define our...

  10. How the Press Shaped History: Muckrakers, PR, & the Digital Age | RER 482

    In this episode, we dive deep into the fascinating, scandalous, and world-changing history of journalism. We explore how early newspapers fueled revolutions, how media tycoons like Hearst and Pulitzer invented sensational "yellow journalism" to drive profits, and how a fearless group of...

  11. The Facilitated Communication Rabbit Hole: Unlocking Voices or Prompting Answers? | RER 481

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dive deep into one of the most controversial and scientifically debunked practices in the world of disability care: Facilitated Communication (FC). Marketed as a miraculous breakthrough that gives a voice to the voiceless, FC involves an "aide" guiding…

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  12. AI, Cognitive Decline & The Future of Learning - RER 480

    Are we using AI to assist our brains, or are we using it to replace our thinking? Join us for our upcoming RER Report Livestream as we unpack the critical intersection of generative AI, cognitive development, and the modern educational landscape. As AI tools become deeply integrated into our…

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  13. FRAUDS: The Men Who Sold the Eiffel Tower, the Brooklyn Bridge, & Fake Countries | RER

    Would you buy the Brooklyn Bridge? What about a beachfront property in a country that doesn't exist? Tonight on RER, we're diving into the unbelievable true stories of history's most notorious con men, swindlers, and scammers. Join us as we break down the psychology, the audacity, and the…

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  14. The Gilded Age: Robber Barons, Titans of Industry & Mistic's Nutbutter | Red Eye Report

    Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we're taking a trip back to the Gilded Age to dissect the original Titans of Industry—the Robber Barons who built (and bought) America. Grab a drink and join Oracle, Ashtray, Teddy, and Mistic as we stumble through history, corner the discount bic lighter market…

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  15. LIVE: Artemis II & The Return to the Moon! | Red Eye Report

    NASA is officially heading back to the moon! 🚀 Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we are diving deep into the Artemis II mission. We're breaking down the crew, the tech, the timeline, and what this historic lunar flyby means for the future of space exploration. Grab a drink, and let’s talk about our...

  16. DUMBs: Inside the Government's Secret Subterranean Empire | Red Eye Report

    Are we literally sitting on top of a classified, subterranean empire? In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we are digging deep into the phenomenon of DUMBs—Deep Underground Military Bases. We start with the cold, hard, declassified facts: massive, multi-billion dollar continuity-of-government...

  17. Ep. 475 - The Wilmington Massacre

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dive deep into a dark and often overlooked chapter of American history: the Wilmington Massacre of 1898. Known as the only successful coup d'état on U.S. soil, this event saw a white supremacist mob overthrow a legitimately elected biracial government in...

  18. Parenting or Prison? The Dark Side of Raising Winners

    Is your dad a hero or a cautionary tale? This week on the Red Eye Report, we’re diving into the dark, pushy, and occasionally criminal world of Parenting. Whether it’s forcing a child to speedrun Super Mario 3 before doing math or raising a future bank-robbing toddler, we explore the fine line...

  19. Stolen Corpses & Yakuza Debts: Famous Ransoms | Red Eye Report

    Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we’re negotiating our release while breaking down the wildest, weirdest, and most famous ransom cases in history. From stolen celebrity corpses to Yakuza run-ins, we are covering it all while waiting for the wire transfer to clear. Tonight's Hostage Situation…

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  20. Why the Fibonacci Sequence is Everywhere | Red Eye Report

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray, Oracle, Mystic, and Teddy dive deep into the mathematical blueprint of reality: Sacred Geometry. We explore how ancient civilizations used geometric patterns to build monuments and how these same shapes appear in everything from honeycombs to human...

  21. BATTLE OF ATHENS TENNESSEE - RER 471

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a deep dive down the rabbit hole into one of the most incredible—and often forgotten—moments in American history: The Battle of Athens, Tennessee (1946). When World War II veterans returned home to McMinn County, they didn't find the peace they…

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  22. CORPORATOCRACIES - RER 470

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Corporatocracies around the world. Also in the show, Teddy reviews Marvel Cosmic Invasion, and Oracle beefs about his gutter falling off (and Meta killing the Messenger app on PC). Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts....

  23. NORD STREAM SABOTAGE - RER 469

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Nord Stream Pipeline Sabotage. There's a bunch of shady stuff surrounding this case. Also in the show, the Scots are amazing trolls, and who the hell is Billy Don Burns? Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts....

  24. THE DEMIURGE AND THE ABRAHAMIC MIND VIRUS - RER 468

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Demiurge and the Abrahamic Mind Virus. Also in the show, we discover Teddy has no idea who Ken Burns is. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

  25. NEW SPORTS BETTING - RER 467

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss New Sports Betting. Gambling is EVERYWHERE, and it is getting more engrained in general entertainment. Also in the show, Teddy has an insatiable need to get drunk at airports and Ashtray lays out some cray cray false accusations at Whitehorse…

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  26. LOUVRE HEIST - RED EYE REPORT 466

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the recent Louvre Heist and other heists. Europeans...they like pulling off heists! Also in the show, Ashtray dishes on an insane Florida Man death train and Old Man Jenkins Oracle decries the dying FB Messenger Windows App. Download the Red Eye...

