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Results May Vary
by Lauren Andrews
Results May Vary is a podcast hosted by Lauren Andrews, where real people are the experts on sex, dating, and relationships. Through vulnerable and hilarious conversations, @resultsmayvarypod seeks to break down the taboo surrounding sexuality.
Episodes
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Ep #17 w/Sex & Dating Editor, Iman: Celery Juice with a Side of Justice
Happy Masturbation Month! Elite Daily Sex & Dating editor Iman joins us to talk about self-love, the impact that writing about sex has had on her sex life, being basic and loving it, the obsession with chill, getting started with anal play, and so much more. Iman and Lauren also have a very real...
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Ep #16 with Becca
In one of our most interesting episodes to-date, we meet Becca: a queer, polyamorous woman whose beautiful perspective on relationships and connection is both inspiring and eye-opening. Themes include: communication, passive aggressive instagram posts, self-care and being "selfish," emotional...
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Ep #15 with Devin
Devin has a lot of stories to share with us, including how his ex sent him a venmo charge for $5,000, a sex story involving back-humping, the time he walked out on a date, dating a police officer, and so much more. We also look up Lauren’s "Florida Man" birthday story and discuss forming a new…
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Ep 14 with Steven: Married & Dating
In which we discuss dating while still being TECHNICALLY married, how finding the right therapist is like dating, being with someone with vastly different sexual needs, the politics of paying for your partner (in more ways than one), dating with anxiety and being on the spectrum, when to throw in...
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Ep 13: High School Reunion Hookup
Today's guest has to decide what to do when he runs into his childhood crush at their 10 year high school reunion.; the story that unfolds is both tangled and illicit. We also discuss how confidence can come with age and how to stop being nervous about dates, how female orgasms are a spiritual...
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Ep #12 with Ryan, Human Enigma
In which we discuss delayed puberty, soulmates, how 2018 was no one’s year, having sex in public, what it means to be closed off to marriage or kids at a young age, a one week stand versus a one night stand, unwarranted touching from strangers and how to deal with it, and why it’s never okay to...
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Episode #11 with Kelsey: Marie Kondo Your Love Life
In which we discuss getting fed up with “dating” (what does dating EVEN MEAN???) and being in limbo, what “love at first sight” actually means, how to form meaningful friendships, how meeting new people can drive you back to the comfort of an ex, the concept of virginity, celebrity crushes, how…
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Episode #10 with Katie, Pelvic Floor Physical Therapist
In this episode, Katie takes us through the details of her profession as a pelvic floor PT and drops some valuable knowledge on disorders like dyspareunia and vaginismus. We also dive into what exactly the pelvic floor is, why involuntary pain during sex is NEVER normal, PT-approved lubes, what a...
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Episode #9 with Nick
In which we discuss the demise of his 7-year, long-distance relationship, what it’s like to go on a date for the first time since age 20, how tacos are a substitute for personality, splitting checks and how that aligns with feminism, “incels” and the reddit community, how virginity is a myth, and...
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Episode #8 with Devon/Tatiana Shmande
In which we discuss time zones and how they’re bullshit, how to really make a girl laugh, not having a lot of boyfriends, the sexual act of Burning The Toast, why sex can still be awesome without an orgasm, how to start having conversations about sex with your partner, how to have respectful…
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Episode #7 with Richie Crowley, Founder of My Poet is a Pervert
In which we discuss what to call a significant other, not agreeing with podcast guests on everything, how to have successful FaceTime sex, how dating apps can be an ego boost, falling in love fast and trusting your feelings, body compatibility, annoying movie tropes around sex, self-judgment…
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Episode #6 with Naomi: In Love with Her Craigslist Roommate
In which we discuss losing a condom inside of yourself, how exactly girls orgasm, the dynamics of dating someone who is converting in order to marry you, privacy and the value of keeping sex intimate, how to be in love with someone who has different political opinions, taking Plan B, level of...
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Episode #5 with Drew, Producer
In which we discuss the right time to send a dick pic, why meeting a straight guy at a gay bar is the ultimate dream, how sharing your expectations while dating is important, how okcupid is like Netflix, why keeping your sex life as private as possible can be a good thing, how long you should…
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Episode #4 with Charlotte, Personal Assistant
In which we discuss what you should be upfront about on first dates, the question you should ALWAYS ask the person you’re dating, why 69ing is the worst, pain during sex and why you should talk to your doctor about it, how guys just assume women are on birth control, how texting boundaries are a...
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Episode #3 with Joel
In which we discuss upgrading from surgical lube, why 26 is the prime age for dating, how to jailbreak Bumble, how religion can impact sex positivity, and how to find out what sex is if no one ever tells you. Caring Choices donation link: http://www.caring-choices.org/donate.html
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Episode #2 with Chelsea, Future Sex Author
In which we discuss leaving marks on someone after sex, how having selfies on your dating profile is a cardinal sin, how all first dates should be on a Tuesday at 7:30 pm, why girls don’t message guys they like on Bumble, how men persecute us for being cat ladies, how all nipples are not created...
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Episode #1 with Scott the Stranger
In which a total stranger comes to my apartment and we talk about how Scott just broke up with his girlfriend ten days prior, how looking for a relationship can lead to the wrong thing, how to get out of a bad date, how ghosting gives you bad dating karma, how Jewish men have a duty to make women...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Results May Vary is a podcast hosted by Lauren Andrews, where real people are the experts on sex, dating, and relationships. Through vulnerable and hilarious conversations, @resultsmayvarypod seeks to break down the taboo surrounding sexuality.
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