Review Party Dot Com

It's like the Shibuya Crossing but you just move a little differently.This week we are jammed packed with internet goodness, including reviews for the Amazon Fire Kids Tablet, A Cheese Shifter Romance by Ellen Mint, and saving every banana with an in-home bug zapper. For the segment, we go for 12 rounds with Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey on Bareknuckle Letterboxding. Sacrebleu!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Line 'em up 'cause I'm ready to slap!This week we have some lovely internet reviews for the Among Us (2026) cartoon, Rain-X windshield wiper blades, Jamiroquai's Traveling Without Sound (1996) album, and a slingshot of mysterious origins. For the segment, we gather up some Letterboxd reviews of I, Robot (2004) on Bareknuckle Letterboxding. Pow! Wham! Bam!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I'd love a blue Corvette, even if everything else had to be blue, too, to get it. That's fine, probably.This week we have reviews for mixing S&B mustard powder with mustard, Creatives Cakes cake shop, clearing gunk with Metamucil, and Kid in Aladdin's Palace (1997). For the segment, we take a look at the origins of Slack Circus' OG viral He-man hit HEYYEYAAEYAAYAEYA video on Upon Further Review. I have a podcast and it is so blue.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

We're kind of like the kings of review-based comedy, and that makes us royalty, and obviously, we act as such.This week we have internet reviews for protein Pop Tarts, finding a use for tactical gloves, and finding our inner Walter Dwight on The Soprano's. We also revisit last week's find from bash.com, Jasmine the belly dancer, this time at Dave and Buster's. For the segment, we find some rare lures in a bunch of Clickbait Headlines. Bow down!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Happy Birthday, Review Party!This week we have internet reviews for belly dancers, a greasy Chili's in Spokane, 'Happy Birthday to You' by Dr. Seuss, The Birthday Party (2025), and an Oura smart ring. For the segment, we enjoy the very first User Was Blocked For This Post! For he's a jolly good fellow.Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

It's round, it's white or maybe brown, and it contains special treats.This week we have internet reviews for Old Yeller (1957), The super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026), getting extreme with some bulk knockoff lucky charm marshmallows, eating sugar free pudding with dignity, and The Nitty Gritty restaurant in Madison. For the segment, we max out on some Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) reviews on My Precious Max. Now, continue looking at the egg, please.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Instead of throwing you into the lava pit, this guys got jokes!This week we have internet reviews for Toy Story 5, culturally relevant woman's sandals from Sketchers, and fire extinguishers. For the segment, we take a small look at the live shows of Oliver Tree on Momento Moreview. Want more party? Check it out at https://wwwreviewpartydotcom.com/ !

A complete collection of every internet review and segment featuring sugar free gummi bears, from Haribo and others, in chronological order, with some extra candy-related reviews thrown in for some fun contrast. Brent and Matt experience the meme that is the sugar free gummi bear shits in real time, from the reading the original reviews, to trying the products themselves, to uncovering a massive coverup of the situation by Haribo where they literally went scorched earth on their own product pages to try and scrub the mention of their name next to such foul happenings from both internet and it's algorithms. Please enjoy the first Review Party Dot Com Anthology: Sugar Free Gummi Bears, brought to you by us here at Review Party. Dot Com!A little different type of compilation this week, review fans! Rather than a random compilation of funny funnies ala Great Hits, we decided to pull together a bunch of related Review Party history and roll it into one episode. If you like this format or have ideas for another anthology theme, please let us know! This episode features bits, in chronological order, from episodes 05, 27, 90, 91, 123, 150, and 151. Want more Party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Roar with the stegosaur!This week the party has reviews of Masters of the Universe and a He-Man Heart, a bidet soap bar for your dirty bits, the fossil that is Uncle Ben's Sweet and Sour sauce, and the older fossil Now That's What I Call Music Vol 3. For the segment, we dust off reviews of ET the Extra Terrestrial in a Precious Max!Do the dinosaur, or you'll be sorry!Want more Party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Sometimes, you don't want something to flashy or intimidating!This week there are some meek, tame internet reviews for Omen 4: The Awakening (1991), looking just like Buddy Holly and using Green Gobbler drain cleaner, perhaps the last Piggly Wiggly in Illinois, and Backrooms (2026). For the segment, we take a big, mouth-slicing bite out of a rock and listen to some reviews of apples on Apple Reviews! We keep it nice and easy, I promise.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You all know the person.This week we have internet reviews for dude propaganda in The Rock (1996), HBO's A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms, Around my French Table cookbook by Dorie Greenspan, and dad napping on an orthopedic neck wedge. For the segment, we crack the newspaper open for some Dear, Abby on Thanks, Abby! You can't take your eyes off them!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

