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Roommating Habits

by Pat, Matt & Dave

By drawing from their own experiences living together and combining horror stories from the internet, Pat, Matt and Dave explore the problems, trials and tribulations of living with other people. Roommating Habits comedically “helps” by sharing stories of how to, and how “not” to, be a good roommate.

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Episodes

  1. Ep. 13 - A Metric Bunch

    Take a Tumble Down the Ads Hole With Us!!

  2. Ep. 13 - A Metric Bunch

    Gee whiz, you take ANOTHER two weeks off and look what happens? Kim Jon Un's in trouble, Pat teaches the boys about ASMR, and the boys get corporate with the introduction of Ads Hole!! Support us any way that you can! (biggest way is to let others know about us! Check us out on the social medias...

  3. Ep. 12 - Remote Insensitivity with a Southern Belle

    Harry Potter and the Lamp of Magic Patrick

  4. Ep. 12 - Remote Insensitivity with a Southern Belle

    Gee whiz, you take two weeks off and look what happens? Have no fear, as we have triumphantly returned to help save the world from the boredom that is sweeping the nations of the world. This week we discuss how to mediate problems with your roommate, and a way to remotely connect with your…

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  5. Ep. 11 - Green Eggs and Ass

    Please share every home haircut picture you can.

  6. Ep. 11 - Green Eggs and Ass

    Another week in 2020, another struggle for the boys in a world who is stealing their jam in giving advice on how to live with other people. Ay Carumba. This week the guys talk about the anticipation for home hair cuts, the soccer game that could have "kicked" off their pandemic situation, and New...

  7. Ep. 10 - Isolation Pants

    If Rick Flair WOO's in the woods, and if everyone is in quarantine, did he even WOO at all? ... nailed it

  8. Ep. 10 - Isolation Pants

    When the world should be out celebrating with one another over a pint of green beer, we instead are isolated indoors... with a pint of green beer. Join us this week as we discuss the new developments of this Corona Brand world that we're now living in, and some helpful tips on how to stay sane....

  9. Ep. 9 - Washy Washy, Happy Happy!

    And Other Dark Tales of COVID-19

  10. Ep. 9 - Washy Washy, Happy Happy!

    Coronavirus has infected the podcast realm too people! Apologies for the redundancy, but it's literally everywhere! How far should you stay for your roommate if quarantined? What's the spread-ability compared to the Flu? Just how much toilet paper DOES Matt have? All these and more great life...

  11. Ep. 8 - Retirement Home Improvement

    The guys crack open the ol' crystal ball for some insight into what their futures look like, which *SPOILER ALERT* mostly involves nursing home staff cleaning up after them while they play GoldenEye and Super Mario Kart 64. A few doozy retirement home...

  12. Ep. 8 - Retirement Home Improvement

    The guys crack open the ol' crystal ball for some insight into what their futures look like, which *SPOILER ALERT* mostly involves nursing home staff cleaning up after them while they play GoldenEye and Super Mario Kart 64. A few doozy retirement home stories and a fun game with some very, ahem,...

  13. Ep. 7 - Teen Vogue Dorm Daze

    There's a new character in town! Extreme Patrick stops by to grind his longboard into your hearts as he and the fellas share some insights on your first year living away from home in a dorm setting. Also here is one of the dooziest on-theme games of "Wouldyarather" that the guys have ever played....

  14. Ep. 6 - Ben Affleck When He Loses His Feathers

    A few new segments were introduced this week after the guys share what their Valentine's Day shaped up to be. A colourful cast of characters was introduced in the lead off story, where Pat discovers he is guilty of some roommate pet peaves. Roomies in the News showed us a surprisingly aggressive...

  15. Ep. 5 - It's a Pig, it's a Cow, it's a Valentine's POW!

    It's Valentine's Day, and the fellas discuss how they woo'd (or boo'd) their respective roommates. Pat and Matt give Dave some advice on how to totally win at his first Valentine's Day, and the infamous "POW" Burger is discussed.

  16. Ep. 4 - Vladimir Poutine's Finest Tretchup

    By drawing from their own experiences living together and combining horror stories from the internet, Pat, Matt and Dave explore the problems, trials and tribulations of living with other people. Roommating Habits comedically “helps” by sharing stories of how to, and how “not” to, be a good...

  17. Ep. 3 - The Ol' City Food

    By drawing from their own experiences living together and combining horror stories from the internet, Pat, Matt and Dave explore the problems, trials and tribulations of living with other people. Roommating Habits comedically “helps” by sharing stories of how to, and how “not” to, be a good...

  18. Ep. 2 - Orange Wrappers

    Roommate, advice, comedy, goofs, funny, sex, relationships, improv, modern, millennial, people, life, living Music by Marshall Dane.

  19. Ep. 1 - Sweep the Apartment or the Leg

    By drawing from their own experiences living together and combining horror stories from the internet, Pat, Matt and Dave explore the problems, trials and tribulations of living with other people. Roommating Habits comedically “helps” by sharing stories of how to, and how “not” to, be a good...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

By drawing from their own experiences living together and combining horror stories from the internet, Pat, Matt and Dave explore the problems, trials and tribulations of living with other people. Roommating Habits comedically “helps” by sharing stories of how to, and how “not” to, be a good roommate.

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What is Roommating Habits about?

By drawing from their own experiences living together and combining horror stories from the internet, Pat, Matt and Dave explore the problems, trials and tribulations of living with other people. Roommating Habits comedically “helps” by sharing stories of how to, and how “not” to, be a good...

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Roommating Habits is created and hosted by Pat, Matt & Dave.
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