Episodes
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Fourth Round Proper
Spiders from Mars descend on the Italian League but the lads are safe in sound in Craven Cottage to see Fulham take on Sunderland
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Third Round Proper
The arrival of the giants from the premier league mean a slightly different tone as Tottenham Hotspur take on Portsmouth
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Second Round Proper
With Taunton beaten after a 3 game run, the boys are now following MK Dons on their trip to Portsmouth FC.
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First Round Proper
Milton Keynes away, football doesn't get any bigger than this. Will the Dons leave Taunton sleeping with the fishes? Foget' About It.
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Fourth Qualifying Round
The halloween special in March. Spooky right? Expect hooters and howlers, it's Yeovil vs Taunton.
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Third Qualifying Round
Fowl play as the boys travel to see the Swans take on the Peacocks in Devon. The boys sing the one show theme and talk about their FA cup dream...
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Second Qualifying Round
The boys remain at the Elmbridge Excel Sports Centre for another encounter involving Walton & Hersham FC... stay tuned for more FA Cup madness
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Qatar 2022: World Cup Special
With the 2022 World Cup in Qatar starting on Sunday, Jack and Alex have their concerns about the indifference of fans to human rights violations that exist in the country. Does acknowledging these make the tournament unwatchable or can football fans find a way to separate the politics from the...
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First Qualifying Round
Season 3 Episode 3 - The Swans go marching (waddling) on on on. Walton and Hersham FC are drawn at home again to Beaconsfield Town, former FA Vase finalists. This week the boys discuss mispronounciations, waterway vocations and Arthurian creations...oh and some bloke from Love Island?!
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Preliminary Round
Season 3 Episode 2 - Following a victory for The Swans in the previous round, the boys return to the Elmbridge Xcel Sports Hub to see Walton and Hersham FC take on Littlehampton Town. The boys talk burgers, beverages and Norfolk's most intelligent salamanders.
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Extra Preliminary Round
Season 3, Episode 1 - The Road to Wembley Podcast (formerly the Two Boys One Cup Podcast) returns for a third season. Jack and Alex start their journey on a baking hot Saturday in Surrey to see Walton and Hersham FC vs Kennington FC. Following a couple of covid-hit campaigns, the boys once again...
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Gas Or Sewage - Southall FC Vs Ashford Town FC
Gas Or Sewage - Southall FC Vs Ashford Town FC by Alex and Jack
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BANGED in capital letters - Molesey FC vs Southall FC
Season 2 - the boys are back on the road in the hunt for Wembley. The first round takes them to Molesey FC. The visiting team are non league behemoths, Southall FC. Tune in for more FA Cup antics, incomprehensible punditry and frustratingly bad jingles. Enjoy!
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SEASON 2 ANNOUNCED
After another "regular as clockwork" hiatus, the boys are back in a big way. As the pandemic's effect on the footballing world seem to ease, Jack and Alex prepare to have another crack at their marathon journey to Wembley. More details to follow.
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BONUS REPLAY EPISODE Sandra Bullock! - Oxford United vs Newcastle United
Deep down in lockdown town Alex and Jack dust off the microphone and discuss how football has reacted to it's temporary cessation. They also rewind the clock all the way back to the Kassam carpark where they somewhat lethargically recount the most entertaining game of the journey.
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I wish our podcast was this contagious - West Brom vs Newcastle
The boys travel to the Hawthorns in what could be their last game. The podcast takes a turn as the coronavirus pandemic sweeps across the globe. All major sporting events are postponed or cancelled, including the FA cup.
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Pulling his own skin apart - Newcastle United vs Oxford United
It's a big one. The boys go up the Toon to see the Us take on the Magpies. This podcast features stories about 14" pork swords, a cheating part time referee and a very drunk Jack Dormer. plus, expect the return of a fan favourite, as well as the usual New Club nonsense.
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If not for Apollo (the sun god) - Oxford United vs Hartlepool United
New Year. New round. New city. Same nonsense. The boys travel to the Kassam to see the Pools take on Oxford United. 2b1c news, a fresh new club jingle and the return of an old friend (not santa).
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A special guest - Exeter City vs Hartlepool United
Into the 2nd round now, the boys are south east bound again as they watch the Pools take on Exeter City. They are also fortunate enough to be joined by a certain festive and special guest!
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Tea is the biggest trend ever - Yeovil Town vs Hartlepool United FC
A bit of a strange one. The boys cover the aftermath of the horrendous incidents in the previous game, as well as the the ensuing replay and everything that happened after that!
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One club, one community - Haringey Borough vs Yeovil Town FC
The match starts as one of the most important games in years for Haringey Borough but due to off the field events, the result pales into insignificance. The boys are left stunned when exposed to English football's ugly underbelly.
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Too hot for Pret - Haringey Borough vs Cray Wanderers
As Tommy Loizou's yellow and blue army march on, they take on a team in the same division as themselves in London's oldest club, Cray Wanderers.
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A Navy Seal When it Comes to Cooking - Haringey Borough vs Staines Town FC
Jack and I return to Coles Park to watch our 'new club' Haringey Borough take on Staines Town FC. Expect fireworks and language some listeners might find offensive.
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Film Actor Sean Bean - Haringey Borough vs Herne Bay FC
Another absolute corker - Jack and Alex attend their fourth game of the pod, away at Haringey Borough. In this episode they discuss which team god would support, film actor Sean Bean and less amusingly, the politicisation of football.
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The Replay - AFC Croydon Athletic vs Herne Bay FC
After an enthralling draw at the Safety Net Stadium, Jack and Alex are back where they belong watching the replayed fixture, AFC Croydon Athletic vs Herne Bay FC
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The Peter Andre Podcast - Herne Bay FC vs AFC Croydon Athletic
In the first real away day of the pod, Jack and Alex travel to Kent's Herne Bay as they follow their beloved AFC Croydon. They're in for a treat...
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An Urn of Bovril - AFC Croydon Athletic vs Virginia Water FC
And the ball is rolling...with the podcast now up and running Jack and Alex dive into their first game. They experience Croydon culture, technical difficulties and pick up a literary gem!
About this show
2 boys from South West London travel the country following football's oldest cup.
Hosted by
Alex and Jack
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