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This parachute says a little too much about me, as a person, right now. Did you have anything in beige?This week we have internet reviews for taking pepper spray straight to the face, crocs, Wu Tang Clan's Enter the 36 Chambers, 'From', and the Seat Geek Stadium. For the segment, we pull a Reviewer Redux and check out what's going on with that imdb user StickDoc. No, no, that's a salmon, I said beige, or champagne!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

They say the 8th time's the charm! Enjoy these fine internet review-based stylings, featuring reviews for wasp & hornet killer from Episode 105, 'Cowboy' (1958) and 'Play the Game' (2009) from Episode 106, grass-fed weigh protein from 107, and 'Two and a Half Men' from Episode 110. Spin that, DJ.Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

If they ran out, would they even be them?This week we have some internet reviews for Swedish Fish, stress relief supplements, jump rope, and also 'internal deodorant' bismuth supplements. For the segment, we once again wade into the Craigslist part of the internet for some Unfinished Business. A little extra sauce on mine, please!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Recycle THIS! We have internet reviews for getting messy with Scrub Daddy, the old Super Mario Bros cartoon (yes, that one), a gas siphoning tube, Nickelodeon's Butt Ugly Martians, and two hundred dollar brain wellness pills. For the segment, we meet the man behind the McRib on Upon Further Review! Checking again... Results are not good on the trash situation, boss.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

It's called deodorant, it's not expensive.This week we have some dank internet reviews for Transformers (2007), Dove soap and it's smell technology, Bumblee Tuna Salad "On The Run", and Reel Big Fish's Turn the Radio Off. For the segment, we jump back to imdb to enjoy a Reviewer Redux with the illusive EnigmaMrR. Now hit the showers!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

We all know one, we all love one, heck, we might even be a white guy who likes beer. Uncorking internet reviews for seamless thong undies, millennial grey olive oil dispensers, finding out company secrets at Pizza Plus, and getting some soft instrumental vibes from Pixar's 'Hoppers'. For the segment, we go over from Yelp reviews from Jerry Seinfeld on Celebrity Reviews! (We're like 90% sure it was actually him) Don't forget a coaster!Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You break it, you buy it.Internet reviews for pickle juice shots, the Lizzie McGuire Movie, frozen breakfast burritos, taking pictures of men who are doing your tree services, and Marty Supreme. For the segment we Memento MoReview singer/songwriter Neil Sedaka. Bueller, Bueller, Bureller...Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Like, dig this vibe, man.Internet reviews for emotional support stuffies, getting slurm-brained off of Futurama and the Evil Dead movies, getting smooth with Dr. Squatch deodorant, and a butter dispenser that reveals a lot more about a greater dairy schism. For the segment, we check out some apples on the lovely Apple Rankings. Thats what's called knowing your groceries, ya dig?Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Don't even THINK of throwing down around here or you'll end up peeling potatoes til the robots come home!This week we let loose with some reviews of very caucasian tortilla bowls, the wild requests of cameramen at the Flying Walrus Bar, and a feeble attempt to be critical of Sinners. We dip into the papers for this week's segment and get some help in Thanks, Abby!You wanna tap in? Only if you're prepared to do the thought-time on that thought-crime, bro!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You don't wanna know what Booboo is up to.This week we have internet reviews for getting carrots on Amazon, the Tiki Juice Bar at Disney Land, Home2 Suites by Hilton, The Flinstones, and the first bowling alley in the United States. For the segment, we cringe at more clickbait headlines on It Came From the Internet! Hold your loved ones close and your picnic baskets closer.Want more party? Check it out at https://ww.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Hunkering down in The Bunker so no one can criticize me again. Now that is awesome.Internet reviews FOR! gaudy car windshield decals, 'Reaching Home: A Post-Apocalyptic Journey' and the nature of the obligatory, having the full experience at A La Mode Pies in Vancouver, getting kimchi from Amazon, and bringing it all together at Baker's Square. For the segment, we have a round up of reviews from a man named BayouVince on Reviewer Redux. I'm rubber and you're glue and you can't stick to me, big dog!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You know that one Nightmare on Elm Street scene with the Q-tip? This episodes kind of like that, but with less striped sweaters. As with all great hits, here's a lovely little medley of fun reviews and laughs from the past! From Ep. 95: we hear about 'The Green Mile' (the censored, "VidAngel" version?), from Ep. 98: we talk about Survivor and Jeff Probst, from Ep. 100: we learn about clear caulk and our minds run wild, from Ep. 102: a review of Kendrick Lamar's album Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers, from Ep. 103: a review of 'The Graduate' and it's unwritten rules, and last but not least, from Ep. 104: a review of a board game called Set and how stupid it is. Enjoy, be back next week with some regular schedule programming. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

