Episodes
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "The Corpse Vanishes"
Released in 1942.
-
"The Manster" (1959)
This episode is being rebroadcast at the request of Joanie B., who recently saw "The Manster" on CometTV. Here you are, JB! Enjoy!
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Against A Crooked Sky"
A sky as crooked as a politician.
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Cellar Dweller"
I thought it was a documentary about the Cubs!
-
R.M.R: "They Made Me A Criminal"
There outta be a law!
-
RMR: "Monkey Shines: An Experiment In Fear"
No monkeying around!
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "The Bushwhackers"
Isn't that what John Kerry & Al Gore tried to be?
-
RMR: "The Monster That Challenged The World"
The Tulsa World newspaper?
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Queen Of Blood"
Is this like Queen Of The May?
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Trouble In Texas"
Trouble? Smile when you say that, padnuh.
-
R. M. R: "Planet Of The Vampires"
This project has some teeth to it!
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Parole Inc"
Crime don't pay, unless you're the attorney!
-
R. M. R: "Dracula vs Frankenstein"
And now, the main event of the evening!
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Blonde Savage"
Where does she keep that hair-curling kit in her hut in the jungle?
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "The Devils Brigade"
The hell you say.
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Doc"
I'm not a doc, I'm a specialist.
-
"The Man With The Golden Arm"
Have you seen the price of gold lately?
-
"Nightmare In Badham County"
This is a nightmare!
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Gold"
No silver or bronze medalist allowed.
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "The Great Flamarion"
Flame on! er, I mean, Flamarion!
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Borderline"
"That pitch was a borderline call, ump! Oh, different borderline, eh?"
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Prom Night"
May I have this dance? And a slug from your hip flask?
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Pot O' Gold"
My pot is made o' porcelain.
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "The Town Went Wild"
These people have gone baz-zark!
-
R.M.R: "The Phantom From 10,000 Leagues"
10,000 leagues, bush leagues, texas league, maj......
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Baby Face Morgan"
You've got the sweetest little Baby Face....
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "The Giant Gila Monster"
It's monster, I tell ya!
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "The North Star"
North, south, east, or west...
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Tormented"
(insert your own joke here)
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Dishonored Lady"
Don't dis on her!
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Drive-In Massacre"
Many drive-in, but not all drive out!
-
R.M.R. : "The Mystery Of Mr. Wong"
Looking for Mr. Right and you wind up with Mr. Wong, instead.
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Funeral Home"
Make yourself at home!
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "The Fallguy"
Every FallGuy needs a FallGal.
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Cathy's Curse"
Curses! Foiled again!
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Tough Assingment"
Tougher than a $2 steak!
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Carnage"
Isn't that what they call the workers at the fair?
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Strange Illusion"
Something strange is going on here.
-
R.M.R.: "The Giant Of Metropolis"
Giant? You be the judge.
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "This Is The Army"
Looks like we 'song & danced' our way to victory! Sa---lute!
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Fear No More"
Never fear! Retro Movie Review is here!
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Kansas Pacific"
I didn't realize you could see the Pacific from Kansas. All aboarrrrrrd!
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "The Scar"
What are you staring at? You've never seen a scar before?
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "The Bounty Killer"
a.k.a. "The Ugly Ones" a.k.a. "The Price Of A Man" Just pick a title and go with it.
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW:"The 7th Commandment"
Seven come eleven!
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Galaxina"
All you need to know about this movie in two words: Dorothy Stratten.
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "The Second Woman"
What happened to the first woman?
-
RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: "Horror High"
The class reunions are killer!