Regular Normal People Podcast

in this epsidoe, we're back from the dead. it's been a helluva year and its already halloween. join your beloved hosts as we try to remember how to do this, knowing we never step into the same river twice. a lot of people don't know this, but traditionally, halloween was celebrated with marathon listenings of rnpp, much to the amusement of the entire family and neighborhood. join usssss.........

listen, i'm tired as shit. played poker last night, stayed up late, woke up early... i'm tired. i phoned the cover in, forgot to upload the other days, idk. it's on me dawg, that's my b. but here it is. our friend joe stopped by, gave us a window into sober living with the fellas. he didn't eat all my chips, so that's pretty good. i;m just gonna go ahead and upload this because i'm tired. i don't even know what i've been doing, but it's been fun. stop, look, listen. that's all you gotta do. i love you.

int his expseosde, we went swimming beofre the theopsisdoe. and then we did a podcast, this one. epsoede zero zero three one. it's been a few weeks, but we're still doing it. we talked about all kinds of shit. the batteries ran out, but we're doing our best. one podcast at a time. this time with our friend joey. look, i don't know what you want from us, just listen to it. damn.

didn't even remember it was number 30, fells like we just started this yesterday. trying to make up for lost time, but shit's been hard, bro. rough year. anyway, i need to do my taxes. we went to a nice restaurant then shot guns, but no explosions this time. for you anyway. lots of shooting. ear still ringin. take it or leave it. a very special thanks to our 5th listener. we couldn't do it without you.

i dont know if whose fault it was, but man we got fucked up. some of us did anyway. maybe we're just getting old. need to take a break from that restaurant for a minute. anyway, we been gone for a minute but i seen this podcast and i wanted to upload it on you. its my downfall. listen to it all. gotta get that paper. josh and alex joined us, idk if they got fucked up too. man.

in this episdoe, the boys discuss the meaning of life and the meaning of death and anal sex as usual. it's been quite a month here at rnpp, and considering it's only febuaryay, 2025 is fucked. anyway, if you're still with us, thank you for all of your money. it's your contributions that allow us to keep bringing you the high-quality programming you've come to expect from rnpp, and for that, we're grateful. listen, you never know when your card's gonna get pulled, so you might as well listen to rnpp. bottom line. no cap. happy valintimes day.

here at rnpp, we take valentinves's days very serious. that's why we've dedicated an entire epoissode to helpful tips for you're upcuming valentinves's days. let Gerry and the fellas guide you to erotic bliss this valentinves's days. pro tip: clean the tp clingers out you're ass first if you expect someone to eat it. now, we talked about some other shit, but that's all i've got for you. just fuckin listen to the dad garm edpspidsode. and clean you're ass. shit. i don't need all that shit in my mouth. it's fuckin gross. i mean, c'mon. really? the fuk

in this sapesideo, the guys find themselves in a literal cracker barrel with Mitch. idk how we even ended up there and we almost didn't make it out alive, but we did eat their racist-ass food and the racist-ass pot roast was pretty good. figures. oh, and there's no actual barrel of crackers, but the waitress said they used to have it, a long time ago. she wasn't even white, so i don't know how she can work there. fuck man. probably forced to work there. damn. shit's fucked. anyway, you know wer were on the road and we shot guns in blanco and the 380 and the 38 and the ak and the 45 and the ar and some tannerite, but, and i know some listeners will be disappoint, but no explosions this time. and we had a great time as [email protected] for complaints and concerns

it's janurary first twenty-twenty-five, that means it's new year's day and of course the fellas are in bastrop, shooting at some hats and eating black eyed peas and cornbread and some more cornbread. best damn cornbread in bastrop. best damn cornbread this year. this episode has more guests than that cornbread had corns in it and they' were twice as friendly, and that was some friendly-ass cornbread. in this episoode, this girl was wearing a buccee's shirt and we hear some of michael's origin story and penelope was there. we do look forward to finally seeing that mystery quilt, we know it'll be worth the wait. good things take time. anyway, got a tiny guitar for the intro/outro, so it was the best day of the year. eat your black eyed peas and listen. share it with your friends. we can't do everything for you. damn. oh yeah, there's no christmas episode, maybe we'll do that next week.

in this esespidode, the boys are back in town, and that town is blanco. some people say blanco is the birthplace of the color white (blanco is spanish for white) and the first rocks on earth ever, which are also blanco, or white. after we met up with charlie, memphis and sally, michael delivered a lesson on knife sharpening, we looked at garbage pile kids and then we shot some guns. it rained a little, which is fitting because blanco is also known as the wettest town in texas, with an average rainfall of about 400 inches. shout out to all five of our listeners, we'll be rolling out the rnpp elite program soon. stay tuned.

