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Robots vs Taxes
by PavloErnesto
In these times you need a show that dares to tackle the hard-hitting issues of the day. You also need a show that gets REALLY nerdy. You have a lot of needs and ROBOTS VS. TAXES is here to satisfy at least two of them.
Episodes
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Robots vs Taxes EP245: Always Keep It Right
Well partners... It looks like we have to be moving on. But never fear, this episode is chock full of the things you've come to know and love about the gruesome twosome. It's got us ranting against facebook, right wing propaganda, the raid on Mar-A-Lago, that orange former occupier-in-chief,...
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Robots vs Taxes EP244: videoGAMES
Damn... One episode to go... It hasn't fully sunk in how our little show is coming to an end but nothing lasts forever my friends. We hope you dig this foray into our discussions on the Predator sequel "Prey", Neckbeard gripes, James Franco being cast as Fidel Castro, Pav's respectful…
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Robots vs Taxes EP243: Different Iterations of Sphere
Hey folks! In this episode we discuss demented puppetry and what is currently on our roster of favorite shows to watch. We also play around with velocirapper ideas because - do we really need to justify that? I mean, VELOCIRAPPERS! Pav also makes a surprising 180 in giving the forthcoming Avatar...
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Robots vs Taxes EP242: Gone Full Ted Kaczynski
Ok folks! If you have an itch for a full on geeky episode full of laughs THIS IT IT! The guys chat up the torrent of news for SDCC and all the coming nerdy goodness coming out of Marvel. You can also listen to the guys crap all over DC! The gents also quip over the suspicious lack of mention of…
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Robots vs Taxes EP241: It Can't Be Anything Real
E and Pav have returned... again. But they didn't really go anywhere, they were just hiding from bill collectors after investing in some dog-related cryptocurrency. Tune in as they kill time in between court dates by talking about the decay of modern politics, bad-faith race analysis, asshole...
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Robots vs Taxes EP240: It's Been a Week
Folks...it's been a WEEK! We at RvT want you to know we are with you in rage and sorrow. The guys delve into the shift we all experienced in this country on Friday because of the supreme court. The guys do what they can to make sense of it, but honestly - this is an issue we'll all be unpacking…
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Robots vs Taxes EP239: The Jiblet Guys
You got that itch. That politics or pop culture itch that only an RvT episode can scratch. We got you covered. This week we try to make sense of the January 6th committee broadcast, the garbage propaganda of Fox News, the fall of latest white supremacist terrorist group, and Kenobi Kenobi Kenobi....
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Robots vs Taxes EP238: Geezers in Freezers
This week the guys geek out hard on the new Obi-Wan Kenobi show currently streaming on Disney +. In their typical fashion, they take a serious and weighted take on the lore and completely turn it into a parody of itself. Listen in on the theoretical first meeting of Kenobi nd Vader after Revenge…
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Robots vs Taxes EP237: Crystal Pepsi Was Weird
Hey HEY HEEEYYY!!!! We are BACK with a brand new episode! They guys settle in and shoot the sh*t about the events of the day (without pummeling you with bad news). The guys get silly about Chip n Dales Rescue Rangers, Bone Saw McGraw, and anything else that randomly pops into their heads. Pav...
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Robots vs Taxes EP236: Khonshu Is A Gaslighter
Hey you! Don’t reach for that can of mace just yet. Have we got a show for you. It’s chock full of Marjorie Greene’s Karen-level shenanigans, Kirk Carmeron homeschooling, Elon Musk’s gross come ons, the separation of church and state, Women’s right-to-choose,...
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Robots vs Taxes EP235: Time to Go Full RDJ
On a brand new episode of Robots vs Taxes, the guys take on the white-womaning of Marjorie Taylor Greene and her selective memory when taken to task on her involvement in the Jan 6 insurrection. The gents also take on the hilarious (if not predictable) recent developments with Senator David "I...
