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Retardmaxx Podcast

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  1. 140

    Be retarded with women, parents, and friends

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  2. 139

    Psycho, Killer, Retard, Pervert - The 4 Archetypes

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  3. 138

    Be retarded because neurodivergence is neuroprotective

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  4. 137

    Idiots Remember. Geniuses Forget. Retardmaxx

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  5. 136

    The final act of genius is being retarded

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  6. 135

    The Serious Benefits Of Retardmaxxing

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  7. 134

    Too Retarded to Fail

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  8. 133

    Being retarded makes you better with women, friends, and jobs

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  9. 132

    Be retarded and stop wasting your life

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  10. 131

    I Spent My Entire Life Trying To Be Smart But I'm Retarded

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  11. 130

    Kinda retarded but my heart is on fire

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  12. 129

    Be retarded with women, humor, and sex

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  13. 128

    Be retarded and you won't have bad luck

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  14. 127

    Got 99 problems but a frontal lobe ain't one retardmaxxing

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  15. 126

    Not retarded if your brain is bigger than your balls

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  16. 125

    Be retarded and she comes back

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  17. 124

    Be retarded and fire your therapist

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  18. 123

    Be retarded and quit your job

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  19. 122

    Be retarded with women, heartbreak, and jobs

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  20. 121

    Everyone thinks I'm retarded

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  21. 120

    A slave always believes he's based Retardmaxx

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  22. 119

    Retardmaxxing women, girlfriends, and mothers

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  23. 118

    Being retarded is your only hope in this decrepit world

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  24. 117

    Didn't even try thinking today Retardmaxxing

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  25. 116

    Didn't read a single traffic sign today retardmaxxing

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  26. 115

    In the depths of my overthinking I found within me an invincible retard

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  27. 114

    All quiet on the frontal lobe retardmaxxing

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  28. 113

    God blesses his most retarded warriors

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  29. 112

    Retardmaxxing because thinking is gay

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  30. 111

    Became retarded to be successful

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  31. 110

    You can't overthink if you're not thinking retardmaxx

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  32. 109

    I started Retardmaxxing and life got better

    I was waiting for something extraordinary to happen but as the years wasted on nothing ever did unless I caused it." Charles Bukowski Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

  33. 108

    Retardmaxx no thinking required

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  34. 107

    If you can see this you're retarded and that's good news

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  35. 106

    Hey retard your rides here

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  36. 105

    No aura, not athletic, not retardmaxxing

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  37. 104

    Not a thought behind my eyes today retardmaxxing

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  38. 103

    Life gets retarded every October

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  39. 102

    Women only date retards

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  40. 101

    Be retarded with women, coworkers, and jobs

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  41. 100

    Don't count calories or track steps Retardmaxxing

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  42. 99

    Sorry Mom I'm Retarded

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  43. 98

    His Name Was Charlie Kirk A Retardmaxxer

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  44. 97

    Sorry Boss I'm Retarded

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  45. 96

    Be retarded when you think twice you double lose

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  46. 95

    All my friends are retarded

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  47. 94

    Haven't had a single worry all day retardmaxxing

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  48. 93

    Sorry babe I'm retarded

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  49. 92

    Didn't have a single deep thought today retardmaxxing

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  50. 91

    Stop trying to be smart and be retarded

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