Red State Update

Celebrate America's 250th birthday with Jackie Broyles and Dunlap! It's no 1976, that's for dang sure. In this episode, Jackie and Dunlap yell about: The Supreme Court Show: Supreme Court sure thinks a lot of itself. New rulings say Trump can fire independent agency heads but not Lisa Cook; Birthright citizenship okay for now but just barely; states can ban transgender kids from sports; asylum don't mean horse hockey so Trump and Stephen Miller can ship Haitians and Syrians back to their calm, peaceful countries where nothing bad can ever happen. Trump has to pay E. Jean Carroll, you can't sue Monsanto Roundup poison if you get cancer, no limit on money spending on billionaire PAC/candidate collabs.  Megyn Kelly gets racister, Stephen Miller goes from horrid troll to horrid troll with power, maybe we can keep pregnant women out of the USA. Trump is making bank by being president: Trump and his crooked family earned more than 1.4 billion smackers in crypto and meme coin schemes; Kazakhstan mineral bonanzas, free Qatari planes, billionaire buddies getting what they pay for, taxpayers on the hook for ballrooms. This is the out in the open stuff! Who knows what they're being sneak about. At least Albania hates Jared Kushner.  ICE still on their bull hockey: The UN is investigating the US for abuse, death, mistreatment and sexual assault in detention centers. Happy birthday America! Plus a Nashville judge keeps disabled immigrant children from  being turned over to ICE. Stephen Miller & The War on the Disabled: Stephen Miller hates the disabled, doesn't want to give them money, and wants to take away their autonomy and store them God-knows-where.  The "Great American State Fair": I know nobody's there, but man, there REALLY ain't nobody there. Poor Vanilla Ice. At least that MAGA streamer was having a good time. Plus! Billionaires are getting on our nerves, stepping on our freedom, and just really being bummers. Postmaster thugs up for Trump's voter roll snagging, mail-in ballot hoarding schemes. Trump hates Affordable Housing Bill but loves screwing over his fellow Republicans. DSA and young left candidates are spooking establishment Dems. Elon Musk says he ain't hurt no kids. JD Vance looks in the mirror and sees Richard Nixon staring back. Watergate 4ever! Plus the World Cup: since Jackie got all woke, does that mean he likes soccer now? Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap at http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate Art by Yoni Limor Photos by Robyn von Swank Music by William Sherry Jr. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube, BlueSky

On this episode of Red State Update: Father's Day Cadillac Cow Feedin THE REFLECTING POOL DISASTER Team Algae, no-bid nano bubbles, criminal contractors and Florida fellons and Dick Tracy villains. Follow the fence money. IRAN WAR OVER AGAIN AS RUN-UP TO IRAN WAR CONTINUES Trump hates Obama, so he decided to upend the Middle East, international control of the Strait of Hormuz, gas prices, soldiers' lives, and some innocent Iranians. At least we get to watch him throw JD Vance under the bus. How much can we get for that Qatar jet? THE REGIME CHANGE BOOK Jonathan Swan and Maggie Haberman's White House tell-all confirms: Trump is super-gluing gold home interior to the Oval Office walls, Netanyahu has the run of the Situation Room, we really should just stop calling it the situation room at this point, and somebody in there is definitely recording everything. PETE HEGSETH'S RACIST PROMOTION LIST Admiral Stephen D. Barnett of Columbia, Tennessee — TSU grad, stellar, distinguished career — blocked from promotion because Pete Hegseth hates Black people. I mean, it's pretty much all in his book, War on Warriors LOL. We're not making this up! Hegseth won't promote Black folks, women, any minority group. Because only white dudes have merit? CHARLIE KIRK STEALS HIGHWAY FROM VIETNAM VETS A stretch of Vietnam Veterans Boulevard outside Goodlettsville, Tennessee has been renamed the Charlie Kirk Memorial Highway. Jackie would like to remind everyone there are plenty of gravel roads available. ALSO: Trump pardons bond fraudster David Gentile (who defrauded 10,000 everyday folks like teachers, nurses, and farmers), Tulsi Gabbard's weird cult leader who apparently controlled her every move, Kristi Noem's $700 million warehouse scheme that nobody wants, everybody's making money except you, and Clint Black's role in all of this.  Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap at http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate Art by Yoni Limor Photos by Robyn von Swank Music by William Sherry Jr. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube, BlueSky  

