PODCAST · comedy
Roaming Reigns
by Él Roman
Well, I've got to run to keep from hidin'And I'm bound to keep on ridin'And I've got one more silver dollarBut I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, noNot gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider
Episodes
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EPISODE 84 - CALLE DE MIEDO (DON'T WOMANSPLAIN MY FORM!)
WELCOME TO HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCART! FOR SUNDAY AUGUST 8! I'm getting into the future plans, new yobs, new prospects, and my opinions on things like BABY SHOWERS, MAWWEEEDGE, and shit. Also some TV, Movies, and THE SUICIDE SQUAD spoilerz! JOIN ME ON FEAR HELL PASO STREET 2021, WON'T...
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Episode 83 MY ROOM IS A MESS...BUT SO AM I.
(28 DAYZ LATER...........) Guess whoz back? Back again. Roman's back. Tell a friend! ORALE! AL RATO!
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EPISODE 81 F9 (FURIOUS YET NOT FAST)
Hellow and welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST M'FN podcart, the un-usurpsed, unsullied podcast R CUBED aka ROAMING REIGNS RADIO (HOUR). This week it's a continuation of the DEE DEE saga, the conclusion anyway. Also I went to see Fast 9 at a packed theater next to some chud kid that wiped his hands on…
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EPISODE 79 - THE DEVIL'S (LETTUCE) BROWNIE MADE ME DO IT
CONJURE DEEZ! JK HELLOW EVERYBODY! Have you ever listened to a podcart.....ON WEED?! Have you ever recorded......ON WEED? Me either. I'm sober and clean recording this but you'll enjoy the big reveal! Welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKIN' PODCAST BAR NONE! UNDISPUTED! UN-USURPED! I return…
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EPISODE 78 - YOU'RE DEFINITELY WRONG! (OR AM I?)
HELLOW AND WELCOME TO WRONGCAST! I gotta say I do say it's episode 79 right off the bat on the mic but it's actually EPISODE 78! GODDAMN REDDIT TROLLZ! Ha No, I did it intentionally. Or did I? Am I staying on brand with al the slings and arrows and shit flung my way? Maybe I am. Anyway, I got the...
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EPISODE 77 ANGRY AGAIN (or AM I?) LIVE FROM THE KITCHEN
HOLA and BIENVENIDOS to EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST! It's your humble narrator and host ROMAN. Tweet the show @RoamingReignz (can't change the Z some fucker took that other handle. FUCK IT!) I'm SO MAD! I'm IRKED! I'm IRATE! I'm FUMING. Except....I'm not. Honestly, I've been mellow since...
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EPISODE 74 LIVE FROM THE GARDEN STATE (RED BANK NJ BAY BAY!)
Hellow and welcome to episode 74 of R Cubed. I'm in Red Bank, NJ today. Check it out! Love youse guys. ORALE! AL RATO! LATERZ!
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EPISODE 73 SPIDER DOG (OR...IT HAS BEGUN!)
Hello everybody and welcome to HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcart, bar none! The only one you can't usurp! R CUBED! It's me, your humble narrator Rome. Welcome to the show about weirdness around my life. This week is a doozie. I have a story about a dog that can scale walls and walk up them!...
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EPISODE 72 TROLLY TROLLZ (OR, ATTACK OF THE FLYING PENNY)
HELLLOWWWWWWW ERRY'BODY! Welcome to RCubed. This isn't A SLUT with Morals Cazt or KuntKazt or ZlutKazt. This is HELL PASO's BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST, BAR NONE! And you are most welcome. I'm your humble host and narrator for the evening, Rome. How the heck are ya? I got stabbed in the arm...
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EPISODE 71 GODZILLA V. KONG V. ROME (HAPPY BIRTHDAY CINDERELLA!)
HELLOW AND WELCOME TO THE TITTY TWISTER! HA HELLO AND WELCOME TO EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST, the REIGNING DEFENDING POD, R CUBED AKA Roaming Reigns! Since I'm recording during someone's birthday, I want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY CINDERELLA! I smell charcoal and lighter fluid! BBQ time!...