It's not a great place to be, huddled in a heap at the bottom of a crater.We do have great internet reviews for organic eggs from Amazon, Jellystone Park in Caledoinia, hanging with super chill downstairs dwellers on SniffSpot.com, giving powerful praise to Twelve Monkeys(1995), and enjoying a yelp of Palmer Place in Illinois. For the segment, we once again do battle with DarkLordMark on Reviewer Redux! Hold onto your butts!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You want NOTHING TO DO with THIS JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You do want some of these tasty internet reviews, including finding out about the movie 'Faithful Findings', the Professional Hypnotism Manual, getting a bra at the world's biggest yard sale, Fallout: New Vegas, and watermelon juice. For the segment, we look at a review for James Cameron's Avatar from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader on Great Reviews of History. Eeeeyucky!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

This one goes out to all the dweebazoids out there.Jam packed with internet reviews for messing around with herbal foot pads, getting deformed and full of blood with Sin City (2005), a Half Priced Books in Illinois, getting non-scientific with Neutonic energy drinks, and an Apple Podcast review for Batman: The Audio Adventures Podcast. In the segment we find some perfect pictures and awful clickbait headlines on It Came From the Internet! Suck on that, dorks.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

That's a real brain boggler!This week we got some hot internet reviews for suspicious toilet paper usage, the jingling at Swift Wash car wash, and Amazon Ring cameras. For the segment, we read some reviews written by Chicago local legend, "Mancow" Muller. Ohhhhhh boy!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Ho ho ho and who's your Daddy, now? It ain't your Pappy's Santy Claus. Hip, young Father Christmas showed up this week with a hard-shell backpack full of reviews for holiday favorites like Danish Butter Cookies and Canned Pumpkin, Beach Boys Christmas music and a Reindeer Onesie, Christmas Above the Clouds and other notable examples of seasonal ephemera like the JFK Presidential Library, K-Pop Demon Hunters, and a Steampunk Jacket. We told you, Papa X-Mas is trying new things out. So don't miss out and listen to the whole slambang holyday special!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Put this in your bottle and cork it!Internet reviews for things like pumping on Crystal Lite energy mix, Snow Day (2000), getting masculine with electric water guns, and the alt girl that works at Family Video. That's some good tonic!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Probiotic and cultured and soured; now that's a cream.This week's episode is jam packed with internet reviews for getting the big orange soda at the AMC movie theater, organic sour cream powder, The Grinch (2018) annnnd How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), DC comics Starship Godzilla, Zatannic Panic, and The Boy Wonder, and offering some earthiness with canned pumpkin pie filling. For the segment, we hit up Craigslist for some Unfinished Business. Truly creamy!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

