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Results Will Vary
by Russell Bates
A Good, Bad and Ugly Advice Podcast Life's diverse problems require diverse solutions, so advice wunderkind Russell Bates and his rotating cohort of guest advisors strive to give listener submitted questions the options for any problem. Why limit yourself to the sensible, sincere and "smart" advice we give? Why be suffocated by the idiotically futile recommendations we provide? And why suppress the thoughts of the deepest, darkest, and dustiest corners of our brains? Why choose one of these when you can have ALL of them? So take what you can as we give you The Good, Bad and Ugly advice you deserve But in all reality, no advice should be taken from this comedy show just meant to help you laugh. Even the good advice should be taken with a Mediterranean grain of salt. But if you do take advice, just remember that RESULTS WILL VARY. You can send in questions to be read on the show along with any comments or suggestions at <a target="_blank" re
Episodes
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Time Traveler Advice w/ The Odd Hour (Season 1 Finale!)
Odd Hour Podcast joins RWV in a more metaphysical sense than others in the season 1 finale! Gonna take some time to focus on myself so I can come back and give a product better then ever. Im super proud of what's been created here and know that this has potential to be a big part of my life.…
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Private Investigators Stakeout For Advice w/ Maddy Lanning & Sara Dirks
Don't have the will to right a funny bio! Trust me this is a funny one but I know no one is here so It was fun for us. If you do listen, know that you mean a lot to me and help me keep moving on. It's been a rough time and this always brings a smile to my soul, as much as I neglect it sometime.…
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Evil D&D Monsters Give Advice On Dungeon Life w/ Aadil Patel & Nikoli Hovorka
Russell here! Thanks for your patience last week when I wasn't able to get out a show :( I was very overwhelmed with work, school and life in general that this needed to go on the back burner. I hope to make it up this winter though so be prepared :) In promotion of Mordalax's Evil Lair, where…
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Saltwater's Beach Bum Dive Head First Into Advice w/Yzzy Zarate & Rae Smith
Hey! Still stuck in the closet but hope to get out soon buuuut I had my friend at Saltwater beach record some advice for me! They talk how it is best to be a beach bum, what they do to keep cool and try to find out why so many people need to be rescued from drowning? Hmmmmmm..... Listen to…
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Rat Advice Panel w/Manu Padma & Heather Marie Vitale
Hey everyone Russell here! I can't get out an episode this week because I have been stuck in the closet. I wanted still to get something out to you guys so I enlisted some of my rat friends, Lenny Catchatoli, Sam Rathaniel and Jeremy from THE Rat Hole to come and give some advice to their fellow...
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RWV Ep 15 - Salmonella Slices W/ Trey Rotert & Cole Elbel
A generous sprinkling of ashes on this one. Hope you enjoy! Find Trey & Cole's improv team @lithium_improv on Insta. It was very cool to meet both of them, hear their stories and laugh along side them! @Resultswillvarypod on Insta and send your question into [email protected]. Super...
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RWV Ep 14 - Beat Miami Heat Meat On A Neat Seat In Crete Type Sheet w/Natalie Galde & Jeff Quintana
First time guest Jeff Quintana (and Antonio Robinson) join our first ever returning guest Natalie Glade in getting super mad at me! We talk (or yell) about inflatable dino costume stabbings, putting the moves on some annoying birds and quite possibly the most chaotic and disheveled last question…
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RWV Ep.13 - Strike It All From The Record w/Fake Ass Podcast
(Lil Disclaimer : We joke on some sensitive topics in this one. It's no stupid hate speech, Joe Rogan Ass, straight guy stand up "comedian" based douchbag stuff, but I'd thought I'd mention for those who are a sensitive to certain jokes. We're 3 well meaning idiots giving dumb advice on an...
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RWV Ep.12 - Becoming The Clothes Monster w/ Olivia Rog & Dylan Schueler
Olivia Rog & Dylan Schuyler of Red Light School District and I talk about the ones that get away and how to chase them, particularly with you draped in various sweaters, belts and other garments in your closet. Hope you enjoy! I was so delighted by Olivia and how she picked up on the show...
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RWV Ep.11 - Woke Volleyball Buddha w/Dylan Morris & Ahaaz Khalid
Dylan Morris & Ahaaz Khalid of Red Light School District join me in giving advice on how to deal with doubt under the big game, What's the best railroad tracks to sleep on? and tell me in excruciating detail about Macho Man's death. Hope you enjoy! Dylan could not miss a beat if it hit him in the...
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RWV Ep.10 - Three Uncles, One Bed w/Rocco Meo & Conner Sno
TEN EPISODES! Thank you so much for coming along to this milestone and hope to see you at the next! In this episode we have Rocco Meo & Conner Sno give advice on how to deal with rejection? What National Parks are best for Rocco's Uncles to burn down? And how to get those smart kids to share some...
