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Remember Harry Potter?
by Emily and Maren
Maren and Emily, hosts of Remember Twilight? Are ready to meet you at Platform 9 3/4 and dive into the wizarding world!
Episodes
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In Dire Need of Improvement—Prisoner of Azkaban: Stan Shunpike and Ernie Prang
Even though Ern is objectively more interesting than Stan, there's much more information about Stan than Ern. It's a shame. Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ Email Maren and Emily at...
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Fubster (Unrequited)-Prisoner of Azkaban: Marge
Join Emily and Maren as we unfortunately get to know this character a little better. She truly sucks. Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ Email Maren and Emily at [email protected] Leave a...
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The Bigger the Wand, the Bigger the Power-Prisoner of Azkaban Chapter 4: The Leaky Cauldron
Harry's had a wonderful life of leisure here at Diagon Alley, but it's almost time for school to start up again, so finally he is reunited with his best friends! They get some rat tonic for Scabbers, and Hermione finds her soul cat. Harry overhears some terrible news, but worst of all, the...
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Teenage Wizard Outcast--Prisoner of Azkaban Chapter 3: The Knight Bus
Harry has once and for all left the Dursleys never to return again. He has a pretty good plan, but then he sees something huge staring at him, and things go haywire. Join us for a wild ride on the weirdest bus ever, as we follow Harry to London where he may or may not be sent straight to Azkaban...
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Lunch Wine--Prisoner of Azkaban Chapter 2: Aunt Marge's Big Mistake
These people simply will not let up. They have invited Harry's worst aunt to their house for the entire week of his birthday, and while Harry has made a valiant effort to hold everything together, even the strongest 13 year old can be pushed to their absolute limit. No aunt is safe. Shop our…
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Justice For Errol--Prisoner of Azkaban Chapter 1: Owl Post
Happy thirteenth birthday to our favorite chosen one-Harry Potter! And as it turns out, the first hour of Harry's birthday is actually pretty sweet. His presents show up just in time for him to go to bed, and even though he still lives with the muggles, at least he has Hogwarts to look forward…
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Harry Potter Part 1, Part 2--Chamber of Secrets Recap!
Join Emily and Maren as we recap Chamber! It's been quite a year at Hogwarts, and things are only getting worse! Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ Email Maren and Emily at…
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Let's Have a Feast About It--Chamber of Secrets Chapter 18: Dobby's Reward
Meanwhile, back in McGonagall's office, the adults have all just been patiently waiting for the children to return from the chamber and spend the next hour telling them what happened down there. Harry tricks Lucius Malfoy into freeing Dobby, the petrified kids have been un-petrified, and we have...
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Harry's History as Told by Ginny Weasley--Chamber of Secrets Chapter 17: The Heir of Slytherin
Harry has entered the chamber, only to be faced with the absolute worst day of his life so far. Ginny is there in a heap on the floor, Tom Riddle is just hanging around, and there is a statue of Salazar Slytherin that defies description. Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and...
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We Are Living Through a Trauma, and we Didn't Do Our Homework--Chamber of Secrets Chapter 16: The Chamber of Secrets
What happens when you leave a bunch of kids in a castle where something keeps attacking them and there isn't any clear answer or any strong leadership? Someone gets taken into an ancient chamber where a monster lives. That's what. Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and...
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All Of Our Friends Are Petrified—Chamber of Secrets Chapter 15: Aragog
The second that Harry sees some spiders, the boys put a very bad plan into place. Let me just tell you, there's a reason the forest is forbidden. Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ Email Maren and Emily at...
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Harry Potter And The Ethics of Mandrake Murder--Chamber of Secrets Chapter 14: Cornelius Fudge
Meanwhile back at Hogwarts, it's been a while since there have been any attacks, and you know what that means, we have an attack this chapter! Join us this week as we welcome spring to the castle, and unfortunately say goodbye to two people we could really use right about now. Thanks for…
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Basilisk Daddy Issues--Chamber of Secrets: Basilisk
Honestly if you've been on the fence about listening to this podcast, THIS is the episode that will convince you to binge the entire series. Emily and Maren do a deep dive on all things Basilisk, including but not limited to: how exactly is a basilisk created? What exactly is a plume? Which…
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Well, If Harry Potter Can Do It, I Can Do It—Chamber of Secrets: Seamus Finnigan
Let's talk about Seamus Finnigan, the Slytheriniest Gryffindor we know. Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ Email Maren and Emily at [email protected] Leave a Voice Message!...
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A Damn Good Friend: Chamber of Secrets-Dean Thomas
Emily and Maren found their new best friend in this episode. Dean Thomas forever. Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ Email Maren and Emily at [email protected] Leave a Voice Message!...
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Hagrid is Aragog's Wilbur--Chamber of Secrets: Aragog
Join Emily and Maren as we learn about the past and present of Aragog the Acramantula Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ Email Maren and Emily at [email protected] Leave a Voice Message!...
