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Retail Nightmares

by Alicia Tobin and Jessica Delisle

Co-ghosts Alicia and Jessica plus very funny guests discuss terrible work experiences, adorable animals and a bunch of other weird segments!

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Episodes

  1. Retail Nightmares Episode 366 - Graham Clark!

    The co-ghosts team up with hilarious comedian and friend Graham Clark to discuss horse lasers, Terminator 2, and gender affirming care! Please share and donate to Jay's transition fundraiser

  2. Retail Nightmares Episode 365 - Laurie Woolever!

    Fabulously talented author and podcaster Laurie Woolever returns IN PERSON for the final episode to discuss cinnamon buns, bat festivals, and finally figuring it all out!

  3. Retail Nightmares Episode 364 - Aaron Read!

    Mega-talented and hilarious comedian, musician, and artist Aaron Read returns to discuss the milk elf, bass harmonicas, and hot microchips!

  4. Retail Nightmares Episode 363 - Tom Whalen!

    Musical superstar Tom Whalen (AKA Tommy Tone) returns to discuss married life, Starlight Express, and punks!

  5. Retail Nightmares Episode 362 - Jakub "Kuba" Wiatrak!

    Multi-talented musician, filmmaker, and avant-garde gardener Jakub "Kuba" Wiatrak joins the co-ghosts to discuss illegal perms, crystal Pepsi, and renaissance hats!

  6. Retail Nightmares Episode 361 Presents Jigsaw Jamboree - Season 7 - Episode 42 (feat. Sally White and Emmett Hall)

    Alicia is taking this week off to recuperate. Instead we join puzzle heads Sally and Jessica as they discuss generational puzzle behaviour, good puzzle etiquette, and puzzle maintenance tips from Frederik!

  7. Retail Nightmares Episode 360 - Hannah McGregor!

    Award winning genius doctor, author, and podcaster Hannah McGregor returns to discuss donkey trims, nude arcades, and gonking out!

  8. Retail Nightmares Episode 359 - Lili Wexu!

    Talented voice over actress, coach, and author Lili Wexu joins the co-ghosts to discuss big onions, puppet masters, and wildcats!

  9. Retail Nightmares Episode 358 - Jackie Hoffart!

    Fabulous comedian and filmmaker Jackie Hoffart joins the co-ghosts to discuss cat surnames, ice cream choreography, and nipple trends!

  10. Retail Nightmares Episode 357 - Amy Goodmurphy!

    Very talented actor, comedian, writer, and podcaster Amy Goodmurphy returns to discuss ants, corn, and baseball!

  11. Retail Nightmares Episode 356 - Cynara Geissler!

    Hilarious professional guest star and party clown Cynara Geissler returns to discuss ice gogs, vinegar, and crow connections!

  12. Retail Nightmares Episode 355 - Em Cooper!

    Very funny comedian Em Cooper returns to discuss goblin lifestyles, fact checking royalty, and pie problems!

  13. Retail Nightmares Episode 354 - Jen Sookfong Lee!

    Fabulous writer, editor, and podcaster Jen Sookfong Lee returns to discuss prom dresses, celeb customers, and hard sauce!

  14. Retail Nightmares Episode 353 - Darcy Michael!

    Superstar comedian, actor, writer, and tiktok celeb Darcy Michael joins the co-ghosts to discuss macramé, ADHD hacks, and pizza crimes!

  15. Retail Nightmares Episode 352 - Colin Sharp!

    Very funny comedian Colin Sharp joins the co-ghosts to discuss double deckers, basil influencers, and Al Pacino impressions.

  16. Retail Nightmares Episode 351 - Ronald Dario!

    Hilarious comedian Ronald Dario returns to discuss sexy leprechauns, becoming a table, and Tony Soprano role play!

  17. Retail Nightmares Episode 350 - Katie Nordgren!

    Very funny comedian and writer Katie Nordgren returns to discuss shaved muppets, erotic dressage, and 12-dimensional pizza!

  18. Retail Nightmares Episode 349 - Cole Nowicki!

    Fabulous writer and skateboarder Cole Nowicki returns to discuss salad cream, hot. shoes, and a pisstery!

  19. Retail Nightmares Episode 348 - Kelli Ogmundson!

    Multi-talented actor, comedian, and friend of the pod Kelli Ogmundson returns to discuss toxic gym culture, the perfect gift, and celebrity dingdongs!

  20. Retail Nightmares Episode 347 - Ember Konopaki!

    Very funny comedian Ember Konopaki joins the co-ghosts to discuss tea bag terrors, questionable jeans, and potatoes!

  21. Retail Nightmares Episode 346 - Abby Shumka!

    Fabulous friend to all puppos Abby Shumka returns to discuss peen freaks, creatures of the abyss, and plant cults!

  22. Retail Nightmares Episode 345 - Chris Thornton!

    Lovely friend and podcast haver Chris Thornton returns to discuss caves, covers, and Cybill!

  23. Retail Nightmares Episode 344 - David Harris!

    Super funny comedian and podcaster David Harris returns to discuss fashion mullets, Zelda and cotton candy!

  24. Retail Nightmares Episode 343 - Niko Stratis!

    Hilarious and insightful writer Niko Stratis returns to discuss working in a mall, being engaged, and going back to the island!

  25. Retail Nightmares Episode 342 - Kyle Fines!

    Extremely funny comedian, actor, and writer Kyle Fines returns to discuss weird NFB movies, magic bags, and tool time!

  26. Retail Nightmares Episode 341 - Graham Clark!

    Wonderful comedian, podcaster, and mensch Graham Clark returns to discuss merch, merkins, and what a moo means.