int this appisode, molli & kelly join mike & michael in the studio. they have the tiktok, they have the nails, they have the stanley cup, but what they didn't have was an episodee on our podcast, and now they do. honestly, i think they were gonna rob us, but then they figured out we were relatively cool. idk. i noted they refused our new signature sparkling matcha refreshment inspired by micajah. can't win em all. i don't even know if they're really baddies, or what a baddie even is, i just heard someone say that the other day and thought it was funny. hopefully it's not too derogatory. anyways, i don't even know what we talked about at this point, it's been over 24 hours. sweet baby jesus, i hope i spelled their names right. again, no one told me. they actually did tell me, i just forgot. i know one ended with an i, maybe both? i don't fuckin know. what do you want from me holy shit

tbh, i wasn't even there, but it sounded like some cute girls were when michael called me live. they had nice voices, they could've been hideous, i don't know. anyways, sounds like everybody had fun, and i was there by telephone. i didn't even listen to the epssseode, but i don't listen to them anyway. at any rate, it's a short one, just listen to it and stop asking questions.oh yeah, updated the logo. i think this is the official one. looks prrrettty good, right?

in this ezpisode, devin and the boys head down to the big greasy, h-town, houston, home of players and pimps and the oilers and apparently the astrodome is still standing. not that it would fall over on its own, but who's counting. anyways, we stopped at bucee's a couple of times and an upscale bucee's knock-off that had copper sinks and $5000 stainless firepits. fancy. they didn't have beaver nuggets, but bucee's did and i put them in my mouth on sunday.all in all, it was a good day, met some new people, drove around, went to a great speaker meeting. hopefully i spliced the apeeisode right, but we'll find out together.

in this saasporsode, we misspell michaijah's name because no one told me how to spell it. nobody told me. nobody. i'm sorry if if if i got it wrong, but i tried my best, and that's all we can do. anyways, in this eapesidoe, the fellas discuss cool shit you can do in prison and a bag of t-shirts and a bunch of other shit. it was like 2 hours, i can't be expected to remember everything. happpy thanksgiving and merry chrismtas.Update: it's Micajah, we finally got it

in this ppeisode, the fellas take a cue from their social betters and tone things down a bit and learn about the proper lube for silicone dildos. you were right, we were wrong. there's a little something for everyone in this very special expossode.

in this explisode, the fellas carve pumpkins with the help of an ar-15 and some tannerite. i don't recall a lot of conversation, but it's not like you haven't heard us talk before. the pollo was rico and we were all very grateful. grateful, not hateful, y'all. this exiposdoe, anyway.

in this expisgode, things take a turn for the worse. seems some previous episodes have been romoved and for that, we are sorry. we've angered the internet pixies and felt their wrath. anyway, cameron dropped by and we discussed problems and offered no solutions, because that's just the fuking way it is

in this expizode, michael and mike introduce jose to asmr, the whirl of topics and other unsettling truths from the rnpp world...

in this episode, the fellas produce some asmr and reflect on the inherent emptiness of existence.

in this episode, the michaels and steve get shafted hard in guadalajara. never did figure out what the problem was, but we got a podcast out of it and mike had the tres leches. trigger warning: intro contains insincere apology.

bonus gunshots, explosions and other shit. i don't even know...

bonus false start

in this episode, we find we're no closer to getting to the bottom. we try to determine whether eating ass is good for you, but we find the answers are not always as easy as the questions. episode contains threats of violence, threats of abandonment, threats of a good time.bonus material features a false start, gunshots and explosions.

is eating ass good for you? chris and phillip and mike and michael answer this question and so many more in this weeks' slopisode of regular normal people podcast.

in this episode, jake drops by and we all look for structure and a plan and purpose and find a megalodon tooth in the pool. life's too short not to find at least one megalodon tooth. they're everywhere.

in this episode, cat drops by and sings and gets shy, sharkeisha calls in as usual after her son throws up and we discuss last week's podcast with tom cruz. it's really mostly not that bad, honestly.

it was a twofertuesday weekend. we tried on jock straps with joe rudy in honor of pride month and reminisced on how awful meth is. seriously, do yourself a favor and just don't do it. not even once. do literally anything else. except for drugs, kids. adults, too.

another michael named kevin joins mike and michael for a deep dive into whatever it is we're doing here. we're having fun, so you can, too.

in this episode, we disrupt the true crime podcast genre, investigate whether michael was the victim of a true crime and commit some true crimes of our own.

tag along as michael and mike are doin it in blanco with charlie and memphis. cars, guitars, more cars, guns and more guitars. going places...

in episode zero zero four, our hosts brave emergency weather conditions, discuss life after covid 2024 and share birthday confessions.

mike fucks up again. rob drops by and talks with us about big box stores, old people, middle aged people, children, recycling and willful ignorance.

In this episode, we fuck up and start over and meet some new friends- Jean-Marie and Catherine. Can't remember what we were talking about, shoes? We had fun. I think, anyway. Always make sure your pod is recording the cast...

In this episode, Michael & Mike discuss what they're gonna do, how they're gonna do it, when they're gonna do it, why they're gonna do it and with whom they're gonna do it.