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EPISODE 69 SIXTY NINE, DUDES! (WINE ME, DINE ME, 69 MEH)
HELLO and welcome to R³ aka R CUBED aka ROAMING REIGNS RADIO (HOUR). I'm your humble narrator and host, back at it again in El Paso's best motherfucking podcast, bar none, undisputed. Still not usurped. The throne is mine! It's episode number NAUGHTY, aka 69 DUDES! Here I kick it with some new...
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EPISODE 68 U-SLURP DEEZ (NEEDLED 24/7.)
Hello Everybody ™ and welcome to your friendly neighborhood unusurpable podcart. Happy first day of SPRING! So much yo say. So little time. New season, hoo dis? Check it out. Lots of good stuff, good audio, new methods, YUCKS, stories, and news. Updates for y'all audio lurkers! Listen and enjoy!…
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EPISODE 40 LONE WOOF AND HELL PASO KAREN (A BLAST FROM THE PAST! PART DEUX)
HELL-OH! And welcome to a very special episode of EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCART: ROAMING REIGNS! (FUCK THE Z!) You can't keep a good motherfucker down! And on that note, enjoy a blast from the past! A rescued lost episode from SEPTEMBER 19,2020. This was one of two maybe 3 episodes I…
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EPISODE 58 GREEN & GOLD (OR, THE NOT SO AMATEUR HOUR!)
HELLOW AND WELCOME TO EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST! THE NOT SO AMATEUR GOLDEN HOUR OF PODCARTING! Welcome to episode 58 of the Roaming Reignz hour. WITH A Z. Everytime! Anyway, here there be contemplation and contempt! So we kick off with a bit of PLAYOFF chat. Nicky's team the Ravens v…
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EPISODE 57 - REST IN PEACE ALEXI LAIHO (AND JULIE's HUSBAND BRIAN THOMETZ)
Hello and welcome to a very special episode of RR, your friendly neighborhood podcast. It's a somber one today. We lost a big name in the metal community. Alexi Laiho the lead singer, guitarist, founder, architect of Children of Bodom passed away late last year, and news of his passing made…
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EPISODE 56 MERRY NEW YEARZ MIC DROP! (FIVE STARS in 2021, BITCHES!)
MERRY NEW YEARZ! BEEF JERKY TIME! IT's 2021! Hullo and welcome to HELL PASO's BEST motherfucking podcast, bar none, inimitable, undisputed. Period! It's the first of the year, first of the month! Except it's January 2nd. We made it! 2021! FUCK BEST BUY!!! FUCK EM! Also, there is a literal MIC…
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EPISODE 55 - MERRY NOOCH YEAR! (OR THE LAST RR of 2020)
HELLO AND FUCK 2020! It's your friendly neighborhood podcart. The last one of 2020. Been a long goddamn motherfucking year, right? I know. It's the post Christmas blues episode. 364 Days until next Christmas! HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcast returns for one last hurrah of 2020. The last RR...
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EPISODE 54 - FELIZ NAVI-NOOCH, XMAS FRAUD! (SOCIAL MEDIA FRAUD!)
FELIZ NAVIDAD MOFOS! It's XMAS time in HELL PASO! This is the 2020 Christmas episode! I'm uploading this as THE NIGHT BEFORE is playing. It's a little longer than usual, just with my message of YULE TIDE CHEERZ tacked on to the end of this ep. Anyway, we open with some CHRISTMAS DIAMOND. King...
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EPISODE 53 MOSQUITO BITES AND CANADA LOVE! (AND THE RECUPERATION OF MY UNCLES)
QUE ROLLO, EVERYBODY! That means hello in Mexican! Welcome back to your friendly neighborhood bad ass motherfucking podcast. NO COFFEE AND RONA HERE. NO HOW TO SEDUCE A WOMAN DURING THE COVIDVERSE here. Just the best and most yucktastic podcart in Hell Paso, this side of the Rio Bravo. Down in…
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EPISODE 52 YOU WERE COOLER THAN COOL, MAN! (ELVIS AND ME)
SEASONS GREETINGS homies and home girls. It's your PUPPET, your hook up, the most ONDA host in the barrio, vatos! Welcome to NATIONAL PUBLIC ROMAN RADIO, NPRR. ORALE! Anyway, howdy and welcome back to HELL PASO'S BEST podcast, the Roaming Reigns progrum! It's your humble narrator, back to fill…
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EPISODE 51 THE COVIDVERSE PARADOX (OR.....POST THANKSGIVING 2020 EPISODE!)
