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Join us this episode as we revisit some of our older food episodes! We will try some new Girl Scout Cookies and a protein filled Uncrustable. Will any of them surprise us or will we be disappointed?  

We've been stewing a bundle of episodes since the beginning of this year and it's time for them to come out! Was this recorded in January? Sure. A lot has changed since then. But, what hasn't changed is our love of reading and ranking. Join us as we tackle our first book centric episode in our new series (of unfortune events)!

Another year, another recap on how we're just two girls with microphones trying to figure life out. 2025 was a year, we did release episodes, and there was no delay on editing said episodes. What episodes did we like the best and what new States have joined our listening empire?

Recorded in 2025 and (definitely) released in 2025, we come to you once again with another variety special! Microphones will break, outfits will be discussed, and crab legs will fall from the sky. In an episode where anything can happen, everything seems to happen.

We haven't released blooper in two years mostly out of pure shame. Listen in on the pure slander to the English language as well as all the country boys.

We took a rode trip up north this summer to Michigan's Adventure. We ate food, we broke bones, and most importantly we rode rides. Which ride will rise supreme?

The songs of the summer, recorded in October, released in December.....  In our shortest collection of songs of the summer yet, there will be highs, lows, and a lot in-between. Will Alyssa mix up more country artists this year? Will Hannah have a song on her top list Alyssa hates again? Listen now to find out!

In a true Christmas miracle, we put out an episode the same day it was recorded! We're back to discuss the next batch of Christmas films on our ranking lists and checking them twice. With childhood classics and a new modern film, find out our thoughts now! 

On this freakiest of Fridays join us as we continue covering every new Lindsay Lohan film. Freakier Friday takes us back to one of our Lohan favorites, where everyone is swapping bodies and Hannah still has a crush on Chad Michael Murray. The summer of 2025 continues through our newest December release! 

Pixar released a new film this year. We saw this film months ago. This episode was edited and promptly released with no delays...Listen in as we rank Elio and find out where it lands on our rankings! 

In an unsurprising turn of events, we release an episode that should have come out 5 months ago extremely late. March may be over, but the madness never leaves, and much madness was had when we ranked our favorite college mascots (in April). Find out which mascot is the best, and which we pray we will never have to see again (Gideon).

In the final and definitely not late installment of our halftime show episodes, we finally catch up to current day. From Left Shark to 50 Cent hanging upside down, to all the memes created along the way, we will cover all the highs and lows of the Super Bowl shows. 

Part Two is here and after a controversial show, the NFL made the hard pivot into dad rockers. Will the shows bring us joy? Or will we find some near the bottom of the barrel?

Alyssa is faced with her greatest fear...A children's choir. We will pretend we haven't been gone for months and act like it's close to February.  YouTube Halftime Shows Playlist

What time is it? High School Musical 2 and 3 time! We continue our coverage of the movies and songs, with many thrills, blunders, and surprises. Bet on what song will be number one, now or never. 

It's the start of something new as we take on pure nostolgia. We are not just ranking the High School Musical movies, but every song as well, which explains how this turned into a two episode recording. Will we bop to the top or falter and need to work this out? 

Still two girls trying to figure it out. Use the release date of this episode as a gauge for how this year is going for us so far. 2024 was a year and we did indeed recap it. 

No one asked for this but here we are! Uncrustables released a new product so naturally we had to try it out. Listen to find out where we ranked it. 

It's summer time this New Years Eve as we give you another year of the hit songs from the summer. Which country boy will be last and which pop girl will take home the top prize? Listen to find out! 

It's another year and another collection of Christmas movies to add to our lists. Hannah brings a classic, Alyssa brings a childhood favorite, and our third mystery movie is piping hot. Get your kids to pipe down in there and don't shoot your eye out!

We were blessed with a second Lindsay Lohan film this year, just in time for Christmas! In the Wicked and Pretty Little Liars crossover you never expected, two ex's got a secret, can they keep it? Find out our thoughts about this new film and where it ranks on our lists now!

It is as the saying goes, "the fourth time's the charm," right? This might not have been recorded during our summer hiatus, but nothing could stop us from another variety episode. Join us for more "mini" rankings with taste tests, forgetfulness, and more!

Our newest Lindsay Lohan episode is out just in time for St. Patrick's Day! It definitely wasn't delayed due to poor time management by one of us (Hannah). 27 Dresses meets Just My Luck meets Luck of the Irish in this romantic comedy. Will Lohan get what she wishes for or will her luck run out.

Last time we ranked sparkling water, Hannah almost threw up. To test her resolve, we have come back once again to rank fourteen, yes fourteen, flavors of Waterloo. How many times will Hannah say she is going to throw up? Listen now to find out!

It has been a long time coming, but we finally return to rank several Disney Channel Live action show pilots! Full of nostalgia, painted dogs, physical comedy and more, join us in the best of both worlds as we gaze into our past to revist some favorites.

