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Repressed Humor Issues
by Ryan and Dan
Repressed Humor Issues — the unfiltered, unscripted, unapologetically absurd comedy podcast. Every episode, Ryan and Dan dive headfirst into the weird, the awkward, and the things you shouldn't say out loud. No scripts. No producers. No talent. Just pure, unedited chaos from two friends who met at a dinner in Sweden and have regretted it ever since. New episodes biweekly. 🔞 Explicit.🌐 repressedhumorissues.com🛒 Merch: repressedhumorissues.printful.me📧 [email protected]📱 @RHI_Podcast | @repressedhumorissues
Episodes
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Season 4 Episode 5 - Beaudacious Ball-Draining Buttwinks
This is the second episode this week, as we have fallen behind due to life events. But oh boy this is a doozy. We start by apologizing... A LOT.... for the singing and the religious stuff at the beginning of Episode 4. (We aren't really sorry). We also apologize for letting AI create a new...
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Season 4 Episode 4 - Evangelical Erection Energy
So life got in the way of us taping for a bit, so to make up for it we give you a two-for-one special: Two episodes launching at the same time. In this episode of RepressedHumorIssues, Dan and Ryan go to far with the jokes about the Gas Station Snack Food Religion, pissing off the evangelicals…
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Season 4 Episode 3 - Holy Hotdog Hymnals
"Holy Crap" doesn't even begin to sum this one up. Season 4 Episode 3 of Repressed Humor Issues — Holy Hotdog Hymnals — starts innocently enough with a conversation about Ring Doorbells and the unhinged things they capture at three in the morning, and then spirals into the kind of episode that...
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Season 4 Episode 2 - Quintessential Queef Queries
Have you ever let AI do something for you and then immediately regretted it? Welcome to Season 4 Episode 2 of Repressed Humor Issues — Quintessential Queef Queries — where the hosts let artificial intelligence write them a script and then attempted to perform it. The results are exactly as...
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Season 4 Episode 1 - Bougie Beaver Buttcheeks
The rumors are true. Just like a Justin Bieber Sings Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits concert at the Iowa State Fair, Repressed Humor Issues is here to annoy you with a unique and entirely unwanted brand of humor. Welcome to Season 4, Episode 1 — Bougie Beaver Buttcheeks — and consider this entire...
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Season 4 Trailer
We're back..... STOP THROWING THINGS!!!! See the trailer for Season 4 of Repressed Humor Issues, taped on a cold, wet day in Amsterdam... Season 4 officially launches in 1 week! I SAID STOP THROWING THINGS!!!! Fine... Just watch the trailer.
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Season 3 Episode 20 - Feces Finale Fixation
It's the Season 3 finale of Repressed Humor Issues, and we're going out the same way we came in: with absolutely zero class, maximum chaos, and a title that will make your podcast app blush. Welcome to Feces Finale Fixation — the wildly unfiltered, completely unscripted series finale that caps…
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Season 3 Episode 19 - Samwise's Scottish Sphincter
I'm dreading writing this description, but here goes. In Season 3 Episode 19 of Repressed Humor Issues — Samwise's Scottish Sphincter — Ryan and Dan tackle all the tough topics of the day. And by "tough topics," we mean: how much Samwise Gamgee foot hair you could realistically ship from New...
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Season 3 Episode 18 - Puffin Penis Pudding
Ryan's back from Iceland! DAMMIT! We were praying the iceberg would win! But unfortunately, Ryan survived his transatlantic adventure and returned to the Repressed Humor Issues microphone with stories, opinions, and the same chaotic energy that has made this comedy podcast both beloved and feared...
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Season 3 Episode 17 - Cuckholding Corgan's Coxxyx
With Ryan gallivanting across the Atlantic Ocean — and Dan never having wished for an iceberg this hard in his life — Season 3 Episode 17 of Repressed Humor Issues welcomes a very special guest host: Daniel. That's right. Dan and Daniel. Hosting a podcast together. This isn't going to get…
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Season 3 Episode 16 - Shameless Septum Splooge
Just when you thought the Repressed Humor Issues crew couldn't get weirder, Dan and Ryan prove you catastrophically wrong in Season 3 Episode 16 — Shameless Septum Splooge. Thank you for watching. We mean listening. Actually, we don't know what we mean anymore. This episode opens with a tribute…
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Season 3 Episode 15 - McDonalds Mandible Manipulation
Has your ass ever run away from you? Do you teabag your toilet because of your lack of an attached ass? Well, this is the show for you..... For some stupid reason. Season 3 Episode 15 (75% of the way through this season!!!) is just a bunch of weirdness. From the new survey on the website that…
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Season 3 Episode 14 - Creamy Cosby Confections
The title says it all.... And probably too much... WAY too much. But this episode Ryan and Dan talk about the Diddy trial, Zebra Cakes, Dragon Porn, The Epstein Files, some stuff about Grimace, and the laziest possible thing anyone could ever do. The randomness continues on this episode of...
