PODCAST · comedy
Reuben's Ranch
by Andrew, Justin & Reuben
Three Aussie mates, fast cars, bad ideas and plenty of shit talk. Reuben, Andrew and Justin talk cars, motorsport, road trips and whatever chaos they’ve managed to get themselves into that week. From Bathurst and K’gari to burnouts, car shows, the podcast limo, special guests and stories that probably shouldn’t make it to air — you never quite know where the conversation will end up. Sometimes informative. Mostly not. MEET THE RANCH CREW Reuben — the ringleader. Loud, wild and usually the one behind the big ideas and questionable adventures. If there’s chaos brewing, he’s probably got something to do with it. Andrew — the builder. Concrete, sheds and questionable decisions. Can build just about anything and is always up for a beer or a bad idea. Justin — the cool, calm and collected one. Quietly confident, always up for a challenge and annoyingly determi
Episodes
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Ep.72 - Bathurst 2026: Race Highlights, Mountain Mayhem & Our Next Adventure in China
The team is back from Bathurst and there's plenty to unpack! We wrap up a massive week on the mountain, from the race itself to the trip, the campsite chaos and some of the absolute legends we met along the way. Justin's back in the studio after missing out on Bathurst, so we bring him up to…
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Ep.71 - Chaos on Mount Panorama
The Ranch limo takes on Mount Panorama! We're cruising around Bathurst with a few special guests on board, including the return of Captain Risky. We get the inside scoop on what it's really like to camp on the mountain during race week, swap a few stories and cause a bit of chaos along the way....
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EP.70 - The Champ, Podcast Royale & Bathurst Bound
Justin came home a Fight Night champ, the Ranch limo made its mark on the Gold Coast, and somehow everyone survived Podcast Royale 3.0. Justin takes us through his win, we recap the full chaos from the weekend and then turn our attention to the next adventure as preparations for Bathurst…
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Ep.69 - Gold Coast or Bust
Wow... what a treat for episode 69!!! We descend on the Gold Coast only to stumble across a Blind Benny and a BT / The Podfather. So in the Limo we all go for a cruise around the coast and some awesome yarns... the best coming from our own Kerryn! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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Ep.68 - Reuben Returns, Fight Night & a Romantic Rat
Bullant fills Justin’s seat while he finalises Fight Night preparations, and Reuben is fresh off the plane from China. Andrew and Kerryn celebrate their wedding anniversary Ratatouille-style, the boys find out who really knows their Macks, and Ranch Mail delivers the aftermath of a Thermal…
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EP.67 - Black Dog, Brain Games & Father's Day
It's a full studio this week as Glenn from DMW joins the crew and Bullant brings along his 1988 Mack, Black Dog. The boys chat all things mental health, put themselves to the test to find out just how well they actually know their own brains, and catch up on how everyone spent Father's Day.…
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EP.66 - Barton Petroleum, a Busted Starter & Tongue Twisters
Scott from Barton Petroleum Services joins the boys this week, Reuben reveals how his charity drive came to an abrupt end before it even began, and the boys test their skills with some seriously tricky tongue twisters. Turns out starter motors and sentences can both be hard to get going. Hosted…
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EP.65 - Ranch Mail, Regrettable Sales & Andrew's Big Revelation
The Ranch Mail bag gets opened this week before the boys get into Should Never Have Sold It, sharing the cars, toys and other things they seriously regret letting go. Andrew then drops what he thinks is a mind-blowing revelation: your mouth moves forward when you say forward and backwards when…
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EP.64 - Snakes, Sprints & Thermal Runaways
This week starts with a snake prank that catches Justin completely off guard... before the tables turn and Kerryn becomes the next victim. The boys recap the Leyburn Sprints, share a few stories from the weekend, and dive into some surprising snake facts that might make you think twice before...
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EP.63 | King of the Strip, Jim Jefferies & Podcast Royale Predictions
Reuben is back on the couch and there's plenty to catch up on. The boys recap King of the Strip, share their thoughts after finally seeing Jim Jefferies live, and dive headfirst into all things boxing as Podcast Royale draws closer. They break down every matchup on the card, giving their…
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Ep.62 - Reuben's Sick Day, Jim Jefferies Trivia & Podcast Royale
Reuben's under the weather this week, so Justin's mate Selkirk jumps on the couch to help steer the ship... for better or worse. The boys get pumped for their upcoming night with Jim Jefferies, put their knowledge to the test with a round of Jim Jefferies trivia, and bring back 5 in the Fast Lane...
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Ep.61 - Camping, Conspiracies & Vagazzling
Fresh back from K'gari, Reuben and Andrew recap the trip—the highlights, the mishaps and everything in between. From there, the conversation takes a sharp left turn into UFOs, vagazzling and plenty of the usual Ranch rabbit holes. With Justin away sick, Reuben and Andrew take on the ultimate...
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Ep.60 - Festy Foot, K'gari Prep & Little Wins
This week, the boys are counting down to their K'gari camping trip and getting themselves (mostly) prepared with a round of K'gari trivia. Andrew opens up about his battle with festy foot, diabetes, and takes us back to the days when he reckons he was at his coolest... complete with an eyebrow...