This week Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about: Trump's birthday White House UFC fight NYT Haberman article on Situation Room Epstein Panic featuring JD Vance, Susie Wiles, Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, Dan Bongino, and more! Who's the smartest? (None of them.) Who cares about the victims? (None of them.)  Plus: the Iran war is over/still rages; Trump brags about bomb costs; Pete Hegseth says Mormons ain't Christian, uses D-Day to smug-holler about invading migrant hordes in Europe; and Tennessee's new law requireds immigrant children receiving medical care (Cancer! Heart disease! Diabetes care!) to get reported to ICE if they want to keep receiving medicine, which they won't, because then they'll be deported. Jesus Loves The Little Children? All the children of the world? Not Tennessee Jesus, I reckon. Plus Trump's name comes off the Kennedy Center (we're all paying for this stuff), Trump sleeps at the Knicks game, Chuck Norris, dirt bikes, Medicaid cuts. Red Neck Matinee episode on Breaker! Breaker! mentioned: https://podcasts.apple.com/it/podcast/breaker-breaker/id1404447976?i=1000437986730&l=en-GB Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie & Dunlap at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate Art by Yoni Limor Photos by Robyn von Swank Music by William Sherry Jr. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube, BlueSky  

On this week's Red State Update podcast, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about: Data centers in rural communities and by a damn zoo Trump's approval rating underwater — why cheatin' is easier than winnin' Renowned farmer Andy Ogles says homosexuals have no place in America — then blames his staff. And in Nuclear Family Month, no less. Trump's name comes off the Kennedy Center, but he could tear down the Statue of Liberty if he wanted.  Renowned philosopher Dr. Oz explains the nature of existence and why they're kickin people off Medicaid: Stop bein' sick and get back to work! That's your eat pray love, you dying clods. Screwworms love that Texas beef. Who don't! Besides James Tallarico. If we told you something called screwworms was Elon Musk's fault, you'd probably say, sure. Why is the world's first trillionaire so racist? How did Americans turn against billionaires so fast? Plus: Green dildos, gold horses, 60 minutes,Trump plays the victim in front of farmers, slush fund slushes back, Memphis, McMinnville, Jon Voight Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap every week over at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate This week: a special meandering conversation about Kevin Costner, but not Yellowstone, we ain't seen that This week we joined Heretic Happy Hour for more yelling! They didn't yell, they're professionals. Go listen to 'em! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/280-red-state-update-with-jackie-broyles-and-dunlap/id1289432463?i=1000770749750 Music by William Sherry Jr. Art by Yoni Limor Photos by Robyn von Swank follow us on instagram, facebook, tiktok, bluesky, all of 'em For twenty years, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap have been yellin' in a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, TN. From Bush-loving good-ol-boys to Trump-hating rednecks, from political satire to hillbilly buffoonery, from drunken Republican grumbling to shrieking woke lectures, it's been a journey and they ain't barely survived it. http://redstateupdate.com  

This week, Jackie and Dunlap yell about: Trump's 250th USAnniversary Concert: We hope our old friend Young MC is doing okay. Plus Morris Day and the Time, Purple Rain, The Commodores, Vanilla Ice, Martina McBride, C&C Music Factory, Freedom Williams, and Milli Vanilli. Trump's White House Money Pit: the UFC stage, the billion-dollar ballroom, the arch, the corrupt and inept reflecting pool job. Trump's face to appear on new $250 bill Trump sics DOJ on E. Jean Carroll, election workers in Georgia, anyone who criticizes ICE on Reddit. Ken Paxton beats John Cornyn in Texas Ken Paxton is corrupt, barely beat impeachment, and is a pdffiles best bud. No wonder Trump likes him! John Cornyn is a spineless weasel. Ted Cruz also.  Stephen Miller is an ugly f*ck Stephen Miller mocks James Tallarico, the Democrats social media mocks Stephen Miller, Katie Miller pretends to take offense.  Plus cyanide bombs, new HUD policies weaken protections for disabled tenants who rely on service animals, SNAP cuts, munitions waste in Iran. Do we have a peace deal yet? Ain't we had like eight? You can help us out and get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap plus a thank-you-kindly over at http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate Art by Yoni Limor Photos by Robyn von Swank Music by William Sherry Jr. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube, BlueSky  

