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Rob and Helen's Date Night
by Rob Rouse
Rob Rouse is an award-winning comedian based in the UK. He's been on the telly and on the radio too, if any of that really matters. Helen Rutter is an award winning actress who's also been on the telly, not that it's a competition. @datenightpod @robrouse [email protected]'s on tour right now, all his dates are here http://www.robrouse.com/gigs/If you enjoy the podcast and you'd like to you can donate to the podcast here... https://www.paypal.me/datenightpod
Episodes
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Rob and Helen’s Datenight PodcastEp. 55 ’Run For your wife’
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Ep.54 Snookered in love
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Ep.53 "LET'S PLAY DARTS!!!"
Thanks for downloading "Let's Play Darts!" It's an absolute banger with a couple of halfwits going darts deep in the garage in the midst of lockdown. This episode was recorded a good few months ago simply join us on patreon.com/robrouse for the very latest episodes and daily comedy videos songs…
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Ep.52 DREAMS!
Hello there dear listener, Thanks for downloading. This week Rob and Helen carry out a deep analysis of their dreams to get to the truth of what lurks deep within their relationship. AND generally tit about. You can support thepatreon.com/robrouse podcast and get the very latest episodes + over…
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Ep51. Helen's Revenge - Michelin Cooking Style
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Michelin Standard Home Cooking?
Hello there Dear Listener, Welcome to Episode 50 of Datenight Podcast! This week, as lockdown bites, Helen Challenges Rob to cook her a Michelin Standard 3 course dinner. Don't panic, we edited it down to 50 minutes! If you enjoy the podcast and want to support us, please checkout out...
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Ep.49 "Something for the Weekend? / Mole Count Live"
Thanks for downloading dear listener. It's Ep. 49! If you enjoy the podcast you will love what you can get on Patreon! Basically it's like a daily comedy netflix direct from Rob and you can pay what you want, dirty cheap, dirty fun! support the podcast and get exclusive comedy sketches every...
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Ep.48 Concrete and Weeping Sores!
Enjoy tho podcast dear listeners. You can support the pod and get LOADS of exclusive comedy every mon-fri by becoming a patron! it's dead easy and a great laugh. Join today!
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Ep 47. Single wives and Huw Edwards
Vintage Datenightpod madness! support the podcast by becoming a patron here Love Rob and Helen X
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Ep. 46 Frickin Vulture!
Hello there dear listener. There is a huge beast circling in the skies and these two idiots are off to try and see it. What happens when two absolute pillocks try to mingle with real birdwatchers? There's only one way to find out. If you'd like to support the podcast and get the very latest...
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Ep. 45 Bathnight Live!
What a sensational episode this is. Kerry Godliman joins Rob and Helen in the bath! to support the podcast join us on patreon.com/robrouse Enjoy the podcast! Rob and Helen x
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Ep.44 Yoga (and subsequent blow-offs)
Hello there Dear listener, Thanks for downloading this incredibly gassy episode. Expect big laughs, detailed yoga instruction and involuntary farting. A couple that yogas and farts together stays together. Support the podcast by becoming an official patron and you will ALSO access loads of...
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Ep. 43 The Great Datenight Sewing Bee
Oh yes dear listeners! This week Helen challenges Rob to create some bespoke haute couture out of some of her old rags! Excitement builds as the clock ticks down and Rob attempts to create an outfit Helen is prepared to wear on the catwalk (to the all night garage). Support the podcast and come…
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Ep 42. Can we escape Alexa?
Hello there dear listener. As we enter lockdown 2, this episode was recorded in lockdown 1, remember that, very much like this one. Anyway, Rob and Helen play and escape room game on Alexa and things get pretty crazy! A funny one, expect swearing and farting from Helen. Come and join us on...