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Robots vs Taxes EP234: Interstellar Car Accident
Are you anxious because you haven't heard an RvT episode since EASTERS?! Well never fear because we are back and we are jam packed with robotic and/or tax-oriented material. ::Stefon Voice:: This episode has everything, incompetent flat-foots, interracial porno, unified NYers, George Lucas…
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Robots vs Taxes EP233: Dragged through the Door
Ok ok ok...we know EVERYONE else has spoken about it...but finally the guys from RvT tackle the slap at the Oscars (yeah we know - you're over it). We break apart our honest feelings both at the initial news, and then the deeper insight gained over the following week. It's an interesting…
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Robots vs Taxes EP232: Oops! All Taxes!
Well, that certainly was an eventful Oscars event! We're talking of course about Jamie Lee Curtis eating a helpless puppy dog backstage to regain her youthful energy. We will talk all about the oscars next week because we need time to analyze all the ins and outs of DA SLAP HEARD 'ROUND THE…
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Robots vs Taxes EP231: Firewall of Justice
In a world that seems to show you everything is unfair, it helps to have a hot heaping bowl of JUSTICE!!! The guys delve into the latest example of racial injustice and comment on Ryan Coogler's unjustified detainment by police while making a withdrawal at the bank. The gents also delve into the...
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Robots vs Taxes EP230: Don't You Forget It
Did the threat of nuclear war keep you awake? Then did Biden's state of the union address lull you back to sleep? Well RvT is here to provide you with a cup of coffee full of our patented blend of Lauren Boebert and MGT trash fires, Marco Rubio's Russian chicanery, Sam Elliott, Kevin Sorbo, Scott...
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Robots vs Taxes EP229: Advanced Clowning
Its been a heck of a week...for EVERYONE! Here at RvT we try to give a unique take on the politics of the day. We take a quick tour of the headlines that everybody's eye on the planet is focused on and try to bring some respectful levity to it. But make no mistake...WE STAND WITH UKRAINE. We also...
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Robots vs Taxes EP228: The Kinjite Episode
Once in a while your pals in RvT get the winter blues... And once in a while they use this vulnerable time to bust each others chops because we're a couple of dicks. Set your drinks down and welcome back to our show. This week we talk about Candace Owens' opportunistic Canadian buffoonery,...
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Robots vs Taxes EP227: Pacific Mice
On a brand new piping hot episode of RvT, the gents dive into the political shart that is America as they discuss MTG's "Gazpacho" fears of totalitarianism (hide your vegetables), as well at #45's theft and ingestion of government documents. They also discuss Joe Rogan's racism coming back to…
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Robots vs Taxes EP226: The Colloidal Silver Episode
Hello fellow quaranteeners! As society struggles to find new content in our collectively faded sweatpants, take comfort in the most reliable of podcasts with a political/pop culture analytical slant. We here at RvT studios are ready to serve all (two) of your needs as we talk about vaccine...
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Robots vs Taxes EP225: Politics and Sonic Booms
Let's get POLITICAL (yeah we know..but it's actually just our journey into political thinking). We discuss what factors in our lives triggered our increased awareness of the issues that effect us and many others to this day. We talk about the future of the country and how the landscape might…
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Robots vs Taxes EP224: Mansions, Cinemas, and Dirty Cops
Oh man this is a manic episode. We start off with the real world just sucking. It's full of bad politicians screwing over regular folk in favor of just money. Plain old money. Compromising their humanity and to make life harder for the working class... for CASH! It's pretty bleak. So we awkwardly...
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Robots vs Taxes EP223: Simulation in a Gameboy
Here we are...10 days deep into the new year! We already have thoughts on New York's new Mayor (GARBAGE!). We won't let reality stop us from scrutinizing the latest business venture of farting into jars and selling it (yes - this is a real thing). Of course we get into the meat and potatoes of...
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Robots vs Taxes EP222: CyBer-Nie Sanders is Right
We're going back to where it all started... Back to Robots Vs. Taxes! That's right, a brand spanking new show. You got your Ernesto and you got your Pav and they're covering topics like the current covid crisis, the "Okay-ness" of the Hawkeye Disney plus show and of course their breakdown of the...
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Robots vs Taxes EP221: Venong!
Spider-man. You know him You know we know him and so we gotta talk about this gargantuan new movie that just came out based on the little Marvel property by Steve Ditko n' Stan Lee. Tune in as Pav and Ernesto are joined once again by one of our great friends: Habib Khan where we talk about the...