We finally watched all 8 episodes of season 1 and are ready to discuss our thoughts! Did we like the finale? Is Zuko still our favorite part of the show? Pretend we released this episode 3 months ago.  

With a trip to the theaters, we are once again revisting our Pixar ranking lists. Inside Out 2 brings us back inside the mind of Riley, but this time with plenty of relatable anxiety. Who will cry? And where will this film end up in our ranking?

A project years in the making finally comes to an end. 24 movies have been watched, and now those 24 movies will be ranked. Join us for the final Sudio Ghibli episode as we rank every film from the studio with a special guest!

Holy fucking shit...we did it! We somehow made it through 100 episodes of this nonsense. Here's to 100 more...unless we quit first. 

Nobody asked for this. Hannah isn't even in this episode. Regardless, nothing would stop me from spending two hours talking with a special returning guest host about a televison show we used to watch together. Listen to our thoughts about True Detective: Night Country, the fourth season featuring Hannah's favorite actress Jodie Foster. 

Another March has come and gone. The flowers have bloomed, the sun is shining, and fucking Gideon is still in this bracket. 

This episode was recorded so long ago that we had to add an update to the background information. As you know this was a rare instance where an episode released way past when it was supposed to. 

We have reached the halfway point of season 1 and are ready to check in with our thoughts! Listen to hear our highs and lows and how we feel about some of the changes made. To the surprise of no one, we still think Zuko is the best part of the show. 

We finally sat down and watched the first episode, Aang! Here are our thoughts.

Today we introduce a new episode format to our podcast! We love to talk and share our opinions. We love to hear our own voices. What better way to do that than to add even more episodes to our plate. Research Breaks are a way for us to discuss whatever we want with no rules. We hope you enjoy our first which will cover the live action Avatar the Last Airbender tv show!

As we near the end of our Studio Ghibli watch through, join us as we discuss some of the highest highs and lowest lows we have seen so far. Baits will be cast, confusion will be had, and relief will be felt as we prepare for the final movie. 

Two girls, how many years...who knows? 2023 was never going to be our year. We tried, put out a few episodes, and returned to our mega movie series roots. Which episode was our favorite? Listen this week to find out!

We are back with another year of Christmas movies to add to our collection. Alyssa hates children, Hannah loves filthy animals, and confusion is had in Toyland. We also escape the wrath of the Christmas Spider and live to see another year of ranking. 

We are back to it this week with new movies in our Studio Ghibli series! This discussion will fully ensure that we can never run for a public office...which may not be a bad thing. 

We hoped we would never have to update this episode, but Alyssa found new Lunchables at the grocery store. Please enjoy listening to us taste test two of the new Lunchables Dunkables and hate our lives. The perfect Thanksgiving treat!

Its been 84 years since we started Studio Ghibli but we are back! More movies will be discussed as we inch closer to our official rankings...which definitely won't take another year to complete. 

We are back with another one that is actually not two months late! Join us this episode as we look at the Songs of the Summer of 2023. Guess how many times Alyssa will say the wrong name of a country singer (Spoiler-the answer is more than two).

Have you ever thought about the vastness of space and what planet you'd like to live on? Join us this week as we discover our feelings about the solar system and Ur-anus. 

The moment that has been over a year in the making has finally arrived! We are back to our roots as we tackle yet another mega movie list. Listen this week as we begin our journey into the beauty that is Studio Ghibli. 

Once again we are back with another collection of bloopers showcasing our inability to speak properly. Enjoy.  

"Three's company," "Three's a crowd," "The third time's the charm," or "bad news always comes in threes." More than likely this episode is the last saying but that won't stop us from doing another variety hour. Listen this week as we do some all new "mini" rankings! 

We went back to the theater to see Pixar's newest film, Elemental. Tears were shed, Carl & Dug made an appearance, and there was one less family counter than before. Where will Elemental rank in our Pixar list? Listen this week to find out!

Who do you save when there's seemingly hundreds of characters to choose between? This is the question Dom must try and answer in the newest installment to the Fast & the Furious franchise. The writing is questionable, the cars are a plenty, and a new villain comes into play. I think we all know what the real question Dom is trying to answer though...Family or Corona (the beer)?

There is a lot to unpack. Join us as we watch some of the best and worst TV show finales of all time in an episode that was supposed to come out almost a year ago. Confusion, snowglobes, lumberjacks, and a dreaded helicopter crash that never happens are just some of the chaos that comes with watching the end of a series with no context. A bad idea? Maybe. 

We may have no internet or heat between us, but nothing can stop us from uploading this episode on the last day of March Madness (in April). For the second year in a row, we eliminated all the college basketball mascots in the March Madness men's bracket until we were left with one winner, and 63 losers. Which fan favorites made the cut, and which mascots returned that we hoped to never see again?