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Season 3 Episode 13 - Pega-Rex Penetration Party
How do you make Puppet Penis Poetry worse? Let Ryan think about dinosaurs for 17 seconds. In Season 3 Episode 13, Ryan and Dan talk through all the intricacies of Severance and Spuid Games 3 without giving a single spoiler. We also discuss the Repressed Humor Issues website, not because we want…
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Season 3 Episode 12 - Puppet Penis Poetry
Ryan's back (damn) just in time to make another episode (damn). From inset broaches to squeaky tanks, Season 3 Episode 12 of Repressed HumorIssues handles the topics of the day — like what do dreams mean and why Ryan is against gay marriage (damn). Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition...
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Season 3 Special Announcement
Today we announce the release of Repressed Humor Issues' Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition, (Unofficially) Sponsored by Ketahol. Ketahol... It tastes like shit! Just Shit Shit Shit! Get your brackets in at repressedhumorissues.com before June 24th, and listen after the 24th as AI...
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Season 3 Episode 11 - Hauteur Homunculus Hysterectomies
Just when you think Ryan has said the most disturbing thing possible, he opens his mouth again. Season 3 Episode 11 — Hauteur Homunculus Hysterectomies — is one of those episodes that makes you question your life choices for listening. Knee wetting jokes make their triumphant return, and the…
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Season 3 Episode 10 - Workplace Waffle Wars
As a pre-Memorial Day treat, Season 3 Episode 10 of RepressedHumor Issues brings back the fan-favorite segment from Season 1: Celebrity Cage Match! But this time, Ryan and Dan have made it worse — in the best possible way. The hosts discuss which employees of major restaurants, department...
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Season 3 Episode 9 - Silverware Splooge Surprise
There's a new pope! Baby Jesus is in the garbage! Dan broke more stuff! And Ryan's Airbnb guests are absolutely psycho! Season 3 Episode 9 of Repressed Humor Issues packs more random topics into one episode than most podcasts cover in a season. Titled "Silverware Splooge Surprise" — yes, you read...
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Season 3 Episode 8 - Popeye Penis Pulverization
Buckle up for another episode of Repressed Humor Issues thatgoes completely off the rails. Ryan starts the episode solo while Dan sorts outhis technical issues — and honestly, Ryan alone with a microphone is both agift and a hazard. Once Dan arrives, the conversation careens through arm-wrestling...
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Season 3 Episode 7 - Tantalizing Taint Terror
We're already a third of the way through Season 3 of RepressedHumor Issues and the words "Taint Terror" have finally arrived. Buckle up for one of the most unhinged episodes yet in this unfiltered,unscripted comedy podcast. In this episode of the Repressed Humor Issuespodcast, hosts Ryan and Dan...
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Season 3 Episode 6 - Caillou Crotch Candy
I feel dirty typing this..... I'm pretty sure there are some parts of this that will get us banned.... Rightfully so... In this episode, Ryan and Dan discuss a bunch of stuff and then talk and talk and talk, and finally end with and ending... Please don't ban us!!!!
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Season 3 Episode 5 - Slippery Starfish Spaghetti
Continuing the pattern of "OMG what is wrong with you two??" Ryan and Dan established last week, this week's episode contains conversations about the following: Cathy Kenda and Ryan's mom's desire to replace her in Joe's life. Billy Corgan and Caillou. Hockey Championship Cheaters and the Not...
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Season 3 Episode 4 - Varmint Vulva Vengeance
Whoooo boy.... I thought we did every bad thing we could do, and then this episode happened. Everything was going well... We had a few more subscribers, the video thing was working well, and we were keeping up with a once-a-week recordings.... And then...... RYAN SAID VARMINT VULVA VENGEANCE!!!!...