This episode is dedicated to the scumbags and posers who didn't stand by the party when the chips were down...This week we have internet reviews for a dad mug, Balanced Rock hiking area, Girls Girls Girls by Motley Crue, 'The Grinch' (2000), and were biker smut 'Blood and Whiskey'. For the segment, we take a trip to the Pages of Peterman for some classic clothing product listings. Class episode!Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I made a popsicle stick house!Wonderful internet reviews for wonderful El Yucateco hot sauce, experiencing a selenite crystal digging area, sidewalk chalk, Predator: Badlands, and The Adventures of Captain Underpants. Pull my finger.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Pick up enough chicks and you can move up to heavier things, like chickens.This week we have internet reviews for Pizza One in Vancouver, Womb dance club in Tokyo, a fancy shingle cutter, a biker gang romance novel, and the Sequoia 9 movie theater in Kansas. For the segment we deep dive into Brach's turkey dinner candy corn on It Came From the Internet! It's that easy, folks.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You don't want to solve for this Y, Junior. Not on a full stomach, anyway.We have a lovely set of internet reviews this week, including (but not limited to) Fruit Pebble flavored Sparking Water from Liquid Death, fake mustaches' ability to absorb pacific northwestern goo, being a true human being in 'Wreck It Ralph', and a banana-based health supplement. We also do a deep dive into the late Ace Frehley's concert vibes on Momento Moreview. Do the math!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Let them listen to podcasts!This week we have internet reviews for chilling in the time tube with a travel neck pillow, Oz Park in Chicago's alleged rats, hemorrhaging money with the Silent Hill movie, going for a Superman aesthetic with a muscle-themed coffee mug, and supporting our locals at Scrims' Esports Center. For the segment, we hit a Review Redux with Dark Lord Mark. It's all very grand.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Happy Ghoulsday Reviewlsday!The boys are back with another spooky installment of grimy, Halloweentimey reviews, like for flesh-toned barefeet slippers and the fits they help you get, the faded lore of The Grudge franchise, caskets that smell pretty okay I guess, a book of Poe (but not Poe's words), and a wide-eyed, chainsaw wielding scarer. We dive deep into history for some classic reviews of The Mummy (1932) and make sure we keep it cheesy throughout. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Episode go funny.Internet reviews for a horse made of legos, aha! the Halo tv show, tacky applications of bedazzling gems, great things in Downtown Abbey: The Grand Finale, and the gift of Count Chocula. For the segment, we explore clickbait new article titles in It Came From The Internet!. Number stay up.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Goonies never say goodbye to their baby faces!This week we've got a real treasure of reviews for you. Recipe books and people being rude to Rudy, TV doctors and tasty chili. And a whole bushel of apple rankings to set your phaser to fall. Pinch a pudgy cheek and join us this week!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I can't help but think a little doggy would like The Ramones. We have a batch of internet reviews for putting pepperoni in a pudgy pie maker, being outdoorsy boys with a spiked pet vest, and swearing and spending money with The Catcher in The Rye by JD Salinger. For the segment, we say Thanks, Abby with some Dear Abby readings. Woof!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

The story of how Howie Mandel, how he man-fell...We cover internet reviews for using car cleaning goo with Virgil, avoiding plumes of noxious fumes with bamboo toilet paper, cataloguing personal missteps at Howie's Pizza, throwing burgers at McDonald's in Yakima, and C O M E D Y with 'Night Patrol' (1984). For the segment, we have a smattering of letterboxd reviews for The Long Walk (2025) on Bareknuckle Letterboxding. Now this is Howie do it!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

GET DOWN MR. (stinky) PRESIDENT!!! This week we have internet reviews a manly loofa, the secret to eternal youth: urea cream, crashing through dimensions at Panera Bread, doing bad things to a Hello Kitty mug, and having canoli coffee flavoring with some Lil' Joe Pescis. For the segment, we max out on some reviews for witchcraft and spell casting listings on Etsy. Not only did it block the bullet, but it also scrubbed my neck, I feel refreshed.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Deep down in the tank, there it is: your old juice... This stuff is potent, high octane, stinky, old!For reviews this week we have the fluid dynamics of scent with 'bald butter' lotion, a deckle-edged leather-bound notebook, and getting together with the whole goofy gang at Gresham's Cinema and Wunderland. For the segment, we have a whole gaggle of weird movie reviews as we take a look back at a new favorite on Reviewer Redux. Oh yeah, it's 100% juice.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Sometimes you meet a nephew and you feel the unc energy surge within.This week we have internet reviews for human experiences in 'Flight From Hell', becoming as small and malnourished as possible with 'Seabiscuit' (2003), having a smile and a chat at a Illinois Jewel-Osco grocery, and avoiding the proverbial marble via a Burger King gift card. For the segment, we dive head first into Caeoh's Goob Lagoon in It Came From The Internet! Who likes short shorts?Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