In this episode of Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap yell about:  "He's My Butthole": Why people stick by Trump even when they know he's a crook. Have you been injured by weaponization after a violent attempted overthrow of the US government? Even in imaginary ways? You may be eligigle for some of this horse hockey. Trump created a nearly $2 billion "slush fund" for January 6th rioters, allies, crooks, cronies, runnin' buddies, and goons.  That money ain't slushin' anywhere but straight into Trump's pockets. Also Trump and his family can't ever be audited again. Sure! Why not. JD Vance is lookin' for fraud in all the wrong places.  Nashville gets the 2030 Super Bowl after a well-publicized week of Tennessee GOP tryin' their best to make Black Tennesseans' votes count as little as possible.  Farmer bankruptcies up, Trump admin squeezing SNAP and SSI Ebola, Hantavirus, Bezos, and other diseases enveloping the earth Trump endorses Paxton Trump's poll numbers sink, even among Republicans.  Are high gas prices "peanuts?" Nvidia, stock market manipulation, and more Trump corruption Ballroom Bimbos: Don't worry, it'll grow on you. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap at http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate Art by Yoni Limor Photos by Robyn von Swank Music by William Sherry Jr. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube, BlueSky  

On this week's Red State Update, Jackie & Dunlap yell about corruption (Trump), conmen (Trump), and d*ck doctors. Trump Goes to China, coins "Dumocrats" Trump doesn't worry about american's financial pain "not even a little bit. I don't think about americans' financial situation." Trump settled (with himself?) to drop 10 billion lawsuit against the IRS to instred launch a 1.7B fund for his buds, including January 6thers and other criminals, conmen, and reprobates. Trump's reflecting pool remodel reflects corruption, ineptitude and dumbassery.  Vance's anti-fraud task force shuts down Medicaid funding to Blue States, says there's a lot of fraud in the federal government.  "It's unbelievable how much you've been fleeced by your own government." LOL! Trump's executive assistant Natalie Harp brings in stacks of printed-out pro-Trump and racist memes for Trump to approve before she posts it all online, with no approval from staff or national security officials. Obama apes? Trump Jesus? Blame her.  Mike Johnson says congress only makes $223k a year, let 'em do some insider trading so they can buy shoes for their kids. Knoxville Bans Roots. Tennessee author Alex Haley's book Roots, cultural juggernaut and winner of the Pulitzer winner,  banned by Knox County Schools. Chud the Builder: Racist murderous online "personality" arrested in Clarksville, TN. Tennessee Speaker Cameron Sexton removed Democrats from committees and subcommittees for protesting redistricting.  Andy Ogles: My kid has nightmares that dad is going to be taken away by big bad Biden FDA Commisioner Marty Makary resigns? over flavored vapes "1 in 3 Americans is underbabied," says Dr. Oz, as he and RFK Jr. obssess over teen sperm counts.  Kash Patel watching George Strait on either your dime or some crooks' dime that the FBI won't never investigate now Plus Howard Lutnick, New ICE Leader, TUBERVILLE: "ASSIMILATE OR GO HOME;" says Muslims "here to kll us all" and  Trump official who leading Hantavirus response is a penile implant specialist. Dr. Brian Christine is an Alabama urologist and fake admiral who spouts crazy far-right talking points and hosts a YouTube show called Erection Connection.  Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap at http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate Art by Yoni Limor Photos by Robyn von Swank Music by William Sherry Jr. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube, BlueSky      

Jackie and Dunlap yell about: Tennessee Republicans redistrict Black people back to Jim Crow, plus Indiana GOP Trumps it up, and Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi all racist race back to the 1800s Kash Patel has his own branded whiskey, loses it over losing bottle Iran War intensifies, also is over, plus there's a ceasefire, also here come more missiles Taxpayers to pay for Trump's ballroom; Garden of Heroes statue park balloons in cost. Department of Justice raids offices of Trump antagonist Virginia state senator L. Louise Lucas; DOJ stops investigating Andy Ogles but continues investigating seashells, political enemies, Black women Trump pushes FDA to Approve Flavored Vapes; meanwhile FDA halts publication of studies on covid and shingles vaccines; also meanwhile, boat-borne hantavirus spreads around Europe but I'm sure RFK Jr. is on that. Trump hates buffalo: US Bureau of Land management canceled northern Montana's bison grazing permits, with Ted Turner on his deathbed and everything. Justice dept sued Colorado over a ban on high-capacity magazines adopted after a 2012 mass shooting; you may be able to mail guns soon Trump asks Supreme Court to intervene in the E. Jean Carroll case US to pull 5000 troops from Germany after Trump speaking to Putin US fast tracks arms deals valued at 8.6 billion to Mideast partners, Trump's border wall expansion just bulldozed an ancient tribal site Plus: Bill Lee, Marsha Blackburn, Howard Lutnick, Epstein's note, Nathan Bedford Forrest, data centers, detention centers, tariffs continue to be illegal Photos by Robyn von Swank Art by Yoni Limor Music by William Sherry Jr. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap at patreon.com/redstateupdate Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Bluesky