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Robots vs Taxes EP220: The Most Metal Ending
It's all about balance! The guys discuss two of their current show binges with frequent guest of the show Jamie Verderame, now known as "The Hand of RvT" (he drinks beer, and he knows things). The trio first delve into the latest episode of Hawkeye on Disney + and its failings, with perhaps a...
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Robots vs Taxes EP219: Bishop Puree
Isn't it all just awful? Every time you turn on your tv it's just one atrocity after another. Hopefully we can bring you an hour of respite with a brand new episode! This week we briefly talk about the grossness going on with some of our representatives in Congress, but we quickly change gears to...
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Robots vs Taxes EP218: Fearless and Vicious in the Morning
Welcome back for Thanksgiving everyone! It's time to blow this scene... Get everybody and their stuff together... and 3 2 1 cancel your netflix subscription. CRACKLE 4-EVAH!!!
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Robots vs Taxes EP217: Multiverse of Sadness
Last week was not an easy one, but we're here to try and make some sense of it. We talk about the Rittenhouse verdict with friend of the show Jamie Verderame. Of course, our conversation expands to include white supremacy and the racial / racist history of America. But fear not! We also geek out...
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Robots vs Taxes EP216: Not Again
It is true that no two episodes of our show are alike. To understand the complexities of our conversation is (to put it mildly) to touch the face of god. So take comfort in the truth that you are chosen. You are loved. Join us won't you? We accept everything that you are?! Sure. Whatever. Plus we...
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Robots vs Taxes EP215: Robot Dogs and Dead Hedgehogs
Welcome to our Halloween Spooky Spectacular!!!!! The guys delve into this scary season by touching on the horror of Mark Zuckerberg, and his inhuman approach at relatability as he introduced "Meta" to the world. How the robots of Boston Dynamics are being adapted for military use (who saw that...
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Robots vs Taxes EP214: Out of the Bunker
Oh hi!!!! We didn't see you there. It's been some time hasn't it? Look...we're sorry about last week. We had technical difficulties. We're pretty sure it was North Korea hacking our recording, but we have yet to prove that. This week we're joined by friend of the show Jamie Verderame. We wax on...
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Robots vs Taxes EP213: What Did You Just Stuff In Your Mouth
Oh yeah, we R back. You can tell we're serious because we used the letter "R" instead of "are". Only badasses use letters and numbers instead of words. Except maybe Cars 4 kids. That theme song is cheeks. Anyways yeah, so this episode is the one where we go all in on the whole Dave Chappelle…
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Robots vs Taxes EP212: Pizzavel
It's time to strap in for a fresh new episode of RvT!!! The guys talk politics and then move on into the latest episode of Marvel's "What If". They then run through their thoughts on Disney's Star Wars: Visions and highlight their likes and dislikes. Finally the two chew on the opening credits…
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Robots vs Taxes EP211: How I Met Keanu
Oh yeah oh yeah oooooh yeeeeeah we got a good'n for you. Pav and E talkin bout the so-called performative politics at the MET gala, Nicki Minaj as a source of news, Keanu Reeves, bodybuilder Ronnie Coleman, celebrities with political opinions and SO MUCH MORE plus our patented Song of the week:...
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Robots vs Taxes EP210: Resurrections
Finally! RvT has returned...TO THE MATRIX!!!! If you've listened to at least one of our episodes, you know that we are GIGANTIC Matrix fans! The guys delve into the Matrix teaser / trailer so deep you may need to take a red pill just so your friends and family can pinpoint you! We also touch on…
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Robots vs Taxes EP209: Sponsored By Gorilla Glue
Well, well, well... what do we have here? IT'S A BRAND NEW SHOW OH MY GOD!!! Not gonna lie, this episode is all over the map. We stay puzzled at the actions of anti-vaxxers, experience maximum schadenfreude, the joys of French diction, Spider-Man's new trailer, Venom, Dane DeHaan, and exploring…
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Robots vs Taxes EP208: It's a Shield, Not a Cage
Need a little something to dry you off after Hurricane Henri? Use a towel. Then fire up a brand spanking new episode of RvT where the guys discuss the latest episode of "What If", contemplate pitching the concept of reverse Terminators to James Cameron, and a whole bunch of other geeky shit. We...