  27. Retail Nightmares Episode 340 - Emmett Hall!

    Hilariously talented comedian, musician, and superguest Emmett Hall returns with his keyboard to discuss giant gummies, abandoned goals, and corn sins!

  28. Retail Nightmares Episode 339 - Briana Rayner!

    Fabulous actor, improvisor, and writer Briana Rayner returns to discuss clam lore, emoji lights, and potato crimes!

  29. Retail Nightmares Episode 338 - Shane McLean!

    Super hilarious comedian and podcaster Shane McLean returns to discuss toilet calculators, q-tip mysteries, and sidewalk pranks!

  30. Retail Nightmares Episode 337 - Nicole Passmore!

    Fabulous comedian / actor / podcaster Nicole Passmore returns to discuss bath beads, wardrobe malfunctions and, unfortunately baby talk!

  31. Retail Nightmares Episode 336 - Jane Stanton!

    Very funny comedian, actor, and podcaster Jane Stanton returns to discuss the mysteries of dryer sheets, hardware stores, and skater boy clothes for dads!

  32. Retail Nightmares Episode 335 - Dorothea Paas!

    Extremely talented and funny musician Dorothea Paas joins the co-ghosts to discuss hot dog cinema, the mysteries of Fergie, and joe jobs.

  33. Retail Nightmares Episode 334 - Cam MacLeod!

    Very funny comedian, actor, and writer Cam MacLeod returns to discuss tuna cans, fireworks, and fridge forgiveness!

  34. Retail Nightmares Episode 333 - Laurie Woolever!

    Wonderful author and podcaster Laurie Woolever returns to discuss bat festivals, drinking blood, and fancy peens!

  35. Retail Nightmares Episode 332 - Dana Smith!

    Very funny comedian Dana Smith joins the co-ghosts to discuss candle making, regular customers, and underwear for dogs!

  36. Retail Nightmares Episode 331 - Pascalle Dugay!

    Bad movie connoisseur Pascalle Dugay joins the co-ghosts to discuss potato problems, klipspringers, and wet money!

  37. Retail Nightmares Episode 330 Spooktacular - Andrew MacLachlan!

    Friend of the pod Andrew MacLachlan returns for a spooktacular to discuss leafhoppers, wardrobe malfunctions, and hotel hauntings!

  38. Retail Nightmares Episode 329 - Christine Bortolin!

    Extremely talented comedian and commercial director Christine Bortolin returns to discuss bowls of rocks, the forgiveness of toilets and THIS BIRD!

  39. Retail Nightmares Episode 328 - Gil Goletski!

    Hilarious and talented musician and artist Gil Goletski joins the co-ghosts to discuss hunks, hotties and horse tech!

  40. Retail Nightmares Episode 327 - Abdul Aziz!

    Best friend of the podcast Abdul Aziz returns to discuss puppet cop, tortoise diapers and squonk!

  41. Retail Nightmares Episode 326 - Chris Thornton!

    Fantastic and funny podcaster Chris Thornton returns to discuss anthropomorphic cakes, triangle jams and hay holes!

  42. Retail Nightmares Episode 325 - Paul Anthony!

    One of a kind funny guy, actor Paul Anthony returns to discuss dolphins, hay bras, and erotic ramen!

  43. Retail Nightmares Episode 324 - Ivan Decker!

    Very funny award winning comedian and podcaster Ivan Decker returns to discuss quails, caves and fleece hacks.

  44. Retail Nightmares Episode 323 - Kevin Lee!

    Super talented writer and bad boy of improv comedy Kevin Lee returns to discuss reminisencessing, rectangles, and Fish and Chips!

  45. Retail Nightmares Episode 322 - Adam Pateman!

    Very funny comedian and cartoon editor Adam Pateman joins the co-ghosts to discuss central park, being a potato and Kermit's eyes!

  46. Retail Nightmares Episode 321 - Alison Rosen!

    Megafamous podcaster and writer Alison Rosen joins the co-ghost to discuss sponge bath solutions, mall jobs and muppety animals!

  47. Retail Nightmares Episode 320 - Morgan Brayton!

    Talented actor, writer, comedian, and patron saint to animals Morgan Brayton returns to discuss nacho mistakes, Ikea sagas and puzzle puzzles!

  48. Retail Nightmares Episode 319 - Emma Wong!

    Fabulous musician and streamer Emma Wong joins the co-ghosts to discuss The White Lotus, demon dogs, and being the technical director of the cyber Sunday Service!

  49. Retail Nightmares Episode 318 - Nancy Robertson!

    Fantastically funny actor, comedian, and treasure Nancy Robertson returns to discuss sentient underwear, soda spoons, and haunted pyjamas.

  50. Retail Nightmares Episode 317 - Andrea Warner!

    Fabulous writer and podcaster Andrea Warner returns to discuss the return of hugging, cinnamon bun adventures, and the ominous majesty of the shoe-billed stork!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Co-ghosts Alicia and Jessica plus very funny guests discuss terrible work experiences, adorable animals and a bunch of other weird segments!

HOSTED BY

Alicia Tobin and Jessica Delisle

CATEGORIES

comedy

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How many episodes does Retail Nightmares have?

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What is Retail Nightmares about?

Co-ghosts Alicia and Jessica plus very funny guests discuss terrible work experiences, adorable animals and a bunch of other weird segments!

How often does Retail Nightmares release new episodes?

Retail Nightmares publishes regularly with 370 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.

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Who hosts Retail Nightmares?

Retail Nightmares is created and hosted by Alicia Tobin and Jessica Delisle.
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