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WELCOME TO BATTLE ROYALE! OUR VERY FIRST MONTLY BLOODBATH! WE REVIEW ALBUMS ON VARIOUS SCALES AND BASED ON THOSE NUMBERS WE SIMULATE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF THOSE BANDS FOUGHT! IS IT SENSELESS? YES! DO WE CARE? NOT EVEN A LITTLE! ARE YOU EXCITED? I AM!!! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! WE PIT AUDIOTOPSY, DEVOUR THE DAY, HATE ETERNAL, THE CASUALTIES, DISTURBED, AND TENACIOUS D AGAINST EACH OTHER IN A CAGE AND... WELL... You get the idea.

Happy medium fry day with a side of caramel macchiato, because some people think that's a good idea... RED. This Episode, Grimm is late and Red fondles a stripper. We talk about concerts, welcome a new advice columnist, and more! Album reviews: Burning Witches, Architects, and All That Remains

HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY!!!! MAKE IT THE BLACKEST YET WITH TALES OF TERROR 6!!!! Okay, that's an exaggeration, the tales are spooky but probably wouldn't make it the blackest Friday.... maybe charcoal? Make this friday a CHARCOAL FRIDAY with two new tales!!! Hosted by the master of macabre and questionable laundry, THE DUNGEON MASTER!... jet gray? Featured Stories: Every Child's Fear by Samuel Wagstaff, Iowa by Teddy Grimm

This week we start a grass roots campaign for Slipknot, ring in the holidays a little early, and a familiar face makes an unwanted appearance.. We talk to a couple celebrities, Grimm gets assaulted by a stranger and Red assaults Grimm... I swear this show just gets more ridiculous by the episode. Skits, Reviews, and opinions, we got them all! Album reviews: Hate Eternal, Audiotopsy, Tenacious D Oh, and Dougie reviews Dragonforce. yeah...