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Robots vs Taxes EP207: The Wick Has Been Wuck
Put your fears to bed because the bad boyz of podcastin' are back in town!!! That's right you know em' Pav. E. Together. Uhhhhh!!! This time it's personal as the boys cover all the basis: Republican fuckery, Trump brand truck nuts, The Matrix (again, I know right?), the inevitable flop of Warner...
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Robots vs Taxes EP206: Yadda Yadda Yadda 2021
Dear Listeners! Lets broaden our minds! How often has this happened to you: You get home and you wonder how best to tackle the thoughts of climate change, global warming, the billionaire class and their ridiculous dick-shaped spaceships. Then you open up a bottle of your favorite alcoholic…
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Robots vs Taxes EP205: Cooking the Brain
Thank goodness you've tuned in! We were worried you melted away in the latest heat wave. Pull up a nice tall glass of Pav and E and enjoy our cooling banter. First, after a brief discussion of Goose from the movie "Top Gun" (as is the style of our current times), we tackle the protests in Cuba…
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Robots vs Taxes EP204: High Science Fiction
Flooded subways Inept politicians Has-been actors with shit POVs Truly we are living in an age of marvels. Or at least Marvel comics movies and tv content that helps us deal with this increasingly hostile world. Join us as we deep dive (Kevin Costner Waterworld style) into the weird fever dream…
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Robots vs Taxes EP203: Shadenfreaka
Hoping your independence weekend was filled with food, fun, and fighting white supremacy! The fellas are here to start you off right on your second half of 2021! They begin by talking about the future of the Simpsons and how it may end (if ever). Pav and E also talk about the blatant…
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Robots vs Taxes EP202: I learned It From You
In this the 202nd episode, the guys are a little older, a little wiser and still totally game to talk about physical health, shy burps, hateful ants, the multiverse, aliens, Kang the Conqueror, unpaid bills, robot fetishization, body issues, Loki and his boring variant, gerbil cinema and so much...
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Robots vs Taxes EP201: Tastes Like Pennies
The fellas tackle the issue that has brought our nation and the internet to a standstill...does Batman eat pussy?! That's right, the controversy that we have thusly coined "BatPussyGate" will be explored and dissected. We also tackle the colorism that still plagues the Latin community and is...
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Robots vs Taxes EP200: Alma Fuerte
They said it couldn't be done. They said it shouldn't be done. They said a lot of things that we didn't really listen to because we were too busy putting together our 200th episode of the ROBOTS Vs. TAXES PROGRAM!!! What better way to celebrate our strange, political, crass, sometimes high brow...
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Robots vs Taxes EP199: Speed of Trust
This week we go deep on the subject of Black trauma and how it's presented to the public. Come along as we chat with our very special guest Ifeoma who is joining us to break down the history of redlining, as well as the powerful imagery in the Amazon Prime series "Them". It's a show packed with...
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Robots vs Taxes EP198: Just Run Faster
Hello Dear Listeners! This week we delve into "Army of the Dead" by Zack Snyder...and boy do we let you know what we think of this! No filter! We also break down the latest season of "Love, Death and Robots" episode by episode and give you our thoughts. Come hang out with us before you enjoy the...
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Robots vs Taxes EP197: Ropes Into A Gutter
MOYDUH! Now that we have your attention, RvT watched the Netflix limited documentary event "The Sons Of Sam" and we got some serious feelings we need to discuss, preferably over cosmos. Naturally things go off the rails and we somehow stuff Star Wars references into what should've been a...
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Robots vs Taxes EP196: TurboPegged
We are BACK with a brand new episode! This week the guys have so much to cover in the hour of power that defines your Monday! They discuss the questions behind Thanos' sexual orientation (and really..who hasn't?). The duo also get into the complexities of the Superman and trope and how it's…
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In these times you need a show that dares to tackle the hard-hitting issues of the day. You also need a show that gets REALLY nerdy. You have a lot of needs and ROBOTS VS. TAXES is here to satisfy at least two of them.
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