GOBBLE GOBBLE MUTHAFUCKAHS! ERRRR.....HELLO AND WELCOME TO YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD PODCART, EVERYONE! THIS IS EL PASO's best motherfucking podcast, bar none, undisputed! I have to apologize in advance for the mysterious and slight hum in the mic during the episode. I promise it will be gone by...
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EPISODE 50 GOBBLE-GOOBLEDYGOOK (OR THE PRE THANKSGIVING EPISDOE)
GREETINGS! Welcome back to HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcast bar none, undisputed! It's your humble, and mildly drugged and manic depressive friendly neighborhood host. We're back. There's still no disbursing of the RONA vaccine. Numbers of infected are up, our morgues and mobile morgues are...
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EPISODE 49 FEELIN' FINE (OR....THE POST FRIDAY THE 13TH EPISODE!)
Hellow everyone! I'm back this week with a Friday the 13th adjacent episode. It's actually Saturday the 14th of November when I record. Here we are, post election results, the universe correcting itself. I talk about what's going on with my Uncle's remains, and the COVID numbers for Hell Paso,...
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EPISODE 48 MEET JOSE BLACK (OR REST IN PEACE TIO.)
Rest In Peace Felipe Alvarado, beloved tio. Life, death, election results. The yucks will return. Thanks for listening. I love you all. Al Rato. Orale.
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EPISODE 47 PRINCESS MITCH'S CAT TREE HOUSE OF HORROR (or THE HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR 2020 episode!)
HAPPY HALLOWEEN BOO-OYS and GHOULS! HAHA Cryptkeeper style! Welcome to HELL PASO's SPOOKIEST MOTHERFUCKIN' PODCAST, BAR NONE! UNDISPUTED! It is that day! Harvest Day. All HALLOW'S EVE! HALLOWEEN! Can someone tell the sun to fuck off? The leaves are changing, it smells like autumn, it smells like...
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EPISODE 46 GET YOUR CRUCIFIX (HALF SPOOKY/HALF SERIOUS)
GREETINGS! First part Halloweenie spooky goodness. Second part, real life gets real. Enjoy! THIS IS HELL PASO'S BEST PODCAST EVER, STILL. Wear yer masks, ya dopes! Until next Saturday, the HALLOWEEN EDITION OF RR! I shall return! AL RATO VATO! ORALE! Don't let the RONA return! LOVE SPOTIFY. LOVE...
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EPISODE 45 IS EVERYONE WEARING THEIR FINGER CONDOM?!
Howdy doody everybody! Welcome to another episode of HELL PASO's best MOTHERJUMPIN' podcast, bar none, undisputed. It's your friendly neighborhood podcart Roaming Reigns. This episode will not just be exclusive to Spotify, but we still love them at the RR pod. I'm doing this for the kiddies, for...
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EPISODE 43 HOWL BABY HOWL! (OR, THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE PHANTOM AT OUR WORST POD)
Buenos nachos errybody! Or, good morrow ladies and gents. It is I, your humble narrator, with another piping hot fresh does of ROAMING REIGNS for your ear holes! Spooky time is upon us again, but you wouldn't know it because it's fucking 87 degrees as I write this and it's sunny with clear skies...
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EPISODE 42 THE ANSWER IS....(LIVE FROM THE BUNKER ON ANCHOR, ON THE CHROMEBOOK)
HULLO and welcome to the answer to life's problems, questions, the universe! It's EPISODE 42 of your favorite motherflippin MOTHEREFFING podcast from DOWN in the West Texas town of HELL PASO! EP's best mothereffing podcart. THE ROAMING REIGNS HOUR! I'm your humble narrator, and you may be…
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EPISODE 39 POSITIVE VIBES ONLY, (OR DAK & I ARE DEPRESSED!)
Greetings and welcome to El Paso's BEST MOTHERFUCKING podcart. Bar none. Undisputed. Anyway, hi and welcome to the podcast you know and love known as Roaming Reigns. Or Legion, since it has a fuck ton of names. I'm at a cross roads today as I am editing and uploading this podcast. It's a cloudy,...
