Reel Unsapphisticated

Movie Sterts: 27:05Movie Ends: 2:01:35One of our highest rated films, and once you watch, you can understand why this film is incredibly difficult to describe or even categorize.If you dislike whimpering, screaming, and sputtering, especially the faith kind, we highly recommend you skip this recording. If, on the other hand, you delight in the abject horror and disturbed babbling of someone, then congratulations, this recording is for you.Legend says faith is still screaming.

Movie Starts: 24:30Movie Ends: 1:55: 34If you listen closely, you might hear the start of a couple of things in this pod!while any... prudish people might take a couple on the chin watching this one, it is definitely entertaining.Also, faith is still scandalized by this movie to this day.**DISCLAIMER**We are not experts of any form (Duh).You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.Please send all complaints to [email protected]. Website

Time stamps:Movie Starts: 15:15Post movie chat starts: 2:24:30We are officially running out of "Its," but since we, once again, couldn't make up our minds, we elected to re-watch It part 1 (the remake).Tune in to hear how many screams faith lets loose and us discussing what each of the characters' fears mean while trying not to spoil the movie.**DISCLAIMER**​We are not experts of any form (Duh).​You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.Please send all complaints to [email protected].

Time stampsMovie Starts: 22:00Post Movie Chat starts: 1:58:00Welcome to another episode of "we couldn't figure out what to watch," with faith n' Ray Ray.Continuing our trip down nostalgia street, listen to us compare this mini-series from what we'd seen with the more recent version of IT since we clearly love clowns, Tim Curry, and Seth Green's wolfish history.**no ratings for this ep as we are waiting until we finish the mini-series. And we promise we will. Maybe. Kind of. Maybe not.**DISCLAIMER**​We are not experts of any form (Duh).​You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.Please send all complaints to [email protected].

(New!) Time stamps:Movie starts: 18:00Post movie chat starts: 1:56:00Take a trip with us down memory lane as we giggle ourselves throughout this entire film. Seriously. This pod is 80% giggles, 48% guffaws, and 38% trying to imitate alien noises. You're welcome.One of the best movies in the 90s, watch this classic rock the shit out of this in every single way.PS. Ray Ray's imitation of their alien language is perfection.Show Notes/ExtrasJay Baruchel​Scary MarySticks and Cheese**DISCLAIMER**We are not experts of any form (Duh).You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.Please send all complaints to [email protected].

This is probably the most polished intro we've ever had. Enjoy it, as she be rare.Extra warning on this one as this movie was a surprise trip to bummers' town, USA. faith thought this was going to be a scary movie - and it was scary, just not in the way she thought.Listen to us go along this bumpy, grimy, and frustrating ride which left faith feeling like a dirty ashtray.P.S. And just so Ray Ray won't forget; it's masc energy, femme presenting (keep an eye out as this may change in the future).P.P.S. WE later determined that, top energy, femme presenting was a more accurate descriptor.Show Notes/Extras:Nicholas Hoult in About a Boy**DISCLAIMER**We are not experts of any form (Duh).You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.Please send all complaints to [email protected].

We made it! Considering our paper thin attention spans, we somehow managed to finish the trilogy. We must celebrate. In the finale of the popular Netflix trilogy, so many truths are revealed; how the legend of Sarah Fier actually started, faith reacts the same to both spicy AND scary scenes, and that Ray Ray is a mutant.Listen to us as we handle the final chapter of the Fear Street and ruminate on possible sequels or in-betweens.ps. faith's recounting and retelling of the Simpson's episode was both accurate and exact, if you completely ignore what those words actually mean. Cut her some slack, people. She's gettin old. **DISCLAIMER**​We are not experts of any form (Duh).You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.Please send all complaints to [email protected].

We have a name! … which you all knew already because clearly, this podcast is named but, HEY we didn't know at the time so live the moment through us. In the meat in the Fear Street trilogy, faith's disdain for summer camps is solidified. Meanwhile, Ray Ray's previous expertise comes in handy as she deconstructs all the inaccuracies of how campers vs counselors are, how this camp is run, and the real color wars (not really).Join us in the nostalgia of a time when neither of us were alive as we see how the events of the past map the situation and characters in Fear Street now that’s what we call music 93. Website**DISCLAIMER**We are not experts of any form (Duh).You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.Please send all complaints to [email protected].

Proceeding with our leisurely lumber down the A24 brick road, our next stop is Ex Machina. Listen to us discuss corporate America, manipulative narcissistic idiots, and what exactly is AI as we slow dance to this robotic waltz. **DISCLAIMER**We are not experts of any form (Duh).You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.Please send all complaints to [email protected].

The first movie we've seen that navigates the obstacles that were a "free gift with purchase" from a pandemic we didn't want.Listen and watch along (or not, ew, do what you want) as we marvel at rich people real estate, thug incompetence, the true pain of teeth problems, and the satisfaction when a film nails certain aspects of the story. Whether or not it makes sense or if it's feasible is another issue.Show Notes/Extras:Two ChicksThe Midnight Library by Matt Haig**DISCLAIMER**We are not experts of any form (Duh).You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.Please send all complaints to [email protected].

Extra trigger warning as this movie is overflowing with mental and emotional landmines.No, you didn't miss an episode. faith had not seen It Chapter 2, and Ray Ray thought watching a film that could potentially scare faith into a coronary would be humorous. Friendship, am I right?Listen to us cackle and make completely inappropriate comments while our appreciation for the conclusion of Stephen King's It balloons into fondness.P.S. Ray Ray vehemently and categorically denies that this was chosen to scare faith to an early grave. No faiths were harmed while watching this film.Show Notes/Extras:Bill Hader and Bill SkarsgårdKids vs. AdultsIT Impression​**DISCLAIMER**​We are not experts of any form (Duh).You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.Please send all complaints to [email protected].

New mic who dis? We enter a new era of buttery smooth Ray Ray vocals. Your eardrums will be pleased.We go back in time to one of the best decades ever, the 90s. Enjoy a good old fashioned slasher film with us while we critique music, clothing choices, and most importantly, not finish stories or thoughts because everything distracts us.​*RIP EARS WARNING* faith screams a LOT during this movie.WebsiteShow Notes/Extras:Easton's Twitch**DISCLAIMER**We are not experts of any form (Duh).You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.Please send all complaints to [email protected].

So it begins. Our first official podcast starts off with one of our many A24 film recordings - Midsommar, a family classic. Listen to us react and blather on as the movie tackles mental health, relationships, communication (or lack thereof), and provide an introspection on acceptable practices vs cultural differences. Please bear with us with us as we figure things out during these first few episodes.Website**DISCLAIMER***We are not experts of any form. (Duh)You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.Also, Rayray chose this. Send your complaints to [email protected]