The more butter, the better!This week we have reviews for Frosted Flakes, Tony's Big Cheese Pizza, Karate Kids: Legends, and Old El Paso tortilla "pockets". For the segment, we see what StickDoc has to say about some random things on Reviewer Redux. Pass the marinara!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

300 Episodes! Woah! Thanks a bunch!This week we have reviews for, the poetic justice of the Blade Bluray 3 pack, '300' on Bluray, trying to get Donna fired at the Community School District 300, then '300: Rise of an Empire', and figuring out what's wrong with society with '300 Palabras'. For the segment, we check out reviews for '3000 Years of Longing' on Bareknuckle Letterboxding. Here's to 300 more!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

This parachute says a little too much about me, as a person, right now. Did you have anything in beige?This week we have internet reviews for taking pepper spray straight to the face, crocs, Wu Tang Clan's Enter the 36 Chambers, 'From', and the Seat Geek Stadium. For the segment, we pull a Reviewer Redux and check out what's going on with that imdb user StickDoc. No, no, that's a salmon, I said beige, or champagne!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

They say the 8th time's the charm! Enjoy these fine internet review-based stylings, featuring reviews for wasp & hornet killer from Episode 105, 'Cowboy' (1958) and 'Play the Game' (2009) from Episode 106, grass-fed weigh protein from 107, and 'Two and a Half Men' from Episode 110. Spin that, DJ.Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

If they ran out, would they even be them?This week we have some internet reviews for Swedish Fish, stress relief supplements, jump rope, and also 'internal deodorant' bismuth supplements. For the segment, we once again wade into the Craigslist part of the internet for some Unfinished Business. A little extra sauce on mine, please!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Recycle THIS! We have internet reviews for getting messy with Scrub Daddy, the old Super Mario Bros cartoon (yes, that one), a gas siphoning tube, Nickelodeon's Butt Ugly Martians, and two hundred dollar brain wellness pills. For the segment, we meet the man behind the McRib on Upon Further Review! Checking again... Results are not good on the trash situation, boss.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

It's called deodorant, it's not expensive.This week we have some dank internet reviews for Transformers (2007), Dove soap and it's smell technology, Bumblee Tuna Salad "On The Run", and Reel Big Fish's Turn the Radio Off. For the segment, we jump back to imdb to enjoy a Reviewer Redux with the illusive EnigmaMrR. Now hit the showers!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

