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Resonance FM: Epistaxis Time
by Dan Wilson
"All the latest celebrity gossip, hot fashion tips and 101 ways to spice up your love life." A few months ago, I found a cache of tapes in a gents lavotory, wrapped in what appeared to be a suicide note. While many of the tapes had degrated due to exposure to the harsh toilet environment, much of their content was still playable. I became obsessed with cataloguing the dreary, meloncholic sounds contained therein. I have encoded and placed here all that I was able to salvage, and as I am slowly able to un-stick the tiny reels of cassette I intend to publish the rest. I know very little about the man who created these sounds, however I have catalogued the recordings and collected the meagre information I have about him on this web page in the hope that we may share this tragedy.
Episodes
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Dan Wilson – The Philosophy of Mediadropping
‘The Philosophy of Mediadropping’ is a relentless musing on the practice of mediadropping – the dropping of home-made CDs, DVDs, tapes, books, manuscripts, etc. in public places for random people to find. Mediadropping is a pathological habit of mine. My old Resonance show, ‘The Exciting…
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Epistaxis Time – The End
It feels unsafe… Has the second series of Epistaxis Time come to a premature end? Yes, probably. This show wasn’t submitted with the usual accompaniment of feverish text and ingredient listings, and I am loath to supply bullet-pointed provisional song titles for fear of error. Conspiracy theories...
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Epistaxis Time – Slurgle
You’re in for an anti-treat! This Epistaxis thrusts us into a beautiful plush environment of slurgles, polythene oysters bearing mucous pearls, a trolley quivering in an alleyway, crazed metal and meat agape. Feel loneliness. Oil fat is mixed with Nivea Visage Q10 plus (the world’s favourite...
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Epistaxis Time: Boo-hoo, Review and Interview
This episode contains a sob story, but more importantly: a celebrity interview(!), but I shan’t spoilt it by revealing too much. How refreshing! Here’s a mapping to guide you through this episode’s construct: JJ and his Substrates - Submarining Magazine reviews It Seems So Right, It’s Wro-ho-ong…
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Epistaxis Time: Sonic Portraiture
Under a could of financial/general difficulties our host finds himself homeless, so woos us with his ’sonic portrait’ skills that showcase his potential as your personal in-house artist (if you grant him accommodation, that is). A marvellous gem from his music collection follows: Sam Jones - Hero...
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Epistaxis Time: Candy Arse Lover
Following the well-trodden path of saying “hello” on radio and suchlike, attempts are made to orientate the listener as fully as humanly possible. However, the introduction is stripped of all credibility and matter-of-factness, as the dialogue was recorded in anti-realtime from within a phase...
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Epistaxis Time: Podcast Special
A special episode of Epistaxis time, crafted to untertain popular iPod owining people. You get too much entertainment, so try to enjoy this if you can. A depressing into. I really want to die To die on a Sunny Day My Odeo Channel (odeo/62bb4b42de868b71)
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Epistaxis Time: Fork Flicking Special
An exciting show about flicking cutlery is rudely interrupted by a rival radio station. Government Health Music: “Squeeze it ’till it Bursts” Intro; Flicking a Fork. Pirate take-over, phone in. Hiding in a Dustbin (A feelgood, summer kind of track) A naughty story (Garden Waste) Highly...
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Epistaxis Time: The Self Help Show
Our hosts creates a “self-help tape” that will in time inspire him to talk more naturally with neighbors. A repetitive monologue about burgers and newspapers descends into hysterics.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
"All the latest celebrity gossip, hot fashion tips and 101 ways to spice up your love life."
A few months ago, I found a cache of tapes in a gents lavotory, wrapped in what appeared to be a suicide note.
While many of the tapes had degrated due to exposure to the harsh toilet environment, much of their content was still playable. I became obsessed with cataloguing the dreary, meloncholic sounds contained therein. I have encoded and placed here all that I was able to salvage, and as I am slowly able to un-stick the tiny reels of cassette I intend to publish the rest.
I know very little about the man who created these sounds, however I have catalogued the recordings and collected the meagre information I have about him on this web page in the hope that we may share this tragedy.
HOSTED BY
Dan Wilson
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