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Season 3 Episode 3 - Daddy Diarrhea Damage
Oh boy... This one's a doozy. In Episode 3 of Repressed Humor Issues we tackle some hot-button issues... Like the definition of Daddy issues, what is Brown Water Rafting, how we may need a new pope soon, why Ghost Hunting is stupid, and how Ryan's dog is a wuss. Don't ask why..... You don't want...
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Season 3 Episode 2 - Premature Pot Poking
Repressed Humor Issues continues its delve into the stupid and inane with Season 3 EPisode 2 - Premature Pot Poking. In this episode Ryan tells us how his Instapot came on his face, we learn about why Maryland is such a scary place, and some Facebook poking gets out of control. I blame Ryan.
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Season 3 Episode 1 - Nordic Narwal Nonsense
Repressed Humor Issues is back for another season. In this episode, we show you how bad we are at doing this on video (Watch the spasm Ryan starts with), and continued repeating that for 53 minutes while discussing fish bones, Sweden, and a bunch of other randomness. No, we're not sorry.
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Season 3 Trailer 3
We made one more trailer......... And unfortunately it's a little long..... Well.... A lot long. But I couldn't cut any of this comedy gold out. Enjoy....
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Season 3 Trailer 2
We did another trailer.......... We're sorry.
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Season 3 Teaser
Season 3 of Repressed Humor Issues is Coming in March! Watch us here. We're Sorry.... Kind of Sorry... You get the point.
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Season 2 Episode 20 - Seasonal Sloppy Seconds
In our seasonal finale of Season 2, Ryan and Dan examine the stupidity of Ryan's house purchase, say farewell to AI Stephen Hawking, and reflect on the season that was....... full of delays, technical issues, more delays, way too many serious conversations, and a lack of being mean to each other....
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Season 2 Episode 19 - Testicular Torsion Trauma
One of these days I'll be able to stop putting apologies at the beginning of these descriptions, but we apologize for the delay as once again illness and housing ownership delayed another episode. In this episode, Ryan and Dan investigate why Delsum Orange flavor is evil, find out that Ryan is...
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Season 2 Episode 18 - Liquid Gorilla Fun
So once again Ryan and Dan are very delayed on getting an episode out. Dan caught pneumonia and Ryan had all sorts of moving issues, so we appreciate your patience while we managed through our troubles. In this episode of Repressed Humor Issues, we do a palette cleanse to avoid talking about the...
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Season 2 Episode 17 - Stone Smoked Seniors
In another much-delayed episode (This time due to multiple illnesses among the staff), Dan and Ryan discuss Tucker Carlson's Daddy issues, how making analogies about rolling rocks down a hill can equate to trusting your farts, talk about how Daylight Savings Time chicken ended in Dan's household,...
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Season 2 Episode 16 - Gay Glitterbomb Games
Welcome to the again-many-times-delayed Episode 16 of Repressed Humor Issues. In this episode, Dan and Ryan discuss how to get out of jury duty, how hurricanes are created, and conspiracy theories about New Coke, how we've all been dead since 2012 but haven't realized it, Kamala Harris breathing...
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Season 2 Episode 15 - Caloric Candy Chaos
In this much-delayed episode, Ryan and Dan spend way too much time talking about what snack foods we've lived off of. Yes, an entire hour of snack food conversation. Imagine that. a whole hour talking about snack food. Now I'm hungry. Back to the description - From red vines versus Twizzlers...
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Season 2 Episode 14 - Depreciating Dodge Deathbox
In this episode, Ryan and Dan talk about how Joe is horrible at band-aiding himself, Dan has a butt foot, Ryan likes Oasis way more than any normal human should, and then talk about cars for the rest of the episode. And they throw in some Trump word salad just for the fun of it.
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Season 2 Episode 13 - Misguided Matrix Misgivings
Have you ever thought about movies? Now you don't have to because Ryan and Dan did it for you! In Season 2 Episode 13, we look at a bunch of movies and talk about what ruined them. Whether it's why Raiders of the Lost Ark doesn't need Indiana Jones, why Thor can never be replaced, or why the...
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Season2 Episode 12 - Ancient Asshole Accessories
Jolt Cola makes it's return as our most-coveted, least "Still in business" sponsor aspiration as Ryan asks Dan to go with him to Japan. We also tackle TikTok trends, make a mockery of Stephen Hawking's voice by totally blowing an introduction to a topic, and find out that koala bears have a...