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EPISODE 38 HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE SIS!, OR....THE PROPOSAL, THE BLACK DOG, AND THE POST OFFICE FROM HELL.
HAPPY POST LABOR DAY! I'm wearing black, worry not. Who came up with that don't wear white after LABOR DAY bullshit? I love white shirts. I have a Rob Zombie white shirt with Sherri Moon Zombie's ass on the back! But right now I'm wearing my Devils Reject's last supper shirt. Groovy. HEY!…
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EPISODE 36 PUSSY LOVERZ (TAKE TWO), OR....RIP KWIKMAN.
WELCOME PUSSY LOVERZ! Welcome to the TITTY TWISTER! ORALE! Ha, I kid. Hello one and all and welcome to EL PASO's BEST MUFUCKIN' PODCAST. I'm a little late this week since I had initially recorded an episode last Saturday but alas, I LOST that fucking episode. So it's lost to the sands of time. I...
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EPISODE 35 MAMMA MIA KHALIFA, or...DO A PAWDKADST!
'DO A PAWDKAST!' This phrase will probably become very ingrained in your brain by the end of this episode. But anyway, HELLO and WELCOME TO EL PASO'S BEST PODCAST, EVER! Bar none! This episode took me a couple few days to edit. It's now Monday afternoon, but I recorded this last Saturday. I don't...
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EPISODE 33 THE TEST, OR.......Sláinte!
ORALE! WELCOME TO EL PASO'S BEST SUPER FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC PODCAST EVER! Greetings and salutations once again from the BUNKER in El CHUCO, TEJAS! ORALE! 915! Ha, God I hate that local home town pandering from local radio DJs and ass kisser local pods. Anyway, I'm writing this episode descrption...
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EPISODE 32 EL PASOS BEST PODCAST or CROC-A-DOODLE-DO!
Hello and welcome to EL PASO'S BEST PODCAST! (TRADEMARK, COPYRIGHT pending!) And since this IS the premiere podcast from El Paso, TX, I'd like to cordially welcome you to episode 32 of THE BEST PODCAST IN EL PASO, TX: ROAMING REIGNS! That's right. This is the sober podcast. This is the podcast...
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EPISODE 31 FANTASTIC MR COYOTE.......OR; I BUSTED MY ZOOM CHERRY!
HUZZAH! And welcome to another rendition of this thing I like to call Roaming Reigns. Aptly titled after my own ruminations. So all this week I kept seeing coyotes on my nightly walks. No bullshit. I've been seeing them for weeks. Months. I should probably try some mushrooms or peyote and have a...
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EPISODE 30 THE DIRTY 30s OR Happy One Hundred And Eleventeenth Day Without Social Media! (DAY 111!)
I sit, in my desolate room, no lights, no music. Just anger....HA! Not really. But hi, hello, welcome back to episode DIRTY 30 of Roaming Reigns. Happy 30th. Happy 111 days without social media! I'm actually recording, editing, and uploading a podcast all in the same day! Just for YOU! I waited…
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EPISODE 29 BEEP BEEP, BITCHIE!
EL REY has returned! Howdy and welcome to a slightly staggered blast from the past episode of Roaming Reigns, aka ROAMINATIONS aka AT OUR BEST aka DA PAW podcast. Haha Broadcasting and coming to you LIVE and IN COLOR from the bunker down in the West Texas town of HELL PASO! Welcome to Summer…
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EPISODE 28 or THE INCREDIBLE SUPER FANTASTIC DELUXE PREMIUM PHENOMENAL IJ MOVIE WATCH-ALONG GIMMICKY ONE. (THE UNMITIGATED GALL, BRO! I KNOW!)
PREPARE FOR SOMETHING..........Well, you know the rest. This is that episode. I watch something (or try to keep my attention on the flick anyway, but it's kind of rough), while recording my reactions. It's not a group pod, nor is this a proper commentary to the groundbreaking cinematic…
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EPISODE 26- THE BUZZSAW or (HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AOW POD!)