  27. RISE OF STRATEGIC CARGO THEFT - RER 465

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the rise of strategic cargo theft. Criminals are getting sophisticated, and getting freight moved without getting ripped off has gotten way more complicated over the past few years. Also in the show, Ashtray smashed some apples and Teddy teabags...

  28. RADIO - RED EYE REPORT 464

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss radio. It revolutionized how we communicate just over a hundred years ago. A lot has changed, and yet, a lot has remained the same. Also on the show, the U.N. sabotages Trump, and Ashtray asks for a ho break. Download the Red Eye Report wherever…

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  29. RECALLS AND F'D UP PRODUCTS - RER 463

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Recalls and F'd Up Products. A few takeaways: A) there are some scumbag companies out there. B) what the hell was going in around 2010? Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

  30. RICH GETTING RICHER - RER 462

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss celebrities that have made huge amounts of cash in surprising ways--business and amazing business that set them up for the rest of their lives. Also in the show, Fake Beebs hits the Strip, and Teddy tries to track down a klepto stealing air...

  31. OKLAHOMA CITY BOMBING JOHN DOE #2 - RER 461

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Oklahoma City Bombing and John Doe #2. Sketchy....Also in show the, Teddy nerds out on some Shinobi and Cracker Barrel adopts a bar of soap as their logo. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

  32. IMPERIAL PACIFIC - RED EYE REPORT 460

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Imperial Pacific casino. Corruption has run amok in Saipan. Speaking of running amok, Teddy fills us in on some big boy rollercoasters, and Mistic details his out of control road rage. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your…

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  33. CARNIVAL POOP CRUISE - RER 459

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Carnival Poop Cruise. All I can say is shit lasagna. Also in the show, Liver King goes off the deep end, and Mistic pleads for humanity to stop messing with the dinos. We have enough Jurassic Parks. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get...

  34. JUNETEENTH - RER 458

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Juneteenth. What's some of the history or why have white folks really only been aware of Juneteenth for the past decade or so? Also in the show, Teddy preps for yet another cruise, and Ashtray shares a wild poisoning case in the Madison area....

  35. NEW WORLD SCREWWORM - RER 457

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Screwworm. They are absolutely disgusting, and they are making a comeback. Also in the show, Teddy shows off his Switch 2, and Ashtray gets the phone repair runaround. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts....

  36. FLOPS - RER 456

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss flops. When something launches, and well, it flops, it’s a mega kick in the nuts. Was it warranted? You be the judge. We take a look at a few epic fails. Also in the show, hot takes on Andor Season 2, and Ashtray pulls out his RUMP watch. Download...

  37. NAZI RATLINES - RER 455

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Nazi Ratlines. A lot of Nazis escaped Germany post-WWII. Where they went and how they got there might surprise you. Also in the show, Teddy crawls some dungeons and Oracle dumps his oil. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts....

  38. EXCLUSION ZONES - RER 454

    Did you know there are Exclusion Zones around the globe where you can't use any type of radio equipment, WiFi, or even your sparkplugs might be too electromagnetically loud? theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

  39. THE ZIZIANS - RER 453

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Zizians. What a bunch of weirdos. Also in the show, Oracle drools over polygonal tits, and Teddy goes after some call center scammers. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

  40. GATEWAY EXPERIENCE - RER 452

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Gateway Experience. What's up with this weird guided meditation from the 80s and why is it making a resurgence? Also in the show, Mistic weighs in on the devil and Teddy weighs in on the new Assassin's Creed. Download the Red Eye Report…

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  41. NUREMBERG TRIALS - RER 451

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Nuremberg Trials. Also in the show, Oracle goes after those waskaly wabbits, and Mistic tries to teach Me Maw how to use Office 365. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com

  42. MAKIN IT GREAT AGAIN - RER 450

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we checking in on America. Also in the show, Mistic creams his pants over a bag of chips, and we peer deep into our android minds. theredeyereport.com https://www.youtube.com/@redeyereport7254

  43. GROOMING GANGS OF THE UK - RER 449

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Grooming Gangs of the UK. Livestreams on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@redeyereport7254 theredeyereport.com

  44. AI SLOP - RED EYE REPORT 448

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss AI Slop. Livestreams on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@redeyereport7254 theredeyereport.com

  45. RED SUMMER - RED EYE REPORT 447

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Red Summer. Livestreams on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@redeyereport7254 theredeyereport.com

  46. WHEN ART GETS AN ATTITUDE - RER 446

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss unruly art. Livestreams on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@redeyereport7254 theredeyereport.com

  47. UYGHUR, I JUST MET HER - RER 445

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Uyghurs and their f'd up situation in China. Livestreams on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@redeyereport7254 theredeyereport.com

  48. SALT TYPHOON - RER 444

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Salt Typhoon. Livestreams on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@redeyereport7254 theredeyereport.com

  49. KILLER CELEBRITIES - RER 443

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Killer Celebs. Livestreams on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@redeyereport7254 theredeyereport.com

  50. ALL IN THE FAMILY - RER 442

    In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss famous people with infamous relatives. Also in the show, Teddy hits the orchestra circuit, and Ashtray crushes on an assassin. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

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Each episode of the Red Eye Report is an irreverent trip down an obscure internet rabbit hole. The crew discusses video games, movies, television shows, and strange nuggets from history. The results are usually highly inaccurate, sometimes insightful, and consistently hilarious. Find more at theredeyereport.com

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