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Season 2 Episode 11 - Nihilist Nightmare Nincompoops
We're just over halfway through season 2 of Repressed Humor Issues and finally hit the "punching baby animals" part of the show. We're sorry.... Sort of. In this episode Ryan and Dan decide which babies they would punch, discuss 70 year old female escorts, and get way too up and close with some...
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Season 2 Episode 10 - Baby Giraffe Uppercut
Ryan is back from vacation (dammit) so in this episode we go through all the things that happened while he was off in Croatia.... From Trump nearly getting shot to JD Vance's twitter search history, we touch on it all.... And then Ryan gets weird about RFK and Baby Giraffes. Sooo sooo weird.
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Season 2 Episode 9 - Wagbag's Worldly Wanderings
In the second episode since Ryan went on vacation and abandoned this podcast for his gay-vacation, Dan brings back our old friend Joe AKA Wagbag for another round of "Who is better at Podcasting than Ryan?". This episode talks about the dangers of walking alone in Europe, Dan tries and fails to…
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Season 2 Episode 8 - Ryan Remotely Ruined
In this special episode, we finally get a chance to see if Ryan is replaceable. Dan calls it a draw, as our friend Cole subs in for Sailor Moon while he's in the Mediterranean doing god-knows-what to who. Cole and Dan discuss presidential assassination attempts, who Cole could beat up in a street...
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Season 2 Episode 7 - Corporate Clown Comedy
In this episode, Ryan and Dan talk through topics ranging from how the Ramen we went out for in Chicago makes Dan a diety, expose Ryan's lies about how many blocks it takes to get donuts, why Ryan lives in Crimeville, USA, and how Ryan learned not to let Dan raise his hand. We switched recording...
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Season 2 Episode 6 - Careless Carbohydrate Consumption
In a disturbing turn of events, Dan and Ryan were in the same room to record this week's episode...... And Dan made sure it was irrelevant if Ryan forgot the Mic Cord! This week we take on Trump versus Biden, potentially get ourselves fired for talking about our boss's weird Pringle eating habit,...
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Season 2 Episode 5 - Celebrity Squirt Games
Celebrity Squirt Games is Here! Submit your vote for who you think will win at: https://repressedhumorissues.com/celebrity-squirt-games/ Yes, we're that Petty!
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Season 2 Episode 4 - Partisan Political Pyschosis
In episode 4 of Season 2 Dan and Ryan tackle the issues with being a politician in today's political reality. This non-partisan look at politicians and why it is the worst job in the world is spurred by a New Yorker Radio Hour interview with Rory Stewart that you can listen to here:...
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Season 2 Episode 3 - Traversing Temu Terror
In episode 3 of Season 2 Ryan and Dan go where no humans should go..... TEMU!!! That's right, our favorite replacement for Wish.com is in our sights, as we find the weirdest, dumbest, and otherwise offensive products available on Temu. From Trump Toilet Brushes to flags no country should display,...
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Season 2 Episode 2 - Finger Meat Malaise
Want to hear about all the injuries that sent Dan to the ER? Ryan didn't want to after hearing this episode. In Season 2 Episode 2 we discuss all the injuries we've endured in our lives, including some that should NEVER EVER be mentioned again. Like ever! Don't do it Ryan!
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Season 2 Episode 1 - Foreign Flamingo Fiasco
We finally made it to season 2! In this totally unprepared and off-the-cuff episode, Ryan and Dan discuss such pressing topics as Ryan's inability to manage cords, Ryan's inability to not say dirty things, squirt games (yes, you read that right.... Damn you Ryan...), and the unexpected gifts Ryan...
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Repressed Humor Issues — the unfiltered, unscripted, unapologetically absurd comedy podcast. Every episode, Ryan and Dan dive headfirst into the weird, the awkward, and the things you shouldn't say out loud. No scripts. No producers. No talent. Just pure, unedited chaos from two friends who met at a dinner in Sweden and have regretted it ever since. New episodes biweekly. 🔞 Explicit.🌐 repressedhumorissues.com🛒 Merch: repressedhumorissues.printful.me📧 [email protected]📱 @RHI_Podcast | @repressedhumorissues
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Repressed Humor Issues — the unfiltered, unscripted, unapologetically absurd comedy podcast. Every episode, Ryan and Dan dive headfirst into the weird, the awkward, and the things you shouldn't say out loud. No scripts. No producers. No talent. Just pure, unedited chaos from two friends who met at...
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