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Just Eviling Around--Chamber of Secrets: Lucius Malfoy
Bad but beautiful. Emily and Maren discuss the many, many things that we find distasteful about Lucius Malfoy. Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ Email Maren and Emily at [email protected]...
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The Idiot Fudge--Chamber of Secrets: Cornelius Fudge
Emily and Maren learn all about the Minister for Magic, Cornelius Fudge. Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ Email Maren and Emily at [email protected] Leave a Voice Message!...
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Unknown Manufacturer, Core, Length, and Wood: Chamber of Secrets--Armondo Dippett Part 2
In episode two of learning about Armondo Dippett, we delve deeper into his life as the Headmaster of Hogwarts. Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ Email Maren and Emily at [email protected]...
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Friend of Carlisle Cullen—Chamber of Secrets: Armondo Dippett
Come along with Emily and Maren as we learn about this undervalued and underappreciated character! Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ Email Maren and Emily at [email protected] Leave a…
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He’s Doing Some Really Shady Shit—Chamber of Secrets: Tom Riddle
He's the biggest, he's the baddest, he's the most confusing. Join us as we learn a little bit more about Tom Riddle, and come away with more questions than answers. Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ Email...
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This Won’t Go Down a Toilet—Chamber of Secrets Chapter 13: The Very Secret Diary
Hermione is looking more and more human every day, the mandrake babies are growing into adults, Harry and Ron found a mysterious old diary, and there hasn't been a petrification in weeks! Professor Lockhart feels like this is as good a reason as any to have a valentines celebration, and we agree....
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People Need to Stop Leaving Harry Alone—Chamber of Secrets Chapter 12: Polyjuice Potion
It's Christmas at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger has completed the polyjuice potion. The plan goes *almost* perfectly, but we do end up with a visit to the hospital wing after all. Join us this Christmas day as we sneak around Hogwarts trying to find the Slytherin common room because we didn't...
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Fang Would Be A Good Influence On Her: Chamber of Secrets - Mrs. Norris
Mrs. Norris was just any other cat doing her best. It's not her fault the humans used her for their own selfish purposes. In this essay Emily and Maren will... Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ Email Maren…
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Learning About My Bone Status--Chamber of Secrets Chapter 11: The Dueling Club
Everyone at Hogwarts is feeling very nervous about the recent petrifications and threats, so they're all really excited when a chance to learn some hands on magical defense presents itself. A dueling club seems like the best thing that could happen right about now, but things go haywire when the...
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He Did Not Specify Inches - Chamber of Secrets Chapter 10: The Rogue Bludger
Here's the run-down: -Lockhart was the perfect idiot to sign the slip to get the restricted potions book -Someone tried to kill Harry during the year's most important Quidditch game -Lockhart was the perfect idiot to "fix" Harry's broken arm -It was Dobby all along -Another attack has happened in...
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Petrified Sounds A Lot Like Dead—Chamber of Secrets Chapter 9: The Writing on the Wall
The most difficult thing about being in the wrong place at the wrong time is then having everyone in school thinking that you are the long lost evil heir of the worst founder of Hogwarts. Join Emily and Maren on this week's episode of Remember Harry Potter as we follow the trio through their...
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Is Nick ... Hot?: Chamber of Secrets Chapter 8-The Deathday Party
It's Halloween at Hogwarts, which means the best party of the year is going on in the great hall. Unfortunately, Harry promised Sir Nicholas the ghost that he and his best friends would go to his 500th deathday party. It's just as horrible as you would imagine, and when the trio is finally able…
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He's Salty That His Head's Not All the Way Off: Sir Nicholas
Join Emily and Maren as we learn all about Sir Nick, why he is the way he is, and what exactly lead to his unfortunately botched beheading. Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ Email Maren and Emily at...
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Everybody's Witch Girlfriend - Chamber of Secrets: Ginny Weasley
Join Emily and Maren as we discuss everyone's witch girlfriend, Gin. Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ Email Maren and Emily at [email protected] Leave a Voice Message!...
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The Little Harry That Could've Been: Chamber of Secrets - Colin Creevey
When you're the new kid at magic school, and you've been raised by a loving father, and you have every bit of confidence in the world, you make friends with the most popular students, and get yourself a job. Join Emily and Maren as we discuss our new favorite Gryffindor, Colin Creevey. ✨Shop our...
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That's How You Build a Sociopath: Chamber of Secrets - Lockhart
Just when you think things couldn’t get worse, you learn that Dumbledore knew he was hiring a sociopathic liar, but it was for the greater good. Listen to this week’s episode of Remember Harry Potter as Maren and Emily slowly fall apart and eventually just have to end the episode in shambles....
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Wood Always Gets Up Early: Chamber of Secrets Chapter 7 - Mudbloods and Murmurs
After an incredibly long day of quidditch training, fighting with the Slytherin team, taking care of Ron’s backfired slug hex, and other general Hogwarts silliness, Harry and Ron have their detentions. Harry is almost done with the most boring night of his life when he hears a voice that chills…
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Hermione is Reading Twilight: Chamber of Secrets Chapter 6 - Gilderoy Lockhart
These people do not deserve to have Hermione in their lives, and Emily and Maren are here to tell you why. Join us as we discuss the first day of year two. Things are not going well, but maybe they’ll get better? *note that the audio in this episode is inconsistent, due to technical difficulties*...
