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Robert Henry Rants Podcast

by Robert Henry

D.C. based poet, social critic, and wannabe stand up comedian Robert Henry decided to make a podcast,where he rants about whatever topic that's on his heart and mind at the time. Week to week he talks jokes, art, culture,and everything in between. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/robert-henry/support

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Episodes

  1. Ep. 66: Meagan Hall won

    Robert Henry rants about Meagan winning her " grooming " case, Sasha Grey at 36, and Miley Cyrus' ugly needing to go.

  2. Ep. 65: Elon Musk & Perverted Productivity

    Robert Henry rants about Elon Musk, alternative weight loss for fatties, and Jerry Sandusky.

  3. Ep. 64: I'm Done With Popeyes Chicken

    Robert Henry rants about being done with Popeyes chicken, Katt Williams on JRE , and crowdwork vs podcasts.

  4. Ep. 63: Being Agreeable Won't Make The World Change

    Robert Henry rants about self righteous online creators, Subway cookies, and a possible child abuse incident.

  5. Ep. 62: Alec Baldwin & The Firing Squad

    Robert Henry rants about Alec Baldwin indictment, stupid comments online, tired airport comedy bits and a video experiment.

  6. Ep. 61: Jussie Smollet's newest band member: Roda Osman

    Robert Henry rants about Roda Osman, Elizabeth Holmes, and plagiarism.

  7. Ep. 60: Parallel Stealing

    Robert Henry rants about Katt Williams recent interview, Jonathan Majors, and his own lack of drug use.

  8. Ep. 59: Lie Your Way To The Top

    Robert Henry rants about Claudine Gay, a black Footed cat, and new years goals.

  9. The Best Of Robert Henry Rants: 2023

    In this best of episode, Robert Henry rants about Megan Hall, Elizabeth Holmes, apple products, the Dodo bird, the R word, East Palestine, a 6 year old school shooter, the Nashville shooting, McDonald's food, getting away from other fat people, the death of a French daredevil, ending friendships,...

  10. Ep. 58: The Best Is Yet To Come

    Robert Henry rants about Joe Rogan, true crime, and new years.

  11. Ep. 57: Things I'm Leaving In 2023

    Robert Henry rants about porn, Destiny, Miley Cyrus , and not working out.

  12. Ep. 56: Holiday Horror Show

    Robert Henry rants about food, christians, and coffee.

  13. Ep. 55: South Korean BBQ Dogs

    Robert Henry rants about farming dogs for human consumption being banned in South Korea, Popeyes chicken, and buying 5 X size pants.

  14. Ep. 54: My First Ever Kiss Made Me Sick

    Robert Henry rants about his first ever kiss, Cheese Cake Factory's wheat bread, and his 2023 Spotify Wrapped.

  15. Ep. 53: For All The Dogs That Resemble Old Karens

    Robert Henry rants about dogs that look like old Karens, best Thanksgiving leftovers, stuff only ladies can say, and getting into shape to make room for more food.

  16. Ep. 52: Ghetto Stomach

    Robert Henry rants about having a ghetto stomach, adult small talk, Starbucks protests, and tea drinkers.

  17. Ep. 51: My Drunkest Story Ever

    Robert Henry rants about Halloween candy, having fun in heaven, and his drunkest story ever.

  18. Ep. 50: Jada Pinkett Smith & The Phantom Marriage

    Robert Henry rants about Jada Pinkett Smith, being politically homeless, and diabetes denial.

  19. Ep. 49: Lil Tay Slays

    Robert Henry rants about Lil Tay returns after 5 year online absence, keepin' the same energy, and Sharon Ozburne and fat fuck integrity.

  20. Ep. 48: Bed Bug Love In Paris

    Robert Henry rants about bed bugs taken over in Paris, ending friendships too late, and a break in the 2pac murder case.

  21. Ep. 47: This World Is Passing Me By

    Robert Henry rants about Billboard giving Tic Tock a music chart, quitting Instagram, and finding meaning through struggle.

  22. Ep. 46: The World Is SUS

    Robert Henry rants about Mr. Beast, DojaCat's new song, the world being sus, and Whole foods vs BLM masks.

  23. Ep. 45: My Daughter, Hemophilia

    Robert Henry rants about hemophilia, and hot honey on pizza.

  24. Ep. 44: DojaCat Ain't A Demon, You Just A Dummy

    Robert Henry rants about DojaCat's antics with fans, the need to get away from lit screens, attention whores hating on other attention whores, Mia Khalifa's thoughts on marriage, and the smile that " saved " him.

  25. Ep. 43: Evol Lizzo

    Robert Henry rants about Lizzo, the death of a French daredevil, and Trump being indicted. ( Again )

  26. Ep. 42: Social Media Isn't Your Worst Enemy

    Robert Henry rants about not blaming social media for all of our issues, 20 something hip hop historians, Elizabeth Holmes sentenced being reduced, and the crazy overstatements that people make.

  27. Ep. 41: Protect Chick-fil-A At All Cost

    Robert Henry rants about Chick-fil-A chicken sandwiches, why he never says " no homo ", a man dealing with excessive skin after weight loss, and reading a love letter he sent to Elizabeth Holmes.