Chaos at the White House Correspondents Dinner You can't have an assassination attempt without conspiracy theories America unites behind Trump's ballroom. How corrupt is it, how much taxpayer money will he use, and what the hell does he even want it for? Trump loves suing people, like a little weasel baby. Watch out, Comey!  The week in Pete Hegseth: no flu vaccine required for troops Kid Rock addresses troops and flies around with Hegseth Melania calls for Jimmy Kimmel's firing; FCC to investigate ABC/Disney affiliate licenses Trump to put his face on passports Trump fires all 24 members of the US National Science Foundation Governing Body US bringing back firing squads Corruption runs rampant, farmers can't afford fertilizer, billionaire tech bros: who do they think they are? Plus: Freedom, John Hinckley Jr., Kash Patel, and would Burt Reynolds like Trump? Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie & Dunlap over at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate Theme by William Sherry Jr. Art by Yoni Limor Photos by Robyn von Swank Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, YouTube, BlueSky, all of it I reckon

Trump and his GOP enablers send violent, murderous mob to attack Congress. We try to keep it hopeful but holy crap. Plus: Trump kicked off Twitter, Ossoff and Warnock win, AG Merrick Garland, new Mississippi flag, Tennessee Zip-Tie Guy Sponsors: Ask Todd, Dippy's Pizza Nativity "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:    https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie and Dunlap are back and don't want to talk about Trump's big button, Lindsey Graham, Oprah for president, the fall of Sloppy Steve Bannon, the Fire and Fury book, the DACA/Wall negotiation, Trump's push for new libel laws, Logan Paul, Stephen Miller, will Trump sit down with Mueller, Trump and the National Anthem, stable genius, like really smart, Jeff Sessions wants to ban pot, Huckabee's Twitter, and Charlie Daniels' Taco Bell tweet. Sponsors: Jackie's Markets and Californiabeards. "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."  

Jackie and Dunlap on the Alabama election and Trump's endorsement of Roy Moore. Sponsors: Christmas Cats, Christmas Birdseed, Christmas Card Tables, The Christmas Ditch, Christmas Cable, and the Christmas Bible. "Sweet Georgia Brown" by Latche Swing under Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 2.0 France License. "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."    

Here are some things Jackie & Dunlap talk about this time: Mooch out, Transcripts leaked of Trump's calls with leaders of Mexico & Australia, Trump calls New Hampshire a "drug-infested den," Kelly & Mattis agree to never be out of the country at the same time, Trump lied about calls from Mexico and Boy Scout president, Trump calls the White House "a real dump," Donald Trump helped write Trump Jr.'s response to the Russia stuff, Trump leaves for 17-day vacation, Stephen Miller battles CNN over Statue of Liberty, Jeff Sessions is safe to racist another day, Trump signs Russia sanctions bill, North Korea continues to nuke-lurk in background, affirmative action, gay rights, NAACP vs Missouri, Jeff Flake's book vs. Trump, Sessions vs. pot, Sean Spicer Seth Rich Fox News conspiracy.  PLUS! We read a really fun CBNnews.com article about Bible study in the Trump White House. We're not sure what it's a commercial for, but it's not Jesus. Sponsors: Skinky Bootpepper & My Jackie's Market "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from a snuck-into bunker underneath Pinky Piglet's Market & Cocktail Baloney in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and pot-scented beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

We're still gone for a minute, so until we get a'goin' again, please enjoy four of your favorite clips of Farmboy, or "People Yellin' at a Yellin' Phone." Thank you kindly for listenin'. Be back soon! These come from Episodes 105-107, back in November 2014, and 121 in March 2015, when nobody had ever heard of Donald Trump.  Hope y'all like 'em again, or maybe even for the first time. Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."   

Mike Pence goes to Hamilton and Trump gets mad on Twitter. Then Trump gets mad at Saturday Night Live. Then he invites all the media elite to Trump Tower and yells at Jeff Zucker and Wolf Blitzer. Then he settles a Trump University lawsuit.  Also he's filling his cabinet with crazy generals and human Nazi Garbage Pail Kids.  Also! Thanksgiving tips for getting along with your family in these divisive times! NASA! Rein Priebus! GD Paul Revere's Horse! Kick Duels! A Christmas Carol but dirty! Dunlap and Mayor Jackie Broyles discuss all this in "Dunlap News Journal," Dunlap's fake news organization.  And in "A Few Words From Murfreesboro Mayor Jackie Broyles", Jackie discusses the Klan, his new cabinet, a tough new stance on bird people, and the mysterious Mr. Drib. Dunlap has a few questions.   Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews!  No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."