Haiiii,YOU GUYZ! (Or girlz) UGH. I FUCKING hate when people say that or type that. It's 1:20 am. My right eye is swollen shut from lack of sleep as I type this with one eye. This one took a bit. Not to record. But to edit. JUNE YOU SNEAKY FUCKIN' BASTARD! It's Joon! New month, who dis? Welp, it's...
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BLAST FROM THE PAST (ORIGINALLY RECORDED AS EPISODE 18, NOW EPISODE 24 OF ROAMING REIGNZ)
Howdy! Hey KIDS, new logo! Same bat pod. Same bat channel. So I turned 37 yesterday. I'm something like 37. WAIT.......I'M 37?! IN A ROW?! It's funny. Doesn't feel like anything to me..... being a year older. Right now I have a headache and a stiff neck. And I've been nursing a fucked up Sciatic...
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UMERO VENTI-TRES aka FLIM FLAMZ (or DON'T LET DA DEMONZ GET U!)
Greetings and salutations. Welcome to another installment, another page in the audible/aural journal that is Roaming Reignz aka Romanationz (did I spell that right?) This one is a very special episode (AREN'T THEY ALL?) I start as usual, but I end up getting pretty real in various points during…
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CATCH 22. DREI WOCHEN or THREE WEEKZ (HOW MANY WEEKZ? DREI!)
Greetings and salutations, ladies and gentle-gents. This one took me almost a whole week to edit. Thanks, depression! But, it finally came together! Join me and my cohost ALEXA ECHO DOT. In this one, I realize how many times an hour i SAY UMMM, and SIGH, and CLICK my tongue before speaking in...
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Episode 21 - THE INVISIBLE (RO)MAN (aka ROMANATIONZ [ruminations])
Bienvenidos to another installment of Roaming Reignz. I'm thinking about renaming the show ROMANATIONZ. A pun on ruminations or emanations with my name interwoven in it. Sounds kind of gauche. Anyway, hello and welcome to another chapter in the saga that is the Roaming Reignz podcast (WITH A Z)....
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Episode 20 - UNPRECEDENTED Q-RNTNE (OR GET BACK, MUFUGGAH)
Hello and welcome to another installment of the Roaming Reigns Podcast. Today is the dreaded and fabled Quarantine episode or the lockdown or the stay home stay safe, or the STAY THE FUCK AWAY from people episode. This is a retelling of another lost episode I recorded and lost last Sunday. The...
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Episode (NOT COVID) 19 - THE RED MASQUE SCARE (HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th)
Hello faithful listener! I Have returned with another episode within a week's time! I just got Audacity going on my new laptop, so now the machine is rolling. Today I am broadcasting live from the bunker, discussing current events, topics of the day, and of course some side tracked thoughts. I...
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EPISODE 18 Strikes & Gutters & Spreaker. OH MY! (I'm BACK, BITCHES!)
I have returned. It's been a long 4-5 months? But I have returned. New decade, who dis? I return with new equipment, same old mic, and a dose of the old school Roman Rant. It's all over the place, its yucks, its something. If anything, it's real. I plan to do these more and more, and I have a…
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EPISODE 17 EL PASO STRONG PART 2
Hello everybody. This is part two of my introspective and somber look back at the tragic events of August 3, 2019. I took a while to post this because of time constraints with work, distractions, and a bout with some depression and those same ol' black clouds rolling by. Regardless, here is the...
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EPISODE 16 EL PASO (IS FOREVER) STRONG PT1
As most of you know, on the morning of Saturday August 3rd, 2019, a senseless, unspeakable act of violence and Hispanophobia was committed at a Walmart Supercenter here in my hometown of El Paso, TX. Most of you watched the news and saw the horrible tragedy unfurl and become untangled before our...
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Episode 15 I AM YOB 2
Hello and welcome to this week's episode of STALE AIR......NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO.....with ME, ROMAN! haha jk This is a brand new episode of Roaming Reginz that was recorded on July 19, 2019. Ten days before I started a new chapter of my life. That's RIGHT, I AM YOB! I won't give any details…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Well, I've got to run to keep from hidin'And I'm bound to keep on ridin'And I've got one more silver dollarBut I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, noNot gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider
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Él Roman
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Well, I've got to run to keep from hidin'And I'm bound to keep on ridin'And I've got one more silver dollarBut I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, noNot gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider
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