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Ep.59 - The Drag & Drive Wrap-Up, A Reuben Prank & PPQ Drama
After surviving All Stars Drag & Drive, the boys are back in the studio to unpack the highs, the lows and everything in between. A harmless prank on Reuben quickly turns into the spark that sets him off as he vents about dealing with the moderators at PPQ. We check in on our Bog It & Flog It...
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Ep.58 - Drag & Drive, No Sleep & Marketplace Deals
This week we're gearing up for All Stars Drag & Drive, while Justin and Andrew attempt to recover from the all-nighter they somehow thought was a good idea after the last podcast. What starts as a simple Marketplace segment—"Would you buy this?"—quickly spirals into a full-blown business plan....
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Ep.57 - Helicopters, The Lads & One Wild Limo Ride
This week, Andrew and Reuben relive some unforgettable adventures with Stiffy and Barney from The Lads Podcast—including one limo ride that almost ended in disaster. Justin shares stories from an epic weekend hunting wild pigs and foxes from a helicopter, Dave drops into the studio, and in Fast...
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Ep.56 - Boxing, Blowouts & Big Announcements
With Reuben finally back in the studio, we catch up on where he's been, chat all things boxing, and debate the everyday things that are outrageously overpriced. We also welcome some fantastic new sponsors to the Reuben's Ranch family and share what's ahead for the podcast. Hosted on Acast. See...
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Ep.55 - Worst Habits, Best Smells & Retro Debates
With Reuben away in Emerald hanging out with Batesy, the boys join the podcast by phone for this week's episode. We discuss our worst habits, the smells we can't get enough of, and look back on a great day at the Withcott Hotel Car Show. We also put our preferences to the test in a game of Retro…
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Ep.54 - The Switch Bitch Returns
With Reuben away this week, former Switch Bitch Baby Spleen steps up to fill the vacant chair. Kerryn wastes no time reminding everyone about the Titans' win over the Broncos, while the conversation turns to some of the best (and most questionable) pranks we've ever pulled. Hosted on Acast. See...
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Ep.53 - Zaden Bryant Drops by the Ranch
After a massive week of events, the boys unpack their very own Fest-y Week, including Beach Fest, Alpha Fest and Farm Fest, as well as welcoming Zaden Bryant from the Dead Ass Podcast to the Ranch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep.52 - Winter Nationals Special with Kellie Kidd
With the Gulf Western Oil Winter Nationals kicking off at Willowbank Raceway this weekend, we caught up with drag racer Kellie Kidd to chat all things drag racing, life behind the wheel, and what it takes to prepare for one of Australia's biggest motorsport events. Hosted on Acast. See...
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Ep.51 - Shotgun with Dan Bowden
This week the crew headed up to Bowden's Own for the launch of Beach Fest 2026 — and somehow ended up with Dan Bowden himself in the limo for a chat. We talk Beach Fest plans, car culture, detailing obsession, podcast chaos and whatever else got thrown around on the ride. Hosted on Acast. See...
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Ep.50 - 50 Episodes and Still Not Roadworthy
We finally hit 50 episodes and somehow nobody’s been shut down yet. The crew celebrates the big milestone with stories from the weekend, including one absolutely unbelievable encounter involving a stranger and Reuben's Monaro that quickly got out of hand. We also get into the times we’ve come...
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Ep.49 - Bowden’s Day Out & Tight-Arse Tactics
We recap our trip to the Bowden's Own detailing day — kicking off with Red Bull vodkas for breakfast and everything that followed — then get into drunk spending and the tight-arse tactics we’ve used to save a few bucks over the years. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep.48 - Justin’s Big News
Big news this week — Justin’s officially stepping into the ring for Podcast Royale 3.0, and the boys break it all down. Andrew and Reuben also recap a big day down at the Breaky Creek Hotel that somehow ended with a run-in with Chris Lynn. A bit of boxing, a bit of chaos and the usual carry on....
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Ep.47 - Sexy Scottish Highlanders & Things We’re Bad At
This week we fire up another round of Rev It or Wreck It, with some strong opinions and questionable takes flying around. We also somehow end up in a debate about whether Scottish Highlanders are elite, and things get weird quickly. Plus, we get brutally honest about the things we’re just no good...
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Ep.46 - Bribie, Boats & Terrible Guesses
We’re back with stories from Bribie — camping, boating and the usual carry-on. We test ourselves with a military “closest without going over” game and prove we know absolutely nothing, before wrapping up with our most useless talents. Plenty of confidence, not much ability. Hosted on Acast. See...
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Ep.45 - Taste Testing with Ty
This one’s a bit different to our usual chaos. We’re joined by Ty from Murphy’s Creek Tavern, who rolls in with a lineup of drinks and a heap of knowledge to match. The boys put their tastebuds to the test, learn a thing or two (surprisingly), and give their honest reviews along the way. Less...