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Ep 32. Record Breakers
Hello there Dear Listener. Helen challenges Rob to break a series of world records with hilarious and occasionally gaseous results! Please come and support the podcast by becoming a Patron! If you do, you'll get hours of exclusive comedy sketches including Rob and Helen's latest hour long…
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THE BIG SURVEY
Welcome to Episode 40 of Rob and Helen's Datenight Podcast. This week Rob and Helen both take a personality test to find out what kind of people they are. Will they be a match? will it end in tears? Has Helen already killed Rob and this is Helen typing this pretending to be Rob? There's only one...
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Ep.39 Portrait of A Fool
Rob and Helen's Datenight Podcast Ep 39. Portrait of a Fool. This Episode is in honour of Uber Patron Greg Rimmer Support the Podcast by becoming a patron at patreon.com/robrouse Hello there Dear Listener, Rob and Helen here with brand spanking new Datenight Podcast just for you, The last week or...
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Rob & Helen's Datenight Podcast Ep. 38 Anyone for Tennis
Hello there Dear Listener! Come and join the party on Patreon where you'll unlock loads of exclusive comedy content from Rob and Helen including The film of 'Funny in Real Life' shot at the Edinburgh Festival www.patreon.com/robrouse I have to warn you before you listen, I had cooked and we'd…
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Ep 37 "A Triumphant Return through the medium of collage"
After nearly two years hiatus Rob and Helen are back with a brand new date night podcast. After literally one single tweet asking if they would get back on the mic, they did just that and bottled the lightning! There's all the classic chat about Rob's clothes, Helen's had fixed braces on her...
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Ep. 36 Not For the Feint Hearted
Hello there Dear Listener, Thanks for downloading episode 36. After a bit of a hiatus we're back in business. In this weeks podcast Rob and Helen discuss beginning preparartions and reharsals for their impending run at the Edinburgh festival together and Rob's guts take an absolute pounding....
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Ep. 35 "A Truly Wild Night Out"
Hello there Dear Listener! Thanks for downloading Episode 35! "A Truly Wild Night Out" Rob and Helen have a Saturday Night out together and have a truly wild time of it. After 3 beers (Rob 2, Helen 1) Rob nearly falls over at least twice and they remeniss (no idea if I've spelt that properly)…
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Ep. 34 Three Car Parks and A Knocking Shop?
Thanks for downloading dear listener! This weeks episode is a classic series of snapshots of your favourite podcasting couple titting about while the kids are at school and talking total codswallop for your entertainment. There's a trip to the hospital and Helen thinks Rob's accidentally booked...
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Ep. 33 Topless with a Guinea Pig
Hello there Dear Listener and thanks for downloading episode 33 of Rob and Helen's Datenight Podcast. This week Rob and Helen see in the new year with two new members to the family. The Podcast gets very hot indeed and then Rob gets attacked by a Guinea Pig. We also find out how much you…
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Ep. 32 Charity Single Christmas Special
Hello there Dear Listener! Happy Christmas and thanks so much for downloading the podcast. This weeks episode sees the release of Rob and Helen's Christmas Single "Last Christmas" to raise money for Shelter - you can bid for to win the only sigend copy on Ebay!...
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Ep. 31 Gender fluidity and quite a few mentions of toilets
Hello there dear listener, And welcome to episode 31. In this weeks (live) episode Rob and Helen talk interact with listeners questions and discussing gender fluidity, Helen doing drop off in pyjamas and Rob desperatelt tries to keep things (the conversation) out of the toilet. Please enjoy…
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Ep. 30 "Dog-hair and Sourdough"
Hello there dear listener! We've been away for a while but we're back! Rob and Helen discuss their hiatus and formulate a new plan to dominate the world of podcasting (or at least to enteratin you) Get your questions in for our new agony aunt/uncle section starting next week to... @datenightpod...
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Ep. 29 "A play for the day 2"
Hello there dear Listener, This week, Helen's new play is staged at the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield, so Helen challenges Rob to write a scene having stimulated his brain (although there's little proof that this actually exists) Enjoy the podcast! Rob's on tour right now, all his dates are here...
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Ep. 28 "Dirty Scrabble 2 Kerry Godliman et al - a 6 way special!"