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You’re Not Coming Into My Floo-Closet: Chamber of Secrets Chapter 5 - The Whomping Willow
Harry and Ron take the sky trip of their lives when they miss the train to Hogwarts. They really do their best to make sure they get to school but the adults just don’t understand that they had no other choice but to fly a car across Great Britain. Join Emily and Maren as we try to figure out…
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A Gen Z Dobby: Chamber of Secrets - Dobby
This week on Remember Harry Potter, Emily and Maren discuss possibly the most misunderstood and heroic character in the series, Dobby the house elf. We adore him, and we hope you do, too. ✨Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram...
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He Should Have Stopped at 3 Bacon Sandwiches: Chamber Chapter 4 - At Flourish and Blotts
Harry eats six sandwiches and then spins through every wizard in the UK’s fireplace in this week’s episode of Remember Harry Potter. Join Emily and Maren as we follow Harry witnessing the Malfoys being completely obsessed with him, Gilderoy Lockhart trying to use a child to get more famous,...
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Chamber Chapter 3 - The Burrow
Rescued!! Ron Weasley and his two coolest brothers are driving a stolen flying car to save Harry and take him to their lovely little home, The Burrow. The escape is successful, and Harry has never felt so happy, as he is finally safe and sound at the Weasley’s.
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Chamber Chapter 2 - Dobby’s Warning
Just when we thought things couldn’t possibly get any worse, Dobby the house elf makes his appearance. Harry is supposed to be silently waiting out the night, but Dobby will not stop his mayhem until Harry promises to not return to Hogwarts. There is a pudding fiasco, the night is ruined, and...
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Chamber of Secrets Chapter 1 - The Worst Birthday
Harry’s worst summer has lead directly to his worst birthday. No one has mentioned it, no letters have come for him, he is forced to perform unthinkable child labor, had hardly any dinner, has to pretend that he doesn’t exist, and to top it all off: there is someone in his bed. Join Emily and…
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Sorcerer's Stone Recap
Join Emily and Maren as they recap Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone!
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That’s No Ordinary Bulge: Sorcerer’s Stone Chapter 17 - The Man With Two Faces
Join Emily and Maren as we discuss the final chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. It’s been quite a first year at Hogwarts, and we will do our best to not use magic at home, but sometimes mean cousins are just the perfect people to scare all summer. Thank you for all your support and...
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The Stench of a Thousand Stenches: Sorcerer's Stone Chapter 16
Harry, Ron, and Hermione use all the skills they have specifically honed during their first, very eventful year at Hogwarts to make their way through the trapdoor, and then all of the other obstacles that the adults at Hogwarts carefully crafted to keep out the most evil of all wizards ever. Join...
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Sleep Deprivation Cult: Sorcerer’s Stone Chapter 15 - Into the Forest
We already knew that Hogwarts has some strange ideas about how to teach/raise children, but things go to a terrifying place this week when Harry, Hermione, Draco, and Neville are sent to an overnight detention in The Forbidden Forest. Things go wrong, and Harry comes face to face with death…
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A Chipmunk Holding A Wand: Sorcerer’s Stone - Voldemort
In this episode, we are a little bit surprised to find out that Voldemort is actually more evil and vile than we previously thought. Join us as we try to get through the horrid information we learned this week. ✨Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram...
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Doctor, Charms Master, MAESTRO: Sorcerer's Stone - Flitwick
Join Emily and Maren as we chat about all the many achievements of Charms teacher and Head of Ravenclaw House; Professor Flitwick! ✨Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ ✨Email Maren and Emily at...
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Is It Herbology or Her-bology: Sorcerer’s Stone - Professor Sprout
✨Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ ✨Email Maren and Emily at [email protected] ✨Leave a Voice Message! Anchor.fm/RememberHarryPotter/Message ✨You can also join the Remember Harry Potter?...
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She Can Do Anything: Sorcerer's Stone - Pomfrey
This week we are talking about Madam Pomfrey! Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ Email Maren and Emily at [email protected] Leave a Voice Message! Anchor.fm/RememberHarryPotter/Message You...
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I Could Braid This: Sorcerer’s Stone - Firenze
Firenze is a great big beautiful blonde Centaur, and we definitely want to talk about him. ✨Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ ✨Email Maren and Emily at [email protected] ✨Leave a Voice...
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The Eggnancy: Sorcerer’s Stone - Norberta
Norberta was born looking like a crumpled umbrella, but she grew to be a big, beautiful, fierce dragon. Come along as we learn about Hagrid’s baby girl. ✨Shop our Merch Store! Etsy.com/shop/therememberpodcasts and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rememberharrypotterpodcast/ ✨Email Maren and...
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Maren and Emily, hosts of Remember Twilight? Are ready to meet you at Platform 9 3/4 and dive into the wizarding world!
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