She just got special inputted to another dimension, one where your abdomen hurts a lot.This week we have reviews for barrels of Fla-vor-ice popsicles, doing mental math mind games with sugar free Jelly Belly's, sipping my choccy milk with Hershey syrup, escaping the purgatory that is an Illinois highway oasis in Tessa Kane's 'Lone Wolf', and *gunshot noise* Dead or Alive 3 for Xbox. For the segment, we take a look at the etymology of the word 'clue' on Upon Further Review. *another gunshot noise*Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Prepare to get your funny bone clobbered! This week we're dishing out reviews for sea dragons (sea monkeys' sickest rebrand yet), the Kentucky Fried Movie (for the real perverts in the crowd), the not so Fantastic Four cartoon, the effects of ginseng and herbal cigarettes, and a taste of what Sheryl Crow does to your brain, your life, your id. Now where's that funny bone, I said it's slobbering time!Want more Party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

Spool up that twin turbo and drop the clutch, we're reading things on the internet!We've got them nitro-blasted internet reviews for the lovely la gon ma, smelling salts and their various techniques, confidence and male hair sculpting putty, Alien (1979), and becoming an enlightened bald with a head razor. For the segment, we say Thanks, Abby with some readings of Dear, Abby. Vrooms and zooms, people!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Free podcast episode, who would have thought? This episode covers episodes 81 through 92, and I dare say it's got plenty of lovey little reviews.From episode 81, we compare Fair Trade coffee to poop. From episode 86, we're screaming at a review for moisturizing socks. From episode 90, we're talking about Saving Private Ryan without the war: A Walk to Remember. Then we're getting a little color at King's Fish House in Rancho Cucamonga from episode 92. What a show, what a house.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

If you're not napping from 1:30pm-4:00pm daily, then its curtains I'm afraid.This week's episode has wonderful internet reviews for protein obsessed-people and their microwaveable pork rinds, holding lightning with Disney's Hercules (1997), honey stinger energy waffles (to offset a goo dependency), the implication of piss in Dumb and Dumber (1994), and a nasty bag of onions ordered off of Amazon. For the segment, we pay tribute to the Dark Prince himself on Momento Mori-view. Don't let the bed bugs bite!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Its spicy, but its sweet, too.Internet reviews for Sour Strips candy, being bewildered with 'Surf Ninjas', going fast with 'Redline', and 'Falcon: Destiney's Enforcers' by April D Berry. For the segment, we play a little Five Star Review: The Game! Hot, hot!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Just don't give the dude a cookie.This week we got internet reviews for Long John Silvers, your ego and id within a glass elephant statue, gosh darn fruit punch capri sun, Friends and also how we feel about Friends, and wishing physics weren't real on wave boards. For the segment, we wade back into that swamp with Craigslist's Unfinished Business. Oh man I gave him a cookie man now he wants me to read him a whole story oh god.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You know, like pouring water on fires, and safely transporting famous people and their families.Internet reviews for City Crisis on the PS2, getting into the dehydration lifestyle with banana chips, waking up and craving at Flying Biscuit Cafe in South Carolina, responsibilities and IMDB's most popular Dexter review, and Sargento's gouda cheese. For the segment, we have a look at the career path and horse-drawing ability of one Maurice Sendak in Upon Further Review. Seriously.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartdotcom.com/ !

Get your cool ice picks and your space drugs and your sweet desert armor, because we're riding these tubes all the way to infinity, or at least until the screen saver starts again. Either way, I'm there. Internet reviews for frozen beef from Nebraska via Amazon, dealing with coupons at a highway-side Burger King, the work horses of the feet: socks, and busting a vacuum. For the segment, we go hard with Gorilla Mode Lightning Preworkout on My Precious Max. Tubular.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewparydotcom.com/ !