We all know one, we all love one, heck, we might even be a white guy who likes beer. Uncorking internet reviews for seamless thong undies, millennial grey olive oil dispensers, finding out company secrets at Pizza Plus, and getting some soft instrumental vibes from Pixar's 'Hoppers'. For the segment, we go over from Yelp reviews from Jerry Seinfeld on Celebrity Reviews! (We're like 90% sure it was actually him) Don't forget a coaster!Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You break it, you buy it.Internet reviews for pickle juice shots, the Lizzie McGuire Movie, frozen breakfast burritos, taking pictures of men who are doing your tree services, and Marty Supreme. For the segment we Memento MoReview singer/songwriter Neil Sedaka. Bueller, Bueller, Bureller...Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Like, dig this vibe, man.Internet reviews for emotional support stuffies, getting slurm-brained off of Futurama and the Evil Dead movies, getting smooth with Dr. Squatch deodorant, and a butter dispenser that reveals a lot more about a greater dairy schism. For the segment, we check out some apples on the lovely Apple Rankings. Thats what's called knowing your groceries, ya dig?Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Don't even THINK of throwing down around here or you'll end up peeling potatoes til the robots come home!This week we let loose with some reviews of very caucasian tortilla bowls, the wild requests of cameramen at the Flying Walrus Bar, and a feeble attempt to be critical of Sinners. We dip into the papers for this week's segment and get some help in Thanks, Abby!You wanna tap in? Only if you're prepared to do the thought-time on that thought-crime, bro!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You don't wanna know what Booboo is up to.This week we have internet reviews for getting carrots on Amazon, the Tiki Juice Bar at Disney Land, Home2 Suites by Hilton, The Flinstones, and the first bowling alley in the United States. For the segment, we cringe at more clickbait headlines on It Came From the Internet! Hold your loved ones close and your picnic baskets closer.Want more party? Check it out at https://ww.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Hunkering down in The Bunker so no one can criticize me again. Now that is awesome.Internet reviews FOR! gaudy car windshield decals, 'Reaching Home: A Post-Apocalyptic Journey' and the nature of the obligatory, having the full experience at A La Mode Pies in Vancouver, getting kimchi from Amazon, and bringing it all together at Baker's Square. For the segment, we have a round up of reviews from a man named BayouVince on Reviewer Redux. I'm rubber and you're glue and you can't stick to me, big dog!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You know that one Nightmare on Elm Street scene with the Q-tip? This episodes kind of like that, but with less striped sweaters. As with all great hits, here's a lovely little medley of fun reviews and laughs from the past! From Ep. 95: we hear about 'The Green Mile' (the censored, "VidAngel" version?), from Ep. 98: we talk about Survivor and Jeff Probst, from Ep. 100: we learn about clear caulk and our minds run wild, from Ep. 102: a review of Kendrick Lamar's album Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers, from Ep. 103: a review of 'The Graduate' and it's unwritten rules, and last but not least, from Ep. 104: a review of a board game called Set and how stupid it is. Enjoy, be back next week with some regular schedule programming. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

It's not a great place to be, huddled in a heap at the bottom of a crater.We do have great internet reviews for organic eggs from Amazon, Jellystone Park in Caledoinia, hanging with super chill downstairs dwellers on SniffSpot.com, giving powerful praise to Twelve Monkeys(1995), and enjoying a yelp of Palmer Place in Illinois. For the segment, we once again do battle with DarkLordMark on Reviewer Redux! Hold onto your butts!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You want NOTHING TO DO with THIS JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You do want some of these tasty internet reviews, including finding out about the movie 'Faithful Findings', the Professional Hypnotism Manual, getting a bra at the world's biggest yard sale, Fallout: New Vegas, and watermelon juice. For the segment, we look at a review for James Cameron's Avatar from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader on Great Reviews of History. Eeeeyucky!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

This one goes out to all the dweebazoids out there.Jam packed with internet reviews for messing around with herbal foot pads, getting deformed and full of blood with Sin City (2005), a Half Priced Books in Illinois, getting non-scientific with Neutonic energy drinks, and an Apple Podcast review for Batman: The Audio Adventures Podcast. In the segment we find some perfect pictures and awful clickbait headlines on It Came From the Internet! Suck on that, dorks.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