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Ep.44 Crackheads, Road Trips & Rub Pack Winners
Justin kicks things off with an all-time story from a Maccas carpark that has to be heard to be believed. We get stuck into our best road trip yarns and wrap it up by announcing the winner of the Batesy’s Ultimate Rub Pack giveaway. Buckle up… this one’s a ride. Hosted on Acast. See...
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Ep.43 - Drunk Drives & Dinner Tables
The boys attempt to piece together their golf day… from questionable shots to even worse decisions, it’s all a bit hazy. We also throw around who we’d have at our dream dinner table (dead or alive), before diving into a wild Ranch Mail from a listener who’s taken burnout builds to the extreme....
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Ep.42 - Fairways & First Cars
A bit of golf chaos, a few wild guesses, and the dumbest things we did in our parents’ cars after getting our license. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep.41 - The Ranch Turns 1
The Ranch celebrates its first birthday with the whole crew finally back in the studio. Spleen brings the latest from the Aus GP, Justin returns from the USA, and the boys argue their way through Who’s Older? — car brands edition. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep.40 - Rev It… Then Realise It Wasn’t Recording
Reuben vs the scales, Andrew vs a chatty masseuse, Justin vs gravity (well… his father-in-law), Spleen vs her Oscar Piastri excitement, and Kerryn vs the record button. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep.38 - Lights, Camera, Midlife Crisis
This week the crew heads to Hollywood… hypothetically. We discuss which actors would play us in a movie, question some of the dumbest road rules we’ve ever encountered, and unpack the not-so-subtle signs of a midlife crisis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep.37 - Back in the Holden Recliner
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Ep.36 - China and Nurofen
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Ep.35 - From China to Townsville
Reuben calls in from China, Andrew recaps the weekend in Townsville and Justin talks about his trip back home. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep.34 - Fast 5s, Fights & a 253
Gratitude chat, thoughts on the Nikita Tszyu fight, Reuben’s Monaro restoration, and a round of Fast 5 Questions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep.33 - We’re Back (And Slightly Unsupervised)
First episode back after Christmas. Spleen’s working, Kerryn fills in, Justin jumps on a mic, andwe shake off the holiday fog with stories and laughs. Good to be back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep.32 - Brisket, Burnouts and a New Rev Off Champion
This week we're joined by Batesy from Batesy's Smoke & Grill for Episode 32 of Reuben's Ranch. Rev off returns for Round 2 - and a new, unlikely champion emerges as the Ranch dives into cars, BBQ and everything in between. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep.31 - Chopped and Gassed
A car-packed week with Andrew and Reuben — driving the formal car, chopping the Ineos, hitting the drag races, and everything in between. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep.30 - Back at the Ranch
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Ep.29 - In the Limo with Hard Yards Pt2
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Ep.28 - In the Limo with Hard Yards & Luke Fink
Todays ep is coming to you live from the Reubens Ranch Podcast Limo and we're joined by the boys from the Hard Yards Podcast Cody and Bam Bam, as well as Australian professional BMX rider and serial drifter Luke Fink. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep.27 - Revving Up at Murphy’s Creek
The Ranch crew park the limo out front of the Murphy’s Creek Tavern and fire up a brand-new segment — The Rev-Off! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep.26 - The Bathurst Wrap
The Ranch crew are back in the limo - this time parked in Andrew's shed - to unpack Bathurst 2025. From campsite chaos to race-day highs, it's a full debrief of the mountain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep.25 - Full throttle from the mountain
Join Reuben, Andrew, The Spleen, and a limo full of Bathurst icons as they trade laughs, race predictions, and a few stories that probably shouldn’t be recorded Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep.24 - Slugging it Out at Bathurst
We’re on the ground at Bathurst, recapping the first few days on the mountain. With a special guest from the campsite, we dive into our journey to the track, the energy around camp, and what makes the Bathurst 1000 more than just a race. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep.23 - Bathurst jitters and some myth busting banter
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Three Aussie mates, fast cars, bad ideas and plenty of shit talk.
Reuben, Andrew and Justin talk cars, motorsport, road trips and whatever chaos they’ve managed to get themselves into that week.
From Bathurst and K’gari to burnouts, car shows, the podcast limo, special guests and stories that probably shouldn’t make it to air — you never quite know where the conversation will end up.
Sometimes informative. Mostly not.
MEET THE RANCH CREW
Reuben — the ringleader. Loud, wild and usually the one behind the big ideas and questionable adventures. If there’s chaos brewing, he’s probably got something to do with it.
Andrew — the builder. Concrete, sheds and questionable decisions. Can build just about anything and is always up for a beer or a bad idea.
Justin — the cool, calm and collected one. Quietly confident, always up for a challenge and annoyingly determi
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Andrew, Justin & Reuben
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Three Aussie mates, fast cars, bad ideas and plenty of shit talk. Reuben, Andrew and Justin talk cars, motorsport, road trips and whatever chaos they’ve managed to get themselves into that week. From Bathurst and K’gari to burnouts, car shows, the podcast limo, special guests and stories that...
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