Hopefully the dust is flavor dust, like spices or whatever, and not like, dead human skin flakes, or whatever.This week we wrangled internet reviews for "user-friendly" muriatic acid, the bucket hats in Good Burger (1997), we mainline some honey mustard with a look at Dot's Pretzels, and how not to cook Cacique chorizo. For the segment, we adress the question on everyone's mind: "What's with all these puddy-ass lookin' whips?" on It Came From the Internet! Dewicious!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

We're not just peacocking with this pile o' internet reviews gathered for your entertainment and to look like the NBC logo. That's right! Internet reviews for eating pale chicken in boxer briefs, purging the impurities with some of that sticky cleaning goo, avoiding spaghetti and pterodactyls at the Brookfield Zoo, embracing out evolution with Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 on the GBA, and watching Lilo & Stitch(2002) "differently". For the segment, we crack an Upon Further Review and have a look at the actual origins of Kellog's and the motivation behind his corn flake cereal. It's a new age of breakfast!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

The milk spoiled a long time ago, anyway.We have got some internet reviews for you this week! Greasing up your gaming mouse, getting the goons together for the Fisher Price Joker Bot, enjoying fine architecture at the Zao Island Amusement Center, hitting one for the old heads with a visit to Nothing Bundt Cakes, and a really weird movie called 'Big Baby'. For the segment, we take a look at the Steam directory for some reviews of the video game Split Fiction. I'd usually put another cheese joke here but I lack the concern this week.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Imagine, infinite and on-demand pizza. Just need to buy marinara and cheese cartridges from Chuck E Cheese Maxazon Emporium™!This week we got some internet reviews for becoming a youth pastor with Karate Kid, getting slushed at 7/11, keyboarding maxing with a Steel Series, some crispy Garnier Fructis shampoo, and partaking in rare delights at the Northside Bakery. For the segment, we question the target audience of overpriced clothing catalogues in The Pages of Peterman! Run off another slice, Tony.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

There's an island out there full of babes just for you, man. You just have to imagine it as hard as you can. The babes are waiting for you.This week we have internet reviews for khaki shorts at Kohl's return counter, going beyond the pale with Bro Glo sunless tan, giving toddlers "explosive" preworkout, and a wannabe shifter romance novel. For the segment, we take a new trivia game for a spin featuring some weird reviews, come guess along! The babes will be impressed if you score well, or if you don't.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

If the labor laws loosened, those McDoubles would be coming out mighty fast, is all I'm sayin',This week we have some sick little internet reviews for an allegedly special ice maker, seeing Batman Villains in reality TV's "Beyond Scared Straight", those fancy electric water guns, going on a thirst-quenching warpath with Liquid Death tea flavors, and a bubble "bazooka". For the segment, we take a (Upon) Further Review of the fine works of infamous director Alan Smithee. Back to the mines when this ones over, boys!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Gee Bill! How come your mom lets you eat two wieners? This week we have some hot internet reviews for nasty little plastic water bottles, dangerously advancing temporary tattoo technology, throwing bricks at kiddie pools, an ugly and expensive but wonderful Stitch toy, and the dark implications of having a pet pig on a leash. For the segment, we once again are diving butt-first into the internet swamp (so you don't have to!) with a look at Craiglist's missed connections section.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Man the orange juice cannons, you're going to need some extra vitamin C after this one.We have internet reviews for black licorice twizzlers, My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade, a Tony Hawk skateboard, and 'Pitch Black'. For the segment, we take a look at a pile of Steam Reviews for arguably a video game 'Black Screen'. Hit the deck!Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

When life gives you dirt, put it in some lemonade, drink it up mm yum yum good mmmmm yum I am powerful and full of minerals now.This week on big episode 250 we have internet reviews for Banjo Kazooie AND Banjo Kazooie: Nut and Bolts, a Disney World-esque trip to the Wisconsin Grocery king Woodman's, getting dragged into the darkness by your track meet warmup running parachute, and some divisive workout powder. For the segment, we march to the bat of our own percussion with a Reviewer Redux on a_different_drummer. Thanks for helping us make 250! Here's to the next 250 big onez.Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !