RETRO MOVIE REVIEW

Released in 1942.

This episode is being rebroadcast at the request of Joanie B., who recently saw "The Manster" on CometTV.Here you are, JB!Enjoy!

A sky as crooked as a politician.

I thought it was a documentary about the Cubs!

There outta be a law!

No monkeying around!

Isn't that what John Kerry & Al Gore tried to be?

The Tulsa World newspaper?

Is this like Queen Of The May?

Trouble? Smile when you say that, padnuh.

This project has some teeth to it!

Crime don't pay, unless you're the attorney!

And now, the main event of the evening!

Where does she keep that hair-curling kit in her hut in the jungle?

The hell you say.

I'm not a doc, I'm a specialist.

Have you seen the price of gold lately?

This is a nightmare!

No silver or bronze medalist allowed.

Flame on! er, I mean, Flamarion!

"That pitch was a borderline call, ump! Oh, different borderline, eh?"

May I have this dance? And a slug from your hip flask?

My pot is made o' porcelain.

These people have gone baz-zark!

10,000 leagues, bush leagues, texas league, maj......

You've got the sweetest little Baby Face....

It's monster, I tell ya!

North, south, east, or west...

(insert your own joke here)

Don't dis on her!

Many drive-in, but not all drive out!

Looking for Mr. Right and you wind up with Mr. Wong, instead.

Make yourself at home!

Every FallGuy needs a FallGal.

Curses! Foiled again!

Tougher than a $2 steak!

Isn't that what they call the workers at the fair?

Something strange is going on here.

Giant? You be the judge.

Looks like we 'song & danced' our way to victory! Sa---lute!

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I didn't realize you could see the Pacific from Kansas. All aboarrrrrrd!

At last!

What are you staring at? You've never seen a scar before?

a.k.a. "The Ugly Ones"a.k.a. "The Price Of A Man"Just pick a title and go with it.

Seven come eleven!

All you need to know about this movie in two words: Dorothy Stratten.

What happened to the first woman?

The class reunions are killer!