That's a real brain boggler!This week we got some hot internet reviews for suspicious toilet paper usage, the jingling at Swift Wash car wash, and Amazon Ring cameras. For the segment, we read some reviews written by Chicago local legend, "Mancow" Muller. Ohhhhhh boy!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Ho ho ho and who's your Daddy, now? It ain't your Pappy's Santy Claus. Hip, young Father Christmas showed up this week with a hard-shell backpack full of reviews for holiday favorites like Danish Butter Cookies and Canned Pumpkin, Beach Boys Christmas music and a Reindeer Onesie, Christmas Above the Clouds and other notable examples of seasonal ephemera like the JFK Presidential Library, K-Pop Demon Hunters, and a Steampunk Jacket. We told you, Papa X-Mas is trying new things out. So don't miss out and listen to the whole slambang holyday special!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Put this in your bottle and cork it!Internet reviews for things like pumping on Crystal Lite energy mix, Snow Day (2000), getting masculine with electric water guns, and the alt girl that works at Family Video. That's some good tonic!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Probiotic and cultured and soured; now that's a cream.This week's episode is jam packed with internet reviews for getting the big orange soda at the AMC movie theater, organic sour cream powder, The Grinch (2018) annnnd How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), DC comics Starship Godzilla, Zatannic Panic, and The Boy Wonder, and offering some earthiness with canned pumpkin pie filling. For the segment, we hit up Craigslist for some Unfinished Business. Truly creamy!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

This episode is dedicated to the scumbags and posers who didn't stand by the party when the chips were down...This week we have internet reviews for a dad mug, Balanced Rock hiking area, Girls Girls Girls by Motley Crue, 'The Grinch' (2000), and were biker smut 'Blood and Whiskey'. For the segment, we take a trip to the Pages of Peterman for some classic clothing product listings. Class episode!Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I made a popsicle stick house!Wonderful internet reviews for wonderful El Yucateco hot sauce, experiencing a selenite crystal digging area, sidewalk chalk, Predator: Badlands, and The Adventures of Captain Underpants. Pull my finger.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Pick up enough chicks and you can move up to heavier things, like chickens.This week we have internet reviews for Pizza One in Vancouver, Womb dance club in Tokyo, a fancy shingle cutter, a biker gang romance novel, and the Sequoia 9 movie theater in Kansas. For the segment we deep dive into Brach's turkey dinner candy corn on It Came From the Internet! It's that easy, folks.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You don't want to solve for this Y, Junior. Not on a full stomach, anyway.We have a lovely set of internet reviews this week, including (but not limited to) Fruit Pebble flavored Sparking Water from Liquid Death, fake mustaches' ability to absorb pacific northwestern goo, being a true human being in 'Wreck It Ralph', and a banana-based health supplement. We also do a deep dive into the late Ace Frehley's concert vibes on Momento Moreview. Do the math!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Let them listen to podcasts!This week we have internet reviews for chilling in the time tube with a travel neck pillow, Oz Park in Chicago's alleged rats, hemorrhaging money with the Silent Hill movie, going for a Superman aesthetic with a muscle-themed coffee mug, and supporting our locals at Scrims' Esports Center. For the segment, we hit a Review Redux with Dark Lord Mark. It's all very grand.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Happy Ghoulsday Reviewlsday!The boys are back with another spooky installment of grimy, Halloweentimey reviews, like for flesh-toned barefeet slippers and the fits they help you get, the faded lore of The Grudge franchise, caskets that smell pretty okay I guess, a book of Poe (but not Poe's words), and a wide-eyed, chainsaw wielding scarer. We dive deep into history for some classic reviews of The Mummy (1932) and make sure we keep it cheesy throughout. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Episode go funny.Internet reviews for a horse made of legos, aha! the Halo tv show, tacky applications of bedazzling gems, great things in Downtown Abbey: The Grand Finale, and the gift of Count Chocula. For the segment, we explore clickbait new article titles in It Came From The Internet!. Number stay up.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Goonies never say goodbye to their baby faces!This week we've got a real treasure of reviews for you. Recipe books and people being rude to Rudy, TV doctors and tasty chili. And a whole bushel of apple rankings to set your phaser to fall. Pinch a pudgy cheek and join us this week!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I can't help but think a little doggy would like The Ramones. We have a batch of internet reviews for putting pepperoni in a pudgy pie maker, being outdoorsy boys with a spiked pet vest, and swearing and spending money with The Catcher in The Rye by JD Salinger. For the segment, we say Thanks, Abby with some Dear Abby readings. Woof!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

