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Rolling Stoned
by Rolling Stoned
The year is 2004. Operation: Rolling Stoned is ongoing following suspicious activities surrounding subjects Ken & “Sketch” during their first year delivering for USPUSS, a nation-wide decoy delivery operation started by the Department of Homeland Security to monitor stoners' ties to terrorism. Though there has been evidence of rituals of the occult with minors, mild cannibalism, and possible tampering with reality the government has so far been unable to uncover any terrorist intel from them. Perhaps they'll have better luck this year... linktr.ee/flyoverstatepark
Episodes
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202 The Mad Cow Zombie Crisis of '96
Sketch is back to the grind at USPUSS and today he's working a different route than usual, covering for a coworker that's sick. Everything is going pretty normal besides a bizarre encounter a frisky older couple. They just want Sketch to bring some eviction papers to the neighbor. Piece of cake....
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201 January 2, 2004 - The Sequel Prequel
This New Year was pretty uneventful for Ken & Sketch compared to the previous one, but while finishing off a special second generation New Year's blunt, Sketch got to thinking...whatever happened at last year's New Year party at P-Dawgs...and did he still have dank buds...? Using Ken's address...
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123 The Rolling Stoned Christmas Special! (featuring Mr Krimson)
It's the Rolling Stoned Christmas special and season finale extravaganza! Twas an average day for Sketch, making deliveries and picking up packages, when along came a package, but human it was. His clothes were all dashing and the deepest of reds. "My name's Mr Krimson," he smiled and said. A...
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122 Starwoman: The Revengening Part 2 [Death to Smoochy]
The interstate revenge spree continues, as Starwoman works her way down the revenge list, and everyone is going to get their hands dirty. After swiftly disposing of Bong-water Man, they are off to enact vengeance on some really bad dudes, definitely the worst kind of people, from dog fighters to...
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121 Starwoman: The Revengening Part 1
Ken finally wakes up from his several week coma in the back of the USPUSS truck only to get ambushed by none other than... those Goddamned treehouse kids Timmy and Billy. But they aren't here on their normal shenanigans. In fact, they have found a new master... and her name is... Starwoman....
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120 Kompletely Great Broadband (KGB)
It's just another Tuesday, and Sketch is trying to finish a DVD when he's encountered by a man outside, with a "package" from the motherland! It's called Kompletely Great Broadband and Marv & his Russian cousin, Milosh have apparently been sent to install this free new feature into the truck! But...
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119 Late Night with Sketch
Sketch is amped up and ready to show the bosses the tape of the talk show that they insisted that he made last week. He was a little confused when they told him "If you're going to be around USPUSS a while, we're going to give you more responsibilities," and then told him they were putting him in...
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118 Moongate: Pizza'tlantis
Ken & Age have come down with something after eating entirely too much guacamole, leaving Sketch to do the route alone. While griping to himself about his woes while looking for the new snack machine, he gets a little bit turned around and winds up in the top secret Moongate Command, which…
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117 Reconstruction
Freshly back from vacation, Ken and Sketch are stopping by USPUSS to check out the progress on the reconstruction of the break room. There, they meet Notch, a second generation construction worker who is an expert digger and has an extraordinarily square figure. Some would describe it as…
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116 Engine Troubles, Goin' Fishin', and Arts & Crafts with Edward Gene
Age and Sketch are taking a much needed vacation with all the PTO (paid time off, can you believe that?) they were given while the USPUSS facility is rebuilt. The plan is to go visit Sketch's family in the UP, which is like Canada, but not actually Canada (much to Age's dismay), and go fishing,...
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115 Pieces Missing, Women in Beige, and Requiem for a Boxman
Agents Ralph and Diego have some catching up to do. Their weekly reports haven't been sent to headquarters in a month because Ralph has been spending too much time mixing the top secret recordings, trying to make them more listenable, and Diego hasn't exactly been helping. They don't have much…
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114 The Curse of Lincoln's Hand Part IV: The Prophecy of Veteran 77A
With both the Third and Sixth Amendments wished away by Lincoln's Hand, the New Confederacy is well on their way to bringing about their Confederate Dystopia. After being flung into the woods by Sketch's reckless driving, Age wakes up pinned to her crashed trailer. Fortunately, her trailer…
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113 The Curse of Lincoln's Hand Part III: Starwoman Returns
Age and Sketch are hot on Fugue State Ken's trail of bodies when Sketch suddenly notices someone he thought long gone from his past zoom by on familiar sounding rollerskates. Age's trailer immediately goes flying off the hitch as Sketch speeds up to find out that Starwoman is indeed still…
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112 The Curse of Lincoln's Hand Part II: Vet Smart
The treehouse kids' wish to remove the Third Amendment with Lincoln's hand worked, leaving Ken, Sketch, & Age with no memory of the United States having an amendment prohibiting soldiers from being posted in people's homes. They don't remember a time without their trusty tan-coated soldier/body...
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111 Age Moves In, Back to the Treehouse, & the Curse of Lincoln's Hand
It's time to get back to work, but Ken and Sketch are going to be having a permanent guest tag along with them on their route. Newly fired and newly homeless, Age asks if she can crash with them, which they quickly agree to, after all, she only has one suitcase... Well, she picked some day to…
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110 Detroit. Rock. City.
420 was days ago, but Ken and Sketch have lost all concept of time and space. After wandering off into the Wisconsin wilderness from Milwaukee, they find themselves in a Spencer’s Gifts in Oconomowoc. Age (aka Adrienne) shows up out of nowhere in the USPUSS truck to save them from their...
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109 Bush Protest, An Old Friend, & a Touch of Cannibalism
Ken and Sketch decide to take a day trip to Madison on their day off and run into their old friend, Adrienne. She is at the capitol to protest the United States invading Iraq under false pretenses and informs Ken and Sketch that we just started a war (they were unaware). After dropping some...
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105 Suspicions, a Performance Review, & Johnny Law gets high
Agents Ralph and Diego discuss their suspicions of Ken and Sketch and their radical stoner ideology and then interrogate them under the guise of a performance review, but it quickly unravels as the agents unintentionally find themselves in the sweet embrace of Mary Jane herself... Links:...
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103 First Day, Tree House, & Blockbuster
Having spent their signing bonus, Ken and Sketch find themselves still needing to furnish the back of the USPUSS truck, their current home. While on their route, they spot the perfect chairs up in a treehouse and decide to snag them. Little do they know what they are about to uncover... Links:...
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102 Bus Ride, Lake Shower, & USPUSS
After making their phone call to USPUSS, Ken and Sketch are told to come in right away for the a job. They decide to take the bus but are thwarted when a mother takes issue with their bong smoking. However, after taking a quick bath in Lake Michigan, and with some helpful directions, Ken and…
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101 January 1, 2003
Ken and Sketch wake up after a New Year's party they barely remember that ended with their apartment burning down. Waking up in the streets of Milwaukee, they try to make sense of the previous night, while trying to figure out what to do next. Links: @RevoloverAudio…
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The year is 2004. Operation: Rolling Stoned is ongoing following suspicious activities surrounding subjects Ken & “Sketch” during their first year delivering for USPUSS, a nation-wide decoy delivery operation started by the Department of Homeland Security to monitor stoners' ties to terrorism. Though there has been evidence of rituals of the occult with minors, mild cannibalism, and possible tampering with reality the government has so far been unable to uncover any terrorist intel from them. Perhaps they'll have better luck this year... linktr.ee/flyoverstatepark
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