Hello there Dear Listener and welcome back to Rob and Hele's Datenight Podcast after a technical hiatus!!! We thought we'd come back with a bang, so this is a 6-way treble date special! A game of dirty scrabble, with our dear friends Kerry Godliman and her husband Ben and Karen and Brendan. Not…
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A short announcement
Hello there Dear Listener, This weeks our profoundest apologies! Unfortunately rob's compuer screen broke over the weekend and he (I) can't edit this weeks podcast, Grrrr! However our technical team (Rob) (Me) is doing everything they (I) can to get a new screen fitted in the hope of resuming...
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Ep. 27 "King of the Swingers!"
Hello there Dear Sweet listener and thanks for downloading Episode 27. This week Helen planned and magical mystery tour for Rob's birthday. Regular listeners to the show will know how crap Rob is with suprises, but even an old goat such as him would never have guessed where they were heading and...
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Ep. 26 'The Great Pod-ery Throwdown'
Hello there dear Listener, Welcome to episiode 26! This week Helen and Rob get their hands dirty and sculpt each other for all eternity in clay. Will they like what they see, Will Helen's sculpture of Rob even have eyes? Rob's on tour right now, all his dates are here…
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Ep. 25 Double Date Family Fortunes with Gaz and Jools
Hello there Dear Listener, Thanks for downloading episode 25! A quarter century of datenight pods! This week is another double date special and Helen and Rob play 'Family Fortunes' The board game with Gaz and Jools Coombes. Also there's talk of worms! Rob's on tour right now, all his dates are…
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Ep. 24 The Michael Jackson Curry Debacle
Hello Dear Listener, Thanks for downloading episode 24! The week Rob and Helen share a curry, discuss the implications of Rob eating it, Ronnie the dog does something truly apalling and Rob is forced to dance like Michael Jackson by Helen with injurous consequences. Rob's on tour right now, all…
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Ep. 23 'Dirty Scrabble' with Gaz and Jools Coombes - A double date special
Hello there Dear Listener, WARNING - THIS PODCAST CONTAINS STRONG ADULT CONTENT AND LANGUAGE SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE FROM THE START AND THROUGHOUT. IF YOU'RE UNDER 18, OFFENDED BY, OR DISLIKE BAD LANGUAGE, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST. Thanks so much for downloading Episode 23. This…
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Ep. 22 "Oo-err Mr and Mrs!"
Hello there Dear Listener! Thanks so much for downloading episode 22 of our podcast! This week, Helen & Rob partake in a game of Mr and Mrs. Will they know each other inside out or will they return an all time low score! Either way, they will 'tit' about and talk 'bollocks' for you entertainment....
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Ep. 21 "Sod Trump & Brexit - Where's me washboard?!"
Hello there dear Listener, Thanks for downloading episode 21! This week Rob and Helen joined Albert's Skifflke band for a morning which was off the hook! If you need a break from Trump, Brexit and the constant doom and gloom of the news, co,me and spend the morning with 88 year old, washboard...
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Ep. 20 "I've not got worms, I'm just trying to sell my car!"
Hello Dear Listener, This week we take Rob's car to the sales room! No it is not the most romantic of dates, which maybe why Rob totally loses his sense of humour in this one. We talk to our fantastic old neighbour Paul for some car chat and Helen tries to hold it together when talk turns to a...
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Ep. 19 "Release the Doves!"
Happy New Year Dear Listener! Thanks for downloading this first episode of 2017. This week Rob and Helen release 9 white doves into the sky, in many ways this podcast is a call for world peace, in other ways it contains the usual titting about you might have come to expect from Datenight. There's...
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Ep. 18 'F**K YOU! I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!' Christmas Special
Hello there dear listener and a very happy Christmas. In short, this week, we head into the garage, crank up the amps and do a cover version of Rage Against the Machine's 'Killing in the name' with our mate Rick, who plays the drums. Helen delivers a truly incendiary vocal and the live recording...
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Ep.17 An Open Letter to Chris Waddle
Hello there dear listener. Thanks for downloading the podcast and we've got a peach of a pod for your ears this/morning/this evening - whenever and wherever you're listening. We set off on our date night, to a golf driving range (Helen's idea) but as the date unfolded, it's direction took a real...
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Ep. 16 Rob (& Helen) The Builder (s)
Hello there dear listener, This week we're having the bathroom sorted out, so it made perfect sense to do the podcast with our brilliant bulders, Pete Jackson and his son Danny and his nephew Ben. Pete had Rob cut through the soil pipe with an angle grinder and Helen and Rob find fun in trying to...
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Ep. 15 Very Sore Bottoms
Hello there dear listener, Thanks for downloading episode 15! This week Helen organises for us to go extreme mountain biking! Which is odd, as one of her biggest fears in life is riding, or rather, falling off bikes. So this week the anxiety shoe is firmly on the other foot and Helen gets the...
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Ep. 14 Get Ready Cook!
Thanks for downloading episode 14 dear listener! This week Helen springs the podcast on Rob and it's "Get Ready Cook!", which is a bit like 'Ready Steady Cook' and in no way infringes on that format and it's copyright and if anyone says so they are WRONG! Rob's inprovised recipe is below. 1 leek...
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Ep. 13 "Sweet Harmonies!" Singing Lessons
Hello there dear listener! On This week's date night Podcast Rob and Helen have a close harmony singing lesson. Will they make sweet music together or will it make your ears bleed? There's only one way to find out. Also, we have an earth shattering exclusive breaking news story, as Helen wins a...
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Ep. 12 The Herringbone incident - An Improvised radio play
Hello dear Listener! This week, Helen springs the podcast on Rob. Having just got up, Helen challeneges him to join her in improvising, writing and recording a radio play all in under an hour! We think we've come up with a truly compelling piece of drama here and have cleared the mantelpiece in...
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Ep. 11 Colin the Horse & The Attack of the Sex Robots!
Hello there dear sweet listener, We hope all is well with you and thanks for downloading this podcast. This week we went Western Horse Riding. Neither of us have any real experience with horses, although Helen has weed by a horse once in Mexico. Rob was particularly aware of trying not to…
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Ep. 10 Menage a trios with Marcus Brigstocke!
Hello there dear listener! This week we had a visit from the delightful and very funny Marcus Brigstocke. In an attempt to lift his spirits, which were pretty low, Helen suggested a cold baptism in the local river. And so she led Rob and Marcus to their very cold fate. Rob's on tour right now…
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Ep. 9 Life Drawing!
Hello there dear listener and welcome to episode 9 of Rob and Helen's Date Night : Life Drawing! This week we were all ready to do some Western Horse Riding on 'Colin'. When we received some last minute news concerning Colin and 'the vet' Helen delved into your emails and Facebook posts dear...
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Ep. 8 "You Dirty, Dirty Dog"
Hello there Dear Listener! This episode is dedicated to our dog Ronnie. It's a living tribute to him, a bit like 'This is your Life' for a dog. Ronnie chose us at Battersea dogs home some 9 years ago and in many ways was the first big step to starting a family together. Every single day he gives…
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An important announcement!
Hello there dear listener, This week, a short announcement regarding the podcast. exciting times are ahead and a rebrand on the way - plus some astonishing news on Helen's career as a dinner lady. Keep subscribed and talk to you next week :)
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Rob Rouse is an award-winning comedian based in the UK. He's been on the telly and on the radio too, if any of that really matters. Helen Rutter is an award winning actress who's also been on the telly, not that it's a competition. @datenightpod @robrouse [email protected]'s on tour right now, all his dates are here http://www.robrouse.com/gigs/If you enjoy the podcast and you'd like to you can donate to the podcast here... https://www.paypal.me/datenightpod
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Rob Rouse is an award-winning comedian based in the UK. He's been on the telly and on the radio too, if any of that really matters. Helen Rutter is an award winning actress who's also been on the telly, not that it's a competition. @datenightpod @robrouse [email protected]'s on tour right...
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