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RWV Ep.9 - FORE! w/Skylar Harts & Adam Cox
Skylar Harts & Adam Cox join me in giving advice to some higher end "listeners" with their love life, golf habits and fancy dress anxiety! Of course we aimed for Par, but one to many strokes and ended up giving triple bogey advice. Hope You Enjoy! Skylar is wonderfully talented in all she does....
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RWV Ep.8 - Olympic Sanctioned Zoo Wrestling w/Trey Allwood & Peyton Baisden
Trey Allwood & Peyton Baisden join me in this clean cut, no funny business and good sportsmanship episode of RWV! Before having them help our three psycho listeners with their cosmic problems they're put up to the challenge in a very RWV fashion : Grappling with animals. This one is very silly so…
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RWV Ep.7 - Bro Ice Your Girles In The Basement w/Kae Hartman & Kristin Schultes
Kae Hartman & Kristin Schultes join me in advising a spring breaker in quite a predicament. We talk flavored Oxygen bars, multi level marketing air piracy and how Kae & Kristin are apparently long lost Alaskan sisters and leaving me out to dry! Hope you enjoy! Find Kae on Insta @sorceresssupreme....
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RWV Ep.6 - This One's For Us w/Tyler Bates & Chris Parsons
Dear Future Tyler, Russell & Chris... I wanted to have you two on the pod because you're some of my favorite people ever. At time of recording this we're all in pivotal stages of our life. Tyler is fresh out of college and is throwing hammer at MSU (Go Grizzlies), Chris his making away in this...
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RWV Ep.5 - Two 20 Year Old Men Lecture Mother About Giving Birth w/Natalie Galde & Alec McKay
Natalie Glade & Alec McKay join me on a whiplash of honestly good insights into what we value in life and how to seize control to your humanity in an ever nullifying world then ending in how to assemble a cake within the womb of a pregnant lady. Make sure to taste the salt before you take it....
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RWV Ep.4 - The Peacockining w/Heather Marie Vitale & Bobby Cohoat
Love is in the air and its getting hard to breath! In this special Valentines Edition of Results Will Vary, unqualified Love Gurus, Heather Marie Vitale & Bobby Cohoat join me to give relationship advice to our loveless listener while developing an unhealthily obsession to peacocks! Hope you…
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RWV Ep.3 - Nebraskan Capital w/Rachel Berkey & Sawyer Wade
Join us as Russell and his Co-Advisors, Rachel and Sawyer, take a trip around the Union as they laugh at papel dominancy and the concept of bald people! All while waiting for International Dark Chocolate Day to strike! Hope you enjoy! Find us @resultswillvarypod on Insta where you can find all…
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RWV Ep.2 - Pillowside Bananas w/Aadill Patel & Josh Katz
Russell and his co-council, Aadill Patel & Josh Katz, get deep into character as utter buffoons giving you advice. Whether it be warming your apartment by fracking for oil, getting off caffeine by fighting raccoons or being a better DnD player by BECOMING the DnD, we know that Stanislavski would…
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RWV Ep.1 - Threaten To Marry Your Boss w/Manu Padma & Frank Floski
In the inaugural episode of Results Will Vary, I, Russell Bates, and the first guest advisors Manu Padma and Frank Floski look to bring their best, worst and most backward crazy advice to our listeners! (Who are totally real people and not my deeply sown insecurities I don't know how to ask help...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A Good, Bad and Ugly Advice Podcast
Life's diverse problems require diverse solutions, so advice wunderkind Russell Bates and his rotating cohort of guest advisors strive to give listener submitted questions the options for any problem. Why limit yourself to the sensible, sincere and "smart" advice we give? Why be suffocated by the idiotically futile recommendations we provide? And why suppress the thoughts of the deepest, darkest, and dustiest corners of our brains? Why choose one of these when you can have ALL of them? So take what you can as we give you The Good, Bad and Ugly advice you deserve
But in all reality, no advice should be taken from this comedy show just meant to help you laugh. Even the good advice should be taken with a Mediterranean grain of salt. But if you do take advice, just remember that RESULTS WILL VARY.
You can send in questions to be read on the show along with any comments or suggestions at <a target="_blank" re
HOSTED BY
Russell Bates
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A Good, Bad and Ugly Advice Podcast Life's diverse problems require diverse solutions, so advice wunderkind Russell Bates and his rotating cohort of guest advisors strive to give listener submitted questions the options for any problem. Why limit yourself to the sensible, sincere and "smart" advice...
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Results Will Vary is created and hosted by Russell Bates.
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