  28. Ep. 40: I Recorded This Podcast In The Most Spoken Language In The World

    Robert Henry rants about English becoming the most spoken language in the world, the teacher who was shot by a 6 year old being fired, reviewing a poet's promo flyer, and grooms forcing wedding cake down brides throats.

  29. Ep. 39: Podcasting In My Birthday Suit

    Robert Henry rants about podcasting on his birthday, not wanting to be a meme, and Elizabeth Holmes finally being sentenced to prison.

  30. Ep. 38: Perfection Is For Punks

    Robert Henry rants about why perfection is a waste of time, the Taylor Swift and Ice Spice controversy, a bison calf being euthanized, and making improvements on doing standup.

  31. Ep. 37: Brittany Spears: My Toxic Fantasy

    Robert Henry rants about Brittany Spears caffeine addiction, Joe Rogan standup skills, and Bill Gates on " work-life balance.

  32. Ep. 36: When Your Rosa Parks Moment Goes Wrong

    Robert Henry rants about a black Karen being punched by a security guard over reparations, his kink for women preachers, why are people still wearing masks, and being disappointed with McDonald's food.

  33. Ep. 35: Being Alone Together

    Robert Henry rants about loneliness, getting away from fat people, doin'shit for yourself, and tipping in D.C.

  34. Ep. 34: After The Gun Smoke, The Show Must Go On

    Robert Henry rants about the charges against Alec Baldwin being dropped, McDonald's new " upgrades", False Humility, and Teachers fighting students.

  35. Ep. 33: Stagnation vs Nostalgia

    Robert Henry rants about the feeling of stagnation vs longing for the past, Elizabeth Holmes' appeal being denied, and the Ghost of Mr. Good Bar's past.

  36. Ep. 32: Nobody's Going To Jail

    Robert Henry rants about Donald Trump being indicted, NBA player spending 500k on date with Ice Spice, and the Nashville school shooting.

  37. Ep. 31: A Teacher Today, The Whole School Tomorrow

    Robert Henry rants about a 6 year old who shot a school teacher, Paige VanZant's " kiss cards ", and Kelly Stamps' stalker concerns.

  38. Ep. 30: The Other Hard R Word

    Robert Henry rants about Linus Tech " hard R Word " controversy, USC campus coming to D.C. , Ozempic medication shortage, and putting olive oil in coffee.

  39. Ep. 29: The Necessity Of Pettiness

    Robert Henry rants about Michael B. Jordan, Meagan Hall's lawsuit, Elizabeth Holmes new baby, and a giant bran flake sold on e-bay for 200k.

  40. Ep. 28: Drinking The Water In East Palestine

    Robert Henry rants about the water in East Palestine, selling out on stage, Miley Cyrus, and Tik Tok drama.

  41. Ep. 27: Plastic Surgery: Extreme Sports Of Beauty

    Robert Henry rants about extreme plastic surgery, 150 cows being slaughtered, and how Mark Walberg uses coffee to improve his health.

  42. Ep. 26: You're Already A Winner

    Robert Henry rants about the Grammys 2023, the difference between being kind vs being nice, talking to yourself, and what recovery from addiction looks like.

  43. Ep. 25: Stay Dead Dodo Bird! Stay Dead!

    Robert Henry rants about scientists trying to bring the Dodo bird back, DEEPFAKE drama, Ice Spice, the state of podcasting, and why doing standup comedy hurts so damn good.

  44. Ep. 24: False Creep Allegation For Your Own Validation

    Robert Henry rants about a woman making false creep allegations, suggestions for Megan Hall's next move, Elizabeth Holmes' estate, and renouncing all Apple products.

  45. Ep. 23: Enforcing The Law Of Attraction

    Robert Henry rants about a woman being gang banged by " the boys in blue " that she works with on the force , and the inspiration he finds from the career of Rick Rubin.

  46. Bonus Ep: Things I’m Leaving Behind In 2022

    Robert Henry rants about Giant Grocery stores, being over 300 pounds, horror movies, low value friendships, and Facebook and Twitter.

  47. Ep. 22: The Coldest Christmas Ever

    Robert Henry rants about how cold Christmas will be this year, Megan Thee Stallion, and fake rappers.

  48. Ep. 21: Love Letters to Elizabeth Holmes

    Robert Henry rants about Elizabeth Holmes, August Alsina, and what he is thankful for this year.

  49. Ep. 20: Lying Is Our Love Language

    Robert Henry rants about Nancy Pelosi, midterm shifts, Selena Gomez, and red Starbucks cups.

  50. Ep. 19: The Left Side Of History

    Robert Henry rants about “ the right side of history “, Elon Musk officially taken over Twitter, the confusing concept of balance, and the death of rapper Takeoff.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

D.C. based poet, social critic, and wannabe stand up comedian Robert Henry decided to make a podcast,where he rants about whatever topic that's on his heart and mind at the time. Week to week he talks jokes, art, culture,and everything in between. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/robert-henry/support

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