The story of how Howie Mandel, how he man-fell...We cover internet reviews for using car cleaning goo with Virgil, avoiding plumes of noxious fumes with bamboo toilet paper, cataloguing personal missteps at Howie's Pizza, throwing burgers at McDonald's in Yakima, and C O M E D Y with 'Night Patrol' (1984). For the segment, we have a smattering of letterboxd reviews for The Long Walk (2025) on Bareknuckle Letterboxding. Now this is Howie do it!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

GET DOWN MR. (stinky) PRESIDENT!!! This week we have internet reviews a manly loofa, the secret to eternal youth: urea cream, crashing through dimensions at Panera Bread, doing bad things to a Hello Kitty mug, and having canoli coffee flavoring with some Lil' Joe Pescis. For the segment, we max out on some reviews for witchcraft and spell casting listings on Etsy. Not only did it block the bullet, but it also scrubbed my neck, I feel refreshed.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Deep down in the tank, there it is: your old juice... This stuff is potent, high octane, stinky, old!For reviews this week we have the fluid dynamics of scent with 'bald butter' lotion, a deckle-edged leather-bound notebook, and getting together with the whole goofy gang at Gresham's Cinema and Wunderland. For the segment, we have a whole gaggle of weird movie reviews as we take a look back at a new favorite on Reviewer Redux. Oh yeah, it's 100% juice.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Sometimes you meet a nephew and you feel the unc energy surge within.This week we have internet reviews for human experiences in 'Flight From Hell', becoming as small and malnourished as possible with 'Seabiscuit' (2003), having a smile and a chat at a Illinois Jewel-Osco grocery, and avoiding the proverbial marble via a Burger King gift card. For the segment, we dive head first into Caeoh's Goob Lagoon in It Came From The Internet! Who likes short shorts?Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

She just got special inputted to another dimension, one where your abdomen hurts a lot.This week we have reviews for barrels of Fla-vor-ice popsicles, doing mental math mind games with sugar free Jelly Belly's, sipping my choccy milk with Hershey syrup, escaping the purgatory that is an Illinois highway oasis in Tessa Kane's 'Lone Wolf', and *gunshot noise* Dead or Alive 3 for Xbox. For the segment, we take a look at the etymology of the word 'clue' on Upon Further Review. *another gunshot noise*Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Prepare to get your funny bone clobbered! This week we're dishing out reviews for sea dragons (sea monkeys' sickest rebrand yet), the Kentucky Fried Movie (for the real perverts in the crowd), the not so Fantastic Four cartoon, the effects of ginseng and herbal cigarettes, and a taste of what Sheryl Crow does to your brain, your life, your id. Now where's that funny bone, I said it's slobbering time!Want more Party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

Spool up that twin turbo and drop the clutch, we're reading things on the internet!We've got them nitro-blasted internet reviews for the lovely la gon ma, smelling salts and their various techniques, confidence and male hair sculpting putty, Alien (1979), and becoming an enlightened bald with a head razor. For the segment, we say Thanks, Abby with some readings of Dear, Abby. Vrooms and zooms, people!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Free podcast episode, who would have thought? This episode covers episodes 81 through 92, and I dare say it's got plenty of lovey little reviews.From episode 81, we compare Fair Trade coffee to poop. From episode 86, we're screaming at a review for moisturizing socks. From episode 90, we're talking about Saving Private Ryan without the war: A Walk to Remember. Then we're getting a little color at King's Fish House in Rancho Cucamonga from episode 92. What a show, what a house.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

If you're not napping from 1:30pm-4:00pm daily, then its curtains I'm afraid.This week's episode has wonderful internet reviews for protein obsessed-people and their microwaveable pork rinds, holding lightning with Disney's Hercules (1997), honey stinger energy waffles (to offset a goo dependency), the implication of piss in Dumb and Dumber (1994), and a nasty bag of onions ordered off of Amazon. For the segment, we pay tribute to the Dark Prince himself on Momento Mori-view. Don't let the bed bugs bite!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !